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2019

27

Mar

Iggy Azalea Erotica of the Day

This just in – Iggy Azalea Erotica is still disgusting…

Based on scientific research and three independent studies conducted while walking my dog earlier today….Iggy Azalea Erotica is not really erotic at all…

My research may not be all that accurate, since I know dudes will fuck anything, and after a winter of no bikinis, the most jaded pervert will still get excited by the half nakedness…

Not to mention, I didn’t conduct any independent studies, I do my best to ignore other humans…but if I did, I am sure the answer I got would be “who?”…cuz she’s not household in my demographic…

Point being, half naked, weird looking, cultural appropriating Australian slag being a slag to get noticed, attention and to sell records…to make more money than the money she’s already made being a hack.

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2019

27

Mar

Demi Lovato Looks Great… of the Day

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Demi Lovato the heroin addict that raised from the dead, proving that anything is possible if you set your mind to it, and if you have a naloxone kit handy.

I once coined the term “Lookin’ Good Sweetheart” back when I was motivated enough to coin terms, and it’d be used in cases like this…a level of sarcasm maybe, a little dig cuz we know she’s not looking good…but I guess in Demi’s case – looking good is just being alive after trying to kill herself, since life’s so hard for her rich and entitled life…

Bitch didn’t look good, when people said she looked good, now look at her now…years later still not looking good..

I guess that is how science works…

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Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2019

27

Mar

Sophie Turner Swimsuit of the Day

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The Jonas Brothers are in Miami with their wives…

One is married to Deepak Chopra…who you may remember from being a guest on Oprah often…and if you don’t you were probably employed and not some degenerate sitting at home watching Oprah obsessively like a housewife…when really just being a fucking low life…

The other is married or marrying a much taller than him Sophie Turner from Game of Thrones, a show I’ve never seen, but she’s hipster and cool, in a mainstream candy coated way…she doesn’t wear bras, often times has hard nipples and is wearing a one piece…

Clearly Deepak and Sophie should swap bikinis like they probably swap brothers like the creepy Jonas Brother groupies they likely are…finally with the dudes they used to think about when they used the shower head against their cunts while in high school…at least in Sophie Turner’s case…where as Deepak probably used to bathe in a puddle. I saw Slum Dog Millionaire – I know how it is…

Here is her sister in law PRIYANKA

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The Jonas Brothers and their Vaginas Take On Miami of the Day

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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Turner

2019

27

Mar

Masturbating on the Train and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked and Rowdy

Naked Neighbor

Handlebar Crash

Umbrella Takes Off with Man…

Dude Runs Woman Off the Road

Dude Falls in Man Hole

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

27

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am terrible at social media, even though social media is the foundation that keeps the internet afloat, because I typically hate people in person….so spending my spare time, which is a lot of time, since I am unemployed…to read their opinions, their updates, their wonderful lives they’ve curated to their feed, that people call “the best versions of themselves”….their photoshopped pics, their lies and their delusions that other people they’ve met online encourage…is all so draining and disgusting…it’s actually the worst version of people, the materialistic and disgusting version of people….

I find it pretty basic, typical, mainstream…everything I hate, even with the sub-groubs and sub-genres, sub-cultures of people connecting, there’s nothing as interesting as silence…

The internet is a stressful, negative, unhealthy place that I’ve spent far too much time on, probably had one too many legit mental breakdowns because… so here are some morning links…to perpetuate the bullshit. LOL.

Dumb Sluts Doing Making a Dumb Mess
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Homeless Celebrity Who is Hardly a Celebrity of the Day
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Wendy Williams Fell off the Wagon Again – LOL – Some people Just Gotta Kill Themselves…
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Slapping – A Sport in Russia
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Rude City Council Members
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Man Surprises Cheating Girlfriend
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Colleen Rooney Nasty MILF in a Bikini
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West Virginia Teen Gets Beat
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Weird Harry Potter Moment
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Cool – 1929 Interviews With Old People
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Man with no Arms and Legs – Living Life
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Dude Fails During Street Performance
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The Future of Drinking is Not Getting Hungover
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2019

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am annoyed of everyone’s opinion on Jussie, who can’t even spell his damn name properly, hollywood / celebrity justice motherfuckers…rich people get away with shit, get the fuck over it….the world is unfair, the system fuck, OJ is Khloe Kardashian’s dad / a killer..etc.

