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2023

30

Oct

Stella Hudgens Shows Off her Halloween Costume of the Day

I don’t think is her Halloween Costume, but I figure it is her best greased up bolt or engine part, maybe she’s going as an oiled up vegetable about to be roasted in the oven, it could be a lubed up penis ready to be masturbated by one of her lonely fans with no friends but access to a credit card to pay her the monthly fee she commands….like a little HOMAGE or TRIBUTE to her sad sad sad people…

I guess oil is not a costume, but it is a fashion accessory and Stella Hudgens content is the only thing I post here and I’m not even a Hudgens family fan….and I don’t even like her tits….I just can’t help but bring the half asian dipping a toe into sex work like some kind of stereotype working the rub and tug…even though she’s got other options..

Her actual costume was SLUTTY COWBOY like Brokeback Mountain!

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2023

30

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I am really not all that surprised that this goes on, while on the job, since medical workers are the sex workers of the professional field. Them and dental hygienists all digging through my mouth like a stripper trying to seduce me with her cirgarette and meth soaked fingernails that gave me giardiasis.

I just don’t find the medical industry’s location of work all that fucking sexy. Sure if I was there dying, unable to leave, there would be asses grabbed, tits grabbed, girls I expose myself to, but I’d bank on them thinking I was demented, or that it was a vaccine side effect, or just stoned on opiates causing my bad behavior…but to see this go down on the regular by the people who work there, not the perverts dying there will continue to be weird to me…especially since they aren’t all hot….and they sure as fuck aren’t wearing the Nurses Uniform they make Halloween costumes of…

Oh…the internet…creating a weird fucking world of exhibitionist perverts for us perverts and I guess it’s not all that weird….just virus, bacteria and human feces covered in a gross fucking setting….while on the fucking job….like when you take a shit at work for 2 hours instead of doing whatever mindless shit your minimum wage ass does.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

30

Oct

Leni Klum Brings Halloween Booty of the Day

The Klum Family satanic ritual takes place tomorrow night at the now iconic Heidi Klum Halloween party, where for the last few decades or more, the Victoria’s Secret model turned TV producer and despite her annoying militant sex dungeon accent, turned TV host….has been doing over the top costumes. From dressing SEAL up like an ape and not being called a racist, to dressed like an Earth Worm and other elaborate costumes..she delivers so that Leni doesn’t have to bother.

The hot, bust daughter who clearly also has a nice ass, because she’s been raised or groomed to be a hot model chick from her mom, slipped into a prisoners costume that consists of being a skimpy leotard or one piece that rides up her ass….it’s glorious, but zero effort, which pretty much describes this generation in a picture.

The mom does all the slaving, the daughter rides it low effort, and we get to see big titty and ass…..

Here she is doing some spa ad for Dior, which no one could believe she got, seeing as she’s new to the scene, it’s almost liker her mother is someone important that she can mooch off of, and really if your mother was important and not a crackhead who ignores yor calls, you’d latch onto that tit and keep sucking long after it dried the fuck up.

But her Halloween ass is more interesting…

Posted in:Leni Klum

2023

30

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

I guess going down on a mom in hopes of getting a piece of nutrient rich afterbirth is a little ambitious….especially since the only moms I’m able to go down on are post menopausal grannies, and any remnants of placenta is usually just lost pieces of food they’ve fucked, old condoms they’ve forgotten about because they are hookers and use condoms, or various other ailments, like viruses, auto-immune diseases that lead to pieces of the pussy to fall out of them….so I haven’t quite figured out what would make a MILF fetish really hold any value besides that nutrient rich afterbirth…except maybe low expectations from marriage or low self worth from having birthed kids…or maybe their ability to fold clothing, make beds and feed a fat fuck like me a sandwich all while I judge them for being bad moms for being in places where I can connect with them and offer them sexual favors….not that it happens….but you know what I mean….what are the MILF selling points for anyone who not a horny teen at a friend’s sleepover with a hot and horny mom ready to take your virginity….cuz I’m not seeing it….

When you have all the hot girls of the internet to fetishize, why turn to MILF content, you’d think you’d only do MILFs for lack of options when trying to live out the release from all the hot girl contnet….

