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2018

20

Jun

Lily-Rose Depp in Vogue Russia of the Day

Lily-Rose Depp is my favorite of the celebrity rich kids who are entitled as fuck and trying to find some higher, more interesting level of purpose, as artists or socialites in denial of their spoiled existence – because it is all they no…

She is hardly like an Asia Argento, 90s rich kid from private schools, who had addictions and no fucking soul…playing the whole dark and edgy in a time when that was trendy…only to kill off Bourdain after blocking him on Instagram because she’s that kind of rich kid cunt..

While Lily Rose Depp is seemingly much sweeter, interesting, less broken and try hard…and for that…we celebrate her VOGUE SHOOT…a shoot I may have already posted by am posting again because I can’t get enough Lily Rose Depp..

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2018

20

Jun

Ava Sambora Tits for the Dead Mom Club of the Day

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Ava Sambora is soon to be in the dead mother’s society, which is a place where people with dead mother’s come together and chat about life without a mother….a club that despite having a dead mother, I am not invited to…because I guess I am just intolerable by even the most tolerant people…

Sure, Ava’s mom isn’t dead yet, but she’s almost dead, and that’s what happens when you’re Heather Locklear, a 90s rock pussy, who happened to get on TV for being hot, and who managed to carry that into getting her rock pussy knocked up with this Ava girl…by Bon Jovi, a huge act….

So while Bon Jovi toured the world…fucking other women, Ava’s mom just lived the good life, which I guess has finally collapsed because all these bitches are crazy..

What better way to celebrate Heather Locklear’s life than seeing her daughter’s half nakedness…her legacy.

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2018

20

Jun

Tinashe Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Tinashe is some singer who no one has ever heard of, except maybe Britney Spears, since they did a song together….

As it turns out, she was fucking some NBA player, who left her for the Kardashians, in efforts to get in on that Kardashian show, and make moves as a Kardashian lover, since it gets all these guys extra rich, and all they have to do is stick their dicks in the Kardashian sludge pussy….

That’s the world we live in…

Well Tinashe, is clearly not avoiding the media in hopes of getting seen now that there is some press around her, because she’s as shameless as the dude getting up in the Kardashian, trying to milk the Kardashians…like the cows that they are….obviously some more cowlike than the others…since the Kardashian that stole this tit’s man was Kendall.

Fascinating world we live in.

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2018

20

Jun

Ryan Newman in a Bikini of the Day

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Ryan Newman is some actress or personality I’ve barely heard of but she’s got some tits…

I like girls with guy’s names….like Ryan….as long as those girls don’t have dicks…

I do not think fucking a girl with a guy’s name is weird enough to make me lose an erection while fucking a girl with a guy’s name….not that I’ve ever fucked a girl with a guy’s name…unless that guy’s name is George….Neil….or Donald…and even then I can see past a name and stare at what counts…the vagina…

Especially in this era of NO genders…

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2018

20

Jun

Hailey Clauson Does Cosmo of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is alright, I guess, for an older weathered, thicker model who is on her last legs and figured she had to do something big, like SI, which I think it’s a waste of time in the grand scheme of things, but that apparently has a good reach and is good PR and helps these women get other gigs…like Cosmo..

I would say that this is far less interesting that any of the Cosmo articles on Anal sex that the Christian women try to get banned from the Newsstands because Anal sex is nature’s abortion and against god’s will…unless it’s a priest getting his dick all shit and blood covered with choir / alter boys…

But it’s still a girl with tits, who has made a career out of her tits, and who started being provocative in pictures at a young age with her tits, back when her dad sued Urban Outfitters for using her 16 year old model body provocatively…in one of the greatest cash grabs ever….only to have her grow up to be the slut she was back then…but old enough to make her own decisions about it.

That’s pretty much all I have to say about Hailey Clauson …

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2018

20

Jun

Zoi Mantzakanis Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Zoi Mantzakanis did some SI Casting call back in 2015, like the desperate girls you may or may not see on your social media feed, who are doing these video auditions that are fucking embarrassing and desperate hoping to become an SI Swim model like it fucking matters, when it doesn’t fucking matter….

They are promoting the magazine, giving the magazine hope they still have a life to fight, and if they get selected in the top 50 girls, they can have an in person casting, that they have to pay to get to Miami to attend….you know as an investment into their desperate selves, and they are top 50 I mean there is hope that all their dreams can come true while on that Platform promoted to the world like they were Kate Upton…

Zoi is Swedish, she’s got a model agency repping her and three years after her casting, she’s getting her tits out in hipster shoots as they do…and I think whether she’s a half retard who can’t spell kindergarten or not…she looks good and that’s really what it’s all about.

And she’s greek – so ANAL…

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2018

20

Jun

Marianne Pugin Titties in a Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know who Marianne Pugin is, but we have now seen her tits, and whether she’s a somebody or not doesn’t really matter, what matters is that her tits are in Black and White so that we know that they are ART and not shameless softcore smut…right…

That’s the thing about Black and White, what used to be the affordable option for photographers, is now a digital picture converted to black and white, to get that effect, making it hella fucking lame…but still gets done…because people are all full of shit.

I don’t hate black and white photos, like I said…artistic..shadows..depth…but to take a digital pic and turn in black and white is fucking lame as it gets…even with a set of tits.

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2018

20

Jun

Big Titty Bikini Woman Calls a Mexican a Wetback and Other Videos of the Day

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Hong Kong Fuck

Cop Aggressively Arrest Bratty Girl for Giving a Fake Name….

Russian Girl Victory Dance

This Mile High Club from Mexico….is Amazing

Australian Goes to Jail for Organizing a Boat Orgy

Homeless Shitter

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

20

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have to wonder….Why would anyone intentionally use a port-o-potty, I saw a couple take turns going to the bathroom in a fucking port-o-potty intentionally…when there was a real bathroom in a coffee shop twenty feet away. It was a construction site and the girl came out of it first, which explained why the dude was standing there staring at it, then the dude hopped in when she was done…and there was a real bathroom in a coffee shop twenty feet away…and you don’t even need to buy anything to use that coffee shop bathroom…new policy…..

Clearly they were port-o-potty – Johnny on the spot fetishists and they didn’t even go in to fuck in the blue mobile closet…they just went in solo to smell all the chemicals and shit floating around in it…

Fucking disgusting… like my morning hangover dump. I must be lactose intolerant or have a parasite or some shit….LITERALLY.

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2018

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve decided to document the large tits I’ve seen in a day so that when I am much older and can’t leave the house – I will be able to read my stepLINKS of the day diary entries that I share with you unappreciative fucks…..

So today, there was one girl in a bikini with a sheer t-shirt, and I asked myself, why is she in a bikini and a sheer t-shirt, there is no pool around here….but her tits are so big…maybe she doesn’t need a pool around here to wear what she needs to wear to get by….

Then there was a fitness mom on a bike with helmet and full spandex outfit…wearing a sports bra which I thought was racy and asked myself…why is this mom wearing a sports bra, that’s provocative…couldn’t she just wear wicking fitness shirt like fat men on the golf course, that coooling fabric…or does she really want the world to know she has abs and HUGE FUCKING TITS pushed out of her sports bra…

Then there was a goth girl in some leotard outfit, who was pretty fat, so fat that her shorts were stretched out and see through…showing off her black body suit built in underwear….like it was the 90s and I was sniffing my step sister’s dirty laundry in the laundry room….but it’s not about her big ass and thong cut body suit…it’s about her goth tits – bigger than my head….

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