That said, I gave into the evil censors of social media….Twitter…

I created a new twitter account…after my old one from 10 years ago was deleted….

I wasn’t sad about losing all my wonderful tweets, there were something like 100,000 of them…pretty pathetic really….

I am all for moving on, forget the past ….knowing that the future will mean all the people who have blocked me…and many people have blocked me…can no longer erase me from the internet….

The new handle is DrunkenStepFat .

I don’t expect anyone to care enough to follow me, but I figure I’d let you know….

I don’t expect to really even use it….but I figure I’d let you know…

I don’t know why I bother with you really.

Don’ follow me….Seriously – Please don’t follow me….I like staying on edge and I don’t my ego inflated or my opinions to soften with how relevant and important I am…I saw what happened to the Grinch when he Stole Christmas, only to be embraced by the town to change his spirit and make his heart beat….not what I want…

I am just telling you my new twitter so you do not follow me in case you see me pop up…

The new handle is DrunkenStepFat .

Here are some stepLINKS…

Cardi B – Used to Drug and Rob Men – Girl Power…
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Rosie Wanted to Fuck Liz Hasselbeck on the View…and Hasselbeck is Mad Cuz of Jesus
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Plate to the Face During a Slutty Breast Implant Brawl
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Tone Loc – Detained
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Girl Screams at Boyfriend….
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Bella Thorne Tits Play Carnegie Hall Whilst Looking Like Dog Shit
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Georgia Fowler See Through Shirt
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Dude Has Tampon on his Back
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Criminal Charges Dropped Against Smollett
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Slutty Michigan State Fan
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Amber Valletta Topless in LUI
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Dude Wins 3 Million Dollars at the Casino…
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Bike Carries Tons of Shit
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Shot of a Lifetime
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Rude Diners Get Cake in their Faces
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Slutty Asian from Instagram
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Kid Pranks a Restaurant…
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45 Snakes Under a House
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Baby Goat VIdeo of the Day
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Where’s Waldo? No – Where’s Weird Al!
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Jessica Alba’s Fat GUNT
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Who ate the flip flop
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Ring Gir Kicks Man in Face
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Volvo Truck Doesn’t Kill a Kid
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Cat hates Bad Singing
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Wendy Williams Husbands’ Mistress Gives Birth…
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Corn Spilled on Highway
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A.Rod Cheats on J.Lo…
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Cops Force Dude out of Car
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Rat Cow Tits Out….
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The Future of Drinking is Not Getting Hungover
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CBD OILS / GUMMIES / AND ALL THE CBD YOU NEED!
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Liz Hurley Slutty in a Black Dress
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Pia Mia Perez Looking Ghetto…
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Christian Serratos in a Dress
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Elle Fanning in a Magazine
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Romee Strijid Lame Catalog Pics
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Brooke Burke – Working Out
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Audrina Patridge Old Lady Tits
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Ariel Winter – Skinny LEgs
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Elle Fanning in a Slutty Jump Suit
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Josephine Skriver in a Skirt
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Aubrey Plaza – Not Hot
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Jordyn Jones Legs in Sluttty Shorts
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From stepSMUT!!

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8 Wtf Moments that are Hilarious and Distrubting….
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Tumblr Porn
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Reddit Amateur – Reddit Lurker
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Rehearsing Backstage
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Booty Like Putty
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Weird Couples THERAPY
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Interesting Vitamin Water Ad
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Huge Snapchat Tits
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Big Tits in Red Lingerie
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Japanese Compassion
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Disappointing Sex of the Day
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Naked on the Phone….
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Chick with a Fat Tit….
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Sister Aphrodite – Amateur of the Day
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Tinder in Brazil PSA
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Hard Nipples…
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Sucking Champagne Hard
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Samantha Hoopes Sex Tape….
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Dildo Drop….
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Naughty Ladies…
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Dildo Drop
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Redheaded Milf
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2019

26

Mar

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Pussy Flash of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin flashing her pussy for GOD….she’s a religious freak….

