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2019

Apr

Sarah Hyland Pussy Dance of the Day

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Sarah Double Kidney Transplant Hyland still got the moves motherfuckers…not that she ever had the moves…or if she did have the moves pre-kidney transplant, I wouldn’t be aware of it, cuz I have always been terrified of her….

Sure her swinging her pussy side to side, doing the “pussy dance” which is a social media event that happens when girls get in bikinis and need content for their social media…a slow hip shake gyrating from the pussy…like she’s Elvis….and it’s always encouraged.

Sarah Hyland as an actress has always been creepy, underdeveloped, she looked 12 when she was 20, securing a weird fanbase, but a fanbase nonetheless….being on mainstream network television obviously helped her reach all those creepy fans, and cultivate more creepy fans who into underdeveloped adult women…for whatever reason…

A survivor….living her best life…as many people who face death head-on do….and in doing that she’s become dramatically more into her social media audience, being a half naked sexual being, and doing things like pussy dances…which may or may not make you people happy.

I am here to help make you people happy even though you’ve never done anything for me.

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2019

Apr

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Booty of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence is just out of fucking control…

She is basically framing and showcasing her cellulite from her fat ass in efforts to try to get as much attention as she can…

Doing the tactics the skinny girls are doing, as a fat girl, which apparently translates as being empowered….or inspiring to fat chicks…while giving chubby chasing perverts an ass to jack off to…while making the rest of us sick…reminding us how out of hand social media and fake news has gone…proving that people just believe everything they see and read and are blinded by half naked chicks, fat or not, confusing them with being confident and strong…when really they are just Lena Dunham level of pervert narcissist who wants to be stared at despite being fat….its’ delusions really.

NOT TO MENTION it gives a terrible impression or reference point for young fat girls, who could at their – easy to influence – age learn about diet and exercise….and get fit…instead she perpetuates “stay fat and die before your parents”…

I also know this bitch is just angling…it worked, she’s stuck to it and now gets all the attention she always wanted….I don’t think she grew up fat or really knows the fat girl plight. It’s all a lie, a viral video…garbage…kitchen garbage…that makes me want to eat some carbs.

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2019

Apr

Clarice Cormier Topless of the Day

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Clarice Cormier, imagine being named after The Silence of the Lambs….SPOOKY….it’s like that name is so iconic, it barely exists under any other context. I don’t know anyone named Clarice, and in my entire existence I’ve never known a Clarice, and she looks young enough that she was named after the lesbian Jodie Foster….which makes you think that her parents were some kind of white trash weirdos which would explain her nude modeling, or maybe she just designed it as her stage name to seem like she’s more interesting than she actually is…you know giving her names after movies she likes…so mainstream gothic….like her hair.

There are just so many weirdos out there getting half naked on the internet – it’s hard to find them interesting even if they try so hard to come across as interesting…with silly outfits whilst living that LA scenester life….it’s all so commercialized…the real “weirdo” or “obscure” or “artist”…wouldn’t be on instagram…being on instagram is against all things punk, edgy, interesting, progressive or cool….just being on that shit makes you lame as fuck and a try hard loser…so keep on trying hard loser…

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2019

Apr

Anastasiya Scheglova Lingerie of the Day

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Anastasiya Scheglova….is pretty slutty…but I guess that is what happens when you are a Russian trying to make it on the social media platforms….you know to follow the Irina Shayk lead to get out of her communist rationed bread community and break into the mainstream with rich perverted celebrities to have babies with….a different kind of sex work than the Russian women are used to..

Even though Russian has a bunch of fucking billionaires of their own…there is still that concept of America money is better money because generations grew up dreaming about Michael Jackson, VHS Hollywood movies smuggled in, and Levis jeans….

I don’t know what this underwear she is promoting is, but it’s fucking brilliant. You can see her pubic bone…the muff without the muff…and I find that fun, because I don’t have any hobbies or really know what fun is.

