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2019

25

Jan

Padma Lakshmi Instathot of the Day

You’d think Padma Lakshmi would be too old and rich enough to not be an instathot, but this shit taps into these narcissists in some really deep rooted way, where they ultimately want to be seen and celebrated for being hot, especially when they have all they need.

Padma has been working her way up the food chain her entire life. I’ve told you the story about Forstmann, the billionaire she was with, who she told she was pregnant with, despite being pregnant with another billionaire, all for her kid to get his inheritance…and the inheritance of the actual baby daddy, who was the brother of DELL….

Point being these tits are calculating….and brown…and fun to look at…despite being old…

So thank the woman genetic code for craving attention and using their tits for that attention….without that…we’d have nothing…or we’d all be queers…like you.

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2019

25

Jan

Nina Agdal Skinny of the Day

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How about a topless Nina Agdal grabbing her tits in the tailend of her career as a bikini model, because even at the top of her game was still pretty unexciting….she was a downs syndrome looking bitch with a hot body in pictures…a large body in person…and a terrible cunty attitude because she really believed her own hype like all these dumb bitches do…

The good news for her is that rich guys are idiots, especially the children of rich kids, so she’ll live the good life thanks the Christie Brinkley not teaching her son with a rich guy to have better standards for himself…that his dad did the model route with her and it worked out great for her- look at all the houses they own…so why not give some broke unemployed bitch who calls herself a model the same level of security…make some downs babies with her….because sex work comes in all forms…

What I am saying is bitch is a Charity case, Leo’s sloppy seconds…and offers nothing but this attitude that she’s famous and important…when really she’s forgotten already..

Poor rich guy fucking her doesn’t know better, being managed or manipulated by this professional sex worker…

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2019

25

Jan

Sara Underwood in a Thong of the Day

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Sara Underwood is still a thing. She’s hugely famous or followed on social media, probably because she poses like this, which is funny enough not any crazier than any of these whores are posing, only for some reason Sara Underwood doesn’t get all the brand deals these other idiots do.

Sure, she did Playboy for years, starting at 18, before going mainstream on G4TV replacing Olivia Munn, hosting gaming bullshit, despite being a Playboy girl…which you’d think would be her stamp of mainstream approval….

She’s still got the fans, produces some of the best content on social media, using her hot Pacific Northwest body….and she deserves all the same campaigns the other whores are getting…

Give Sarah Underwood a break!

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2019

25

Jan

Rachel McCord Nipples in a Sheer Top of the Day

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Rachel McCord Nipples in a Sheer Top are about what you’d expect them to be.

She’s not even the McCord sister who was on TV, but got to go to all the events with the one who was on TV, and by association has been able to be relevant enough for the paparazzi to partner up with her for some shitty pics of her, generating some hype or attention like she’s a Phoebe Price…even though no one actually cares about her or what she’s up to…or even her nipples…it’s just content…produce as much of it as you can….

I encourage all nipples out. If they matter or not on the grand scheme of celebrity or not…I like em…..which makes sense since the nipples I’ve had my dick inside have all been disgusting nobodies and I still liked them enough to have my dick in them….so celebrity with nipples is just perk…NOT to say Rachel McCord is a celeb…because she’s not.

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2019

25

Jan

Naomi Campbell Nipples of the Day

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Naomi Campbell lives….and so do her Supermodel Tits….all these years later and still in existence…which is magical to model nipple lovers everywhere….The black goddess with the cunty attitude…always getting in high glamour, luxurious issues.

She is still out there doing that model thing….tits out.

That is all I gotta say about that.

Insightful…right.

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2019

25

Jan

Charlotte Lawrence Big TIts of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is apparently a singer and model.

But more importantly, she’s a celebrity rich kid. Her dad created a bunch of TV Shows, like Spin City, Cougar Town, and something called SCRUBS….

