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2019

Apr

Elsa Hosk Bikini for Candice Swanepoel of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is doing some shoot for Candice Swanepoel’s swimline.

Candice is clearly doing an “If you can’t beat them join them” as Elsa Hosk, who is the same age as her, and was hired as her replacement when she was pregnant, but who is SUBSTANTIALLY hotter than Candice and she probably knows it…so she uses her…not to mention ELSA doesn’t have a couple of kids that shattered her cunt…so book her….

Maybe Candice is exhausted from parenting with her staff of Nannies and doesn’t want to pull off the bikini modeling anymore, so she’s into using her replacement too, I mean she is making money off this collection so the more girls promoting it the better.

Maybe hot chicks aren’t as catty or jealous because they are secure with themselves, I mean Candice is rich off this shit what’s she got to prove…..

Maybe they are all BFFs who slumber party and fuck each other with dolphin shaped dildos…

SO many maybes, but on thing that is for sure, VS is obviously backing Candice’s private label, as models with bikini companies are a trend, and using their own talent to promote that off shoot brand…just makes sense.

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2019

Apr

Selena Gomez Got Her New Tits On of the Day

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Selena Gomez is looking more like a Mexican princess than ever..or maybe she looks more like a sex doll than ever….not that she hasn’t looked like a sex doll to you forever – you fucking Disney Pervert….the kind of guy who stares at Disney for the tits….even though the tits are tits you should not be looking at cuz they are not legal tits….only you are a half retard in your perversion and if Disney is making the content that gives you boners…shouldn’t they be at fault? Heck yeah they should. But they are too big and powerful and publicly traded that no one would try to take them down as sex offender so instead they put it on you…the innocent bystander who just can’t control his pervert urges.

Point being, she’s out of rehab, not looking overly LUPUS bloated, she’s survived Bieber’s marriage and hasn’t offed herself and she’s got new tits, new face, game on…

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2019

Apr

Bella Thorne Nipple Ring of the Day

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Recently single Bella Thorne…is out there acting like a recently single girl…trying to whore herself out for attention like her relationship with that dirty transgender looking dude who was clearly trying too hard to be a weirdo never happened…you know back to her old tricks on how she positioned herself to becoming a viral thing, not talking about her STD viruses, but on the social media…basically being a soft, tame, whore with her fake its out…

I find the break up whoring boring, repetitive, obvious, unstable…but any excuse to be a whore is good one….

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2019

Apr

Ashanti Tits of the Day

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I originally had these these Ashanti big girl tits in a see through outfit cued over 10 days ago…

I didn’t notice it in my DRAFT posts for obvious reasons….

No not race related reasons. I love black girls…

I just don’t love what Ashanti has done with herself…not that I remember her for being a hot popstar many years ago…but I do know she didn’t look like this and I am not quite sure what this is…maybe a Halloween Costume, some clown costume cuz she’s working kid’s birthday parties to pay the mortgage….you know that celeb life gets expensive!

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2019

Apr

Emma Rigby NUDES of the Day

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Emma Rigby is some very fucking important UK Soap Opera starlet..from shows like Hollyoaks…and a bunch of other shit. She seems to have had a legit career but that’s not why I am saying she’s important… I am saying she’s important because she’s had a bunch of nudes put out to the internet this month….I didn’t see them because I avoid the nudes, even if it is the foundation of what I do here, because I don’t care enough about an actor’s pussy to get sued..and they will sue…

But sometimes, I have to give a girl who takes pics like this of herself what she wants by supporting er marketing efforts…as I am a believer in leaked nudes working for a bitch…just ask Kim K…and her billionaire family who exist cuz of the shit…

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2019

Apr

Padma Lakshmi Nude of the Day

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Padma Lakshminude for instagram….clearly loking for more billionaire sperm before her cunt dries – because like that Iraq Doctor said, there’s a sperm eating parasite out there that queers have in their asses, and that bitches who get knocked up by rich dudes on their wallet fuck have in their cunt….high end sper worms…

Point being…Padma is one of these clever hot enough and smart enough to manipulate men to get what she wants…cuz men are stupid, especially rich men…too busy to care, easily distracted by the tits, and if the whore seems to offer more than being a whore good times…even if she’s still a whore.

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2019

Apr

Crackhead in a Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Man on the Hood…

Drunk Man Run Over

Throwback Treadmill Runner Loses Pants

Interesting Brazlian Shooting instructor

Pro Lifers Should be Beat

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2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I read some bullshit article on the fake news channels of the internet about how some doctor says gay men have a sperm eating worm in their asses, which is why they are gay…it’s parasitic not anything else..and I was like…oh I know some girls with that same worm in their cunts…only the worm doesn’t get all that sperm…cuz they have a bunch of different shade kids they are trying to manage from their motorized shopping cart at Walmart….

That said, I spent my night trying to look into the windows of ground floor apartments, I figure at least one of them as a girl changing for me to see her naked…you know good old fashioned peeping in real life…but as Karma would have it…I only saw some naked fat man eating a bowl of cereal….

I should spend my time doing productive things like writing poetry, you know since poetry is a lucrative business.

