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2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The one thing I’ve learned from Instagram is that when white girls are out drinking an someone they ask to put the video camera on them clicks record…and they look awkwardly at the camera…unsure of their next move…even though this is the 40th take of the same clip….they all start to twerk very fucking badly…

Why do white girls twerk badly when they are feeling awkward in a video…

Why do those same white girls post those videos to their feed despite being awkward while twerking badly in video.

It just doesn’t make sense…but then again…THE WORLD doesn’t make sense.

Kid Cudi Buys Homeless 10k in Chicken.
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Girl Twerking at the Abortion CLinic
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Aunt Becky is Going to Jail….To Save Her Daughters From Going to Jail…What a Crazy Family
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Dog and Snake – Get Along Great
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CELEBS IN TIGHT PANTS!
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Easter Bunny Breaks up the Fight
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Lion / Tiger Hybrid – LIGER?
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The Ultimate Trump Impersonator
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Three Very Lucky People
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Bill O’Reilly’s Lookin’ Good
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Mark Hamill’s Harrison Ford Impression…
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News Bloopers – Freudian Slips
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Reddt Amateur – Bootyful_Stranger – NUDE / NAKED / NAUGHTY…
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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know that Easter is over…but at least we have the memory…like the time you were sitting at your trailer park home and the neighbor emptied his septic tank all over your astro turf lawn….only to fill your nostrils with a burning shit smell that should have made you puke, but instead gave you an erection because your neighbors wife is hot and you know that some of that shit smell you were smelling…and seeing…was hers…

Just like that…right…white trash broken dreams…I mean that’s probably a pretty weird metaphor of how you feel now that all your Easter Chocolate is 50 percent off at your favorite Walmart…

But…it’s all I’ve got for you…today as I write you the memoir entry that no one will read…..

Nic Cage’s Wife of 4 Days Seeks Spousal Support
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THe Cause of the Last Tsunami
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Leave Britney Spears Alone – As She Has Day Trip from the Mental Institution
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Brooke Shields on the Beach
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Some Bitch Named Gina Rodriguez in a Dress
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Roseanne is Queer and Wants to be able to Say Faggot
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The Most Important Coachella News…
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Naked Model of the Day
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Neighbor VS Sluty Easter Decorations!
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Little Guy Tries to Fight a Giant
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Bella Hadid Fucked Up Face and Huge Tits in a Bikini….
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Dude Makes a Guitar out of Jawbreaker Candies
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PINK is Stopping Sharing Pics of Her Kids on Social Media – as She Fucking Should
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Muslim Immigrant Running for Office Says America is Uneducated…Nice Guy.
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Chatty Fat Bitch During Road Rage
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Drunk Idiot of the Day
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Cat Owner makes a Room of Toilet Paper for It to Play In….
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Dog Does Impressive Balancing Act
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Crazy Woman of the Day
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Weird Saved by the bell Reunion…
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One Legged Armed Robber
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Anti Poachers and The Gorillas they are Protecting in a Gang Photo! Very Cool.
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Huge and Terrifying Escaped Snake
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Guy Wakes up in a Strangers House…
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Greedy Truck TAkes Whole Bridge
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How Fridges are Delivered in South Korea
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Dude Sues Wife after Finding Out Kids aren’t His
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Woman Sent a Dude 159,000 Text Messages
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KEY to SUCCESS – It Screws, It Smokes, It Rocks….
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FIGHT Hangovers While Getting Drunk…
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The Best Weed Box!
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Bella Thorne Trash in a SPorts Bra
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Rihanna in a Fashion Magazine
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Gigi Paris in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Sofia Richie – THONG ASS
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Julianne Hough – Fitness SLut
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J.Lo Fat As Leaves the Gym
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Jesy Nelson – Slutty TOp
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Jess Impiazzi Sports Bra TOp
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eugenie Bouchard – BIKINI
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Rachel McCord – Bikini
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Ariel Winter – 45 Pounds Lighter – Weird
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Kylie Jenner – Photoshoot Trash
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Jessica ALba at a Press Conference
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Chanel Westcoast Bikini Top
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Lana Del Rey – Pretty Boring
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Hot Sluts of Reddit – the Gallery
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Weird VINTAGE Slutty Selfies
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Own Me – Teach Me – is the Reddit Amateur
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Drive By Squirt is AMAZING
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The Worst Target Practice
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Sucker Punched Hard
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Drunk Teen Pissing..
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Happy Easter Porn
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Insane Way to Play Jump Rope
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Sex Move of the Day “Kitchen Trash”
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Public Transit Cumming on Hair
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Kitchen Counter Masturbator
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Danielle – Spreads Her Pussy
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HUGE FUCKING BOOB FLASH
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Maybe Size Matters…
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Hot Chicks in the Shower
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Naked Redheads
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Tits Being Spread Apart by Straps – THe Galery
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Some Big Tits….Flashed
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Josephine Jackson – Big Tits in Bed
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Hot Naked Chick Posing with Balloons
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PICKING HER NOSE AND EATING IT FETISH
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Hot Blonde Girl with her Tits out
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Just Two Sluts Chilling Together Naked
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2019

Apr

Maisie Williams Nude of the Day

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I can’t believe you people get as excited about Game of Thrones as you do….

