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2019

25

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Middle Aged Bikini Pics of the Day

Doutzen Kroes just keeps holding on, I guess this is what that love song was all about..because at 35, she’s had better days behind her…and at 35 her husband and baby daddy has like Victorias’ Secret…found better pussy…tighter pussy…not a mom of two kids pussy….I mean sure he loves her…you know that’s his wife and mom of his kids..but he’s a touring DJ…FUCK 18 Year Olds….

Right?

This is some billshit catalog pics, I hate bullshit catalog pics…but here they are…cuz hate fuels me…or some shit. Not really…but I have no other reason for this post.

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2019

25

Apr

Sofia Richie, Lionel’s Real Daughter, in a Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie, Lionel’s Real Daughter…who can do no wrong because his sperm made her and all these narcissists love their offsping, they want to give them everything, they want them to have their best life, they have all the resources in the world, I mean he’s lionel Richie, so that his kid doesn’t have to work…and she doesn’t.

She just attached herself to a Kardashian, makes money by extension I guess…big soical media…and that may be the disgusting thing about her on her permanent vacation, but what else should she be doing…if I was a rich kid, I’d be a fucking tyrant, probably dead by now from going fucking mental…and all this girl is doing is posing in a bikini..with shitty people who she can’t help but associate with…cuz she was raised in LA….

Stick to that bikini shit…and I’m not too sure whether she’s had work done, all these kids have had work done, you know it helps their IG accounts and life is about IG…do it for the GRAM they say…and that’s what they do.

But it looks good in a bikini for the paparazzi too…so let’s stare…together…

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2019

25

Apr

Evenlyn Rose Titties of the Day

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Evenlyn Rose …. unfortunately not showing us her flower bloooming…but you can see her tit…

With a name like Evenlyn Rose …you have some options in life, I’m sure this one is going for mainstream model, maybe an actress….I mean what a pretty name…

But when I read it, and maybe it’s because I am a pervert….Evenlyn Rose sounds like someting you’d find on discount in the back pages…

Evenlyn Rose … willing to do it all for the right price….

While this Evenlyn Rose seems a bit too serious for that kind of approach….but like all women still willing to do it all for the right price….some poeple just keep their back pages attitude to instagam for important rich people not just any asshole with 50 – 100 bucks.

All this to say. I like he.

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2019

25

Apr

Bebe Rexha Bi Polar Tits of the Day

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Look…it’s a Bi-Polar 30 year old popstar who never was but miraculously ended up happening 10 years after first getting into the music industry….in what I find a very fucking weird, not necessarily interesting – storyline.

I assume it’s the plus sized thing. We need more fat stars cuz Adele’s no longer relatable to the under 20s….throw in some EDM trash with some silly persona and the kids will buy tickets to her shitty fat girl show…that shouldn’t be her dancing in a fat girl fetish act…but instead should be her eating at an all you can eat buffet cuz dudes into fat girls are REALLY into fat girls and what it takes for them to become fat….

This one, the girl behind thee scenes who couldn’t handle being behind the scenes…and needed to be the star of her own songs…who now claims to be bi-polar cuz it helps her storyline…is out there with the titty content…this is the titty content.

She could do better though.

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Posted in:Bebe Rexha|SFW

2019

25

Apr

Dani Doll is a Little Too Vintage to Not Be Lame and Trying Too Hard of the Day

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I don’t know who Dani Doll is, but it sounds like a familiar name that other cam girls have probably used over the years…or maybe she’s a SUICIDE GIRL…either way, I doubt she’s famous and I’m not about to look it up, I am stealing wifi and don’t have much battery left….and I realize no one reads this shit.

I will say, what I said in the title, which is that this is a Little Too Vintage to Not Be Lame. A little too vintage to not seem like she’s Trying Too Hard…

They put this together thinking it would be so cool, a throwback, real 70s vibe erotica…

They ended up with an overproduced, too much effort went into this for it to be cool….pile of shit.

It’s safe to say that people, even girls who get naked…can be lame…

It’s just good to know that they are naked…it offsets and balances out that lameness…

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2019

25

Apr

Indya Moore Nipples of the Day

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Indya Moore….at some prestigious TIME magazine GALA to remind you that PRINT may be dead but they are holding on as hard as they can with their celebrity guests to keep them on the map….

Indya Moore….I don’t know who she is, but she was clever enough to try to change that with a see through dress for the event.

I mean why not show your nips to the world when you’re given the platform / stage for that…

Good work.

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2019

25

Apr

Sophie Mudd Still Has Big Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd still has tits…and still uses those tits to get noticed, followers, attention, so that she can be the best damn influencer she can be…

Sexualize yourself and your tits and if people comment on your use of your tits….or inquire how big her nipples are..I’m going with SAUCER sized…personal pizza sizee…it only makes sense based on the amount of fleshy fat she’s pushing up through a series of harnesses…in what is totally disproportionate to her little body…that is almost freakish and uncomfortable…that will likely cause the rest of her body to catch up to the tits….it always does – just too many woman hormones…

I figure when you’ve got tits like this, what else are you to do…and lucily for her it makes her way fucking hotter and more interesting, otherwise she’d just be another try hard..

Tits…they do get hits…

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2019

25

Apr

Zendaya Hard Nipples of the Day

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I know celebrity gossip and it makes me want to shoot myself in the dick, but luckily it is already dead. The last girl I paid to suck it told me it was pathetic, and I’m not even into that penis shaming, kick me in the dick, point and laugh at me kind of fetish…

But I don’t remember who Zendaya is. Google is so far away and does it even matter who she is.

The key is beater without the bra…some 90s Warped Tour erotica…revisited…

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Posted in:SFW|Zendaya

2019

25

Apr

Ariana Grande Blog Shames of the Day

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I thought we lived in an era where you can’t target a specific group of people, because it is shaming, mean, evil…

Bloggers, like fat people, black people, gay people, trans people, apparently have feelings too….feelings that Ariana Grande doesn’t care about…as she groups all bloggers into a lump and shits on them….with a shitty fucking poem…

I do not feel attacked by her poem to bloggers because my site doesn’t exist, barely exists, if Ariana Grande was aware of it, I’d be very surprised…

Plus I don’t actually consider myself a blogger, that’s for teen girls and fags…and because her poem is fucking dumb…..

I just don’t understand how it’s ok for her to write a poem about fat people but it’s wrong for me to say that the Terrorist Attack at her concert should have had better aim, or that her fans that she is responsible for killing, and the fact that she vapidly continues to go on working when she should kill herself like she was her boyfriend Mac Miller…but doesn’t cuz she’s so into herself she doesn’t fucking care….and he only killed himself to avoid her…

She’s a public figure, a midget, ugly disgusting, American hating cunt…who doesn’t produce good music and is just lucky Disney created her….

She’s uninteresting, and her poem is so bad – a testament to her shitty fucking writing skills, that she should not be rewarded for…as a song writer…

Basically what I am saying is DIE…but I’d say that regardless of her hating bloggers, because as someone with a blog, who doesn’t identify as a blogger, and who has been shunned by bloggers, because I am a mean spirited smut peddler, I agree with her…but it’s still reason to hate her more because like fat people…bloggers shouldn’t be shamed or attacked…or maybe we should be….but GOOGLE and SOCIAL Media is already doing that for the celebs, favoring big media…basically erasing us…so GRANDE will get what she’s looking for eventually…but we can hope she kills herself first…you know to be in heaven with the love of her life…it’s a good idea.

Can you go to jail for wishing suicide on someone?I think that’s considered a hate crime…

Here are her dumbest pics…