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2019

10

Apr

Josephine Skriver Bikini Dreams of the Day

Josephine Skriver….

Who reminds us that you don’t need traditional sex to make babies….you can do it in a test tube and choose all of its features. From gender, to air color, to tit size…which is a lot of fun if you’re a deadbeat dad, because you can make some fucking ugly little troll of a human who is genetically predisposed to all kinds of diseases and obesity, who will only be 3.5 feet tall, with the biggest set of tits…and RED HAIR…you know if you have a sense of humor about things.

Skriver’s dad decided to go model route, where she has managed to see success with the mall brand I think funded him.

Skriver, who is on vacation being slutty with her boyfriend who I think stole her virginity…when she came to america to fulfill her duties to the team that made her…

What it comes down to is if you’re a pro lifer, you by default can’t acknowledge this created by sin creature…cuz she is the opposite of an abortion….a person who doesn’t want to have a kid eliminating her kid, is the same as a person who can’t have kids, injecting themselves with kids…like Skriver’s pervert homosexual dad….

Point being, she looks good half naked.

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2019

10

Apr

Josie Canseco Almost Nip Slip of the Day

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I just did a post about celebrity kids, but the real value is in athlete kids….

The reason is that celebs have these egos, I know athletes do too, but actors think of themselves as artists, with culture, who are paid fairly and not overpaid for their nonsense..

While athletes are ghetto, they have egos too, ridiculous egos, overpaid ridiculous egos, too much money to know what to do with it, but they are jocks and don’t have culture or class or any interest in that. Athletes typically buy the dumbest shit, spend all their money and the whole thing is pretty LOLZ…

Not to mention, they don’t have kids with socialites, or old money, or other artists or actors who call themselves artists…but rather with women who are strippers, waitresses, or in Josie Canseco’s case…work at hooters.

It is hilarious to me that this rich brat’s mom is a fucking Hooters girl..

So staring at her tits makes it all make sense, come full circle, circle of life or some shit…

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2019

10

Apr

Nicole Eleftheriadou Hot Water Polo Player of the Day

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Nicole Eleftheriadou is a Water Polo Player…

She also represents my fetish of girls who get naked on social media because being good at their obscure sports isn’t lucrative enough for them to make the money they need to make to live that good life they all want to live….but getting naked or half naked on instagram…that shit has staying power, earning potential, and your lame career as an athlete in an obscure sport is a talking point, to distract people from thinking you’re just a straight up slut…cuz you’re a straight up slut who can play a fucking game at a higher level than the average and that can’t be discounted by you perverts.

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2019

10

Apr

Lily Rose Depp Braless of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp, the rich celebrity child that everyone is excited about, or maybe that no one is excited about but me….and not because I am a Johnny Depp fan, but rather because I like celebrity kids in all their entitled glory….you know always in the shadow, most don’t accomplish shit on their own, but they get to live a good life thanks to their parents’ success, all that money, those houses…from parents who weren’t hard working geniuses, but rather overpaid actors….who were only actors because they didn’t want to work to begin with….so it’s just lazy raising lazy..

Lily Rose Depp is from France, where she was raised outside of Hollywood, thanks to her mom…so she’s got that Euro hipster unshowered vibe to her…despite being in LA…living that LA vapid cunt life cuz she can…it is the place to be….

She also has two bodies, an upper body that is tiny and a lower body that has cankles, making her look sturdy enough to win the wrestling match I have in my mind for her and Amber Heard….protecting her dad’s honor….

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2019

10

Apr

Phoebe Price Tits and Dog Shit of the Day

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Phoebe Price picking up dog shit, may tap into your big titties on an old broad, just out there making a mockery of the paparazzi and tabloids, by convincing the paparazzi to take pics of her being silly and shameless for attention…a strategy she’s been doing for years and that works….each story published excites her….

I think what she’s done has been genius, like a social experiment, or like living art, but I don’t think she realizes just how important her social commentary in just living as Phoebe Price is on the grand scheme of the world…

The 5 minutes of fame, media manipulation, all that good stuff…..

Then there’s the whole Phoebe Price picking up dock shit, but not in a nice way, in a fucking vile, for the camera – cuz she likely finds it funny…like a troll…that makes us want to gag while looking at her big thirsty old broad tits…and the whole this is jus styled so weird, it’s gotta be a prank….so I have no choice but to buy into it and love it.

Phoebe Price is awesome. A genius. Seriously.

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2019

10

Apr

Nikola Romanova Doing Important Things of the Day

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Nikola Romanova has the right name….a Russian spy kind of a girl, naked to get the information she is trying to get from whatever weak dude she is trying to get it from…

Nikola Romanova, like so many Russian women before her, is navigating that vast world we are all connected in….through her nudity…hoping to find opportunity.

Like Irina Shayk, she needs a rich and famous man to impregnate her, it’s part of the Russian takeover, to make more strong Russian children and to assert that strong Russian work ethic on the world.

Unlike many other Russian sex workers, this one is actually a legit model, who has done runway modeling, and she’s out there naked for her art form…and it looks fucking great.

I like my naked models better when when are legit models and not just girls on instagram getting their shit out there to go viral with basic nudes….Legit models make it all seem less cheap.

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2019

10

Apr

Natalie Roser is Naked of the Day

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Natalie Roser…..

An instagram model….showing you what it takes to be an instagram model…

A willingness to be half naked….and an ability to get pervert photographers….to take pics of them.

Doesn’t matter who she is…what she does….but look at her ass.

