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2024

26

Jan

Megan Mariiiee is the Instagram Of The Day

Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Megan Mariiiee

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

26

Jan

Theodora Moutinho is the Instagram Of The Day

Well, they got one part of her name right….

RIGHT?

GET IT?

I don’t mean Theo or Dora or Moutin…..

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN…

Do you know what I mean?

I know, get this guy a comedy special on NETFLIX…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

26

Jan

Mila is the Instagram Of The Day

Mila is very important, she’s got an IMDB page and that’s more than we can say about me and probably you, unless you’re a pervert actor, director or producer who is just so board in your rich and famousness that you end up on legacy sites from 20 years ago by accident hoping I post some tits that you don’t have to waste your time googling, because you my friend, are important…..I’m talking to you lifelong reader Steven Spielberg…..

Anyways, she’s got an IMDB and that makes her FAR more than someone pushing nudes on OnlyFans, even though she’s pushing nudes on OnlyFans, it’s just one side of her, a multifaceted talent…..

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

25

Jan

Stella Hudgens Tongue is Out of the Day

You gotta wonder if Stella Hudgens is doing this for the attention, the thrill of going nude online like a nudist, feeling all liberated like an exhibitionist pervert pulling his dick out on the bus in front of strangers…..

Maybe it’s the money, it’s possible that the money keeps her going, because it is a motivator, one of those things that tells you what you are doing right.

It’s probably a little bit of both, but I have a feeling she’s got some pervert boyfriend who is influencing her to continue this because he gets off on it, or he gets a cut for shooting the content for her.

From my experience, behind every girl in the sex trade selling sex or nudes or sexts to dudes, is a dude who is orchestrating the whole thing like some kind of pimp monster….

Either way, she’s been consistent in the nudes and we like that!

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2024

25

Jan

Hayley Atwell’s Known for her Tits of the Day

I still don’t know who Hayley Atwell is, but I do know she’s known for her tits, so when a few leaked selfies that I can only assume are intentionally leaked because women clearly like getting half naked on the internet, but don’t necessarily like doing it shamelessly or in a way that makes them look like they are trying to get paid for their nudes….but rather that they were victims of some hacker, when no one actually knows how to hack and we can tell that they were uploaded by her….

Anyway, nude enough to allow you to focus on her big tits..

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2024

25

Jan

Millie Bobby Brown in a Diversity Hire Sandwich of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown is the ridiculously famous actress from Stranger Things. Her team are smart enough to know that the people of the internet love buying branded products endorsed by celebrity influencers, so they’ve managed to launch a catch-all brand that sells a bit of everything, from clothing to coffee to basically anything and everything people buy online and I am sure it’s hugely lucrative for her….like it is for all influencers who have their own brands.

She’s recently launched COMFY clothes and put out a video of her models in their comfy clothes, including her in a bikini top with her tits spilling out, which I’ve seen stranger things in a marketing campaign, but they’re still pretty strange….

Obviously to stay woke and current she had a bunch of diversity in her shoot, which means hardly enough hot chicks, surprisingly not that many fat chicks, amputees, retards, downs syndrome, wheelchair bound, albino folks…but she’s got a few shades of brown making a MILLIE BOBBY BROWN sandwich…

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2024

25

Jan

Sofia Vergara’s Private Jet Erotica of the Day

Sofia Vergara is on tour for some show or movie about Griselda, the Colombian Cartel leader that I am sure was really hard to cast for because Sofia Vergara is the Colombian big tit celebrity who has sucked ALL the dicks of Hollywood, or at least that Joe guy who she married dick, which is probably enough considering she had a stint on a hit sitcom….

The TV host and sometimes actress who can’t for the life of her figure out how to speak english, unless the fake Spanish accent is her acting and she’s actually not even from South America….scheming….with those big tits…big tits scheming…

She was on a private jet cudding with a man, showing off to the world that she is a big deal who flies private and that her CARBON footprint doesn’t matter because she’s rich….