Best outfit ever – if only the girls int he grocery store were so stylish and bold…

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2019

Apr

Serena Williams Panty Flash of the Day

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Big broad Serena Williams who was doing that She’s the Man, tranny excelling in Female Sports things before it was trendy, even if the world considers her a woman, and she has a baby that she likely staged with a baby bump prosthetic like she was on a movie set with one of her film producer boyfriends she used to fuck, like she was some kind of white boy fetish, before ending up with the founder of reddit, who I guess could help this site get visitors if I was nicer about his big burly wife and baby momma…the master of tennis…Serena Williams…

But I can’t help feeling like she is the last set of panties I want to see flashed…even if I like all panty flashes…cuz I don’t really feel into seeing her balls.

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2019

Apr

Tessa Brooks Bikini of the Day

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Tessa Brooks is apparently a singer…you can think about that when you stare at her in her slutty content that she has to produce cuz every girl out there is a whore…and if you want to keep up you gotta play that game…so this singer…you’ve never heard of…is trying to get you to hear of hear of her without actually making you listen to her…cuz success comes in how half naked you are….not in how good your music is, because no one has taste or opinion anymore and will listen to whatever you tell them to listen…but tits…tits are what we care about and I am not just saying that because I am a pervert…I am saying that because we are all fucking perverts. Porn is still the number one thing people search on google. There’s a reason for that. Perverts.

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2019

Apr

Couple Has Sex Outside the Train Station and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Tranny Pants

Tranny Peeing

Cute Kitty of the Day

Boxer Brawling

Tranny VS Drunk Man

Great Parents…

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2019

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Women are so entitled. I blame their periods…they are told at a young age that they can blame everything on their periods….for a week before their period and a week after their period…thy can take time off work, hand in homework late, get off school, take daytime naps, not do the dishes or cook dinner for the family….so there’s only a 2 week grace period every month where that they are just cunts because they are gunts…and the rest of the time they have the get out of jail card called “My time of the month”….

They can get out of work, can have crazy episodes on all fronts of their life, can trash hotel rooms or cars, and it all comes back to….”I had PMS”…and everyone collective…

Blame it on the Period, like Taxes is just something we generally accept as a people…and I don’t understand it.

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Game of Thrones Premiere
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Meghan McCain Crushes her The View Co-Hosts
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Baby Nigerian Goat…
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Car Smashed Going Under the Bridge
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Lizards Posing….Weird
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Huge Titty Bounce
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Roadside Rumble
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Youtube Family Pisses Off the Internet with Prank…
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Britney Spears in Rehab
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Canadian Road Rage!
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In Case You Care – The Situation Loves Prison…
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Ben Stiller Gives Up a Seat on the Subway and Woman Goes Nuts
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Alyssa Milano in Georgia Defending Abortions and Making Threats on Behalf of All of Hollywood, Even Though Hollywood has Forgotten who she Is…
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2019

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am so glad that skinny girls exist. I was just at the grocery store and saw some poor bastard buying bananas with a monster of a woman who told him something about how they have ripe ones in the fridge at home…that she wants to make a Banana bread with…and dude was excited about it…like “Yay-ing” that shit….and I was like “maybe it’s a fetish….maybe it’s his only option…but shit…lock that bitch in the basement with some kale and an exercise bike for a month and hope she doesn’t eat her way out”….you’ll both be happy when she’s 90 pounds lighter…

Which reminds of when a woman once asked me “We have anal sex, does that make you gay?”….and I had to say that the anal sex didn’t make me gay, but her clit that looked like a dick and gaping VULVA with thick saggy labia looked like an empty sack of testicles…so YOU NEVER KNOW…maybe it made me gay…or maybe it just made me desperate to put my dick in something…I don’t like categorizing the disgusting things I do with my penis or have done with my penis as a sexuality thing cuz there’s a grey area of “if this is hetero” that comes with the uglier the bitch is…I like to think I’ve been overly hetero to even bother fucking them…you know so much sex hormones cuz I am virile that I’ll fuck even the least appealing of women…

WHO CARES..I know.