Confusing…definitely….here are some MILFS..

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Posted in:Milf

2023

30

Oct

Charlotte Lawrence Does the Least Slutty Halloween Costume of All Time of the Day

I just saw this Charlotte Lawrence Shoot for Narcisse Magazine in the amazing stepFORUM and was pretty disappointed because she didn’t have her tits out.

She has traditionally always had her tits out, which I assume is her marketing strategy and her way to seemingly stand out amongst all the other rich kids who grew up in the industry because their parents are shitty sitcom actors and/or shitty sitcom producers.

I saw her dad’s show, Ted Lasso going viral last week because Barbie partnered up with them to make Ted Lasso dolls, which I assume kids everywhere are just dying for, since you’d have to be a retard or child to watch that shit.

Anyway being an industry kid who is slutty in her marketing of herself as a popstar – she is going on tour with Madison Beer soon…she’s taken a different approach to Halloween.

Traditionally, you think Halloween is to go sluttier, to release that slutty tension, but what does one do when they are already tits out all the time….

They do humor, since she likely thinks she’s from a line of comedy writers and actors, which according to the industry and success of the shows they were involved in, she unfortunately is.

Her humor is a scene from Stepbrothers, I assume, I hear John C. Riley and it’s not Boogie Nights or Magnolia so it’s gotta be Stepbrothers…since I cant’ stand Will Farrell I’ve never seen it but the retard people are excited by it….while I’m like “but where are the tits”.

She also did Larry David….

She also sings….

Here’s Charlotte Lawrence titties no one asked for, but that she provided because sometimes, when no one gives a shit about your rich as fuck ass, you have leak your own nudes in public.

Posted in:charlotte lawrence

2023

30

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I’ve stared at milk filled tits, engorged tits, tits being pulled out in public when tits weren’t always pulled out in public, so you’d get excited to see a tit pulled out in public, and had very keen ability to erase the baby sucking on the tit and replace him with you, like your brain was photoshop before photoshop…

I’ve also known dudes who knocked up bitches and loved sucking their big mommy milkers, squirting them all over their faces like a fat lady at a FROYO place thinking she’s being healthy, while pouring the soft serve directly in her mouth, like some kind of fetish or orgasmic experience…

Then there’s married dudes just happy their tiny tit wife has big tits…but I always thought that the women behind the milk filled tits liked it, but denied liking it, pretending that men were the creepers staring at the tit, wanting the milk from the tit, because the toxic masculinity and patriarchy….

As it turns out, the women with the milk filled tits are responsible for the lactation fetish because if they weren’t, we wouldn’t even know lactation existed…

So blame the women for making us the perverts they are…TOXIC FEMININITY…that shit ruins lives..

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

30

Oct

Iggy Azalea is Rubbin’ Her Titties and Shaking her Ass of the Day

It’s Halloween season, so here’s some terrifying content of a botched female rapper, at least we assume she’s female, maybe she just plays a female on the internet and stage, because there is definitely serious drag queen energy that radiates off her like a stinky asshole stench….since she doesn’t have a natural self cleaning pussy, the drag queen pussy is the wet asshole…

In this case, the wet asshole isn’t being kept wet from her discharge, IBS, infection, but rather her pool because she’s rich, she’s been rich, before selling twerking and shaking of sacs of shit implanted under her skin….

It’s Halloween season, so here’s a modern day side show clown doing clown shit…SPOOOKY.

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2023

30

Oct

Weekend Summary of the Day

Here’s a meme to wrap up the weekend…..it’s amazing.

How was your weekend dear internet friend online, mine wasn’t spent doing a compare and contrast of sluty costumes to an everyday outfit on campus between glass….

It should have been, since the level of nipples available in any give day at a place like a University, is high…throw in some halloween and I can only assume they’ve all got their clits out..

CLITS OUT!

Posted in:Memes

2023

29

Oct

Shameless Attention Seeker Sunday of the Day

“It’s Sunday and you are all godless fucks who need that hole in your heart replaced by exhbiltionism since nudity is god’s gift to us all”.

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Posted in:Public

2023

28

Oct

Show-Off Saturday of the Day

“It’s the weekend so flash your tits or get flashed or get the fuck outside”

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Posted in:Public