She also had her tits and now thanks to face injection clown face out for the promo tour and the whole thing was just SO much fun…because of her tits…

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2024

25

Jan

Hailey Bieber Gets Tropical of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s daughter with a Brazilian model who was sold off to Justin Bieber for what I assume was her virginity, because they’re a very Christian family and there is no way she was doing sex out of marriage, unless she did the old Catholic girl stick it in her ass, or the old mormon stick it in the vagina and have a friend jump on the bed to stimulate penetration while both parties lay there still pretending to not be fucking…

Anyway, people have said her face is too hard looking, that she looks like Bieber in drag, because they are mean spirited…..and when you get the face injections jacking you up, it doesn’t really help the hard face cause….

But who fucking cares about faces, when you can look at the bodies in revealing outfits as they promote her beauty brand that I am sure makes tons of money she doesn’t actually need because she doesn’t have a prenup with boy wonder justin, but that she makes anyway because why the fuck not…

As far as I’m concerned, if you’re a rich chick promoting yourself or your brand to get more rich using half naked tactics, you’re a friend of mine….but I’m sure it’s one of those one-sided friendships because Hailey would find me creepy knowing how hard I’m trying to see her asshole in these pics….we can’t have it all!

Posted in:Hailey Bieber

2024

25

Jan

Dua Lipa in a One Piece Thing of the Day

I saw that Dua Lipa is making what I assume is her first attempt at acting in some movie that had a premiere yesterday called Argylle. I think it’s some murder mystery bullshit and people love Murder Mystery bullshit.

This will probably take the super popular tiktok soundtrack producer from the pop charts to the Oscars, since acting really requires no fucking skill, especially when you’re a relevant talent that young people are seemingly into and that they’d possibly go to the movies to see in their debut role…..you know movie producers clout chasing DUA for the eyeballs and DUA trying to be the next J.Lo or Madonna with movie jobs to keep her busy between shit songs and tours she makes too much money on…

She’s won at life and through it all she’s had tits, which makes her more interesting than some fat tranny trying to make it in America….

She’s in a one piece promoting herself and it’s not as offensive as if she had a dick, that’s not to say she doesn’t have a dick, but it’s to say you can’t see the dick she has if she does have a dick.

Either way, this is what winning at pop culture looks like:

Posted in:Dua Lipa

2024

25

Jan

Jake Gyllenhaal in Road House of the Day

As someone who had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal at a bar 15 years ago for asking him if he missed kissing Heath Ledger or some drunk shit that triggered him in the gayest of ways, wailing his hands while yelling before pushing the REAL big titty girl I was with into the wall…instead of showing some of his action movie martial art training…because he probably didn’t want to get sued, or maybe he doesn’t like to actually fight even though he theoretically knows how to fight if fighting is a choreographed dance…..I doubt it was due to fear, but he still came out of it looking like a pure emotional actor pussy…

Anyway, I got kicked out of the bar, only to BLOG about it on this site, which ended up going viral until the Disney Lawyers got involved and had me discredited….it was potentially my most important moment, my White Bronco moment, my Lewinsky Moment, my Kim K sex tape moment, you the moment you get on the map, but the power of Hollywood lawyers and influence was the real muscle or fighting skills the pussy actor used….

He’s in the Roadhouse remake we didn’t need and a homie sent me the poster, because I guess he remembered that I think Gyllenhaal is a fucking pussy….and then I saw the trailer was out and millions of people saw it in the last 6 hours….luring me into watching the pussy actor in action….

Since I love Patrick Swayze in an almost gay way, that’s more a necrophiliac than gay and I love the Florida Keys and I love a good Texas Roadhouse….you’d think I’d love this Amazon product….but it’s more to point and laugh at Gyllenhaal perpetuating this tough guy image when really he’s a giant pussy….and not even a nice giant pussy you want to crawl into,…but a toxic pussy that smells like septic….

Anyway, huge movie news, I guess.

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