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2018

18

Apr

Nereyda Bird’s Great Tits of the Day

Nereyda Bird is a reminder that I don’t post enough amazing black women and their amazing black tits…not because I am a racist..I fucking love hot black women..they are the racist ones who don’t have sex with me…at least that’s what I assume since I’ve never had sex with black women…or really that many white women…it’s gotta be a racist thing, and non inclusive thing, it can’t be that I am intolerable, it must be some intangible aspect of who I am that turns them off…fat shaming, Mexican, who fucking knows….but it can’t be me…that’s the logic I’ve learned from the 20 year old Social Justice Warriors with their “Thanks for Participating” Gangbang attnetion college kids who are walking hypocrisy…

That said, Nereyda Bird can be seen on instagram here follow her tits, make her the next Em Rat Cow….with more flavor, more energy, more eagerness, more excitement, and more effort because she’s got all kinds of extra work to put into proving herself and making a name for herself because she’s got that black cieling in the way…

KEEP THEM TITS COMING….

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2018

18

Apr

Ali Michael Tits of the Day

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Texan Ali Michael, who has been in the model game since she was 15, and who has been a New York hipster model since 2008, probably realizes that she had a pretty good run early on in her career, but then went “too cool” after being diagnosed Bulimic, where she just did hipster nude shit all day, pretty much doing the whole instagram naked chick thing before instagram even existed…what an innovator…

She knows that at 28, she better call on all her friends, all her favors, all she can to really solidify herself and her position in the world…because being under 25 and dicking around on your model money is fine, but 30…that shit is terrifying for a model…so it’s time to pull up those hipster socks, and get as naked as she can is as many high profile things that she can…

Cool kid out there making cool kid moves..

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2018

18

Apr

Amazing Naked Woman Rides the Fountain and Other Videos of the Day

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Guy Plays with Thai Tits

Drunk Driver VS Cyclist

Mistress Attack of the Day

Homeowners Catch Porch Pirate

Electric Bike of the Day

IMPEACH TRUMP Viral Stunt on his Hotel

Greek People are mad at the USA

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2018

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always get excited when my 25 year old neighbor does something like leaves her dome light on in her car, or similar careless things…like collecting her mail for her…that give me a good excuse to go let her know as a good neighbor, while really I’m just being creepy because I know she has huge tits, doesn’t wear a bra, and is the PUSSY HOLE I hear having sex multiple times a week when I’m trying to expedite my impending death through self destruction…

Last night, she left the dome light in her car and I was very happy, I could position it as “I’d hate for you to wake up to a dead battery and I couldn’t let it just go without telling you”…you know…hero move…

I just waited until I heard her taking a shower or her fucking her boyfriend to knock on her door and tell her…you know strategic timing…so that she’d answer in a panic half naked…to my smiling hero face….the strip club without the cover charge…Because I believe it is important to help people who have great tits, who are half naked when you help them, because I’m a pervert..

That was my night…and Here are some morning links…..

Mariah Carey is a Fucking Crazy Person
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Jennifer Aniston Old Lady in a Slutty Dress
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Sarah Hyland Nipple Pincher
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The Dumbest Internet Prank – EVER
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Amy Schumer is Some Ugly as Fuck
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Rapper to be Released from Jail Soon
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Plane Crash Captured on Dash Cam
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Two Kids Create an Earthquake with Dynamite
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Cute Black Bears
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The Dumbest Gender Reveal of the Day
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2018

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always wonder what the pussy of the white girl with dreads shopping at the thrift shop with her armpit hair flowing in the vent fan…smells like….

Or the girl in leggings at the coffee shop who just finished yoga class…what does her pussy smell like…

I guess in general…as a general concept….the core of who I am…I wonder what all pussy looks and smells like….

I blame the internet….

Here are some stepLINK…of the Day

R Kelly Accused of Giving Girls STDS
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Stormy Daniels – Big Tits
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Worst Reality Show Ever
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Anna Faris and her Big Cleavage…
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Farrah Abraham – Mother of the Year
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Starbucks is Closing 8000 Stores to Train People on Black People…
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The Stormy Daniels Assailant’s Police Sketch is Hilarious
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Body ODOR – The Video
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Two Instagram Whore Teens Being TOugh
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Evan Rachel Wood is Getting Paid the Same as her Male CoStars on WestWorld – To Promote West World
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Lauryn Hill’s Doing a 20th Anniversary Tour
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Police Talking to Youtube Shooter the Day Before Shotting Youtube..
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Jayde Nicole tiTTY Flash
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Sarah Hyland and her Face Injections
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Monster Truck Front Flip
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Giant Rideable Nerd Star Wars Shit
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Pig Amy Schumer Still Gets Work
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Driver Crashes into Motorcycle During Road Rage
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Margot Robbie in Another Action Comic Movie
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Solange in a SLutty Racist Shoot
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Big Girl Ariel Winter being Slutty
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Halsey – See Through Titties..
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John Oliver Bought Russell Crowe’s Leather Jockstrap
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Insta Justice….
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Bear Cubs are Funny of the Day
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SLUTS AT COACHELLA
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Elsa Hosk in a Wig
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Stormy Daniels HUGE Tits
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Paris Jackson – Lesbian
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Ashley Greene – WHore in a Dress
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Charli XCX Tits…
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Charlotte McKinney Titties
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Pam Anderson on TV with Them Tits…
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From stepSMUT!!

