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2018

26

Jan

Jehane ‘Gigi’ Paris Nipple Ring Nude Shoot of the DAy

Her name is Gigi Paris.She’s an LA instagram model, because these LA instagram models are making serious moves..

Like calling themselves GIGI and PARIS because both so trendy…But more importantly getting paid for the followers they lure in like TILA TEQUILA did, through erotica…They are getting followers, they are working with big photographers, they are running instagram hard, and they are taking pics for brands for free, like some kind of street team that make brands realize they don’t have to pay bitches to figure- sabotaging their own business as spokesmodel ….but they don’t care, they just want that model life.

I don’t think GIGI PARIS after really popped off, but she’s still posting nudes and because of that – we get to stare at her nipple rings like some kind of prospectors looking for gold – finding the gold….

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2018

26

Jan

Ekaterina Zueva Masturbation Photoshoot of the DAy

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Ekaterina Zueva has 2.1 million followers on social media. HERE

I guess she’s got the right idea when it comes to self promotion as she does these editorial shoots with photographers that look like she’s masturabting totally naked, bush out and all, too hot for instagram.

It’s the kind of behavior that I appreciate and the likely increases her quality of husband who buys her off the mail order bride websites…

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2018

26

Jan

Couple Fuck on Train in Paris and Other Videos of the Day

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Nutella Buyers GO Mental When Supermarket Gives 70 Percent discount on Nutella

Monkey VS Tits

Front Loader VS Car

Drunk Man Arrested After Falling ASleep in Car

Bike Gets the Wobbles

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2018

26

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Today, I spent the last 3 hours realizing and coming to terms with the fact that I will never be an instagram vagina model – no matter how hard I try….because unlike Caitlin Jenner, I’m not a tranny…but in this gender fluid, gender neutral world, I figure I should be able to cash in and go on nice vacations for just spreading my legs in selfies too…

I guess I feel a lot like the plus sized models did before revolting….

I am a man (barely)- who wants women’s rights…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning even though it’s noon.

Kirk Cameron Speaks for God – What?
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Bella Thorne – Rapist
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Weinstein’s Assistant is a Snitch
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Smallest Restaurants in New York
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Yoga Bod
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Watering the Koala
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Suki Waterhouse – Denies Using Aronofsky as a Weinstein
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History of Sriracha Chili
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2018

25

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you see ex crackheads and sluts, hookers and scammers, degenerates and self involved garbage people that have done either terrible things by your standard or terrible things by the standards of society and religion go religious it’s always funny to me….but I guess religion always forgives….and more importantly, they were probably all fucked up doing bad things due to weak personality that religion would love….

The other day, I saw a girl I never met, but for some reason had me on the BCC list of all her Sex and masturbation videos that were always daring and even fucked up, like in the back seat of the car on a family vacation with her mom and grandma in the front seat having a conversation – post than she’s now a married Mormon…hilarious…weird…disturbing…but I guess we’re all just trying to be good people.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Storm Chaser Dies on Gay Cruise….
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Kourtney Kardashian Ass Flash
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Mom Snaps Achilles Tendon on Camera
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Flavor Flav Attacked in a Vegas Casino
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Claudia Alende’s Nipples
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Wook Worker Carves a Pencil out of a Pencil
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Steve O Gets Choked Out by Chuck Liddell
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Natalie Portman Tennis!!
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Human Ken Doll….Is Fucked…
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Oprah Noy Running President
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Musicians Auction Off their Shitty Art
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Sara Sampaio’s Nipples
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Watch the MUST NEEDED – EVER FASCINATING – How a Circuit Breaker Works
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Ashley Graham Huge Tits….
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6 of Scariest Things Said by AI
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Football Fans of the Day
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Questlove Being Sued Racial Discimination
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DMX Does Shots at Airport….
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Worst Selfie Ever
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Children’s App Takes a Dark Turn
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Sophie Mudd Got the Big Tits
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Stay PUFT Marshmellow Hadid
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Two Women Accuse Nelly of Sexual Assault….
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Koutney Kardashian – Tits in a Tube Top
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Sara Sampaio Got Legs
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Emmy Rossum Cleavage
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Scarlett Johansson is a Disgusting Looking Dyke
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Jane Seymour Old Lady Pussy in a Dress
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Zooey Deschanel – Dot Com Millionaire – Pregnant Body
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Lily Rose Depp Got Them Leggings On
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Shailene Woodley Legs
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Elsa Pataky Humping a Horse
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Christina Aguilera Pregnant
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Gal Gadot – Overrated
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Demi Lovato Cankles on TV
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Kelly Rohrbach Topless
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Squirting Class!
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Four Tits….
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Anus of the Day
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Mounting Humping a Dildo…
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Naked in the Shower..
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Pussy Grabber
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Nimfa the Flasher….
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Public Sex on the Honeymoon…
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Wrong Hole Like a Boss…
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Drinking Her Own Brew…..
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WTF is this Cutter on Webcam
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2018