I mean I can believe that YOU people get as excited as you do about Game of Thrones…because social awkwardness, Autism, being an adult virgin comes with some level of appreciation for comic books, Sci/Fi, and Fantasy shit…if there’s wizards and dragons in the shit, you’re there…and if there’s tits in the shit…you’re even happier to be there…

I am talking about the rest of society who don’t even know this site exists as we are in the underbelly of the internet where no one even knows we exist…but I still see people, moms, middle aged women, normal suburban idiots freaking out about the premiere, or about last nights episode…from all walks of life people are hooked.

I am convinced it is one of those situations where people feel compelled to be a part of something, and they have no opinion of their own, so that if they were to stand up and say they don’t like it, they’d be putting themselves in a vulnerable position they can’t be in, so it’s easier to tell themselves and their friends that they like it to fit in, cuz they actually don’t even know what they actually like or don’t like…

That’s how pop music is made, and I guess pop TV shows like Game of Thrones…who I am sure don’t care about me being the one person who hates anything remotely like that shit…

Which is pretty hurtful, those Game of Thrones people should be nicer.

Here’s on of their tits…not that exciting…but it’s your favorite show so it must be.

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2019

Apr

Josephine Skriver Coachella Tits of the Day

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Coachella had a second weekend….Josephine Skriver the Geneitically modified robot from the Netherlands that Victoria’s Secret built in a lab…with a scientist she calls her dad….like Edward Scissorhands but instead of having Scissor for hands…she’s got tits and a hot model body….that has only had one penis inside it cuz some pervert model fucker recruited her onto his dick and now they are getting married…

The whole Coachella thing amazes me because it is still a thing, you’d assume the people would be fucking over it….

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2019

Apr

Top 10 Nude Instagram Girls of the Day

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I will not tell you their names..

I will just post the 10 pictures of nudity on instagram

To remind you that PUBLIC traded Companies like Facebook….are pervert porn sites in disguise.

To remind you that Zuckerberg who was lucky enough to be the defacto social media platform…thanks to good timing…was just in it for the tits.

To remind you that girls of the internet WILL get naked for attention, likes, follows, collabs…especially in fake photoshoots…to help them feel hot and important…like they matter.

All good things…here are the 10 pics.

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2019

Apr

Delilah Hamlin Hard Nipples of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin has found her angle, it’s no bra in a wifebeater, which in 1997 was a fetish of mine…

Is she speaking to my 1997 fetish…from seeing great tits outside of PUNK ROCK shows braless and in Wife Beaters….drinking pitchers of beer with MESCALINE in it….

Or is she just into showing off her tits and found a way to do it that is not as shameless as just pulling out her tits.

She realizes that humanity as as simple minded as we were in 1997 despite all the technology…and we all still like a good hard nipple under a thin fabric so that we can see the hard nipple…if anything the technological advances since 1997 has just made it easier for trash to monetize off of how basic we are.

She’s Lisa Rina’s duaghter, Lisa Rina’s a bottom feeder, so it is safe to say they are doing all the tactics, pulling all the stops to get her daughter where she needs to be so that she doesn’t need to be a bottom feeder to. Living the LA dream..despite this being pretty much bottom feeding…

Good times…

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2019

Apr

Halsey Flashing Her Pussy of the Day

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Halsey is some club kid, who pretends she’s from some broken home, poverty stricken, homeless even, on her own life…sure you are Halsey…

Bitch was sucking DJ dick in the VIP room of the trendy club the DJ rolled through, and managed to convince dude to let her lay a vocal track down….

Bitch was clearly the life of the party, the crazy and wild underage girl who danced like she is in the GIF, something DJs have a hard time turning down, cuz DJs are typically fucking nerds…..

