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2019

Apr

Katy Perry Panty Flasher of the Day

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I can’t believe Katy Perry still uses the shark dancers.

I am going to assume this is a very old clip that we just came across in our lab of finding slutty content from slutty famous people and slutty girls trying to be famous…

Because if this bitch, with all the money she’s made, without having any real talent, is still milking a costume she came up with many years ago, instead of trying to speak to a new generation, or do something cool since she can afford to, she’s just sticking to a tired and familiar act…it’s a huge waste of celebrity.

It’s like so many other people are better suited, hotter, less awkward, with better ideas that this bitch…and the fact that she’s famous may offend me as a concept, but really offends me if she’s not even trying new shit out….cuz she doesn’t have to.

The whole thing – so dump – check out her red panties though, you can see her dick.

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2019

Apr

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is out there showing off her ass like a basic instagram whore, because instagram has reduced all these people to being basic instagram whores, they all have to show off their bodies to get noticed, or to get engagement, which is no different than a sex worker, but for some reason it is deemed premium despite being like a sex worker…..and bitch gets paid hefty for this…but it makes no sense to me…

This Fisherman’s daughter from Portugal has done big things, working with victoria’s secret…and I guess that’s about all she’s done, but just ask JOSIE CANSECO….that’s all a girl wants or needs to feel accomplished in life.

The real issue is, who decides what is sex, what is in bad taste, what is shameless nudity, etc..who is the guy at Facebook saying that this bitch, who is a lingerie model is not porn, but if some Playboy chick, or everyday girl, or porn chick posts something less slutty it is porn…

It is like why are some brands against advertising on a site that they consider porn, this site for example, but their spokesperson is Kim K who got fucked by black cock in video.

All while actual porn chicks can’t close brand deals despite having an engaged audience because of the porn, but Kim K who got fucked by black cock gets a million dollars a post.

The world is hypocritical and I’ve been saying it for years, I am glad that more and more people are perverts like me, producing slutty content and calling out the media for being so fucking uptight…

It’s only been 15 years of me doing it to see more and more people start to fight it…but ultimately…the internet is one big pornsite, Facebook and Google and Reddit and Twitter are no better than gaping asshole fetish sites…

No matter how rich this VS model is, or how connected she is, what she’s producing is smut and if others are punished for it, why isn’t she..

Nice ass though. Glad she shared it like we were sexting even though we never met and don’t know each other….

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2019

Apr

Scarlett Johansson Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson is one of those celebrities that was famous before the internet, so she’s not out there relentlessly producing content to shove down our throats, so we virtually forget she exists, until she has a shitty movie to promote, than she is everywhere.

It is probably a good tactic, because we don’t have to experience her demise on a daily basis, that can negatively effect a woman, but watching her rot out daily on social media would make seeing her expired far less shocking, you know like watching a pot of water boil, shit is gradual….

With her tactic, it’s like “fuck she used to be Scarlett Johansson”….and now she’s “Old Scarlett Johansson”….

I remember when she first appeared on the scene, I remember when the studios decided she was the next big thing, I remember when I saw she had 10 movies on IMDB in production before she even went officially mainstream and I knew she was dialled in somewhere with someone who wanted her to win….and she won…

This is her now….pretty depressing how life plays out for all of us. Looking at her is a reminder of our own mortality. No longer 20 with the world ahead of us, now older with our failures or in her case her wins behind us….

Here she is eating hot wings promoting her bullshit CLICK HERE

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2019

Apr

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Girl Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s daughter he probably would have preferred was a miscarriage, instead of the miscarriage his hot Yoga instructor wife just posted to social media, and did a media tour about….because Ireland Baldwin is a disappointment.

She had so much potential when she was barely 18, and instagram first happened and she was out there on the beach being romantic…but then her broken soul came through, and she broke down, became a lesbian, got prison tattoos…while we all realized she was actually 6 feet tall and basically a monster, before she went to rehab, only to come out some confusing or confused girl….who had solid momentum but lost out to the Jenner / Hadid crew and her cousin who went on to marry Bieber…while this one is just here showing off her big monster tits..which in a lot of ways is more interesting than those other twats and their attempts to be relevant that apparently worked.

