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2018

19

Jun

Kristen Bell Gets Her Ass Grabbed of the Day

Kristen Bell is relatively uninteresting, watching her and her husband Dax promote themselves in what is one of the more annoying late 90s teen comedy unions, besides Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddy Prinze Jr….but people like her, and now they have more reason to like her, because she’s got tits…it happens with old age and mom-ing…

She may not be showing off what could be a post pregnancy implant situation – or just that she still milks all her babies…

But is instead showing off her mom ass, that probably does pilates, as we’ve established earlier today….

And she posts pics of women rubbing that ass for her fans, because why not, it’s silly, it’s fun, it’s not vulgar, it’s low level shameless but sharing her life with her fans….and I guess that’s what social media is about…not being shameless, but inviting the perverts into the room with you…and there’s nothing wrong with that…and really the only unfortunate thing about her is really Dax Sheppherd…he’s just so annoying.

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2018

19

Jun

Rita Ora Fat Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora brought out her tits, because of course she did…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, since I don’t feel the need to re-write what I’ve already written, especially in a world where people do the same trick over and over and succeed…from comedy to bringing out tits….why should I try to be original or creative..

That said, and I’ve said it before her tits are 98 percent of the reason she matters, the other 2 percent is hard work and committment to the cause, where that she just kept bringing the tits out there for various dudes to see, touch them, play with. jerk off on, titty fuck them, spit on, maybe even have their wives suck them, play with, build a relationship for her to leverage with….and now, thanks to the tits, she’s got a hit song…because persistence with tits is why she exists and here is a tribute to her tits for her social media….

I’ve been watching big sloppy tit job porn, accidentally really, and it’s interesting the skillset that women with massive tits have discovered or figured out on their own, with their tits, to make the tits work for them…in more than just hit songs but in making dudes cum which is probably more imporatant..

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Elizabeth Banks in a Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich…

She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies…

So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles…

K-Fed this….tight enough looking body in her instagram pic taken from 7 miles away so that you don’t see she’s 100.

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2018

19

Jun

People Like Rachel McCord in her Bathing Suit Bottoms of the Day

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Did you know that we have a FORUM on the site HERE

It is our very own community, that over the years has had thousands and thousands of contributors….

Sure, forums are a dated concept, but those of us who grew up on forums, like the simplicity of the conversation of the forum…the trolling of the forums…the ability to be anonymous and an asshole in forums….

Some of my best early internet time was spent on various forums, it is really where I found my internet voice…

This was long before social media existed, in ways it was early social media, and it was always more collaborative than narcissistic…It wasn’t Look at pics of me and comment and like it..It was more sharing things, chatting about things…exposing and making fun of people like the asshole you are….I am a huge fan of forums…

This isn’t a Forum endorsement, it’s just to say that this post on Rachel McCord’s ass is the one getting a ton of views, which begs the question, who the fuck is Rachel McCord.

I mean we know she’s Annalynn McCord’s sister, who moved to LA with Annalynn McCord, but who never got on TV like Annalynn McCord…but who has been shot by paparazzi, and has established a following and audience…which is fucking weird since Annalynn McCord is virtually forgotten…and she was the barely famous one…

But since you all like it, whatever IT is…here it is.

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2018

19

Jun

Abbey Clancy Yachtism of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is some super famous in the UK…reality show star from 2006’s Britain’s Next Top Model…who became a lingerie model..

She’s a re-branded UK cokehead who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy for her, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe it is too mature and not playful enough now that she’s old as fuck…I guess escorts change their names sometimes…it happens…marketing….

She has been with the same Soccer player for a long time, so she is a WAG, which means soccer wife, during the World Cup…relevant…

She’s also a mom of 3, her most recent kid slipped out of her twat 6 months ago, which is pretty major…considering how good she looks…

I like the weird pattern pressed into her upper thigh…erotica….

