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2019

11

Jan

Aimee Lou Wood Gets Fucked for TV of the Day

There is a new Gillian Anderson show on Netflix from the UK called Sex Education….which I’ve unfortunately been watching all day thanks to having no job…and it included some tits, like these tits on one of the Characters played by Aimee Lou Wood….I’m halfway through the season and there’s another set of tits on some ugly girl…with great tits….so I guess you perverts now have something to do this weekend…thanks to the premise…high school student with sex therapist mom gives sex therapy advice to high school students played by 18 year olds so you can jerk off to them like the fetish they are trying to cater to…highschool sex in an era of high schoolers giving rim jobs at recess…..and it comes with tits and sexual dialog and a black gay dude who wears makeup and women’s clothing…..sex positive people….

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Posted in:Aimee Lou Wood

2019

11

Jan

Delilah Hamlin Wet Bikini of the Day

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Look everyone – Lisa Rina’s daughter is a half naked, get in a bikini, because bikini pics get the most engagement, kind of whore you’d expect her to be, despite being rich and having access to do and study pretty much anything, but why bother, when you can be a vapid little half naked whore instead….there’s more upside to having fans and dudes jerking off to you…didn’t you know….

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Posted in:Delilah Hamlin|SFW

2019

11

Jan

Taylor Hill Pussy Print of the Day

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Taylor Hill has the best Cameltoe of the week. I mean I can pretty much see her uterus, which is what I generally like about bikini bottoms that are one size too small that with the right amount of movement, or wetness,, allows us all to see her fucking soul…

I mean this Cameltoe pussy definition is so pronounced, I feel like it has a mind of it’s own, like it’s trying to escape her body and shout “I’m here too”…because as of now, whenever I hear the name Taylor Hill, in all her Victoria’s Secret marketing glory, I will remember this day…the day we met her pussy filled with bikini like it was Ashley Graham at the buffet.

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Hill

2019

11

Jan

Camila Morrone Bikini of the Day

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Camila Morrone is the year long fake girlfriend of homosexual Leon, I prefer LEON to LEO, it just makes more sense to me….

I assume that LEON and his girlfriend’s mom were friends, and this was a tactic to help his friend out by elevating her daughter’s career by being the publicity tool used to build her up….unless they are truly in love…in which case they should probably spend more time together…rather than the publicity stunt pic to hide his homosexuality…but teaching her how to act…because I watched her in a Bruce Willis movie recently and she’s real fucking shit…and she was in a Coma the whole time…the way you’d want to see a vapid busty bratty cunt…you know so that you can knock her up like that dude at the long care facility did to that vegetable who gave birth a few weeks ago…sick fucks…she may not work but the pussy still does I guess…

Anyway…Camila Morrone has good tits.

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Posted in:Camila Morrone|SFW

2019

11

Jan

Tao Wickrath Instathot of the Day

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Tao Wickrath is an instagram thot with 22k followers posting her nudes on the gram because that’s how you get noticed…

Apparently, she’s from France, I don’t know if that’s true, I spent 13 seconds googling her which was definitely far too much time, she’s not worth the effort….another fat Kardashian looking whore….like we’re not tired of this body shape….and all girls are out in the gym trying look similar to this dumpy shit.

I don’t get it…but she exists and people barely care…but that doesn’t mean she’s not stepping up her whore effort…you know to be the next other one from the UK that looks like a Kardashian and gets higher hourly rates for their whoring in the middle east where she works.

This is the shit she posts on Instagram

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Posted in:SFW|Tao Wickrath

2019

11

Jan

Madison Beer In Bed with a Dog of the Day

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The people like Madison Beer. I assume it is just the creeps who found her on Youtube when she was underage and being sold off to the highest bidder by her mother, the highest bidder ended up being Justin Bieber, who I guess has helped him cultivate her celebrity after she jacked up her face quite a lot, and decided a better look for her was muppet….

When she’s not on her phone putting up shameless content self promoting her low level talented self….she’s out there with the paparazzi as slutty as she can be without being called a slut by the judgemental people out there, even though she’s a woman and in being a woman she can dress how she wants, and it’s not up to us to sexualize her or the fact that she’s wearing a fucking kleenex over her hot young tit….as a shirt….crazy times.

Pokies…

More…

Here she is in a different bra

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2019

11

Jan

Claire Guena Seems to be an Actual Model and These Her Tits of the Day

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Claire Guena has 17,000 followers and is signed to a few agencies that sound familiar, which may not be saying much, because it seems that the agencies are all signing instagram girls, to cultivate them and create celebrity out of them, in hopes of them going viral, and there really are no size or shape requirements….so sign everyone…

But that doesn’t mean it’s not an accomplishment for Claire Guena to be signed…but pulling her tits out for her art, her photoshoot, her marketing campaign to get famous, in a world where fame doesn’t matter….and everyone is famous….there are still people who get paid more than other people for getting slutty in front of the camera…and that’s good enough for me to buy into their nonsense and appreciate that they are at a level where they only fuck rich dudes…

Posted in:Claire Guena

2019

11

Jan

Carolina Garzon Naked for Attention of the Day

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Carolina Garzon is Spanish. She is signed to a few local agencies that she proudly lists in her IG Bio. She’s got 15,000 followers on IG. She clearly is getting naked for photoshoots she pretends is art while hoping she goes viral – at least on Instagram – where her followers will grow to substantial levels and that she can forever be unemployed….living the good life as brands throw money at her until someone creates something to replace instagram – which will happen eventually…

It’s a weird hustle, but everyone is doing it, no one wants to work, everyone is an ego who wants their own personal brand, so they spend time reading up on and trying to grow that audience, be more relevant and paid to do the posts….and by the rich guys who fuck you cuz they think you are hotter than you are cuz you have the followers….

Weird.

Posted in:Carolina Garzon

2019

11

Jan

Groom Motor Boating Bride and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Goes for Boob Grab

AK 47 Breaks…

Important Construction Job…

Angry Elephant

Woman Defends Herself with Ink Cartridge

Surprise Explosion

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

11

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sex is great and all, but sex is too much work….all that cardio, focus required to stay hard during these times of porn desensitization, where kids grow up on porn and girls are eating ass by the age of 14, leaving them no where to go sexually, no 40 year old revelation where eating ass is a thing they build up to in the marriage or relationships….

I figure sex will be eliminated from human behavior with evolution soon…all the primate half retards will get it out of they system…and besides the perverts into fucking on camera…society as a whole will stop the sex….at least I hope…because I assume that means humanity will end…but then there’s the whole surrogate thing…breed in a lab…not in a pussy, at a one night stand, cuz condoms are a myth…even though you can knowingly have unprotected sex while having HIV and not be criminally accountable…for not disclosing it….

Everything is crazy.. here are some morning links…

March of the Juggalos
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Gyneth Paltrow Brought Chris Martin on her Honeymoon – Weird…
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Roadh Sign Falls on Car…Crazy
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Tim Tebow Engaged to Miss Universe
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DOGS vs Humans
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Tree ART
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Jeff Bazos has a Big Dick…who cares
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Chris Pratt Fat
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RIP James Gandolfini
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Hot Naked Body of the Day
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Insane Wedding Tits
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