Hailey Baldwin Bieber, who is set for life for marrying the guy who popped her cherry back when she was 15 or 16, like the true Religious weirdos they are….totally ending the Selena Gomez character in the storyline that America Loved and that destroyed her and sent her to rehab a bunch of times…rich people….

Sugar-Babying properly, because she was realistic in knowing that her talent was like her dad’s….non existent…and that she’d never make that Jenner / Hadid money, would always be the third or fourth tier…all while looking like a Justin Bieber impersonator, so why no go to the source and play his stand in, you know as wife’s do…picking up the slack….

I don’t find her interesting or compelling at all, but I do appreciate her bullshit god Storyline, going to church, claiming to be religious, while everything about her is vapid, narcissistic, rich kid ego, pretty much disgusting posting up in smut, sexualizing herslf, trying to make an idol out of herself, pretty much everything against God’s word…..

It’s like religion doesn’t even mean anything anymore, not that it should, it’s obviously a myth…you know the invisible creature making decisions for all of us…but it’s having a revival from all these empty souls, who think they are religious, who are just undeducated idiots, who are self involved, not even sober, while everything they do is against all things religious has taught us, disgusting fucking people really, excessive, uninspiring…but they are the first to say how much they love god. It is confusing…not because they are smart….but because they are so fucking dumb….

How can someone claim to be religious…when they post pics like this of themselves. Ridiculous.

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2019

26

Mar

Rihanna Titties Lookin’ Old of the Day

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Rihanna Titties Lookin’ Old should be the name of her next Single…

It’s like Umbrella-Ella-Ella-Eh…only after all that money’s been made, the good life has been executed and is in full force, and the need to be hot and fit out the window because you’ve become a legend…far from the prostitute working the Barbados Karaoke bar to get tourist men to fuck her before being shipped to NYC to become Rihanna…she’s no longer a shanty living, daughter of a Garbage man…she’s primo…the richest bitch on the Island she was once a zero on….

So old and fat or not….she’s got her tits out in a bikini top and it’s good enough for me….

Posted in:Rihanna

2019

26

Mar

Lea Michele Bikini Honeymoon of the Day

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How excited are you about Lea Michele being in a bikini on her honeymoon…

I am hoping not very excited…

Because despite living a life as a woman, even being a bride, even wearing a bikini, I will say that she reminds me of the tweet that got me deleted off twitter…and that was that Trannies aren’t actually female or woman, they are dudes who cut off their dicks and impersonate females….they can wear whatever they want, pretend to be whatever they want, but as far as science is concerned…they aren’t women and pretending to be a woman is appropriating, something the Social Justice Warriors tell us are wrong…but then tell us it’s ok…when it comes to genders…

The whole thing not as confusing as they make it out to be, if a dude cuts off his dick and plays a woman….he’s almost as good as the real thing… I guess…especially when she’s rich and famous…makes for a good lifestyle you would want to K-Fed….at least that’s what I assume Lea Michele’s husband is thinking, or at least how he rationalizes that he just married a man…

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2019

26

Mar

Amber Heard Hard Nipples of the Day

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Look – it’s the devil woman who frame’s her husband that was only her husband because she was MANIPULATING HIM for her personal gain…

In a Don’t Believe All Women, Believe Fucking Evidence – situation…where you should look at the big picture of Amber Heard…and see her white trash history…while cross referencing it to Johnny Depp’s history…of never beating chicks….only to realize she’s an opportunist cunt who has no loyalty to anyone but herself…which is the anti-thesis of Marriage…

She is a fucking garbage pile of shit…

These are her nipples.

I hope she gets the death penalty for what she’s done with her false accusations….

This is coming from someone who isn’t even a Johnny Depp fan, sure I’d like to see his daughter sticking things in her vagina whilst sticking things in her butthole…but that’s not enough for me to defend his woman beating….I defend his woman beating cuz Amber Heard is a woman who needs to be beat….#FACT.