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2018

21

Jun

Anna Kendrick Makes Me Fucking Sick of the Day

I am just happy she’s not Anna Kendrick…is a general emotion I feel in my life…because I find Anna Kendrick repulsive.

I know people out there see to think she’s hot, maybe even jerk off to her, and that fact just makes me pretty uncomfortable knowing I live in a world where people do that….all that polluting, destroying the planet, and war has nothing on the depravity that is jerking off to Anna Kendrick…

I don’t know why she’s famous, I will never accept that fact, no matter how many movies she gets overpaid to be in..I will also never accept the fact that she is in fact a woman, tits or not, because I typically pride myself on my willingness to jerk off to even the most disgusting woman….but not being able to jerk off to this…confuses me….

Is she trying to be hot, seductive, appealing…I don’t have the answers….I just have the pic and I’m not too proud of that.

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2018

21

Jun

Dua Lipa Pussy Flash of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a 22 year old signed to Warner Music…success story…you’ve never heard of, because you’re not a 15 year old.

She’s pretty famous despite you having never heard of her….unless you’re like me, old and not on the Youtube game…but exposed to all the pop culture smut that happens even if I don’t want to be.

She’s got a huge following and I guess famous at 14 for her cover songs…She’s got a video from last year that almost has 1 billion views…she’s legit…

And this is some clickbait on her – cuz you can’t see her pussy, but if you want to get philosophical – anything can technically be a pussy – if you fuck it hard enough….like her upper leg..

So Dua Lipa pussy flash, is really Dua Lipa upper leg…but you’re not about to click that link wherever you clicked to get her – now are you….

So do what you’ve been doing with your hand and household objects all these years…sit back and pretend it’s a pussy…YUM.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

21

Jun

Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos the annoying – but presented as hot host from some bullshit celebrity gossip TV show – who retired to do big things – who hasn’t done big things – continues to exist and post up bikini pics – thanks to the social media accounts that allow these people to continue to exist…

Some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…

Unfortunately my old pictures don’t work, so you can’t zoom in, if you’re a nerd coder – let me know what’s wrong with it – cuz I don’t fucking know this shit – even if I look like an obese virgin gamer who codes bro – I am not…

Back to Maria Menounos at 40 still sexualizing herself – which isn’t a terrible thing…it’s not a great thing…but it’s not a terrible thing…it’s straight average as fuck…

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2018

21

Jun

Maria Kn’s Provocative Artistic Black and White Tits in Fishnets of the Day

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Maria Kn has the most ridiculous last name, I mean I guess there are other ridiculous last names, but I find it exceptionally ridiculous…Kn…like Knife or Knox…without the IFE or OX..it can’t be her actual last name…..unless she’s asian, I’ve never seen a two letter last name…so this is some calculated shit…which makes it even more ridiculous…is it her trying to be high brow and marketable…or anonymous…I just don’t know…or care cuz I’m looking at her instagram modeling….tits out…and that’s what this is about…not a name…hell half the women I’ve had sex with were nameless, anonymous, or stage naming it….and figuring out the psychology of why they choose the name they do takes away from what the focus should be on…the fucking.

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2018

21

Jun

Ksenia Vinogradova Tits of the DAy

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I like women who’s names I can’t pronounce…it makes me feel better about donating to their webcam shows and sex works…like I am doing my part in supporting some kind of third world orphaned child…from some war torn communist community…like she’s from Bosnia….it’s like me doing my part, charity, philanthropy…and although a selfish act because I am really only into it because of her tits…it’s still a positive act of kindness…

Her name is Ksenia Vinogradova….

She is topless….

I support that….

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2018

21

Jun

Zoey Deutch Titty Grab of the Day

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Zoey Dutch is Caroline in the City’s Lea Thompson’s 23 year old daughter, who I guess had to go through the struggles of knocking on no doors to get her first acting job, creating her existence as whatever the fuck she is, in what I will reduce to her grabbing her tit.

I don’t know why a rich kid from LA looks like she’s 10 years older than she is, or why she’s grabbing her tit for Caroline in the City’s Lea Thompson…I don’t try to understand women of any age, or why they do anything they do, especially not rich, spoiled, entitled women…I just go with it…and this is us going with it.

Posted in:SFW|Zoey Deutch

2018

21

Jun

Jackie Cruz in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Like the guy in the porno – who pre-mature ejaculates, who gets sodomized by women, who spanks the women, who gets peed on, who has to stick his dick in a pussy with another dude….Jackie Cruz is in a bathing suit….