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2019

Apr

Dreams Do Come True – Josie Canseco is a VS Model Now of the Day

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Josie Canseco must be real fucking excited about being a Victoria’s Secret model, I mean this is the dream of every girl every where, especially mainstream mall shoppers who bought into all the hype of Victoria’s Secret, while growing up watching Victoria’s Secret…you know a place where they bought their first bra…and have continued to love all these years.

Along with Sports Illustrated, Victoria’s Secret carries clout amongst chicks in terms of what is considered hot. They do cast hot girls, but their products are shit, so it’s just some promo model bullshit, but still an exclusive club. So a big deal….a weird deal…but a big deal…some favors were called for this one, but she does look good.

If you are familiar with the site, and you probably aren’t, I am a huge fan of celebrity kids, especially athlete kids cuz their moms are usually cocktail waitresses or strippers, because I find celebrity kids, especially in this era of social media, these entitled cunts who want to be important, r their own person and who only pull it off with half nakedness..and I love half nakedness.

This is the big leagues for her – the most generic mainstream looking girl her age..and I guess this means we will be seeing more of her…despite how weird this is.

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2019

Apr

Statue Humping NYC and Other Vides of the Day

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Motorcycle Stunt Fail…

Backflip Fail

Close Call

Frogger on a Bike

Weird Vietnamese Nude Celebration

Escaping the Wall

Dude TAken out on the Cross Walk

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2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but where I am from, saying “I want to taste you” is a term of endearment.

I am tired of standing behind hot moms and hot college girls at the local Starbucks, yapping away about gender issues, their online dating, how much of a slut their friend is, shocking I know, in this era of slut shaming not being allowed – women are still out there slut shaming – I couldn’t believe it either.

That said, I am tired of standing behind these people at Starbucks and saying “I want to taste you”….because their asses look good in active wear….to which they respond negatively, usually unsure of what they’ve heard, to which I have to pretend I am talking to the Starbucks baked goods in the display case…

Why all the bullshit…can’t I tell an ass, or pussy in tight pants I want to taste it without the negative backlash.

That is either perv shaming, or ass eating shaming…either way it’s some kind of shaming but luckily I don’t pick up on social cues and I don’t feel shame…I just go with my terrible instinct…which brings us to morning links…

Here are some morning LINKS

The Viral Influencer who Called the Policeee when She Got Deleted
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Old Lady Scarjo Eating Hot Wings
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Slutty Girl on a Bike in Tight Pants…doing Stunts….
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Soulja Boy Does a Song for you for 10k
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Pizza Made Over an Open Fire
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What the Fuck is This….
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Mouse Shows Cat Who’s Boss
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I hope Aunt Becky Gets THE CHAIR
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The Best Diet for Rapid Weightloss
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Man in Wheelchair Being Towed by a Semi
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Nude Playboy Chick
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Super Tool – for under 30 dollars…..
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Our Favorite Thing to Smoke With…
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The Best Weed Box!
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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I told a woman in a bar while I was drinking that the name of my memoir was “Not the Passion of a rapist”….you know because it requires real commitment to be a rapist, like you gotta really want it to stalk and execute that passion….it takes over for you…and I’m just non committal…and never follow through…I am sure I’ve mentioned this before, even yesterday or the day before – when I decided that rapists have more passion than me…