I should probably hire someone to write this site so that I cam give you something worth reading…

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Miley Cyrus Rubs her Crotch on Joshua Trees. People Get Mad
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Hug Tits Doing Crossfit Weight Lifting…
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TV Viewers Found Cancer on a TV HOst
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Heather Graham – Busty in a Black Dress…
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Fat Kid Super Mad at Gender Reaveal….
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Sara Jean Underwood Topless and Smoking Weed in her Cabin
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Meteor Explodes Over Cuba….
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Alyssa Milano is a Fucking Retard Talking About her Uterus…
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Isla Fisher – Thighs
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Charlotte Tyler – Nip Slip
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A couple of Naked Celebs…LOL
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Lori Loughlin – Still Famous
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Pug Gers a Massage….It is Amazing.
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Hail Storm….
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Dog Loves Watching Animal Planet….
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Iceland Glacial Wave….
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Under Cooked Pork killed a Kid….
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NEW JOKER – As If You Haven’t Seen It…
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Car Smashed When Going Under Bridge….
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Trying to Get this Gold Ingot
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Angelina Jolie to Do Politics
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Video from Rio Carnivale…..
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People who have Experienced MAGAphobia
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Megan Markle Broke the Instagram Follow Record
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Teamwork When Windshield Wipers Break…
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Ford GT Supercar…..
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Ted Bundy – The Movie….
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ALicia Arden – Nipples Out
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Amanda Seyfried at a Dog Charity…
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New Young Celeb – Sydney Sweeney Winning at Life in a Dress
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Ambrosio – Ass in Leggings
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Bella Thorne is Fucking Nasty with her Tits Out
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Emma Dumont – Weird Goth Weirdo
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Rachel Brosnahan Not Showing Off her Big Tits – what is the point of big tits…
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Alexandra Shipp Showing off her Big Tits..
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Selena Gomez’s Kidney Doner….
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Jessica Chastain – Legs
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Katie Aselton – Old in a Black Dress
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Emmy Rossum Fucking Sucks – at an Event
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Lucy Hale – Fitness Gear Midget
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Dakota Fanning at an Event
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Elle Fanning – Little Cleavage
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Farrah Abraham’s Awesome Insanity in the Flower Fields..
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Drugged Out Bitch Flashes her Nasty Tits for a Smoke – AMAZING
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They call this “Artsy Amateurs”
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Huge Tits Exploding Out of Slutty Dress
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This Amatuer is Awesome
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Girl on Hardcore Party Drugs
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Titty Flash….Whilst Doing Pull Ups…
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Cam Girl Pizza Deliver Dude Rejection
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Slow Motion Video of a Girl’s Ass Spreading Pheromones
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Nordica – Hot Blonde – Big Pussy Lips
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Brttany Elizabeth has Huge Fuckign Tits
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Things are Out of Hand at the Club
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Big Tits in Demin Shorts
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Hilarious VINTAGE Porno
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Nude Kathy Has Some Big TITS
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Naked Carmen Nikole
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Bowling for Pussy
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Spread Butthole…
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How to Get Pink Eye
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Milf with a Butt Plug In
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SEXY LIZZIE IS BODY PANTIED AND SPREAD…
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Naked babe Posing On a Motorbike
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2019

Apr

Britney Spears Back in The Looney Bin of the DAy

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Britney Spears has checked herself into a Mental Health Clinic like old times…which is safe to say that her handlers have checked her into a Mental Healthy Clinic…because they are the ones who control her…

The story is that she can’t handle that her father, the Dungeon Dad Captor from the Bayou….is undergoing health issues from all that good living thanks to basically SODOMIZING his daughter from every position in a non sexual but just as traumatic way….

I am sure…the truth is that he can’t be around to babysit her due to his surgeries so get her somewhere she can’t throw the empire away…

It’s not quite the fun that was her shaving her head…but if her dad dies in Surgery….we can all expect her to go full on BAT shit…and that is what I’m banking on to feel real joy in my life….It’s been a boring decade without a lunatic Britney, she carried the whole era…a lunatic Lohan is just boring and played out…bring Britney nutbar back….

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