I don’t know what that reference means, but Jackie Cruz is a Dominican–American actress, singer and former model. She is known for her role as Marisol “Flaca” Gonzales on the Netflix original series Orange Is the New Black…

To me..she’s just like any other Dominican woman I know….a stripper…with a bathing suit jacked up her twat cuz it’s a one piece and her TORSO is too damn long.

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2018

21

Jun

Two Old Perverts and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Doesn’t Like the Naked Bikers

Hood Hair Swing…

Airline BEGGER

Drunk Driver of the Day

Horse Dancing Indian Fail

Priest Loses Shit and Slaps Kid

Apartment Sex

Car Jackers in a Gun Fight

The Troll of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

21

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I forgot that I came up with a brilliant concept the other day involving tracking every set of titties I saw and remembered seeing in what I call my TITTIARY, or TITTY-LOGUE, or TITTY-DIRECTORY, or TIT-LIST….we haven’t quite hammered out the name yet…

So here’s an update from yesterday….I only saw my wife’s tits…and they were the kind of tits that could make a man never want to see tits again….I figure since they are bigger than my head…all deflated as fuck…just fat and skin you’d never want to see…they could make for a good shelter when we end up homeless cuz you fucks don’t support me on PATREON as one of their creators…

HEre are some morning links….

A List Actors – Fighting Tipping Based Jobs – Cuz they Get It
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Monkey Grabbing Titties
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Sam Jackson – Gay Shaming
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YO! PONY FEST WTF
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Python SELFIE FAIL
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Girl Turns Boyfriend Trans
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Cher and Meryl Streep Saved a Woman from a Rapist
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Truck Fail
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Garbage Sluts who Don’t Matter of the Day
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Jada Pinkett Smith says she has a 16 Year Old Pussy – Perverted but Probably Cuz Willy is Too Busy Fucking Travolata.
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Meek Mill is Out
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If you trim your pubes – girls will suck your cock
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Hey Perverts – Support our Supporters and Buy Head at the Head Shop
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2018

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I realized something very tragic yesterday….and that is when Bourdain was found dead, hung in his hotel room in France, like so many other people have been found while on business trips…

I DIDN’T EVEN THINK AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION…that shoulda been my first instinct – that would have been my first instinct…or what I would have tweeted 10 years ago if it happened when I was colder, darker, and more willing to pay attention….

I am getting soft… I feel so alone …

How did I not fucking think of AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION….

I am pretty fucking made at myself, but I’d like to thank the Homie Steve for reminding me of the failure I’ve become…

I also realize I am a failure when I only have 6 fucking Patrons on Patreon while Maitland Ward makes 45,000 dollars on the shit per month…but I don’t hold your lack of support against you…I hated you before you didn’t give me money….

Here are some stepLINKS….you jerks…

Jada Smith has a 16 Year Old Pussy
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Pony Fest is Terrifying
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The NANNY COMEBACK…no one Wanted
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Lily Rose Depp is Perfect
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Road Rage of the Day
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Some Shawna Craig Girl’s Fit Body
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Charli XCX See Through
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Victoria Silvstedt – Legit Whore Pussy
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Eva Longoria Baby Maker
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Blue Ivy Doesn’t Like Watchign her Parents Fuck
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Hot Indian Teaching Hindi
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Parrot Loves Bacon
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Amy Adams – Sucks
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Paris Hilton Has Cleavage
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Rachel McCord – Lip Slip
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Insane Child Support of the Day
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Japanese Cleaning the Stadium
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Sophia Bush – Booty
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Selfie with a Python Fail
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If you trim your pubes – girls will suck your cock
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Hey Perverts – Support our Supporters and Buy Head at the Head Shop
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From the Forum

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Ellie Bamber – Young Slut
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Madison Beer in Short Shorts
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Katy Segal Leaves Yoga
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Selena Gomez in Rome
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Lucy Hale in a Magazine
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Jenna Louise Coleman Slut
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Ratcow Legs at a Restaurant
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From stepSMUT!!

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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Awesome Pussy Next to the Tub
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Danielle Sellers – Wet Big Tits
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Nude Photoshoot of the Day
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Big fucking Tits
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Shay Laren – Hot Big Tits Touches Herself
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Titty Hypnosis
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Naked Girls in Cars
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Naked Outdoor…
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Vagina of the Day
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Embarrassed Girls
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Bad Girl being Very Bad
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Shopping Titty Flash Girls
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Amateur Vagina Flash
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