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2024

Jan

Em Rat Cow’s In Bed of the Day

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When Rat Cow decides to give you a close up of her face, instead of the tits she’s been so generous in showing us all these years because it’s converted into serious amounts of dollars for her…it gives us a lot to think about.

Even when she’s showing moderate amount of the top of her tits, but making it about her face….LOTS to think about….

In conclusion, when you’ve got a good thing with the tits, why start going off course with other content like the face….it’s unnecessary and not the best for the brand

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2024

Jan

Maria Menounos – Cancer Survivor and New Mom in the Sauna of the Day

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Maria Menounos, the greek girl who I like to make “going greek” jokes about, because the greeks invented anal sex, and when I worked in a warehouse with a greek guy, all he would talk about is how he fucked the receptionist at the warehouse, who he was dating, up the ass using olive oil…so it’s clearly a thing, I’ve done my research, greeks don’t use their vaginas, they keep them preserved because they have a perfectly good asshole to use.

Anyway, she’s the clickbait from EXTRA or Access Hollywood, that was used to give men something to look at when their wives who owned their balls caught up on their gossip stories…

She’s retired to do some dot com billionaire entertainment network shit….

She’s had a brain tumor she’s had removed, pancreatic cancer she’s survived, and a baby with another woman’s womb to maintain her physique or because of the whole cancer thing, either way, she’s still hot, only now she’s hot from the sauna treatment she’s documenting, which could be how she kills off her cancer she keeps getting from all the anal sex that couldn’t get her pregnant so she hired another woman to do it for her….IT GOES IN THE FRONT HOLE NOT THE BACK HOLE MENOUNOS….you souvlaki loving freak…

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2024

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Doing Fitness of the Day

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I realized that I am an old weathered fuck when I referred to a mom with a hot ass with her 20-something year old daughter with a hot ass as “girls”….meaning I didn’t consider the mom to be aged out or rotted out or near expired despite having had a kid and that really goes against everything I’ve ever known about myself.

If the ass is still hot at 50, I guess I’ll accept the abuse the body has gone through and treat it like it’s not dead….I guess in a way, I’m a necrophiliac like that….you know they are dead, but you don’t care.

Jessica Alba is holding onto the old lady being hot dream, she works her ass off at it, and documents it….with her tits out…making it more tolerable….

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2024

Jan

Deva Cassel in a Bikini in Brazil of the Day

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Deva Cassel is Monica Bellucci’s daughter with Vincent Cassel. She’s 19 and being packaged as a model because that’s what the celebrity daughters do when they are too lazy to act and when brands want to give them money because they have a marketing hook thanks to who their celebrity parents are.

If you know old Italians, they’ll tell you about how hot Monica Bellucci is. She is to Italy, what Celine Dion is to Quebec…..but hotter….maybe a better reference would be that she’s to Italy, what the hot chick in your high school was to you…..or maybe a better reference would be she had big tits and when Sophia Loren aged out, the old Italians needed a local set of tits to jerk off to.

Since Deva Cassel has no tits, or small tits, it makes you wonder if Monica Bellucci’s overhyped, over celebrated tits, are actually bolt on tits.

I mean we all know big titty Italians…so her tits were believable as a concept….but maybe she got her tits from her dad.

I’m a tiny tit endorser, so I think none of that really matters…mom tits, dad tits, they’re all tits to me, but those legacy fans who want to continue their love affair with their fetish by targeting their daughter will be sad she’s not built like her momma….but they will survive.

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2024

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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If stepLINKS happen and no one clicks them, then did they even happen?

I guess we’ll never know…..

Not existing on the internet is pretty exhilerating in this world where everyone’s existence is the internet….isn’t it…

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Barbara Palvin is Ready for Love in New Lingerie Photoshoot!
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Barbara Palvin – “For Love & Lemons” shoot
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Rita Ora Sweats it Out in the Sauna!
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Anne Hathaway – getting ready for Albie Awards
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Carmen Elektra files to change name
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40 People With Cheap Parents Share Their Hilariously Tightfisted Tales
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Bella Hadid’s Bikini Moment!
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2024

Jan

Rita Ora’s in her Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if Rita Ora converted to Judaism when she married David Cohen from New Zealand, but I am going to assume that she’s got that “IRON DOME” locked in because she’s been circulating the industry for a long time and keeps managing to level up.