I used to be around DJs when I was drinking in clubs, and every last one of them, I’m talking internation DJs to local club DJs….were socially awkward weirdos who only got laid cuz they were DJs and who likely only became DJs to get laid….it was before DJing was a trend, and they were making a couple hundred dollars a night, not a couple hundred thousand dollars…which in and of itself is so fucking dumb and could easily end if club promoters and club owners said “Fuck that”…but instead they buy into the hype, the lie, the marketing hustle, the trend….

EITHER WAY….Halsey, we’re talking about Halsey, the wild party girl who sucked some dick, got on a shitty electronic track, and since that’s pop music now, she fucking exists and in existing and maintaining that “celebrity” as a popstar, despite just being some bitch who laid down a vocal track for a DJ….it’s that easy these days….she does shit like twerk on social media.

Now, I have known DJ whores over the years…the girls who fuck DJs…whether they are local or international…and I have known these types for DECADES, they have always existed, but we’re now in an era where DJ whores, the record carrying bitches…can have careers out of it..and that’s fucking weird…they are more than just the pussy that got fisted at 4 am after the party…..they are now considered “talent”….if only the DJ whores I know then weren’t all in their late 30s and married with kids…they’d be living the fucking dream…instead of the suburban dream knowing they once fucked Skrillex, AOKI, DIPLO and Tiesto while A-Trak jerked off in the corner all in the same month back in 2005.

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2019

Apr

Britney Spears is Alive of the Day

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Britney Spears is in rehab, hey pretend that she checked herself into rehab, but forget that she is under the control of her father, and that she doesn’t have the authority to check herself into rehab.

She is a fucking prisoner, who has been a great earner for the family, but who is totally fucking brain washed and abused like a Feral baby, forced to live in a cage…

It’s a sad fucking story, that someone who has managed to do so much, I mean, she’s BRITNEY SPEARS…is capable of living a great life off her money, but instead is a fucking slave.

Even the dudes she calls her boyfriend are hired help….

She’s jacked up on all kinds of meds, and since Daddy Spears was out getting surgery for cancer she’s likely semi-happy about, because her only escape is his death….he needs her under watch…

They say she stopped taking her meds, which in slave owner talk means she’ll realize she’s a prisoner and that is bad….so they locked her the fuck up…

I don’t know how this is allowed. I don’t know why she hasn’t been freed to do her Britney life wherever she wants cuz she has put in enough work to afford it…

But I know someone needs to speak up for her…and get her out of the shackles that her dad, who clearly has a platantion owner mentality….Louisiana trash looking up to Louisana old money jealousy…so he’s using his daughter…right in front of all of our eyes…

Poor Britney Spears…looking like a wreck….out of rehab….still alive though..so there is hope for an escape….

Here she is being restrained as usual…her bodyguard trainer boyfriend’s got her fucking under his grip…it’s all very sick.

Some throwbacks to remember her crazy by

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2019

Apr

Constance Jablonski Naked of the Day

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I feel like I may have already posted these pics, talking about how lame the fucking world is in terms of creativity…it’s like they know they have some model, who is actually a well known model, willing to get naked, and they have to figure out how to spin it into being “art” so they see a market across the street and decide to style it with whatever produce they can find on sale, and they make the girl interact with the produce, as models do, in some dramatic and stupid way…while naked…in what I call lazy fucking work…the idea and execution likely took a solid 10 minutes…..the set up and idea happened 15 minutes before the shoot…and it’s obvious and maybe they dragged it out through the day since they were paying her, or since she blocked out the time…but the concept…is fucking weak.

I mean sure seeing any naked chick doing anything is worth looking at, but it is all just the same fucking thing over and over again, I’d like to see these people who get paid well, and are considered artists or geniuses or the best at what they do…come up with something…anything…that makes me say…”Oh…that was good”…

Instead it’s like “that was lame, desperate, lacked effort, concept, vision, story”…

How are people not stepping it up…and the worst thing is they probably all play this off like it’s awesome…like the creative directors are like “Brilliant, genius, amazing”…like they don’t even know it’s a joke…they actually think it’s good.

I don’t get it….but I guess that aspect of the nude shoot is what makes the nude shoot hilarious…the people behind it don’t know it’s a joke…

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2019

Apr

Suki Waterhouse Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse with her tits out because she really wants to be noticed, appreciated…but more importantly…GET WORK.

She’s some rich kid from the UK, who pretended to be a model, despite not being very hot….who had dreams of being an actor and who even dated Brad Cooper when she was 19 or 20, probably where she got herpes, before he left her for an actual model, Russian Model, Irina Shayk who trapped him with her RUSSIAN spy tactics in Manipulating men to get the information they want….

She’s attempted to have an acting career, and likely has an IMDB I am not about to look up….so we can assume this is all part of the marketing efforts.

Boring, but still tit.

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