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2018

21

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I forgot that I came up with a brilliant concept the other day involving tracking every set of titties I saw and remembered seeing in what I call my TITTIARY, or TITTY-LOGUE, or TITTY-DIRECTORY, or TIT-LIST….we haven’t quite hammered out the name yet…

So here’s an update from yesterday….I only saw my wife’s tits…and they were the kind of tits that could make a man never want to see tits again….I figure since they are bigger than my head…all deflated as fuck…just fat and skin you’d never want to see…they could make for a good shelter when we end up homeless cuz you fucks don’t support me on PATREON as one of their creators…

HEre are some morning links….

A List Actors – Fighting Tipping Based Jobs – Cuz they Get It
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Monkey Grabbing Titties
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Sam Jackson – Gay Shaming
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YO! PONY FEST WTF
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Python SELFIE FAIL
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Girl Turns Boyfriend Trans
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Cher and Meryl Streep Saved a Woman from a Rapist
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Truck Fail
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Garbage Sluts who Don’t Matter of the Day
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Jada Pinkett Smith says she has a 16 Year Old Pussy – Perverted but Probably Cuz Willy is Too Busy Fucking Travolata.
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Meek Mill is Out
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If you trim your pubes – girls will suck your cock
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Hey Perverts – Support our Supporters and Buy Head at the Head Shop
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2018

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I realized something very tragic yesterday….and that is when Bourdain was found dead, hung in his hotel room in France, like so many other people have been found while on business trips…

I DIDN’T EVEN THINK AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION…that shoulda been my first instinct – that would have been my first instinct…or what I would have tweeted 10 years ago if it happened when I was colder, darker, and more willing to pay attention….

I am getting soft… I feel so alone …

How did I not fucking think of AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION….

I am pretty fucking made at myself, but I’d like to thank the Homie Steve for reminding me of the failure I’ve become…

I also realize I am a failure when I only have 6 fucking Patrons on Patreon while Maitland Ward makes 45,000 dollars on the shit per month…but I don’t hold your lack of support against you…I hated you before you didn’t give me money….

Here are some stepLINKS….you jerks…

Jada Smith has a 16 Year Old Pussy
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Pony Fest is Terrifying
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The NANNY COMEBACK…no one Wanted
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Lily Rose Depp is Perfect
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Road Rage of the Day
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Some Shawna Craig Girl’s Fit Body
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Charli XCX See Through
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Victoria Silvstedt – Legit Whore Pussy
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Eva Longoria Baby Maker
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Blue Ivy Doesn’t Like Watchign her Parents Fuck
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Hot Indian Teaching Hindi
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Parrot Loves Bacon
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Amy Adams – Sucks
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Paris Hilton Has Cleavage
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Rachel McCord – Lip Slip
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Insane Child Support of the Day
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Japanese Cleaning the Stadium
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Sophia Bush – Booty
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Selfie with a Python Fail
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If you trim your pubes – girls will suck your cock
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Get Yourself Some E-Cigars to Puff on and Fuck Your Intern With….
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Hey Perverts – Support our Supporters and Buy Head at the Head Shop
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From the Forum

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Ellie Bamber – Young Slut
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Madison Beer in Short Shorts
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Katy Segal Leaves Yoga
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Selena Gomez in Rome
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Lucy Hale in a Magazine
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Jenna Louise Coleman Slut
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Ratcow Legs at a Restaurant
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From stepSMUT!!

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Today’s Hot as Fuck Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Awesome Pussy Next to the Tub
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Danielle Sellers – Wet Big Tits
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Nude Photoshoot of the Day
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Big fucking Tits
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Shay Laren – Hot Big Tits Touches Herself
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Titty Hypnosis
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Naked Girls in Cars
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Naked Outdoor…
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Vagina of the Day
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Embarrassed Girls
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Bad Girl being Very Bad
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Shopping Titty Flash Girls
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Amateur Vagina Flash
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2018

20

Jun

Demi Lovato Tonguing Girls of the Day

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Demi Lovato is pushing her lesbian agenda, even though we all know she’s a dyke by looking at her, and we all know that she’s fucked women her entire life, proven in the sex tape she filmed with Miley that the perverts in Nashville apparently pass around, a story I was told by someone in Kings of Leon…a Nashville band…a story that I choose to believe..

Point being, Demi Lovato and all her lesbian glory, is doing the whole college grade lesbianism of tongue on tongue tongue touching frenching you see girls do at the club or the college party to impress the dudes they have a threesome like the porno movies with and I guess bi polar Demi Lovato who we could argue is just a brat entitled and coddled is really bringing it for her fans…to show her true self, whatever that is…an attention seeker who uses sexuality to try to get there despite being ugly…

Here it is…magical really…but not at all..you fucking try hard to stay relevant try hard…

Like the guy in the porno – who pre-mature ejaculates, who gets sodomized by women, who spanks the women, who gets peed on, who has to stick his dick in a pussy with another dude….