Known for her tits, like all women, since I judge and remember all girls from their tits, she’s done important things like host the Time Square New Years Eve with Ryan Seacrest, as well drop albums, do acting, influnecer campaigns, she’s a fucking machine…literally…she has to be….that’s how she get where she got.

Well, she has been doing fitness, and she’s looking good fit, so of course she’s posting bikini pics of the scaled down tits, looking hotter and less sloppy than ever, even though she’s old now. Don’t age gracefully women, fight it from every angle.

She’s also in the Sauna, you know trending health and wellness measures to fight the rot.

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2024

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence Has Cleavage of the Day

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I wonder if Jennifer Lawrence still writes Harvey Weinstein love letters, or is she just fully transparent about their transactional relationship that allowed her to be positioned as some child prodigy in acting, even though she played her awkward real life self in all the roles she was hired for, like some sort of Kate Hudson, or really any actor because acting doesn’t require talent, anyone can do it.

Anyway, she’s still some kind of superstar, so cocky that she’s barely working but breeding and sitting on her pile of money instead.

She’s also still got her tits, which is really what made me appreciate back in those leaked nudes that got that dude arrested, who she probably hired to take the fall, because it was a marketing thing and these manipulative sociopath women can convince dudes of anything, because her nudes made her far more interesting.

She’s been nude in that recent movie about her fucking a high school kid, where she was also not offensive as a hot titty aging actor…but the lie that she’s something special, when really she’s a giant whatever who has the right friends and colleagues that believe the lie that she’s important, but I guess that’s all we need…..a foundation of bullshit to carry us through life before it falls in on itself.

Point is, tits. Important tits.

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2024

Jan

Millie Bobby Brown’s Shameless Bikini Body of the Day

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It’s the generation, so I don’t shame a girl for posting self produced bikini content to her feed as straight up clickbait, even when she’s got millions of followers and is super famous, she can’t help but been a view sucking clickbaiter. It’s just the way things are.

We can assume that her team of managers want her getting as many views as possible to push her products and to keep her relevance high so that she gets big pay days after the final Stranger Things series and bikinis are the way to do it.

It’s funny that even at the highest level of high paid celebrity, the strategy falls to the mental level of a retard like me, with a “put her in a bikini, that will keep things moving in the right direction”….it’s like some of these people have gone to law school, business school, have MBAs and have climbed the ladder at these power agencies for 20 years after starting in the mail room and all they got is “put her in a bikini”….funny how simple we all are.

Now, I didn’t watch Stranger Things, but I’ll look at their OF-AGE, marrying Bon Jovi’s son, starlet show off her ass….why the fuck not…

Posted in:Millie Bobby Brown

2024

Jan

Padma’s Got Big Tits of the Day

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I like to make fun of Padma for being the set of tits that crawled out of the public open sewer of Mumbai, in order to end up on TV, while stopping and fucking a few old as fuck men along the way, all of whom helped her achieve her dreams, like gaming two billionaires into thinking they were the father of her kid, leaving the kid all their money, only to find out that the kid was actually another billionaire’s kid after the other billionaire died, getting the kid two billion dollar cash settlments. that’s strategic.

It’s amazing what a big set of tits can do, seduce billionaires, get into SI Swim like she matters, and all this other amazing things for an amazing life….ALL thanks to big sloppies….Brilliant…

Unfortunately, she’s old and terrifying, but I’ll always stare at old tit since it’s tit, no matter how weathered or antiqued or covered in some sort of patina it is…

Posted in:Padma Lakshmi

2024

Jan

Bella Hadid Brings the Bikini Selfie of the Day

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This isn’t really big news to anyone in the world, since Bella Hadid is a bit of an overrated monster, but I am sure a few people who are weirdo fans of hers have noticed that the over-saturated, over-exposed, over covered fake as fuck model they tried to trick us into thinking was a high end super model and not just some rich kid who was connected to the industry thanks to having followers at a time when people didn’t have followers. She’s a fraud people.

But yeah, she was everywhere, all the time, her really weird look that has been altered by modern science but that was treated like a natural beauty fell off. She was everywhere, then she was no where, now she’s back.

Some say it was rehab, others say she got her dick cut off, some say it was mental health break, others say it was her Lyme disease….I saw she was getting her face altered in a way that makes her look like she’s on Star Trek, some forehead flap of skin hanging over her eyes in a freakish fucking way and despite being skinn with tits, her’s demonic….HOT.

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