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Demi Moore’s Dinosaur Tits of the Day

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Julianne Hough’s White Bikini of the Day

2019

Apr

Eva Longoria Swimsuit of the Day

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I thought Eva Longoria was too old to be pregnant….

But it looks like she’s pregnant…

Or maybe, she’s just morphing into every Mexican 50 year old at any taco stand across America…with a big belly from taking bites of all that corn all day..whilst making Tortillas…

I would think most vain people would think “I’m not looking my best, maybe I’ll avoid the beach and stick to my fucking mansion and its private pool”…but I guess vanity means even when you look like shit you think you look fucking hot…or is that Narcissism…I didn’t go to school I don’t know these things but I can tell Eva Longoria knowing she’s Eva Longoria…the spoiled Mexican first generation DREAM baby who didn’t get locked up and separated by her family…but who instead was raised whiter than white, so white she’s likely racist to Mexicans….thinks she’s hot, looking hot, even when fat and lazy…cuz she’s Eva Longoria…

What will always amaze me about her – is that internationally people fucking love her, she’s a huge fucking star….while in America…she’s been on one TV show and sure she’s rich and all but ultimately…who give a fuck about Eva Longoria…especially now…gut out…like a fucking lazy pig in a trailer park tanning her tits before eating a bag of chips…

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2019

Apr

Jordyn Jones Still Slutty of the Day

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Tom Jones and January Jones’ baby Jordyn is starting to figure out this social media, instagram shit….

Get half naked, put it out there, let it ride, people will like you better than when you are in clothing cuz we are all fucking perverts…but don’t give the people to much nudity cuz then they’ll see what they want to see, the tease over, the shamelessness replaces the excitement and all of a sudden the people hate you, despite still loving the nudes…

So the key to success in slutty on social media is to keep your SLOP HOLE in your panties, but show your panties….with silly captions like “which panties should I wear today”…or “just chilling”…or “no filter”…or “woke up like this’….or who the fuck cares…COCKTEASE into success.

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2019

Apr

Leigh Anne Pinnock Bikini of the Day

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Apparently Leigh Anne Pinnock is from the pop band Little Mix….

A very important group of sluts who danced around and created garbage pop music….

Their leader is some trash named Perry Edwards and the one time I went “Viral” on twitter, before they deleted my account of many fucking years, was because I posted her nudes and all her fucking people went nuts..

So I guess that makes them well liked and a reminder to all that there’s no need for talent or quality to have fans – you just need marketing and some sluts….

Where the sluts at? Come make me some money.

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2019

Apr

Nicole Kidman Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that Nicole Kidman has very limited fans who are into her cuz she turns them on…

The only thing interesting about her is that she’s a fucking Robot created in a lab during the filming of Stepford Wives 20 fucking years ago, when Tom decided to replace her actual self, with a better futuristic and SCIENTIFIC version of herself…only to realize that getting rid of her and her weak womb that couldn’t give him actual kids was the only option…so he had his team groom Katie Holmes to make SIRI or whatever the fuck her name is….some space shit…HEY SIRI what is the fucking weather today…Hey SIRI what is 0 dividd by 0…..

Point being, she’s 100 fucking years old, and a ginger, a lot working against her, but still has tits and a willingness to show them I guess…and not just for Keith Urban…but for all you fucking perverts….

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2019

Apr

Stella Maxwell Nipples of the Day

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Stella Maxwell, the scam hipster model turned Victoria’s Secret model, through some tactics we call manipulating the fuck out of everyone and anyone she could, hanging in the right circles, trapping the A-Listers like Kristen Stewart to lock into lesbian relationships…harder than their SCISSOR LOCK…DICK ON DICK at the right time cuz being a dyke is trendy and show that you have depth and acceptance in your core…..

Tactics that were all to increase her profile and pay scale or Day Rate…and here she is…doing what very few lesbians do….sexualize herself for men to jerk off to her in order to sell panties or really herself to keep things hype around her now that no one cares and the publicity stunts have got boring…SO TITS OUT…because she’s bullshit money grubbing fame whoring…but aren’t they all..AREN’T THEY ALL….

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2019

Apr

Taylor LaShae Posing with Knives of the Day

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Her name is Taylor LaShae, she’s based in Paris, she’s got a lot of followers on the internet because she is hot, and she get naked in shoots, because she is hot.