Hey girls sit on random things…the impression it leaves next to your mom pussy in a bathing suit is porn to me…

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We’ve got a couple more bikini pics from social media with her husband Peter Crouch..

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2018

19

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak Tits of the Day

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Her name is Magdalena Frackowiak. She is an interesting, but not that interesting story of a Polish woman with a dream – who did all she could to make it in America – who eventually booked Victoria’s Secret for something like 750k and was kept around a few years – making more money than her GYSPY mother back home ever imagined…only to be fired and forced to start a jewelery line and now a T-Shirt line….where she is promoting both via her social media where she occassionally posts her tits in sheer lingerie…and that doesn’t make her relevant, she’s hanging on to the moment of fame she almost had as hard as she can and really she’s hot enough to look at half naked…HOWEVER…her videos where she talks to the camera…fucking destroy my soul they are so deep voiced and terrifying….

But the half nakedness..that’s good…

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2018

19

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan, the angel of my eye…the one I truly feel connected at the soul with…even if we don’t talk anymore…and even if she’s barely alive anymore..she will forever be Lindsay Lohan….no matter how much she looks like shit…or how much America doesn’t care about her so they sold her off to Arab countries…who have weirdly invested into her and licensed her name for a beach bar…where I guess you’d expect to get daddy issues and herpes in the shallow Mykonos waters…

I guess she has to be there as the host, it is called LOHAN, which is living the vacation life, the beach life, the retired life….I mean who doesn’t want to open a beach bar but thankfully covered up, not because I don’t want to see her big tits, but because I don’t want to see the rest of her expired body that carries those tits…

It’s sad, a reminder of our mortality, the aging process as we see her rot away….but she’s still Lindsay Lohan and will forever be relevant enough because of that…

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2018

19

Jun

Stephanie Pratt’s Old Lady Ass Flash of the Day

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Stephanie Pratt is all euro and living the life of Luxury in Mykonos..possibly with Lindsay Lohan at the Lindsay Lohan beach club…which must be the place where hot and relevant in the early 2000s go to die in their ‘retirement’….

She’s 32, clearly not into fitness, no squats were done in the making of this ass…she’s Spencer Pratt’s sister, Heidi Montag’s sister-in-law and she has made her celebrity as being a second or third tier character on those The Hills / Laguna Beach bullshit…

After The Hills, she moved to the UK and did their Made in Chelsea reality show that has created some really garbage people…she’s done UK Big Brother…and other UK reality TV…because I guess she’s like Hasselhoff…big in Europe…while her ass is not big in Europe…it’s deflated and weird but it is here…

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2018

19

Jun

Jenna Dewan Does Pilates of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that if you’re going to join a fitness activity to jerk off to either in the lockerroom, when you get back home from the class, or if you’re daring and don’t want to ever get invited back, right there while the women in the class are doing provocative moves….then Pilates should be on your short list….even if you’re capable of jerking off to pretty much anything because that’s all you do and know…

I guess Pilates is a great place to find Divorcees trying to be hot, sexy and show off their flexbility to build their confidence to get fucked again. Just not by you.

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2018

19

Jun

Rhian Sugen’s Titties on the Beach of the Day

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Rhian Sugden is a trashy UK Page 3 girl, which they’ve named Glamour Models, because their photoshoots are what you’d call “Glamour Shoots”, instead of trashy, cheesy, ghetto which is what they are…but I guess Trashy Model doesn’t sounds as fancy as Glamour, and it’s all marketing really, so if you call it Glamour it must be glamour and if it’s Glamour it’s not trashy… Glamour….more aspirational…thank trashy…

That said, pretty great to have tits in the third page of your newspaper everyday…I mean brilliant marketing….even if the women who were getting naked in the 90s are terrifying…like strippers and bottle service girls who made it.

But they do remind of a time when hot regular chicks weren’t getting naked and these monster tits were all we had access to that.

So let’s collectively celebrate the evolution of man and by man I mean the willingness for regular chicks to get naked…