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2024

30

Sep

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

What better way to start the week, than to celebrate medical workers, the MEDICAL heroes who apparently got us through COVID with choreographed dance routines and being complicit to big pharma that was paying them, calling anyone who went against them conspiracy theorists, NAZIS and misinformation spreaders…who didn’t care about their granny or their neighbors if they didn’t want to get a government mandated medical treatment because MY BODY MY CHOICE only applies to women who want to kill babies. I AM GOOD WITH TAKING SOME ZINC AND GETTING LOTS OF FLUIDS you scumbags…..

Yes, I’m still traumatized, which isn’t the same kind of PTSD all those people of reddit have from someone misgendering them by using their birth pronouns thanks to the fact that they have tits and a pussy and are chicks….cutting your hair short and wearing pants won’t really convince us you’re not still a chick…no matter how hard you wear a HE/HIM pin on your RAINBOW lanyard….ASH.

That being said, the Healthcare worker becoming a Hometown hero, really brought attention to the fact that these high stressed workers are some of the biggest sluts who maintain professional jobs….and sure, they don’t wear the cute vintage nurse outfits you’d buy at the sex shop and dress your wife up as to live out your nurse fetish you’ve had since you were a kid getting your tonsils out and one of those nurses bent over just right….instead they are in scrubs that make them look more like janitors…but the idea is still the same and that is that nurses can be sluts too, even on the job, with no fear of being fired….and that’s the kind of career advice you need on a Monday…

You’d think these people would be busy and hard at work, but apparently no one works anymore, even the bitch working the counter at Dunkins is hoping you don’t talk to her and distract her from her internet-ing….rolling your eyes when you order something she actually has to make herself…it’s a general cultural vibe….and so is getting naked on the internet. YAY.

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2024

27

Sep

Big Rihanna in Piss Colored Lingerie of the Day

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What in the AI filters is this?

Well Rihanna created a direct to consumer underwear brand that gave all the girls something to buy, because at the time Victoria’s Secret was only using hot chicks and that made them mad.

As part of the direct to consumer brainwashing they needed Rihanna to commit to doing the lingerie shoots and to promoting the brand to her retard fans, otherwise what would be the point of a Rihanna run brand.

In pushing the diverse and inclusive shit, Rihanna gave herself some buffer zone in allowing her to get mangled, fat and old….because it’s inclusive and empowering…so that strategy made sense….especially since it made her a billionaire….not bad for a girl human trafficked to America by her handlers…who have made a lot more billions than she has…

Her tits look big and we like big tits and her overall size doesn’t look as much like a diabetic islander addicted to sugar her ancestors once farmed…because that’s how photoshop works motherfuckers.

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2024

27

Sep

Friday On/Off Flashers of the Day

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Clothing can be one of the most deceptive things in our lives…

It either covers up a great body or enhances a shit body into making us thing it is a great body, until being taken off and showing us all the hard work it’s been doing to keep that slop hole of a ditch pig woman contained….

Whether it does good or bad, it’s in the fucking way of naked…

So these On/Off Flashers must be celebrated for saying “this is what I look like in public and this is what I actually look like without all that bullshit man-made shackles used to oppress me by getting in the way of showcasing what GOD has given me….

Sometimes we encourage women to wear clothing, but only after seeing them nude…

Here’s those On/Offs…

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2024

27

Sep

Brooks Nader Does Dancing With the Stars Publicity Stunts of the Day

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Brooks Nader is some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model, not that that really means all that much, that magazine will use any pig in a bikini to get some social media clout to keep their advertisers happy and to keep the over produced photoshoots going until the end of fucking time….

Luckily, whores are drawn to things that legitimize their whoring, so they line up in hopes of getting picked as one of their models, because it makes their bikini erotica seemingly less shameless and more part of their personal brand.

Brooks Nader was one of their cover girls, she’s out of Louisiana before marrying an executive at Sports Illustrated, because if you’re going to whore, climb the whore food chain and use the nerd decision maker to properly position you because you’re part of the family. Otherwise, the whoring can go unseen….

She’s broke up with her Sports Illustrated dude, clearly she milked him for all she could, got all she wanted out of him, before realizing she needed to level up to the next level and it wasn’t with an advertising guy….

She’s since booked Dancing with the Stars, where she mouth kisses her dance partner, because she’s a whore.

She also shows up on set for the paparazzi with 80 percent of her tit out, knowing that this is her shot to go officially mainstream….it’s NETWORK television and a big show…make it count….

WHORES don’t get to WHORE at this level, so don’t take it for granted WHORE.

I know whores and they’ve always proven themselves to be whores….

The being said, NADER’s has a terrifying muppet face that’s coming to eat your soul, and besides the tits, her body is freakish….which you’d expect from a Sports Illustrated celebrated model, since they like monsters.