25

Jan

Bella Thorne Topless of the Day

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Bella Thorne the instagram sensation, who is dating some mooch idiot that she’s been promoting aggressively for his weirdo music, that is the retard kid music, or viral music, that is all the rage, where these soundcloud weirdos who have no business doing music are putting out music, that for the most part is pure shit, and since the kids of today have no depth, substance, taste, and just like catch phrases and other low level half retard shit, they play it on repeat and go to shows…and buy the shirt…because we live in an instagram world….

An instagram world where Bella Thorne, Disney Kid turned self promoter, self producer, door mat for some idiot, possibly drug user, or just a poser looking for an identity and purpose…posts topless pics.

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2018

25

Jan

Ashley Smith Topless of the Day

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Ashley Smith is a good old Texan country girl….who moved to NYC to get it done..and she did it by doing topless erotica for the first part of her career – thanks to her big tits that I guess she’s still pulling out but less shamelessly…

She was that indy hipster girl in an era before everyone was a hipster, and at 27 or 28 she decided “fuck it”…and that she was going to take her weird tooth gap that I find hot – not just cuz my dick is small enough to fit through it – reminding me of an era when I used to fuck the space between my mattress and box spring…

And she ended up booking more campaigns, doing Sports Illustrated, the lamest of bikini content, and got a second life to her career…

But still doing the hipster topless thing, just with not enough nipple.

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2018

25

Jan

Laetita Casta Nipple of the Day

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Laetitia Casta is or was a french model turned actress with awesome tits who in the 90s was the one of the girls you’d find on celebrity porn sites I used to jerk off to…..because she was French and the fact she had massive tits….her tits pics were everywhere…in an era when tit pics weren’t everywhere.

Her and I go way back…she’s like my old mistress who doesn’t know I exist becuase the closest I’ve got to her was jerking off to a picture of her….not that I like talking about jerking off to slow loading tit pics on dial up in the 90s…..but it makes me feel like I have some sort of connection with her….or legacy…a reminder that I’ve been doing this shit WAY too long and I’m not a dot com billionaire from it…

Today she’s back with a shoot that involves her nipple behind fabric…

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2018

25

Jan

Rita Ora Topless of the Day

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Rita Ora is some pile of garbage that exists on social media and on the international celebrity scene – despite having moved to America to make it in America – but never quite making it in America like she wants to – up on some next Rihanna and Katy Perry bullshit performer level….

But she sure as hell puts all effort into it on all levels. From fucking a Kardashian, to fucking a DJ / Producer, to fucking whoever else I am too lazy to google but know she fucked because otherwise we wouldn’t be talking about her here and now…to showing off her tits, her big tits, the best thing about her, her only talent really….to kissing some other pop chick named Bebe Rexha, who is actually obese… not REXIA at all, but who is also another click baiter…all trying to leverage off each other and it’s magical in the least magical way.

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2018

25

Jan

Charissa du Plessis Nipple Model of the Day

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This is the first time I’ve posted the ever important Charissa du Plessis on the site…because eveyrone is a model, every creepy dude is a photographer, and everyone’s getting naked and doing stylized bullshit shoots that include tits…

Everyone is signed to an agency, people cashing in or trying to cash in on the DIY everyone can make a couple hundred bucks a week doing social media movement…so long as they are willing to grow their audience showing their tits, which aren’t even tits anymore, partially because she’s a euro but also because tits are desexualized and people can’t jack off to them.

Magic maybe…or a dream that I had as a child that has finally come true…because I want to see all tits everywhere.

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