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2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just realized that TWITTER banned my latest account…which I’ve had for about a month since they banned my last account that I had for over 10 years..

Anyone out there know Jack Dorsey or why they flagged this site right here something that isn’t worthy of the twitter community…

While twitter is filled with gaping porn and all kinds of insanity…

I’m not narcisstic enough to think I am targeted.

I realize no one knows the site, and it’s some automated computer script…

But I haven’t even had the new twitter long enough to troll, sexually harrass, ask for nudes, call a bitch a cunt for not sending nudes, post a bitches personally information so that she gets targeted by more motivated perverts to teach her a lesson…

I did none of that….

Life is like some transgender lingerie….confusing as fuck..

Here are some morning links…

What Christians Call Deviled Eggs
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Everything Streaming on TV in MAY
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Fisherman of the Day
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Biden Says Undocumented Immigrants are Already Citizens
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In Case You Missed It….Gas Station Twerking Slut
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CBD FUCKING WORKS – GET ALL THE CBD YOU NEED! 20% Off – step20
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Phil Collin’s Daughter in a Slutty Dress
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Biden Praises Antifa
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Empire Cast Beg for Jussie’s Return
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Engagement PhotoBOMB – LOL
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How Underwater Structures are Built – COOL
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Famous SlUTS at a GALA
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Awesome Booty Shake Video
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Angela White Flashing her Big Juicy Tits.
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Lisa Rinna’s Whore Daughter With her Nipples Out
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Live Cam Girls TO Jack Off To –
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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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“My bathing suit is falling off” is always the best thing to hear at any public pool, except when it is said during an old person aqua fitness class by an old man who just shit himself.

Here are some stepLINKS while I try to find hookers to inspire me to make better content stories of trying to stick things in them…not that anyone cares about that but it makes for a good excuse to stick things in them…like an instagram photographer convincing a young girl to get naked cuz it’s art…

LINKS..NOW…

Slut Does Stripper Dance at the Gas Station
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Nic Cage Doing Angry Karaoke
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Guy Helps Old Lady To Car – Only to Find She’s a Trump Supporter
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Dives Head First to Catch a Fish
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Megan FOX vs the State of Tennesse
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Girl with Big Tits is a Scratch DJ who Doesn’t Realize it’s Not 1999
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Bouchard Cameltoe in a White Bikini
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Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale Still Fuck
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Lee Daniel Worries About SMOLLETTS
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Dog Doesn’t Understand Head Massage
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Nasty Barely a Celebrity Tit Slip
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Gwyneth Paltrow ALive at 100 Years Olf
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Cunt Throws a Bag of Puppies in the Trash….Autoparts Dude Saves Them…MAY SHE FUCKING DIE.
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Flying Fridge
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Adam Levine’s House is Really Ridiculous
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The Time 100 Gala Brought Out the Sluts…
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Kendall Jenner – Pokies and Cameltoe
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Dancing Construction Dude – What a Fag
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Crazy Uber Driver
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Armed Guards Help Migrants Across Border
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Beiber Threw a Tantrum on Twitter
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KEY to SUCCESS – It Screws, It Smokes, It Rocks….
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ALL THE CBD YOU NEED! 20% Off – step20
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FIGHT Hangovers While Getting Drunk…
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Our Favorite Thing to Smoke With…
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The Best Weed Box!
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From the Forum

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EMILIA CLARKE AT AN EVENT
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Eva Longoria Pig in a Bikini
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Sophia Bush at an Event
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Kelly Brook – BIG girl in a Bikini
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Brie Larson is Overrated Not Hot Garbage Get Some Taste America
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Petra Nemcova Dress
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Diane Kruger at an Event
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Alex Morgan in a Suit with no Shirt
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Martha Hunt Going to Taylor Swifts House
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Gigi Paris Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Live Cam Girls TO Jack Off To –
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Piss in the Mouth on VIDeo
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Hot Amateur Tits
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Weak Russian Revenge on a Half Naked Girl…
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Too Awkward for Porno
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Christine McGuinness Big Titty YOGA
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Girls Feeds a Fat Girl Cake – Then Fucks Her
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Olivia Culpo Nips in Workout Gear
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Big tits in a Dress
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All Natural Ally Plays With Her Damn Self..
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Slut on the Beach
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Engagement Photobomb…
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A Bunch of Butts!
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7 Things You Shouldn’t Do in Public
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2019

Apr

Bella Thorne Meth Face of the Day

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Crackhead Bella Thorne is trying to make a comeback with shameless pics of her body for male attention cuz that meth looking dude she was dating and that confused everyone or at least made everyone realize how broken she was, and how clever that mooch was, where together they would not shower and look greasy and disgusting…when she could have been doing better for herself…but instead just got lazy…and sloppy..no longer fit..

All young girls get gross eventually. It’s science.

So like every recently divorced, or dumped girl, she’s trying to get revenge or attention from the ex, to piss him off or whatever, so she’s getting half naked..

I find her boring, repetitive, manly and not hot. Her tits were fun for a while, but have got played out in a world of a lot of tits.

But I do think her best strategy is to release a sex tape fucking another dude, you know to really hurt the guy.

If you’re going to be unstable and crazy cuz you’re a spoiled entitled cunt, do it right….with a sex tape.

Get that impact or attention you want from him…with a sex tape.

Bikini pics just don’t fly, and plus she’s increased his value as a person so all her little slutty fans will be knocking at his door for his dick, no need for this tired crazy broken trash…onto the next…

But the sex tape…that will get under his skin.

So step UP the tactics bitch.

