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2019

15

Apr

Eugenie Bouchard Nipple of the DAy

In big news, that isn’t Coachella News, not that I report the news….Eugenie Bouchard, Montreal’s Very Own tennis star, who hasn’t won too much in the Tennis circuit, but still probably makes a couple of million dollars a year, making everyone back home riding her name, like her Twin Sister, the party slut influencer, pretty fucking happy that they’ve been able to ride her celebrity, is out pig wrestling in Miami with her Cowboy had, maybe a new hobby or sport, some Rodeo or Farm Fair shit, and the good news, the exciting news is that her tit popped out of her top…the basis of Mud Wrestling and why it was such a great thing before bars stopped putting those shows on…because of misogyny and feminism…

I guess what this goes to show us is that you don’t need to be the best at a sport, just the most half naked on the internet, to matter.

She’s not all that hot, but it’s a nipple…and pig wrestling is always fun to watch…..

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2019

15

Apr

Beate Muska Must Be Chad Muska’s Daughter of the Day

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I am not a gamer, but I did have a Playstation in 1998 that some girl who let me pee on her gave me as a gift…

With that Playstation I played Tony Hawk Pro Skater – where one of the characters was skater boy Chad Muska – the cool guy with the backpack that had a built in stereo system cuz he was so into music bro….I think he may have even gone onto do the DJ thing along with everyone else, I know he owned a shoe company called SUPRA, and C1RCA… and I guess got pretty rich off that…I don’t know why I remember anything about 1998…but I will say that it must have to do with early onslaught alzheimers .. because I’ve been having a lot of detailed memories of the 90s…while not being able to articulate a sentence or remember to wipe my ass…it’s a trade off I guess…vivid Glory Days of a drunken idiot…

That said, I am assuming Beate Muska is his daughter. Check out her panties. What a sloozy bitch.

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2019

15

Apr

Phoebe Price Does Coachella of the Day

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I assume this is a sign of how fucking old I am, but I think Phoebe Price is incredible…

I know that none of the cool kids, or young kids of Instagram have any idea who she is…despite her paving the way for them as a non celebrity, doing celebrity things, and being documented for it.

She is like the Den Mother of instagram influencers, who decided that she was important enough to be captured by the paparazzi, she crafted a strategy and made it happen.

She has been in tons of tabloids, has really trolled the system, made fun of the system, mocked the system…and I appreciate it.

I don’t know if she knows she’s trolling, she probably is just out there having fun, no one wants to admit they are some kind of joke…and really she gets off on anyone writing about her, so lets write about her.

She’s the granny of these people on the gram, and she even went out to Coachella, to remind you how stupid fucking Coachella is…

The world…a weird place.

Phoebe Price…a fucking Goddess…

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2019

15

Apr

Naked Hanging Off Air Conditioner and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Arrest of the Day

Failed Armed Robbery

Hookers Leaving Adam Sandler’s House

Nutcase of the Day

Suicide Rescue – BOOB KICKER

Dude Hits Girl in Face Opening Champagne

Literally the one thing they tell you not to do – they do at Trending Views

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2019

15

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While influencers, which is a ridiculous term in and of itself, especially when someone tells you they are an influencer, so fucking funny….kinda like 15 years ago when people were bloggers and they would tell you they were bloggers…and technically I am a blogger, this is a blog, but I’d never identify as a blogger, that’s queer.

I just use blog software to share the tits with the army of people I have recruited to overthrow the internet….

Unfortunately we are a team of 1…

So there is an “I” in this team….Ti-Eam….

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Warner Bros in a Panic over Johnny Depp
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This is a Perfect Ass….
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Fedex Guy stop to Make a Shot
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Corvette Driver vs Truck Driver – Instant Revenge
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Amazing News Story of the Day – Woman Gets Son Naked and Steals Cornbread in Florida
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Musical Farts is Some Dumb Shit
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A whole bunch butts….amazing butts…
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Eminen’s Daughter in a Bikini
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The Man Who Doesn’t Understand Airport Security
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Chair Throwing Electoral Debate
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2019

13

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Coachella Weekend – Fuck Yeah!

Instagram Gone Nuts…Fuck Yeah!

Aren’t you excited to see to see half naked girls who are basically sex workers getting paid by brands to do lame shit like hold a product and smile – which is always a terrible marketing strategy – with their tits and assholes out….all on a public traded company website that doubles as a softcore pornsite – cuz we like that shit…Fuck Yeah!

