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2023

15

Nov

Iggy Azalea in her Underwear for Money of the Day

When I was reading up on the death of Jezebel the other day, that’s a feminist site that Gawker media owned and that used to feature me on a semi-regular basis for being a Misogynist. At one point in time I would waste my time trolling one of their ugly feminist founders, or chatting with their gross “slutty” writers….while there was one writer who I remember being cool….we’re still FB friends you know….and I don’t write her asking if she’s in the Kitchen where she belongs, but funny enough, she became a chef and is in the Kitchen where she belongs…

Anyway, the comments on reddit about the death of Jezebel said that the feminist site hated Iggy Azalea, they thought she was trash, appropriating black accents, while enhancing her body to meet the fantasies or men, fetishizing herself as part of her lame ass celebrity circus act….

I thought it was nice to see that someone who is a misogynist by their standards and a feminist by their standards or brand can align on the same issues and say “sex work may be real work, but when you’re rich and being exploitative about it, since actual girls need that sex work money”….it’s pretty trash…and when it’s presented as feminism, when clearly it’s a cash grab for money, commerce, not empowerment…and people buy into it instead of saying “Whatever, whore”….it’s problematic for BOTH parties…

Meaning, Iggy whoring is hated by all, there is comfort in that, coming together with a singular hate, we’re not so different after all! Inspiring, like her shitty plastic surgery should be to other women out there thinking about getting plastic surgery, realizing that it doesn’t look good.

This seduces or appeals to me 0 percent and I’m a pervert, so she’s doing something wrong.

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2023

15

Nov

Hailey Bieber in her Underwear of the Day

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The other day I came across some Hailey Beiber headline and they used some paparazzi pic of her and the face was so hard and mangled from the rich girl work she’s had done to it, that she looked like a tranny.

I’ve always though she looked a little too Bieber for her own good, since she’s married to the guy, like when a dog and their owner look too much a like, but the overall vibe was that she wasn’t so much a masculine women, but rather and feminine man, there’s a fucking difference in those two distinct things…

Now, she’s doing some panty posing, because brands are idiots and assume that people give a fuck or get influenced by what Bieber’s latch-key, groupie wife does or says or promotes….and it makes me think this is Victoria’s Secret now that they are trying to use hot chicks again.

That’s not to say that Bieber is a hot chick, it’s just to say that she’s not 300 pounds, retarded or terrifying with birth defects for inclusivity to make the trolls of the. internet feel ok being trolls…

Clearly they are positioning her, not fat, with her tits out, not naked as if she’s a legit lingerie model / influencer…to drive sales, or because they are boomers and don’t understand that a Hailey Beiber campaign isn’t going to save a dying underwear brand….since no one actually gives a fuck about her or her hard fucking face, not even her man Justin who just keeps her around due to the lack of a pre-nup and because groupies will do anything for the people they groupe…

Half naked or not, I don’t think Hailey Bieber’s hot…..

She also had tight white shorts on, a welcomed disctraction from that rich housewife face:

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2023

15

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No fat chicks allowed….

In a world full of fat chicks, I don’t think the no fat chicks allowed mantra that we all grew up with really stuck.

I don’t know which one of you out there faltered on the plan, and decided that fat chicks are allowed, because the fat chicks were willing to have sex with you….but you have single-handedly ruined the fucking system.

There was a time when the fat chick had no self esteem and was a solid friend or blow job when needed, but always in a way that made her feel like shit about herself, to lead to more eating, more fatness….but then you fuckers said “big is beautiful” in your weird and desperate perversion…adding equity to the fat chick brand and giving them egos….throwing off the whole polarity of the planet with their fatness….all because taking growing their tits out while growing their guts out through emotional eating became hot to losers who will fuck anything….

You’re a real asshole for ruining fat chicks for the rest of us, now that they see themselves as actual people and not the beasts who present themselves as actual people that they actually are….but have no idea that they are.

It’s all YOUR fault.

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2023

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Grocery store update….

There wasn’t a single hot chick in the whole fucking place, no tight pants, no cameltoes, no hard nipples, just straight up old people returning cans…and low testosterone soyjacks in masks buying vegan meat…and a few dozen immigrants excited to be in Canada buying junk food likely foreign to their land, so that their kids will grow-up to be soyjacks too….

There was however a line-up for the self check out, which is always a reminder that we are surrounded by fucking psychopaths who line up like self check out is a fucking amusement park ride, not realizing it’s actually a trick that makes them do the work of a cashier, while not being trained in the field or receiving any benefits you’d get if you were an actual cashier….

Where’s your employee discount faggot?