I wrote a practice poem to a spam email I got from a hotel company…about Chlamydia. I wonder if they will give me a free room….because I blamed their hotel for the Chlamydia…dirty sheets and such.

I also saw a drunk, thick, white trash woman with a giant tattoo on her arm….bend over in a short skirt at the convenience store….her full thonged ass basically in my face….her big fat labia filling her thong like a set of balls….talking to her equally wi ttrash friend about her how she likes to fill her insulated water bottle with half fireball, half run, topped off with coke….and I thought to myself…I like looking a panties filled with labia so much….I don’t care who the panties or the labia belong to….

Today my friend (that’s you)….I present you with FRIDAY morning stepLINKS…we call tem the hangover dump because I drink…drunkenstepfatehr you know…we call it a dumb because people shit in the morning….not me….I’m constipation station….at least that’s what my SPERM WORM calls me.

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Pam Anderson is MAD
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Dumb Girl Takes a Shot of Salt not Tequila in this Salt Shot Challenge Video
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Fight Breaks Out at a Comedy Show
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Ariel Winter in Slutty Shorts
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Selena Gomez Cleavage….
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Bitches in Sao Paulo Fashion Week
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Yoga Pants of the Day
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Bill Cosby Asks for BAIL
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Kate Beckinsale No Longer Fucks Pete
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Just Caught in the Bathroom Fucking
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Just Caught in the Restaurant Dyking Out
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Martha Stewart of the Day
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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been convincing girls to get naked, to flash me, to show me their panties for as long as I can remember..and it’s really done nothing good for me…but I can call myself an original sexter…sexting before it was a thing. I would use a pocket calculator that had some note function…where I’d seductively ask girls in my class to describe their pussy…and despite being a pig, disgusting, they liked it….and for some reason…I got to see a lot of nipples…you see when you approach it right…girls are all about showing you their nipples…even if they don’t really want to…and that’s the key to life…the secret sauce….the promised land….the meaning of life…who fucking knows..but I do know there was no reason for me to be seeing their nipplesss…yet I was.

Now if only I applied that to something practical…like a career…IMAGINE that…I’d probably be high up in the corporate world or some sit.

Instead…

I’m still looking at pics of nipples at 50.

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Johnny Depps’ New Love is a Russian Gogo Dancer – Sounds Promising
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Crazy girl Does Yoga in Tight Pants on an Insane Rock
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Madonna Licking a Toe
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Biden Says – Obama is the Only Famous Articulate black guy
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Rat Cow in a Bathing Suit…in a Bathing Suit
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Everything Streaming on TV
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Amateur Firebreather – Needs more Practice
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Amazon Delivery Took a Piss in the Driveway
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Naked and Flexible on the Beach
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John Singleton Has a Stroke – Due to Deep Vein Thrombosis – Is Likely Going to Die – Boyz n the Hood – Forever
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Car Crashes into a Cafe
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Scarjo on ALl Fours
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Kim K – VISIBLE TIT
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Japan’s Master Inventor
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FKA TWIGS SLUTTY MUSIC VIDEO
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Luke Perry’s Last Riverdale Episode Air…RIP….Now Kill that Shitty Show
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Cop Wins a Basketball
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Jia Lissa Slut
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Bella Thorne Visible Tit
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Rami Malek is a Fan of Bond 25
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Influencer Photoshopped her Way to Coachella
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KEY to SUCCESS – It Screws, It Smokes, It Rocks….
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FIGHT Hangovers While Getting Drunk…
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Our Favorite Thing to Smoke With…
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The Best Weed Box!
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TOPLESS CELEBS
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Mila Kunis at an Event
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Adrianne Palicki – at an Event
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Elsa Hosk – Skinny
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Shanina Shaik Fitness Shorts
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Taylor Swift Shorts
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Emma Roberts Still Hot to Me
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Kim K Got her Tit Out
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40 Year Old Demi Rose Celebrating her 24th Bday
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Martha Hunt – Stll Owned by Taylor Swift
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Katelyn Nacon – Worth a Fuck
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Celine Farach – Worth a Fuck
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LilY Collins – Ass – Kinda – Pretty Lame Actually
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Big Titty Jiggle in the Pool
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Lesbian SHOWER
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Slutty AMateur
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Yellow Bikini BOOTY SHAKE
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AMateur with her Amazing Tits
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Ferris Wheel FUCK
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Attention Whore Fail
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ACTS OF PUBLIC NUDITY
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HOT TITTY BOUNCE – PUSSY PLAY
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ICE on the TITTY
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2019

Apr

Bella Thorne is Trash of the Day

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Bella Thorne is out there trying to make her last boyfriend, the weird aids meth looking rich kid in his 50s on some Pauly Shore sit ass jealous…cuz tat’s what girls do…

Only Bella Thorne – since dating him – looks like beat the fuck up shit.

I don’t know what would make beat the fuck up shit..

But I imagine a garbage bag filled with dog shit used as if it was your misbehaving wife…

I said bitch…I asked for pizza tonight, not burgers…get over here and let me teach you what misbehaving does to you…

Only in Bella Thorne’s case she’s barely 20 and looking this beat…at least there’s the tits…the tits, like Jesus…SAVE