Heidi Klum looks so good from this angle, it is almost like she never let a black monster ravage her cunt until it shat out 4-8 kids… Maybe she’s on the Secret Internet Fatty (SIF) kick, and just knows the right angles to snap pics of herself so that she doesn’t look like a fucking […]

If it is not spread eagled and if I can’t see labia, it’s not a fucking upskirt to me….but people are talking about it and I wouldn’t be holding up the fucking fort that is DrunkenStepfather.com, if I didn’t pull these pictures up for you to sit an analyze whether she’s wearing fucking panties or […]

These are rumored to be some no make-up, pre-divorce from the scarred up big penis black man SEAL she has been raising and developing her own tribe with, possibly in efforts to build her own breed of human cuz she’s just that rockin’ genetically……in March 2012 Instyle…and despite being a mom of a dozen in […]

Here are some pictures of Heidi Klum humping a Christmas tree to get you in the Holiday Spirit, sure, it is far less erotic that seeing her insert candy canes in her twat, or hang Christmas Ornaments off her nipples, or even fucking a mall santa in the backroom of the mall, or even as […]

This is for my readers who are still in the early 1900s when knees were fucking porno, cuz a bitch was forced to wear dresses to her ankles by law….or maybe it’d be more realistic if I said this is for my muslim readers, cuz a bitch is forced to wear dresses to her ankles […]

Heidi Klum should have practiced this stance when she was in the bedroom, or really any room with Seal, because it would have kept her body in prime condition, instead of her excessive breeding, making an army of her own beige colored babies….I mean that or letting dude cum in her ass, face, anywhere but […]