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2019

Apr

Ariel Winter Ass of the Day

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Here’s the problem with a fat chick losing weight….she can’t control what part of her is going to get thin first and often times, it’s going to negatively affect her fat ass…which at the time of it’s fattest wasn’t great but sure as fuck better than this weird, still soft and sloppy, looking thing that seems to be getting sucked into her asshole like it’s the hottest director in the industry and she’s on his casting couch doing what he asks cuz despite not needing the money she’s been trained to want approval.

I am all for fat girls getting skinny, but this awkward body stage of whether she’s actually skinny, or just some lollipop looking body….top heavy like a cartoon…it’s strange.

Maybe she should be in the form fitting pants that make her look like she’s got an ass until she’s figured out how to build up her ass musculature proper…

But I guess even at her worst she dressed like this, so she doesn’t really care, especially with all the recent weightloss endorphines pumping through her….

Either way, the ass showing jean shorts – aren’t always nice.

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2019

Apr

Miley Cyrus Got her Tits Out Again of the Day

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If you find that sweet spot that works, you know if you find that marketing hook that hooks people in, why bother changing it.

The biggest thing for MILEY as an independent (meaning detached from Disney) was that she did the nudity thing, the hipster cam girl, sex is cool, I’m naked thing….partially to piss off the man she eventually married…but also because girls are exhibitionists who like attention

The best move was putting her tits out there, she made a shit ton of money, found a new audience of perverts and inspired a lot of other girls to get naked on the internet cuz they are dumb followers but sometimes dumb followers are a good thing when they are following girls by showing tits…

The whole reinventing herself to be a serious country star, fuck that, bring back the tits…

The people spoke

She listened.

Now back to the basics…she’s got the tits out.

Don’t ruin a good thing girls…if showing your tits works and it does..keep it up.

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2019

Apr

Hannah Kleit Sounds like Clit’s Hot Shoot of the DAy

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Hannah Kleit sounds like Clit….and that’s good enough for me…

All posing dramatic like – in some very important photoshoot that features at least one nipple, which is the star of the shoot…and a reminder that she should push things a little harder even though we noticed these pics…they’d be better spread eagled.

I am sure that the normalization of spreading your ass and pussy on instagram is around the corner, and I am sure EVERY girl takes that pic for her internet boyfriends she is cheating on her husband with….

I am from an era before girls posted bikini pics, and bikini pics were a huge deal and you’d say “I didn’t know she had a body like that”…..

We are now in an era of posting tits pics being as mainstream as McDonalds…

But I’m waiting for that social norm to be applied to spread ass and pussy.

It just makes girls more interesting when you can see their clit, rather than their name just sounding like clit…at least the way I’m reading it…which is probably wrong…cuz I’m dumb.

Posted in:Hannah Kleit

2019

Apr

Sloppy Katy Perry Must Have ad her Face Injected of the Day

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It doesn’t surprise me when people tell me that Katy Perry is hot, because I know how dudes thing and for the most part, they think anything is hot….not all dudes are as judgmental and critical of a bitch…and not all dudes focus on all that is wrong with a bitch from her thick cankles to sloppy stomach..inability to dance…ability to annoy through shitty fucking song….

I just don’t understand it…cuz I can’t look at Katy Perry and not think she’s the worst thing in the entertainment world…who didn’t deserve the career she got…due to her lack of talent but who went viral and scammed everyone who has no opinion of their own into thinking she has something to offer.

I don’t understand how a set of tits is enough for you to accept a monster as a babe, even though I’ve seen it over the years…often times at 3 am at the bar…but still…a “did you see the tits on that one”….where “that one” is one I wouldn’t waste my time having sex with, easier to jack off…and this is coming from someone who has paid some really gross women for sex….but it’s different when you’re paying…I am cost conscious and go for what I can afford…when you’re actually trying to connect with a real women to fuck..I just avoid the pigs…I mean I married one…but other than that I avoid.

What I am trying to say is I guess I fuck dog shit too, but I don’t try to convince myself it’s not dog shit.

Katy Perry…is Dog Shit.

Posted in:Katy Perry

2019

Apr

Ireland Badlwin See Through Bathing Suit of the Day

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Ireland Badlwin is the miscarriage Alec Baldwin wish he had instead of the one with his New Wife / New Life….

Ireland Badlwin the girl he called pig publicly at a young age and scarred her cuz she was his first try at kids with Kim Bassinger…before realizing the new wife did it better.

Ireland Baldwin the instagram model before everyone was an instagram model who got left in the instagram model dust….and was forgotten while her cousin and friends took over.

Ireland Badlwin who broke down, went to rehab, became a lesbian, got prison tattoos….is still on instagram and you can see her nips in this white bathing suit, while white bathing suits are a fetish to me…because they get see through when went and I have seen on more than on occassion full wet pussy thanks to white bathing suits…so if anything…this 7 foot tall monster may not be your thing but I trust you can focus on what matters….WHITE BATHING SUIT…

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2019

Apr

Rat Cow Bikini of the Day

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I am taking back my misguided TRUCE with this Rat Cow with her Rat face and Cow tits….

I was distracted by the fact there was a pug in the pic…a BLACK pug…like my only friend and soul mate…who has been my guide and who I credit for saving my life the last 11 years I’ve had him..

The fact remains that this Rat Cow, is a shameless pig bitch who thinks she’s more important than she is because she can’t see that she just lucked out in timing and hustle on instagram with her marketing tactics..

She can pretend she’s important, famous, that people care about her…but the fact is that she’s garbage..

Her tits are good, her ass looking better and her face a pile of dog shit injections…but let’s all remember follower count or not she’s on the Z-List…and no one fucking cares about her unless she’s topless.

So get topless pig bitch…TRUCE OFF…you remain a waste of fucking space, make room for the hotter girls you try to hard scammer…report her to the police..she’s stealing marketing dollars for girls who are more worthy of it that aren’t sex workers..

In conclusion…good tits though..

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