Her mom….Kate from the Drew Carey show, who has likely gone onto other things, but who will be remembered as the mother who raised her daughter in LA amongst some of the shittiest humans around. Rich, gross, coddled, spoiled, entitled, disgusting…who all figured out social media, through shamelessness can get you noticed…and can help launch that career you don’t need because your parents are rich, but that you want because you are human and want validation….

I am all for more and more celeb rich kids bringing out the tits to get noticed. They have better DNA than most hick trash hot chicks also on social media with more desperation and willingness to fuck….often times hotter…but there story of struggle is gross…and a turn off…I like a girl who just gets it handed to her.

Here she is topless ..

I assume we will be seeing more of this one…

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2019

25

Jan

Cher’s 900 Year Old Tits and Panties

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I saw this is Cher’s 900 year old tits and panties…but I zoomed in on this outfit…and I think I see her pussy….

Cher, who hasn’t been hot since the 70s, but made a comeback in the 90s wearing lingerie that I know I’ve jerked off to at least once because it was the jerking off to the music video era of no porn…I am not proud of that personal fact…or that I am sharing it with you idiots…but I know if you’re my age, you’ve done the same, and if you’re younger than me … you’ve jerked off to worse…but even that was 25 years ago…now 25 years older doing the same one trick pony shit…..and it’s strangely hot…terrifying…and makes me wonder what happened to the concept of traditional old ladies who bake cookies and are sweet, smell like caramels, work the church bazaar….and play bridge every thursday at the community center…

What do seniors look like this now? It’s almost like part of humanity has been robbed of us thanks to madern science and plastic surgery.

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2019

25

Jan

Christina Hendricks Massive Tits of the Day

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Christina Hendricks may be fat, but the good kind of fat that comes with basketball sized tits..you know probably don’t look that great when they are let out of the cage and harnesses holding them up…her nipples likely huge and stretched out and weird….but we don’t have to deal with any of that…when we just see an abnormal amount of cleavage….I mean these are pretty ridiculous…

I am not fan of big girls who look weirdly shaped thanks to the whole huge fucking tits….and I am not even a big fan of big sloppy tits…I mean I am as much a fan as any dude…we are programmed to like them…but when a bitch goes out dress liked this for some Hollywood event…it adds some level of happiness to my otherwise pathetic existence..if it it also adds to that level of pathetic existence…

Here are those pics…

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2019

25

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Braless of the Day

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It’s a good thing that Hailey Baldwin married her twin Justin Bieber…because she really had nothing else going for her.

It was a life of being a third or fourth tier Kardashian, who would get jobs based on that association alone.

Media buyers and talent bookers for social media are all 20 year olds who don’t know anything about actual relevance or conversions. They just know what they see on the social media…which is unfortunately shit like Hailey Baldwin …

But now, she’s got half of the Bieber empire, no Pre-Nup…she still has her rich kid name, she can be the housewife with hired staff she always wanted to be and doesn’t need to rely on her dad Stephen for her allowance anymore…she’s made it…thanks to the help of her lord and savior Jesus Christ..because like Bieber and I guess Chris Pratt.. she’s a weird Christian…and this is how they live that holy rich as fuck, narcisstic lifee.

I do not find her hot…because she looks like Bieber…but she’s got tits…which he doesn’t have..making her the Bieber all you closet cases want to fuck without admitting you’re Pedos who run Hollywood and big business that the Alt Right are going after on Twitter.

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2019

25

Jan

Kara Del Toro Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is the new, possibly old, Guess? Girl…which is exciting because it means that Paul Marciano, despite Kate Upton’s claim of rape, and his weird perversion for Gigi Hadid that helped her get started in this career, has not shut down his business and dude is still cashing in,

She’s also in some bikini catalog pics…which I fucking hate…but like other Paul Marciano Guess? girls…she seems to have tits, which is really all we’d expect out of girl in bikini catalog pics…the flat chested models don’t show off the capabilities the bikini can do…and really seeing a hot chick with a hot body…who may not be the hottest but who is thankfully not a fat chick…is a relief. It means that not everyone is pandering to the fat chicks and that always feels nice to see.

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