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2019

10

Apr

Van Life…and Other Videos of the Day

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Spring Break Fight

Wait for It…

Some Chicks on a Jetski..

His name is IVAN…

Chillin’

Train Derailment..

Hot package Theif of the Day

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2019

10

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is always funny when I read stories about Zuckerberg starting facebook in 2004, the guy from AIRBNB starting it in 2004, based on that CouchSurfing site perverts everywhere used for a minute, and all this other great shit that made billionaires from the internet…

While I started a titty blog no one reads, even 15 years later, after seeing the PEAK of the internet billionaire era…I rode out the blog no one reads….and through all these inflated billion dollar ideas, many that were terrible ideas and just hype, but ideas that made many idiots billionaires…Yet I am still here….with a titty blog…no one reads…

That says a lot about me as a person…enough of a visionary to use the internet early on as a “business” venture to remain unemployed….

But still a lazy degenerate who can’t be bothered to leave the couch…

Forever. Unemployed.

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BikinI babe Catches Catfish with Bare Hands
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Couple Suvives After being Impaled by a Pole
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Elisabeth Moss the Scientologist on Scientology
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Nude Katya
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Zoe Kravitz is Back on TV…
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Kangaroo is Fucking Hilarious
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Victory Beer Pour Fail…
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Dwayne Wade is No More
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I am still watching the AXE Throwing Woman Failing
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Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Keep Things Casual for the Kids..
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Chain Reaction with Wood Matches
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Dude Offered Free Heienken for Sexual Favors – Sounds like Deal to Me..
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Car Smashes The Fuck Through a Gym…
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Hero Saves Girl’s Life in a Fire
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Tony Hawk’s Path to Progression
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Crazy Gadget That Opens Beer, Smokes your Weed, Screws, Box Cuts, Boom…..
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FIGHT Hangovers While Getting Drunk…
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2019

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I love when I see girls post shit like “No One will be as nice as you as a guy trying to fuck you”….because I know that every girl I’ve ever met has not liked any guy being nice to them…niceness has not got them to fuck a guy…niceness has not worked to get in their pants…

So them complaining about that shit, seems funny….cuz they only like assholes….who don’t like them back…or dudes they don’t know and meet on the internet who look like they can improve their lives…and maybe that meme is more about assholes are less asshole when they are trying to fuck you….but niceness…girls hate that shit…

Just more delusions on the internet, more fake news from some of the most self conscious people who are zero self aware…..weird….but it is this internet that is less fun that it was…and that is has become some place of censorship…trying to control the narrative of the culture….while tracking our every move…

I miss a time of anonymous internet – when you didn’t know if the person you were talking to was actually a hot chick….or a 65 year old man on disability…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Female Cross Fit Founder Is Fucking Crazy and Marrying a Murderer….
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Woman Crashes a Wedding Cuz Women are Crazy
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Eddie Murphy’s Daughter Flashing Full Tit
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Dead Actor of the Day
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Nina Agdal – Ass on Instagram
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A Bunch of Kardashian Photoshop Fails
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Nina Dobrev Does Fitness
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Hailey Baldwin – Gnarly Cameltoe – She Must be Pregnant
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Burger King in Trouble for Racist Ad
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Olivia Wilde – Looking Old
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Woman Sees One Legged Goose – Loses It.
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Australia Model You’ll Wanna Fuck
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Couple Escape a Crazy Car Crash in India
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Celebrity on the Bach of the Day
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Felicity Huffman Plays it Smart
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Trump VS Obama on Keeping Children in Cages
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Male Rapper with Breast Implants
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Hot Asians
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Scammers Get Called Out
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Guy Fights with Coffee Shop and Blames it on Trump
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Hilaria Baldwin on her Miscarriage…Apparently that is News…
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Cat Stands its Ground VS Coyote
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This Two Leg Break Gymnast Performance is Terrifying
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Darlene Quits the TALK…I am sure all are sad
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Naked French Actor
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Woman and an Axe
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Bikini Girl Fail..
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Rat Kicks Snake in the Face
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Lazy Fuck – Snack Rig
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From the Forum

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Lily Rose Depp Out in Public
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Rebecca Black at an Event with her Legs Out
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Katharine McPhee – Titties in a Tight Dress
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Becky G in a Gangster Pose
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Rita Ora at an Event
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Nicole Peltz – Fully Clothed
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Gigi Hadid in Brown Leather
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Rat Cow at an Event in a Yellow Dress
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Madison Beer – Sports Bra
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Emma Roberts – in a Silly Dress
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Elle Goulding in Pajamas
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From stepSMUT!!

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Staci Carr Peeing in Public
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Dude with a Retardation May Be Getting His Dick Sucked POV and it’s Weird
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Reddit Amateur – Jennyn2GoodHands….
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YOutubers Nude Photo
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Terrible Spitroast
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Milking him like a Cow at the Dairy Farm loks Awful
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White People are Fucked
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Pussy Pic of the Day
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This is One Fucked up Birthday Cake
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Nice Looking Bra that is Far Too Small
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Lola Got Her Tits Out Outside
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Nude on the Porch
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Lots of Big Boobs
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Redhead with Big Tits
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Big Booty Walking Away from You
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Naked Stoner Chicks
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Tree Naked Asses Together
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Kenzie’s Butthole
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Rock Slut is the Amateur of the Day
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Happy Slutty Girls
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Carmen Nikole for Playboy Looking Hot….
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Slutty Stretch Marked Amateur
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