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2019

11

Apr

Barbara Palvin Sweaty Body of the Day

Barbara Palvin is Victoria’s Secret’s answer to plus sized models, because like me and probably most of you, being plus sized isn’t all that impressive…we are all fat, we’ve been with fat chicks and we have a grasp and how unimpressive being fat is. You sit on your ass, in lazy and unhealthiness, and you eat until you develop chronic disease and die…not really something I want to stare at when looking at bitches in lingerie. Not something anyone but a handful of you with a fat chick fetish should be into. So seeing it mainstream and accepted confuses me….celebrate health and fitness not freaks in bikinis cuz they are shameless and don’t mind humiliating themselves, in fact they call it empowering. Weird.

Barbara Palvin was a Victoria’s Secret model before she became plus sized and got fired by them….only to come back to her people to produce shit like that…that I assume is part of her being a VS angel..but that I could be wrong about since I don’t fucking care.

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2019

11

Apr

Emeline Ponthieu Eating Chocolate of thee Day

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I don’t know if Emeline Ponthieu is eating Chocolate in this pic, I am too busy looking at her big crinkled forehead wrinkle….I know you were thinking I was going to say – her big tits…cuz they are naked and exposed, but I don’t even notice tits in an era where I’ve seen everyone’s tits…espcially when something way more fascinating is happing…like WRINKLES IN HER FOREHEAD…

I do see wrinkles, because all these bitches are BOTOXed the fuck up, that seeing any level of human emotion on the plastic faces…confuses me….it’s shocking, it’s wild, it’s exciting, it’s new and it is fresh….Emeline Ponthieu….possibly rocking a real face…no way.

Now that we’ve established that, the excitement of a real face has died down, I can go back to what I know and do best, and that is stare at her tits, because I may be desensitized and used to seeing tits, and I may not get excited by tits, but I am still fucking human and fucking love tits….

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2019

11

Apr

Eleonora Novgorodtseva Naked Handstand of the Day

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Gymnastics? Maybe she’s in Cross Fit? Maybe she’s just showing off her cool down ass poses from Yoga that she’s been working on….Maybe she’s a martial artist..or maybe she’s trying to make money with her body …cuz it’s easier than having a job.

Who knows. Or Cares. She is naked. I love that.

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2019

11

Apr

Top 9 Biggest Tits on Instagram of the Day

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Clickbait…it comes in the form of TOP LISTS.

Clickbait…It is the foundation of fake news, something I would have loved to have capitalized on when it was happening, because I have spent years making shit up on the internet….but it is also the Top Lists…because people, even if they know it is clickbait trying to trap them into clicking through the site for ad impressions…we’re onto you clickbait….but we are just too curious to not click it to see if we agree with the list…

Clickbait…coupled with Tits….cuz tits like clickbait gets hits….making this post a level of brilliance…a match made it heaven…a hot and heavy romance…

Top 9 Biggest Tits on Instagram we call this post: “Click…and….Bate….”

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2019

11

Apr

Chantel Jeffries Hard Nipples of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries and her hard nipples sporting a “too busy” shirt, which in and of itself is obviously ironic, like when people used to wear “Getting Lucky in Kentucky” T-shirts in the early 2000s….when people thought t-shirts were the best way to express themselves and their sense of humor in public….it made for a lot of annoying people…..but the trend still exists and just last week I saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “Sorry Ladies, I’m already another like a brother to another girl”….or something equally silly…

That said, Chantel Jeffries is some instagram whore, which means she doesn’t work, doesn’t have a job, despite calling herself a DJ…and she has plenty of free time to just hang…and or turn her face into some plastic muppet looking thing…along with all the other LA girls working on their faces to be ready to fully transition into claymation figurines for Christmas….

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2019

11

Apr

Dude Jacking Off Under an Umbrella and other Videos of the Day

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Road Rager Turns Around to Run a Dude Over

Parking Lot Dance

Dude Swaps Seats with his GF after Running Someone Over

Live Streamer Passes Out Swallowing a Rice ball

Dude VS Dust Devil

BMW Driver of the Day

Undercover Cop Gets Attacked by Thugs…

Backflip Fail

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2019

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I think all of the joy was sucked out of the world when Anal Sex went mainstream.

When porn girls started doing it their first porn scene…not realizing that they could have waited it out and charged way more for it.

I come from an era where it was coveted, negotiated, something people paid more for…

Sure the religious girls were into it to stay virgins…and people feared pregnancy so did anal even in my era. I mean I probably had my dick in more female ass in Highshool than in vagina…but it wasn’t talked about. It was like our dirty little secret. Now it’s a first date, that doesn’t need to be a date thing…and for some reason I find that sad…the sanctitude of Anal sex lost.

Good thing I am impotent and no longer have sex to suffer this fate from the front lines….but I guess I do have an ass and I could jump down that rabbit hole of homosexuality…I mean I do run a blog afterall…nothing straight in that.

