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2019

21

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about female trump supporters is the fake tits…..

I get called out on Twitter by the one guy who follows me for being weak…

Because I see these fake titty, aspiring actresses turned Trump Supporters…because it is clickbait….easy traffic, easy fame they’ve been chasing for the 40 years….and they are all blondes with fake tits….

They are the Olivia Munns of their generations, trying to manipulate people by speaking to their core interests and passions…

Now I am not against Trump supporters, I am indifferent…I just think it’s a common trend that these should be hooter waitresses like Josie Canseco’s mom …..are now political leaders and it’s just because of her tits.

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Mannequin Scare
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Retard Lifting Weights for Schwarzenegger
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Kate Beckinsale – Date Night
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Pedophile Priest – Police Interivew
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Lupita and her Yellow Eyes are Scary
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Fighter Jet Flies Up to Passenger Plan
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Bill and Ted 3 – Happening….
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Felicity Huffman Doesn’t Understand Prison Time
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Man Gets Tazed
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Crane Fail….
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Sara Jean Underwood is Hot
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Hot Chick Pulling Out Hot Tit…
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NSFW – Butt Plug Fail
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NSFW – Girl Dressed Like a Cat – Sucking an Ejaculating Dildo….
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Kate Beckinsale – Legs
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Eva Green at an Event
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2019

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if I have a Brain Injury, if it is a Retardation, can I call it a retardation since I feel like I’ve got it….and can I just self diagnose and I can now make retard jokes…like I’ve been doing with Autism jokes for years…cuz who is to say I am not Autistic…right…

I mean maybe it’s Stroke or Alzheimers…or years of hard drinking, sleep apnea and diabetes…I don’t have the answers….

But I need to find other things to diagnose myself with so that I can make fun of things without the witch hunt or fear of a witch hunt that I know isn’t actually ever going to be a witch hunt because no one gives a fuck about my jokes…probably because they aren’t that funny…But a boy’s allowed to dream…now if only I had a penis.

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Emma Roberts – New Cock
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Russian Slapping Contest
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Jessica Simpson Had an 11 Pound baby – WTF – Imagine her PUSSY hole
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You Missed Meek Mill Day
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Sluts Promoting HydratIon
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Kylie Jnner – Muppet in a See Through Dress
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Whale Found with 40 KG of Plastic
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Trucks VS Wind
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Trailer for Season 3 – Stranger Things
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Rosario Dawson’s Devil Pussy has Trapped a Politician
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Tyler Perry is a Pedophile…
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Margot Robbie looking like shit
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Blanca Blanco – Pretends She is Lohan Pretending to be Marilyn in Playboy
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Hot Anvil VS Frozen Lake
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Cop Pulls Gun
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Jenny McCarthy VS Barbara Walters!
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Ashley Graham Lingerie – is Awful
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Wendy Willams is a Crackhead
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Man on a Ladder
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Cop Enjoys his Work
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Internet Shaming Dumb Thief
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Jeff Bazos Sugar Baby – Already Out of the Picture
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The Man Who Took Millie Brown Virginity…
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FIt Girls…
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Guy Who Wants Avocado – Gets Beat
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Kate Beckinsale Date Night
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The Future of Drinking is Not Getting Hungover
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Bella Thorne Fake Tits at an Event
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Ariana Grande – Whore in Concert
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Kate Beckinsale – Old Pervert in Leggings
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Leven Rambin – Cleavage
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VS Model – Jasmine Tookes
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VS Model – Elsa Hosk
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Lupita Nyongo’s Legs
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Ashley Tisdale – Legs
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Chopra Jonas in a Red Dress
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Madison Beer – Sports Bra
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Reese Witherspoon and Other Whores at an Event
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Katie Holmes – Old as Fuck
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I Hate this Bitch
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From stepSMUT!!

