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2019

11

Apr

Alison Brie Twerk of the Day

Alison Brie can’t help but be cheesy, it’s in her name….

So that’s why white girl with no ass tries to be funny or hot…with an awkward white girl twerk.

All I can see is a girl with shitty moves, who likely can’t fuck properly based on these shitty moves…

You just know she laughed with her other middle aged friends when she posted it in a “Look how silly we get” while trying to come across as hot..cuz you aren’t twerking for fun…no one twerks for fun…people twerk for people to get turned on watching them twerk..or at least to have their asses looked ad sexually…

What I am trying to say is that this bitch fucking sucks.

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2019

11

Apr

Irina Shayk Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk in a bikini….top notch mom pussy.

All you need to make top notch mom pussy…is make sure she’s Russian.

Her work ethic and lack of soul will make sure she is back in fighting form days after the baby is pulled from her womb and sent to a work camp….because the Russian woman knows she needs her looks to better manipulate men, rich and powerful men, or in Irina’s case…so faggot bitch actor who sings terrible songs with some dude named Lady Gaga.

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2019

11

Apr

Sarah Hyland Jheri Curl of the Day

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Sarah Hyland rockin’ a Jheri Curl, like some nubian princess….or 70s pornstar….heading to the disco to dance the night away on coke and booze now that her liver’s been replaced a few times..

Is this cultural appropriation? Is she pretending to be black, is she Jewish? Is it a perm for a role in on of her very important acting jobs? Why so many questions, she’s fucking weird looking and underdeveloped, but she’s showing cleavage and the people…love cleavage….the people being YOU!!!

Fucking Perverts

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2019

11

Apr

Rumer Willis Short Shorts of the day

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Rumer Willis got some thighs going on….thick fucking thighs….rubbing together thighs….surprisingly juicy thighs…no thigh gap thighs….cellulite ridden……

I don’t know how some plastic surgery ridden daughter of a plastic surgeon ridden mom…can be so dumpy….but does it even matter…

Her dad is selling off his 33 million dollar Turks and Caicos….so bitch can be as thunderous thighs as possible….no one cares how busted she is….

Bruce Willis. That is what matters. His fans will fuck her to get close to him…that is her story but it allows her to live that lazy rich kid life.

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2019

11

Apr

Farrah Abraham Ass Injection Marks of the Day

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The one thing I will say about Farrah Abraham, is that like a Rapist, she’s clearly got a passion, only unlike a rapist, her passion isn’t in non-consent sex, but it is in going hard at the plastic surgery clinic to make a muppet out of herself….both her ass, and her face are a fucking disaster but in a good way, almost a parody of what all the girls are doing…a novelty – like her sex tape…why fake a real sex tape leak, just go directly to pornstar James Deen to make it happen. Go Deep.

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2019

11

Apr

Julianne Hough Fat Pussy Print and Hard NIpples of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but some of my favorite MEMES are Mormon Memes.

I have no idea why I got sucked into the Mormon Meme accounts on social media, because I have no affiliation with Mormons, other than knowing a few Julianne Hough type Mormons who leave the church either due to being sexually assaulted, or they leave because they tired of being oppressed and not the slut they want to be…you know after their first Mormon marriage to a Missionary turns sour..either way…the Mormons who leave Mormonism, like Julianne Hough are generally pretty slutty.

So in my Mormon Memes hobby – my number two favorite is “What is a Missionary’s Favorite Car”….a CONVERTIBLE…

My number one is….Modest is the Hottest…set to a pic of some Mormon bitch in her Mormon underwear. Brilliant…but clearly something that this Rumspringa Bad Mormon doesn’t believe in….maybe that’s what makes it so funny. Mormons.

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2019

11

Apr

Katelyn Pascavis Nude of the Day

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Katelyn Pascavis is someone I’ve never heard of. I scoped her instagram – that has 24k followers – it isn’t that exciting – you can see it HERE .

From my extensive research on the nude model, she seems like she could be exactly what I expected of her, which is too bad, you know all my judgemental behavior always proves to be true…

I saw that she posts once ever 2-3 months, which means she’s busy with a boyfriend. It means her instagram whoring has got her where she wants to be, because when a girl first starts on the IG, with goals of modeling, or to find a rich guy – they hustle.

Eventually, they get into the right scene, and stop hustling.

So this one is dating or married to a guy named Mark.Raph.Junc…and together they go to Burning Man, Snowboard Trips…and BURNING MAN.

I googled him and he was surfing the Kelly Slater wave pool, they said he was from SpaceX, which means he’s likely someone who scammed in Silicon Valley and became very rich…and now gets a trophy whore to adventure with.

Not a terrible life for either of them….or for us cuz bitch still does nude photoshoots.

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2019

11

Apr

Sarah Yael Pantyhose Photoshoot of the Day

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Sarah Yael is German/French/Moroccan….I guess she finds that important for you to know, because it is in her instagram bio….

She was also raised in Berlin and Paris..another important thing to know.

I assumed she was an Israelite like Lorne Michaels, because I feel like I have met girls named Yael at the Jewish cultural center when I used to hang out with Jewish girls for their massive breasts….but as it turns out…this one doesn’t have massive breasts so her religion is the great unknown..but thanks to the artistry of girls on instagram – her tits aren’t.

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2019

11

Apr

Ariel Winter Skinny Pussy Print of the Day

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Ariel Winter who I guess has quit food, started speed, or the KETO diet. She is still young and rich and has the ability to get fit with a little effort. She has a team of people who make money off of her that rely on her to not be 40 lbs overweight and who chime in her ear about it everyday. Her multimillion dollar a year acting contract that countless other more qualified and hotter women want. You know that NETWORK show. Probably comes with some clauses regarding not being a fat pig. So she’s finally stepped it up, since no one likes being fat….

The good news is she’s still got some of her fat tits, that she’s already had chopped off at least once…..but the bad news is that she’s just as unattractive and troll like…she’s just a better version of herself..which I find pretty uninteresting, yet I will post it anyway. I have no hobbies or things to do with myself…so I just post this shit…over and over….

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2019

11

Apr

Emily Senko is Naked Enough of the Day

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As it turns out EMILY SENKO is a legitimate model with a legitimate agency. Her contact email on her instagram is her IMG agent. IMG is a huge agency and she only has 13k followers, which means she’s still one of those who is purely from social media, who is working for more than just their following or ability to get followers, and it is nice to see someone who gets naked, a tall and skinny looking bitch, doing her thing in front of the camera….because she probably wants that celebrity…but isn’t quite there yet.

I know the agencies sign pretty much everyone, but normally when you see someone with under 20k followers, you know there is more to their naked photoshoots….more prestige less Do-it-yourself….even if they are all the same shit…same hustle…same girl looking to get paid for her looks…because nothing is pure or sacred. Especially not modelling.

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