I am not sure if she is Nick Lechay and Jessica Simpson’s daughter who is all grown up now or not, but I am going to assume she’s not on some 98 degrees shit, even if she’s got the vibe of a girl who would be on 98 degrees shit if he was to follow her on social media and she saw an opportunity to seduce him…because as we all know the instagram profile is the dating profile of the rich and famous…more SEX happens on instagram between hot sluts and rich dudes on instagram than on anywhere else on the internet and that is a fact…

I do think Taylor LaShae could step up her game – the kitchen apron knife shit is a little lackluster, do these people even try to be original…or are they just bare minimum gets the job done types…

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2019

Apr

Naked Drug Addict Walking Down the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Homeless Amputee Trying to shove a Mirror in his Ass

Windy Blow Hole Lifts Up Dress

Close Call of the Day

Bank Robber Of the Day – Sure He’ll Be Hard to Find

NEW Donut Eating Challenge

ASian Billionaire in Action

Evil Pastor of the Day

Moose Chased by Bear

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2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is something magical about every time I meet a dog named Leroy and I tell the owner of said dog that I love the name Leroy, because when I was in High School, Leroy was the dad’s bowling buddy in the first incest porn I ever saw who fucked the daughter together after winning the bowling champ…a movie that I think inspired me for the rest of my life and that even paved the way for this blog because I showed that movie to anyone and everyone who would let me…If you were to ask some of those girls from my class, who’s names I don’t remember the first porn they saw…they’d definitely remember LEROY..

Unfortunately the dog owners I meet, often time elderly women are hardly as excited by that story as I am….

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Woman Who Drives a LExus Caught Using Food Stamps
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Hit and Run KARMA
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Catching a Human in Giant Glue Trap
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Naked Model of the Day
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Futuristic Hat Helps Train Naps
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BOB Marley Hair is Some Weirdness
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Tolkien Estate Doesn’t Endorse New Biopic
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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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You know when you meet someone who you just know is either a pedophile, necrophiliac, into incest, or a gym teacher….you know the kind of guy who power trips like a cop who was too dumb to become a cop…but instead found some meaningless job to assert himself on people….yeah that guy who bogs down the free wifi with their dead underage incest porn at home….but in public he’s giving people shit for walking their dog off leash in an on leash park…or whatever useless rule he feels he’s the authority to correct what you are doing so that you abide by the rules…

Yeah…that guy….I hate that fucking guy.

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Girls Skiing in Bikinis for RUSSIA
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Kamilla Harris Wants the Boston Marathon Bomber to Vote
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Jamie Lynn Spears Defending Britney’s Imprisonment
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Scarlett Johansson at a Nerd Premiere
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Dumb Fucking Gun Instructor
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Hit and Run Driver Faces Consequences…
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Rooftop Swimming Pool During Earthquake
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Traveling with the World’s Worst Passport – LOL
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Britney Leaving the Mental Health Facility
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Rat Cow Arm Bra…
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Dog Faks Injury for Attenton
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Momma Bear Encouraging Baby Bears to Get off the Road
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Using an Excavator to Steal an ATM
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This Cat Can Sing
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Kid Cudi Buys Homeless People Chicken
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Car PRANK
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Lucy Hale in Slutty Fitness Gear
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Eva Longoria Big Cleavage
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Madison Beer Cleavage in Ripped Jeans
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Sister’s Hot Pocket.
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Girl in a Hijab Shows Her Big Tits and Pussy
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Katie Stripping
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Girl with Weird Chest Tattoo – Topless
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Spreading the MEAT
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Anybody Lose a Dildo?
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Porn Hack at the Mall Kiosk
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Midget in a Bikini Smoking Cigars Erotica
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2019

Apr

Sophie Turner and her One Piece Bikini of the Day

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Sophie Turner Jonas of Jonas Brothers fame….or maybe Jonas brother’s fame…I mean Game of Thrones Fame…cuz the majority of people watch that shit and know her from that..while I just sit here keeping tract of the penis that enters the vagina and judge her accordingly…like a white insecure dude finding out his girl has fucked at least one black guy…that always THROWS off the relationship…and is forever in the back of his mind as he tries to fuck her….

I am a firm believer that girls should be judged by the penis they put in them, because the penis they put in them is a direct reflection of how they view themselves…because women, even the sluts, are very selective in who they put in them…..they don’t just put anyone in them…even if it seems like they do….there is some criteria met and through careful analysis you can figure it all out….not that you should waste your time doing that…but to some of us it just comes natural without any thought…so we do it…

Point being, I hate any show with dragons and wizards in it…

I also hate that Sophie Turner only wears ONE Piece bathing suits…like she’s the new Taylor Swift….only less disgusting….

I just wonder what’s wrong with her body that it is always in a one-piece….maybe it’s a Modest is the Hottest mormon thing…cuz I do remember when the Jonas Bros were virgins with purity rings in the media….back when they dated that bitch from the Twilight Saga….Vampires another thing I don’t fuck with….

I’m assuming she’s got a Tattoo of the Jonas Brothers across her stomach, like the fan girl she is, now living the dream….cuz there’s gotta be something going on there..but what it is…remains a mystery….

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