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2024

27

Sep

Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day

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Bella Thorne is one of those child stars who has been systematically abused by being one of those child stars. Or would it be systemic. I don’t speak retard victim whiner of the internet, which is not actually real life, but that will bring us some of the loudest and most annoying voices in real life, because their internet influence confuses normal people into feeling sorry for victims, mentally distressed, medicated, abused…until meeting them and realizing they are just a bunch of fucking whiner freaks crying for attention….

Anyway, being a child star and the earner for her family, meant that she had to do what she was told to satisfy her mom and keep working, so that they can support the family and live the florida trash dream.

That shit may have fucked her up, but at 18 she decided to become a trashy influencer, by hanging out with trashy influencers, doing the trashy influencer on OnlyFans cash grab before deciding she was better than trashy influencers because she came from the industry…

I don’t know where she stands now, but her OnlyFans is no longer active, but her tits is still visible at an event in Paris…so it’s somewhere broken in a good way, since she’s showing off the big tits.

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Here’s a throwback to some OF content.

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2024

27

Sep

Flashback Friday – Heather Locklear in a Blue Swimsuit of the Day

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Heather Locklear was once hot. It was before she was destroyed from the Rock and Roll life that would probably rob us all of our life-force and soul, because out of all the rock and roll bands she decided to end up with, the groupie chose Bon Jovi.

She bred with Richie Sambora, they have a hot enough daughter together, but through the process she must have been on heavy drugs, I mean who wouldn’t….

Well, an old video of her in a swimsuit is circulating and it’s a nice reminder that life is fleeting, it happens fast, at one time you’re great and in a blink of an eye, you’re shit, so don’t waste it or at least archive the good times for masturbation purposes at a later date when those good times are over.

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2024

27

Sep

Pixie Lott Pushing Up The Tits of the Day

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Pixie Lott is a UK Singer who apparently got famous back when she was a lot younger. She’s old as shit now, pushing 35, which is retirement age for most tits, or at least it was back in the better days when a 30 year old popstar knew that it was time to find a rich husband and coast.

Instead, she’s doing the J.Lo and I don’t mean hiding from all the coverage that will come out from the DIDDY TAPES….which is the reason Ben Affleck divorced her.

I mean she’s doing the J.Lo in the sense of basically being 100 years old, but still heading out to be seen by the world….and if you can see past that terrifying British Mouth that looks like it could bite your dick off if you were lucky, you’ll see her tits in a push up corset top, which is clearly a better take on the aging process…distract us with tits. It works.

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2024

26

Sep

Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

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It’s pretty funny that Kendall Jenner, a shitty Kardashian, has been packaged as top model. I guess she’s tall and has social media influence, which is all they really need from a girl. Push those products Kardashian and make us all rich.

The good news is that she’s tall, the bad news is that she may be a science experiment that her dad createed to test his tranny surgeries.

So either she’s the test tranny pussy operation, or an actual Jenner pussy used as a model for when they sculpted his cock…

The other good news is that she shows off her tits as often as she can, almost shamelessly.

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2024

26

Sep

Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day

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I remember when I first saw a Gregg Araki movie, I didn’t realize he was a homo, but it was Doom Generation and it introduced us to Rose McGowan’s tits, which for those who don’t remember the mid-90s, they were a big deal….

Then he followed up with Nowhere, which I haven’t seen since it came out, because it was the video store era of rending obscure movies based on the nudity, and knowing that the dude had previously brought us a wild and crazy 90s road trip movie with tits, it was an obvious rent.

I didn’t remember that Heather Graham was in it, I don’t even remember the movie, but feel like there is an alien sex scene that happened….

There was also a Heather Graham sex scene that people are revisiting because they think with the zoom they can see penetration.

I’ve always wanted to make movies with real sex that aren’t gutter porn, because these actors are paid enough to actually fuck, especially since they are real whores to begin with. So faking a fuck seems cheesy.

Which is why, I’m thinking Heather Graham delivered, she had big dreams back then…and big tits…that worked out nicely for her..

So is Heather Graham fucking or not?

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2024

26

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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As a society we are obsessed with tits, whether they are big or small, misshapen or perfect, real or fake, big nippled or small nippled, we’re fucking down to stare at them.

Sure, the big tits are easier for our retard drooling tit obsessed brains to understand, but we like them all.

I figure it’s due to our baby brain trained to suck on tits, maybe it’s one of those fertility signals where big tits mean or represent a woman ready to drop babies for you, just the internet version where you cum on your QWERTY instead of up inside them…..

Maybe it’s momma issues, maybe it’s the media marketing tits to us, to hypnotize us to buy their bullshit….

Maybe it’s just too hard to understand and shouldn’t be analyzed, unless analyzing means what you want it to mean, while grabbing at those big tits…

Maybe tits are meant to be stared at, whether in shirts, or doing stunts and performances like these DROPS….