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Milla Jovovich is a Sex Offender
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HUGE TITS JUULS FROM HER HUGE TITS
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Old Hag Celeb Tits
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Falling Through the Ceiling…
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They have invented “CONSENT CONDOMS”….cuz Rapists use Condoms…LOL
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Black Dudes VS Waterfall is Great
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Dumbest Show to Come to TV
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Fan Bing Bing hasn’t been Killed
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Motorcycle Accident
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2019

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent my day thinking about gender inequality…and how unfair it is for in this man’s world…the “patriarchy”….knowing that I will never be able to be an instagram slut who posts spread asshole pics on a beach somewhere to my instagram – forcing me to not have a job and to instead spend my days just chilling because I am lazy, have no depth interests or passions, but I can be a fetish or hobby for some rich person…

I will never live that life….

The world…

Unfair…

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Airlin Passenger Twerking
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Farrah Abraham White Lingerie Hotness
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Dude Burns his Garden
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Halsey Pokies…
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Bruce Willis Selling a Crazy Fucking House
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Kim K is Studying to be a LAwyer
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City Council Brawl
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This BIDEN shirt is Hilarious
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The Trumps are Breeding
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Home Owner VS Robber
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Dude in Wheelchair Being Towed on Highway by a Semi…What
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Stop Reporting This Girl’s Instagram…
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J.Lo Knows A-Rod isn’t Cheater
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Guy Who Identifies as a Woman Breaks the Deadlift Record
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Head on Hit and Run
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Random Slut of the Day
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Puppy Makes Prison Break
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Grease is Getting a Prequel No One Asked For
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Keep Your Eyes on the Road
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Evolution of the Joker
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Madison Beer _ Crop Top Outfit
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Dakota Fanning Leaves the Gym in a Tight Outfit
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A Hot Fucking Amateur…
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GERONIMO – The Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Jodie Comer – Tits
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Who is this Slut Dressed Like the 80s
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Danica Patrick Tight Dress
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Country Music Tits
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Amber Heard Braless
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Agdal Retard Legs
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Scarjo – 300 Year Old Hag – with Cleavage
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Joey King – We’ve Seen her Tits
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Milla Jovovich – in a Dress
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Monster Asian Tits
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When the Pussy got Herpes
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Some Nude Playboy Chick of the Day
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Girls with Crazy Nipples
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FLOATIES – BIG TITS IN WATER
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Leaked Masturbation Video
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They Call her the Wet Baller
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WORST SHOWER OF THE DAY
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This Mother and Daughter Getting Nude Together is the Best Combo Ever
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Girl Gets Less and Less Dressed
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Ashley has Awesome Tits
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Lesbian Pussy Feast
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Wet with her Tits Out
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Retard Sex
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When the Pussy Got AIDS
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Big Ol Floppers
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Side Saddle Anal
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Classic Hot Sauce
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Nipples Chained Together
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Adding Milk to Chocolate
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Tits Or Wings
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MILF of the Day
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2019

10

Apr

Elle Fanning Toilet Porn of the day

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I don’t what Elle Fanning is up to in this pic…but I do find it pretty great.

Nothing like a girl on the toilet – taking a piss – or maybe a shit – for the camera.

It’s a theme I’ve seen on social media, maybe all part of the stripping down of people in putting themselves fully out there…

The toilet pic, like the but selfie, is a thing in and of itself…

The Hand over pussy, too band….I prefer my toilet pics to have pussy exposed, not just panties exposed for all of you to imagine sniffing…..

The German scat fetishists are super keen on this…the golden shower freaks, which seem to be everyone – also hyped on tis…and I guess the Fanning fans who have watched the family manipulate the world all these years through stage parenting in hollywood…must be going nuts…

We love when these girls start falling apart and exposing themselves…I mean what’s not to love about it. Right. RIGht.

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2019

10

Apr

Amber Heard Braless of the Day

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Amber Heard is a garbage opportunist slut that we can all agree should be the figurehead or leader of the BELIEVE ALL WOMEN hashtag – to remind everyone that there are bad people out there – they come in both genders – and they can have no soul, can destroy people who get in their way, all while they try to climb over them or plow through them to get to where they want to go….psychopaths can be women….and delusions can happen to women…more so if they are on Birth Control…or on their period…

So when someone vowed to be loyal to her partner releases a recording of her partner being abusive after she framed him to be abusive…especially when her partner is the most famous actor she knows will be rattled or destroyed by the move…no matter how mad the person is…that level of vindictiveness is the kind that screams “SHITTY FUCKING PERSON”…

Amber Heard, who likes showing off her tits, like she used to like showing off that she is bisexual when Johnny Depp first met her, before she was famous, wile trying to be famous….is a Shitty fucking person.

Don’t believe all women, believe all women who aren’t lying cunts who are out for themselves.