Are you going to the Christmas Party this year faggot?

The point is, if you use use the self check out for your vegan food that you drive home in your electric car…you’re the worst kind of faggot…

Yeah, it woulda been better if there was some cameltoe.

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2023

14

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Holy shit, I can be posting tight pants on the internet, like I am doing right here…

Or I could be at the grocery store in this prime time after work window and seeing tight pants on the girls with jackets short enough to show off their tight pants….all bending over and squating to pick up products along the way….full ass…full pussy,…pretty much fully exposed next to the bananas…it’s hard for one man to handle….

So, I’m going to go do that…..

See ya later losers..

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2023

14

Nov

Taylor Momsen Throwback Bikini Pic of the Day

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Taylor Momsen posted some lesbian tribute post to her friend who inspires her, I didn’t click through to the friend and I didn’t look at the date it was posted, but I figured I’d post it here anyway, since it’s a Taylor Momsen in a bikini, sucking her gut in, even though she’s a skinny girl, because there’s still some Taylor Momsen fans out there..

Plus we’re heading into the Christmas Season, so her Where are you Christmas song from the Grinch can inspire you, because when you at adult pics of her…it makes jerking off to that song less creepy…not much less creepy, but still less creepy.

She is the actor turned fake rockstar, pretty reckless, indeed.

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2023

14

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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In a fake as fuck world, where these fake as fuck people tell us fake as fuck stories, and sell us on fake as fuck endorsements of fake as fuck products, while they fake and fuck for their demonic personal gain, which seems to work thanks to the retards of the world subscribing to the fake shit they are being selling, I can’t help but hate on fake tits.

I get why women buy them, why not give the men in their life a fantasy to stare at, like some kind of inflated beach ball but in tit from because they aren’t 5 years old at the pool anymore, but their brains are about as developed as they were at 5 years old…the bulbous shape has changed, the excitement for the bulbous shape not so much..

Anyway, in this fake as fuck world, where even these tits you’re looking at are fake version of the tits, even if they are real tits, I definitely gravitate to the natural look, the natural tit, the natural bush, the natural face…because the sex doll look terrifies me….

So here are some tiny tits, my co-sign or endoresement, since Tiny Tits are better than stupid fake tits in theory, since they aren’t fake as fuck when everything else is fake as fuck…FUCK….

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2023

14

Nov

Kendall Jenner Pornification of Christmas of the Day

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Remember when you see all these heathens in action, that they’ve basically rebranded Christmas as a porn category, something to jerk off tom, anything to take the Christianity out of the whole Christmas experience, because the world hates Christ or at least the influencers of the world want you to hate Christ and maybe you should ask yourself why, it’s almost like it’s a concerted effort to separate you from God, or Christianity….almost like the agenda is run by the Satanics and all those crazed mothers protesting rock and roll all those decades, you know who were made out to be crazed fundamentalists, were actually right.

Something to think about while looking at Kendall Jenner’s topless Santa pics..

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2023

14

Nov

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Panties of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence gives off fake fat girl turned real fat girl for the clout. It worked for her and she went viral for it, so she has to stick to her guns and deliver the fat girl content otherwise she will cease to exist.

It’s the concept that these people want fame so bad, they do anything to get it, and when they find the viral hook, they are locked and loaded and committed to that viral hook for the rest of their internet life, full in prison to the persona.

There are people who went viral for falling on their face, who now stage falling on their face to keep the dream alive.

So a model who wanted to be a model but was too fat, seeing that fat models get love too so she made herself fatter, now forced to stay fat because she was originally just too fat to be a model, now she’s barely fat enough to be a plus sized model, but still fat so that she doesn’t lose her identity….

Anyway, she’s in her underwear and they are fucking huge, and that’s repulsive, so I like it…I just wish they were more soiled, you know make if fat girl who can’t wipe proper, but you know instagram all white washed and photoshopped and curated to push the lie…INSTAGRAM VS REALITY shit..

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2023

14

Nov

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I guess I should update this really important website in this era of everythin being on social media, where stars are born and created with silly dances and bullshit viral clips or memes, that lead to 30 million people watching their stories and deciding that person matters, so that they can get rich fast and move on with their lives….instead of dragging on the abuse of the internet, after choosing the wrong road, for the 3 people who accidentally landed here trying to find stepfather porn, which is a far more popular porn category than this site is….not that it’s a porn category but the advertisers seem to think it is…

What better way to appreciate the glorious website day than with a gallery of random chicks in bikinis being hotter than celebs in bikini, it’s the creator, gig economy and normies on the quest for fame are more important than the famous.

FUN.

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