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HOT SLUTS BEING SLUTS….
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Nicole Aniston in Some High Concept Lame Instagram Looking Porn
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Hot Sluts on the Beach Fighting
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Teen Licks her Own Pussy – WTF
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BEACH PUSSY!
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Random Hot Tits
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Slutty Margaret and her Vibe Squirt
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The Dirtiest Sesame Street Episode…
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Tits and a Soccer Ball
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Champagne DOUCHE
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Masturbating on a Plane
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Hot Fake Ass of the Day
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Close Up of Vagina..
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Pussy Flash of the Day
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I have 2 Vaginas
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Sluts on the Plane
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2018

17

Apr

Miley Cyrus Underboob of the Day

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Disney kid, wild child, who is probably very fucking boring in her identity crisis of a Disney kid, branded to be relevant, cool, hip, edgy, which at the time she was doing it was what all the girls were doing, taking a titty out approach, acting like a tumblr cam girl or sex worker, all because she was recently single and fucking ready to bring it…

Miley Cyrus…the dream really, only cuz I’ve seen her pussy, her actual pussy, countless times, like she was a retard on swim day at the institution…a stunted attention seeker, or great marketer, who basically realized “so if i pull my pants down and show my pussy, I’ll make 100 million dollars, dope, sign it up, lock it in”….

Well, she decided country had more legacy, was more lasting, and that Dolly Parton was her god mother, so she instead went wholesome for a minute….until easter and the old Nipple Miley was back, because people liked that Miley and don’t care for country Miley…even though she’s still doing the Country Thing…no Coachella for her…just StageCoach…people…but NO CHELLA doesn’t mean…no Shameless Titty pics..

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2018

17

Apr

Jayde Nicole Flashing her Tits of the Day

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Jayde Nicole has come to her senses…

She realizes that she faded into obscurity trying to become a fitness influencer – that no brands will touch because she has that old stamp of Playboy on her ass…

The Canadian girl who moved to LA to date Brody Jenner on the Hills…after doing Playboy, and showing the world her hot body and tits…Remember Jayde Nicole?….the world probably has no idea who she is…but we aren’t the world….we are old perverts who have been perverting for a long time – when this one mattered..

She was the Brown Haired Sara Underwood, same era, but Sara Underwood killed it with her eager fan because SHE KEPT SHOWING HER TITS…even after having Mainstream Success….

So you can follow Jayde Nicole on INSTAGRAM….but this titty paparazzi flash is the most important thing she’s done…far more important than that fitness thing…

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2018

17

Apr

Nathalie Kelley Topless of the Day

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Nathalie Kelley is a Peruvian-born Australian actress known for her role as Neela in the 2006 action film The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, and for her roles in various television series including Body of Proof (2011–2012), Unreal, The Vampire Diaries and Dynasty. THANKS wikipedia….

Here she is doing what all the cool girls are doing for attention TITTY SHOOTS….

Unless this is a different Nathalie Kelley, I can’t confirm or deny it….I can just confirm one thing TITTY SHOOTS…

The most important thing in the modern times….

Or maybe this is staged paparazzi shit…either way tits used for promotional reasons is great!

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2018

17

Apr

Sarah Hyland Twisting Her Nipples of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is tweaking her tits…

I am not a Sarah Hyland fan, she creeps me out, looks deformed or genetically altered through a hormone treatment that kept her young looking to keep her working as a child star, all stunted and now retarded looking…or maybe she has a disease….

I never watched the Modern Family show, not even for Vergara tits…But yet I watch her slowly finding her sex appeal, maybe she lost her virginity, promoting her tits in like an empowered feminist…tweaking her tits to show how silly she is thanks to people having direct access to her fans through social media…

Weird times…imagine a top celebs of the past doing this….crazy.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2018

17

Apr

Rita Ora Cherry Popper Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora is the popstar who never was, but who keeps trying, really fucking hard from every single angle possible, and who may have finally made it now that she’s partnered up with a kid from One Direction, you know leverage the real fame, piggy back it, or let it piggy back you sexually, and eventually people will listen…THEY WILL LISTEN!!

She is still putting out slutty content, you gotta build off what you’ve built off of…and keep building….because you only got one chance….leverage….

She has fucked a Kardashian….She has fucked Calvin Harris…She has used tits to get where she had to go and she has already got way further than expected.

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