Aren’t you excited that the more and more desensitized we get from all the nudity out there on instagram…the more and more we have to take it upon ourselves to FIGHT that desensitization because ultimately….we fucking love tits…and we can’t let all these feminists take that away from us…

They say all these microwaves, and electro magnetic fields an and hormones in the food turning the fish gay…or asexual…well I say it’s instagram…cuz we are getting too used to seeing tits…and we love tits…but eventually it becomes so much tit…it’s like whatever to tits…

And we should never be that jaded about tits, we must celebrate the tits…so together we must fight this fight…

Why leave the chronic masturbation to the youth, even if it means ruining your favorite t-shirt cuz it is your only t-shirt from the mess you make…you know when you don’t have titties to cum on, other than your own…so you make the best of it…and bust on your own…or at least try…and by you I mean me…

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Kristin Cavallari’s husband unclogs her milk ducts by sucking hard!!
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Beast Mode Activated
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Man lights himself on fire at the White House
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Eminem’s Daughter in a bikini
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J.Lo Hot Granny
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Helena Christensen hot nipples on Instagram
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Kendall Jenner pokies
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Artillery wake up call
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Dog loves his sausage
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Stray cat on trampoline
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Buy yourself Soulja boy
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Madison Beer – Slutty Selfie
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Arby’s 6 dollar Hawaiian vacation promotion
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Amber heard Amps up her anti Johnny depp accusations – nutty bitch
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Naked Celeb of the day- lol
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Some 1984 drama
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Scar Jo – BUSTY
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Liberal Arrested for throwing substance at conservative – I bet it was semen
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Good old fashioned dunk the dwarf
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Awkward TIK TOK video
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Angelina Jolie Wants Brad Pitt Back – who cares
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Aaron Carter to Come Out against Michael Jackson
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Pedestrian vs falling wall – scary
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Japanese Man vs Woman
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Flight Fail of the day
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Propane Gas Truck Explosion
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Spooky deep sea Alligator feasting
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Misbehaving passenger of the day
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Pretty girls being pretty apparently
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Jenna Dewan in Not So Period Friendly Pants
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Ambrosia bikini photoshoot
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Karlie Kloss is boring
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Sophie turner at the game of thrones premiere
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Ariel Winter is pretty shitty
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Farrah Abraham bikini
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German reality star in a bikini
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Naomi watts crazy shirt
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Bebe Rexha is a muppet
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Stella Maxwell in mall breaks lingerie
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Lais Ribeiro in Mall Brand Lingerie
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Mandy Moore is up in here for you
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Famous on the internet for this!!
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Making it rain on a budget
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A collection of underboob
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Amazing tits on this babe
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Pierced and Huge Boobs
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Extreme Labia Stretching
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Eating cereal out of buttholes confuses me
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Why uber drivers hate us
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Hot chicks frolicking in the surf
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2019

12

Apr

Elsa Hosk See Through of the Day

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It is Coachella weekened and it looks like Elsa Hosk is in the Desert getting ready to rage along with all the other instagram girl who brands are paying to be there, making what may have once been a cool festival, lamer than fucking ever, because it is one big money making advertising summit, and not just something fun, or cool that people want to be a part of.

Sure the younger kids don’t understand cultural moments, other than an Egg going viral on instagram, and they are force fed ads all day without even realizing it, and they want to b the ones being paid to go to these places, so that they just end up wanting to be a part of some commercial bullshit, without realizing it, by trying to be self important assholes that they are…

It’s some fear of missing out, this is one of the stops on the instagram tour every year, participate to be relevant situations.

But that all makes the event seem fucking awful, but not as awful as Monday will be for me when I am uploading all the slutty outfits…

Elsa Hosk got a head start in whatever it is she’s wearing by Victoria’s Secret who ar paying her to be there, Victoria’s Secret, which as JOSIE CANSECO will tell you is a dream company despite overpriced sweatshop made products that are sold in every mall as cool and exclusive things rarely are…and Elsa Hosk will remind you…she’s pretty fucking great.

Naughty instagram….right here…right now.

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2019

12

Apr

Nadine Wolfbeisser Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Nadine Wolfbeisser, who may give some of you Jewish seniors anxiety because it reminds you of Nazi germany, fucking Wolfenstein or some shit, shouldn’t give you holocaust flashbacks, but rather should bring you joy because I don’t even know if Nadine Wolfbeisser is a german, I just know that she’s showing off her tits, and there’s nothing evil in that, until she sucks you into her trap with her tits, and makes your life a living hell, like so many tits do, as they mislead you with their tits. You know most divorces started as happy relationships where one party showed tits, and the other party was fucking stoked on the tits….that’s fact.

The nice thing about the internet is that we get the tits, without the bullshit that comes with the tits, so enjoy.

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2019

12

Apr

Hailey Baldwin Tight Shorts of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin, Bieber’s potentially pregnant wife, who pretends to be a modern Christian, despite everything she does going against everything I know about the Christian Church, in what feels like a cop out, that other non religious people can’t judge her for, because her relationship with Christ is her own, and who are we to decide if a follower of Christ is allowed to be a vapid half naked try hard who had premarital sex, who partied, who wanted to be a Jenner/Kardashian/Hadid and groupied them despite the evil they exude, who modelled and self promoted in the sluttiest of ways, who wanted to be famous for in non Christian ways, that whether we feel modesty is necessary to be religious or not, is still out there with her vagina eating her shorts…the way God intended it or not…I just find it silly…the whole thing silly. These people are all so full of shit, which is ok, cuz no one pays that much attention to them, since they are not very interesting.

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2019

12

Apr

Kathleen Robertson Topless of the Day

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Kathleen Robertson is some Canadian actress, probably Llyod Robertson’s daughter…that is Canadian Humor…google it if you care….or you can just look at her maple syrup filled beaver eating igloo living tits…they seem pretty full…it is Sugaring Off Season after all.

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