So apparently girls don’t like the word rape used in conversation unless it’s crying it to get free shit…

here are some stepLINKS…

Girl Doing Bike Dancing….
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Playing Battleship with real Ships….
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Milf in a Bikini…
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Chantal Jeffries – Pokies…
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Twitter Founder Jack Dorsey Eats 1 Meal a Day
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Lori Loughlin in Panic Mode…
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Parking in China….
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Jussie Smollett – Smiling in Hawaii….
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Sean Penn Talks about the Real Spicoli
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Baseball is QUeer
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I wish Chrissy Tiegen Got Murdered
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The Situation is Prison Friends with Billy McFarland..
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Nicole Scherzinger – See Through Top
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Nipsey Hussle Body Arrives at the Staples Center
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Bad Customer Service…..
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New Lion King Trailer….
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Girl Punching herself in face mid presentation…
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throwback Bikini brawl….
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Pam Anderson Defending to Defend Julian Assange…
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Rayna is Some Slut from Instagram
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Do You Care About Wendy Williams?
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Homeowner Holds his In…
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Car VS Fitness Studio…
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Indian Superman….
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Patti Labelle is not that Fat – She iS a Food Mogul…
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Julianne Hough – Workout Whore
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Brazil Dam Collapses…
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The Best Weed Box!
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Bella Thorne Bad Wig of the Day…
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Nicole Scherzinger Crop Topping It….
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Monica Bellucci Still Hot…
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Remember Josie Canseco’s Subtle Nip Slip….
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Nina Agdal..or ET When He Puts on The Wig?….
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Rachel McCord See Through Panties…
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Dakota Fanning Tight Leggings…
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Denise Richards Cleavage….
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Scarlett Johansson Still Around..
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Emily Browning Not Nude….
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Twinkie Ad of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day….
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Proper Bikini Girl Naked
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Hairy Pussy Piss….
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6 acts of public sex…..
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Bikini of the Day….
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Statue of Liberty Fucks…
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Reddit Amateur…..Hot.
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Public Sex
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Big Orange Panties….
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Cock Blocked by the Wind
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Another Amateur….Hot….
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Sophie and her Saxophone….
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Safe Word Fail….
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Hot Masturbating of the Day
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Pitta Black Lingerie….
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Saggy Blonde Beach Fuck
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Hot Black Naked Girl…
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Naked Sexy Ass
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Hot Solo of the Day….
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2019

Apr

Jennifer Lopez 50 Year Old Pussy Flash of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is out of control….

These are some screenshots from a Music video. We assumed they were from her wedding to A-Rod but turns out we were wrong.

I find it amazing that a woman with so much success and money is presenting herself like a cheap cuban whore in 1950s Miami trying to make some money for a meal…..

She probably finds it amazing cuz she’s an egotistical cunt and that’s how egos work, they love themselves so deeply that anything they do is amazing, especially when it involves being as half naked as possible…

Other older bitches are probably excited cuz at 50, J.Lo pulled off showing everyone her bare ass before it falls off or melts away when she gts the cancer or other old people diseases….

Dudes probably love it cuz dudes are simple minded and see an ass they jerked off to 4 decades ago….

I find it offensive that the MTV and YOUTUBES and wherever else this bitch promotes herself through don’t consider this fetish porn…old lady fetish porn…when far less racy shit gets deleted when it isn’t of J.Lo…cuz the world is hypocrites.

I am all for girls being naked, half naked, slutty, feminist and empowered…I mean naked women are my favorite kind of women…I am even in support of someone at 50 doing something like this….if it was like a repressed wife, recently divorced, who took up fitness and dance class and is out to prove herself and live her dream.

I just find it weird when J.Lo does it, and she could be doing dozens of other things with their time, like raising their kids, working on their memoir, producing movies….being J.Lo and doing this is just some desperate for attention looking for validation shit….

She’s past the point of needing her bare ass to get her work…she used her bare ass to get work when it was at its prime and can retire it.

Weird.

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2019

Apr

Lindsey Vonn Bikini of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn likes to fuck big black cock.

Her last 5 boyfriends have been black dudes.

Which leads me to believe her pussy is banged the fuck out…that shit likely recovers like her skiing injuries…not very well…forcing her to retire and resort to bikini pics on instagram for validation or to stay relevant….when really all the perverts want to see is how she handles all the black cock she loves so much…it’d be more interesting that this and something I am sure she’s pretty passionate about…considering how she’s made it more than just a hobby, but rather an always.

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