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Reddit Amateur Shows her Butthole
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Reddit Amateur Shows her Big Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Titty Work Out…
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7 WTF Moments….
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A Bunch of Nude Celeb Leaks of Celebs I’ve Never Heard of…
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Too Drunk to Realise He’s Hit Rock Bottom
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Hot Pussy….
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Look at this Clown….
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EMO masturbating girl
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Titty Flash of the Day!
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Lana Kendrick Has Monster Tits….
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Tanning Bed Sluts…
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Chikita in Bed….
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Toe Fucker….
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Huge Titty Flash
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Blonde Bitch Drinks Proper
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Amateur Porn Tits
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Dude Proves You Can Use a Shit Bike to Win
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MonroQ Gets Naked….
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Some Ratchet Bitch Naked
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Crotch Cut Out of Jeans….Erotic.
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Reacting to Tits….
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Fat Ass Big Tits….
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Changing Room Masturbation
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Beaches and her Spread Pussy
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2019

20

Mar

Emmanuelle Chriqui Nipple of the Day

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When you are old and tired…from what, I don’t know,..it’s not like Emmanuelle Chriqui works…but her face sure as hell looks like it has survived Holocausts like it’s Jewish Grandparents…you make sure to wear a robe with your tits out…I CAN SEE HER NIPPLE…

She’s a local girl, born in Montreal…and she make stye Jewish Moroccan community proud enough for me to celebrate her tits….tits that have made it to America on the MAKE IT IN AMERICA creator’s more popular show…ENTOURAGE….

I don’t think she’s done anything since, but she’s 40 years old and as a woman, that’s a great age to bow out and retire…unless you’re already an a lister, to famous to not force yourself onto us….in roles where you play some old bitch…

But she is in a robe with her tits out…and as far as I’m concerned, that’s her best performance..give her the Oscar she will literally never be nominated for….

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2019

20

Mar

Miley Cyrus Nudist of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is an attention seeking nudist…but at least we’ve all seen her cunt.

Maybe it’s because she sold her childhood off to Disney to become Hannah Montana, and even with all that attention, she didn’t feel like she was getting enough attention….or maybe she was molested as a child and has a weird relationship with sexualizing herself…or maybe she just doesn’t give a fuck because we’ve all seen her cunt.

It was a marketing hustle, that spoke to the kids, inspired the kids…a bad little disney girl, bad little country girl, but was she really so bad…just being naked for everyone…I mean it’s just nudity….I guess that was her angle, her empowered lie angle….her feminist angle…that was really just a way for everyone to see her cunt.

I don’t have the answers but once an exhibitionist, there’s not reason to not be an exhibitionist, it’s liberating and free..just ask any dude on public transit pulling his dick out for the school girls….but we’ve all seen her cunt and that’s ULTIMATELY what matters…even when looking at a pic of her not showing her cunt…we know what’s going on down there…lip-wise.

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2019

20

Mar

Charlotte McKinney is Hot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is still hot…Not that I ever really thought she was hot…but big tits on a small frame is hot to me….I am old and natural beauty is subjective…while big tits on a small frame are scientific fucking fact…

So here’s some love for the old timer from Instagram….a Florida Rich Kid with huge tits who managed to get a few ad campaigns and a reality show stint on Dancing with the Stars…cuz she had the right friend who knew bouncy big tits would be good for ratings as TV died…probably the same dude who cast Alexis Ren this past year on the hustle to legitimize whores on isntagram….

She’s been at it for a while now, but isn’t that old…and still has big tits on a small frame…which scientifically makes her better than most..

She hasn’t done much interesting in her career, other than sex with Stephen Dorff, who is great in True Detective Season 3…I saw it the other day…I don’t leave the house…

But there’s hope for her…cuz big tits on a small frame are needed in all kinds of things, from movies, to TV shows…to your masturbation fantasies…to strip clubs…to backpages if it still existed…

So keep up the good work Charlotte McKinney…..don’t get fat now…cuz when the gut catches up to the tits..it’s alway a sad day…and for some reason…a reason I call sadness….the gut always catches up to the tits.

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2019

20

Mar

Elsie Hewitt Nude of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt is the girl that accused Ryan Phillippe of kicking her ass to get on the map…the kind of attention seeking strategy I hate women for doing…milking MeToo and Believe all women, instead of focusing on the evidence….ensationalizing a fight to get their name in ink, in the media, to matter…riding the most famous cock she’s had to date and throwing him under the bus to get noticed off his celebrity…playing the victim, instead of the whore…out for her damn self cuz she’s got big tits and an average face….making the poor Reese Witherspoon husband who was once a huge deal…out to be some evil man, with toxic masculinity, who beats whores…..when we live in a world where we should be allowed to beat whores, if we pay them enough, and not have them run to the media…it’s a fetish for some….all these “slap me / choke me / spank me” girls on the text messages aren’t too into it when push comes to shove and real life comes to cash a check their internet seductress profile wrote….