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

20

Jun

Miley Cyrus Cameltoe of the Day

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We have seen Miley’s vagina a bunch of times, naked, with bush, with clit out, pretty much from every angle, because Mile’s marketing campaign involved her being naked or half naked and wild, in this porn generation….

Sure, I think everything is way too saturated, played out and overexposed but you know what, Miley did it right, she inspired a generation to be naked, to feel okay naked, and to post naked pics to social media, which is like a dream to someone like me who wanted to see this happen a decade or more ago, and who finally got what I wanted today…because the right influencers did the right thing to influence the masses to get naked…like a bunch of fucking hippies I get to see naked..

So Miley in bike shorts, isn’t Miley’s vagina, but it’s a reminder of that vagina, as the shorts are jacked in her rich, entitled suburban twat…and I like it….knowing she’s a candy-coated Disney fake…that using INFLUENCING right…

Posted in:Miley Cryus|SFW

2018

20

Jun

Lucy Hale Cameltoe of the Day

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Lucy Hale must have a massive vagina – because she consistently has cameltoes..LIKE HERE …which I guess is the only Cameltoe post I’ve done on her and I didn’t even bother clicking it to see how much of a cameltoe it was because it doesn’t matter…what matters is that the pants are tight enough to get jacked up inside a set of puffy vagina lips to showcase the definition of the vagina in a way that I can imagine seeing the vagina bare naked…in what was far less hot when I was in High School and the obese lunch lady had cameltoes after knowing she had 4-5 kids….that cameltoe was not hot and made for eating the cafeteria lasanga a fucking struggle..

While this pussy, lippy or herped or not…is not all that hot…but still a vagina on a famous chick who has pervert fans that like her so I bring it.

Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW

2018

20

Jun

Lauren Summer Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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It’s summer so what better way to celebrate summer than with Lauren Summer nude..

It’s some SOLSTICE shit…officially SUMMER tomorrow….so let’s look at someone who’s name is SUMMER as the natural tie in to celebrating summer and by look at someone, I mean look at her vagina lips…that are clearly lacking bush…which to me is tragic because BUSH is everything… I am a huge bush ambassador..I lobby for that shit like it was my political agenda…like I was trying to get laws passed for my evil corporation polluting and killing by bribing politicians….but all pussy is good pussy even gross pussy and bald pussy.

We don’t discriminate….

Posted in:lauren summer

2018

20

Jun

Bella Thorne Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne released some bikini pics – because she’s Bella Thorne and that’s what she’s seen the most success from in her social media whoring…so if you get that audience through half naked pics when you’re young and your body is tight…you can do anything like sell them product, release music that sucks, become a multi-faceted talent without actually having talent and it’s all thanks to her mom whoring her out at a young age…

I mean I’ll look at anyone in a bikini, good body or not, so I’m a pretty compelled and easy to manipulate audience…this clickbait gets me, it understand my needs, and whenever I see girls in the park in bikinis…I feel they get me too…they know what I want and they give me what I want which makes me want to follow them….only the girls in the park get scared when I follow them….while the girls on social media are basically begging to be followed…it’s hard to differentiate the proper etiquette when it comes to half naked sluts and how to behave around them really..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

20

Jun

Ariel Winter Big Saggy Tits of the Day

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It is the off season, so I guess Ariel Winter has been taking a break from her fitness she pretended to do for a while, despite being fat….and can celebrate that freedom in her natural habitat – emotionally eating…

I have been pretty repulsed by Ariel Winter for as long as I’ve known she existed, which has only been a year or two since I don’t watch Modern Family, it was definitely after her breast reduction that creeps me out since her sloppy tits grew back ten times sloppier, reminding us that if you eat badly and don’t work out, you can grow tits too…

So seeing her officially looking fat as fuck…is expected…not exciting…big tits or not…I don’t like it one bit…

I REPEAT ANYONE WHO HAS FOUND ARIEL WINTER HOT IS A SICK FUCK – SHE IS SO FUCKING FAT

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Here she is pissing in public..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

20

Jun

Charli XCX TITS of the Day

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The funny thing about Charli XCX is that I’ve actually seen her perform at some event…which is really fucking weird because I don’t actually leave the house ever – but for some reason I have managed to see this one perform and I still don’t even know who or what she is other than a set of tits who have a record deal like a Rita Ora that don’t have any songs you’d recognize but have tits you’ve already seen…

That is the funny thing about Charli XCX…be sure to share that funny thing about Charli XCX with all your friends because it REALLY matters…Like all this shit…it really matters…

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Posted in:Charli XCX

2018

20

Jun

Alison Brie’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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People seem to like Alison Brie and her cheesy ass..that is seemingly not that cheesy compared to all the fat chicks out there…but fit and in leggings…which could just be the leggings doing the talking and she may just have no ass at all…but since I don’t get to see these women on the street naked in their overly spandex outfits, I never get mad at fabrics that make their asses look appealing, tight, and somethign I’d chip a tooth on…I buy into the illusion like watching a David Copperfield stunt, because I like to believe the lie…I choose to believe the lie…it makes life a little warmer and sweeter and nicer to be in…

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