Point being…garbage woman, huge tits….balances itself out…

Here she is in some bikini photoshoot

Here she is sounding dumb as fuck in a casting video..

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2019

20

Mar

Sophie Turner Hard Nipples of the Day

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Hey Game of Thrones queers…

Sophie Turner has hard nipples and may not be wearing a bra….perverts…

I mean I realize that Game of Thrones is beyond the nerd audience it was designed for….and that it is super mainstream because the mainstream is drawn to nerd shit…but it’s still fucking queer…

Being excited about braless girls doesn’t happen to me, I just think it’s better than bras, cuz I like tits…and I feel shame and sadness for the kinds of losers out there who are excited over braless tits..because that in and of itself is a little virginal in a can’t get laid kind of way…but even the most studly of studs with women knocking down their door can be happy when a girl rocks braless tits….hard nippled…I think the comination of no bra excitement, game of thrones and this site audience of losers…makes it something embarrassing on some mom’s basement bedroom at 40 years old level…but that cool, rich, accomplished dudes with swagger can also be into….

What I am saying in my confusing and terribly written rant is simple…braless tits trascend all levels of men…from the biggest of loser to the most desirable cuz we all like tits.

All that writing….so pointless….why do I bother….

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2019

20

Mar

Belle Lucia Instathot of the Day

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Belle Lucia is some Instathot….and you know what…she’s pretty great….

Sure, she looks like a muppet with all the face injections…but it’s a look…and sure there’s no real point to her feed other than post up slutty pics of herself from silly meaningless photoshoots she does of herself..and her audience is all a bunch of perverts…but what the fuck else should she do with her time…work as a trainer, or waitress, fuck that…this is way more high profile….and it’s good to jack off to…if you’re bored…and I know you’re bored…

Seeing girls, all girls, even muppet faced girls half naked…always fun even if it’s pointless…cuz everything is pointless so we should have fun.

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2019

20

Mar

Ashley Graham Lingerie of the Day

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Big girl Ashley Graham stretching out some lingerie for a photoshoot..

I remember a better time…a simpler time…a time when lingerie wasn’t made in this size, so fat girls didn’t have to lie to themselves into thinking they are hot or sexy or have any sex appeal whatsoever…they’d just sit at home in soiled panties eating ice cream….getting fatter….but then the whole racism thing ended, even though it exists, it’s not the mainstream thought…and white girls got comfortable with the black men they used to cross the street to avoid…and discovered they had big dicks their big vaginas could feel…and that they legit were into fat whitey cuz they were a novelty…and then realizing more women like them are fat…and then the whole tinder swipe thing happened meaning sex didn’t only happen at 3 am at a bar as the lights go on where dude is like “i guess it’s better than jacking off, and it weighs more than a threesome”….and now dudes can say “no one will know this happened”….creating some sort of solidarity between other fat women, forcing marketers to make this fat girl shit.

The whole thing goes against all logic…is what I am getting at here….and this bitch is for some reason the “figurehead”….

I don’t get it.

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2019

20

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio Forever….because this should be a memorial post for her fans…in a she may not be dead, but she’s dead as a bikini model, so look at her in her glory days, or in an era before she was 40 fucking years old and in a bikini…because she’s moved onto greater things…a tribute if you will..

But instead, it’s more a never give up, stick to the dreams, you don’t have a plan be, you just have this going for you and people seem to still care so keep it up…half naked bikini model…in her lingerie doing lingerie and bikini shit…cuz it’s all she knows, feels good at, feels confident in…

So this mom, old as fuck mom, still looking good thanks to the aging process being reinvented with cosmetic injections and fitness….is still doing what she’s always done…scared to move on…in some geriatric underwear modeling…on some Liz Hurley shit…cuz when a ho is a ho she stays a ho forever…