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2017

24

Nov

Hailey Baldwin Being Attacked By her Dad of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is getting mauled by her weird Christian father who was once famous, possibly still famous, but defintely narcissistic, the kind of guy who jerks off to pics of his daughter, cuz she came from his sperm…you know rich, weird, delusional…an ex addict turned GOD addict..unstable..

The kind of guy who gifts his daughter a framed pic of herself…you know to celebrate how hot he thinks she is, they are..the world is…

I guess she’d have to be put to work as a model and needs all the encoragement she can get…because she’s not that hot..skinny, alright looking but with that jacked up face…not right…

Rich and delusional crazy people trying to stay relevant through offspring..what the fuck…

Garbage really…

Here she is fake modelling…

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2017

24

Nov

Maitland Ward Turkey Fucker Erotica of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a monster….making a thankgiving dinner – because MONSTERS need to celebrate Thanksgiving too, it’s their right as Americans…especially when that monster has monster tits and is a product of your pop culture…

So here she is shamelessly putting out clickbait thematic content that is holiday themed for people like me to post cuz I got nothing better to do and I guess either does she…

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2017

24

Nov

Senior Citizen Nicole Murphy in Leggings of the Day

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Old Black Ass…in some Leggings for Black Friday…

The most racist day in White America…

I went over this already – it is in the Morning Hangover Dump….about how the corporations designed a day for black people by giving them crazy discounts..to buy the shit the white people tell them about on TV…don’t make me try to write this joke out a second time – it isn’t that funny or interesting….or as fun as wrestling for a toaster…

While this black ass, Nicole Murphy, Eddie’s ex wife…who is richer than 99.9% of the white people, or all humans really, so she doesn’t need to do no black Friday wrestling over a toaster shit…

But I figure old lady in leggings, ex Model ass….

Here are some pics…

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2017

24

Nov

Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nipples in her Mom Swimsuit of the Day

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Olivia Cockburn is a scam, relatively uninteresting but people seem to like her, they find her interesting or hot or whatever…and I don’t get it. She’s old, troll-like, terrible…and manipulative…seemingly a terrible person…

But when her nipples are hard and wet..I get her appeal…and why people would like her – cuz looking at her full titty…nipples in a bathing suit…it’s alright…

I also appreciate that she’s in a one-piece bathing suit…covering up that new mom mangled stomach…allowing us to focus on her hard nipples.

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2017

24

Nov

Charlize Theron in a Bikini of the Day

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One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…

But she can’t be rubbed the wrong way….because she was a starving South African with a killing mom and dead dad back home – with a dream…who did Playboy, and all this other low level shit before she was “FOUND”…and you know what being “FOUND” is all about thanks to the Weinstein allegations…

So she’s the good famous girl, not that good in a bathing suit cuz she’s old, and not the Charlize of the past, but not exposing the hands that fed her, even though we know she did some shit…to get where she’s at..and that is a magical experience…

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2017

24

Nov

Sara Sampaio in Thailand of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a short, average looking model, who is nice and skinny which is nice to see….

I don’t know how the Portuguese girl scammed her way into Victoria’s Secret, because her first job was working for Victoria’s Secret….a small town Portuguese girl…suddenly in NYC making a million dollars a year…makes no sense…but it happened…

I like to think futuristic billion dollar a year scam companies…have genetic labs where they build these women…and she’s clearly got an Adriana Lima vibe….but totally bootleg, they haven’t perfected the science…you can’t expect the world out of people…but who knows, maybe his is just her, skinny girl who dates billionaire…because she can…

She’s in Thailand decompressing…because life’s rough for her.

Here’s a video

Here she is topless with a rich guy in Antigua last year:

Here she is BTS at the Victoria’s Secret show…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

24

Nov

Brooke Hogan Not Hulks Daughter in a Swimsuit of the Day

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This is Brooke Hogan, not the big girl with the big fucking jaw, who is a bit of a monster, with a great inheritance thanks to her dad fucking his friend’s wife on video – only to leak to the media – to sue the media – Gawker specifically…even though Gawker was evil, run by the sodomites, and deserved to be shut down…

This is BrookeHogan1 from the internet, you know the other Brooke Hogan…who doesn’t have the huge Hulk Hogan trust fund, but she’s got the same name as the other one and could try to get some credit cards in her name, that’s what I would do….when opportunity strikes….you know…

She’s in a bathing suit, she’s an “influencer” which basically means she was early to get in a bathing suit on instagram….because the rich guys pay the fuck up bro.

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Here is some bikini pic from her social media…

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2017

24

Nov

Old Man Sucking Wife’s Tit Over Facetime and Other Videos of the Day

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Topless Protest…..

Snake in a Train

Skateboarding Dog

Angry Stripper for Black Friday…

COOL – Plane Windows that Open…

Dude Jerking off at the Mall for Black Frida

TODAY in MALL BRAWLS

Another one from Walmart

One More….

Black Friday Fights!!

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2017

24

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting that everyone goes wild for Black Friday, especially in this very sensitive, even overly sensitive climate, considering that it was built on systematic racism from white American corporations creating a Day that is affordable for black people to shop…one Day a year…shop like the White man…and make us stupid money…they were so bold they even called it Black Friday instead of African America Friday…or “Pre Christmas Hype to Increase Our Q4 Sales Numbers Day”….

I know, why is it on Friday? I ask myself that also, probably cuz they saw that Ice Cube movie….white people trying to understand the Culture…

Why is it ignored? But we pay attention to white rich guys jerking off for white rich girls? Because this is America people and the deals are so damn good….so good people brawl over the shit….Black Friday lives matter to me…

While they matter to you, only cuz you got 800 dollars off a TV….

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Black Friday Deal of the Day…..
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Tara Reid Turkey Dream
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Gwyneth Paltrow Engagement Ring
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Kate Mara – Boring as Hell….
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Wind VS TRuck
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Thanksgiving Day Miracle
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Celebrity Nudity…Lifetime Deal….
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Accidental Facetime….Facetime Wrong Number
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2017

23

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s a good night to fuck your turkey carcass or your sister or your cousin or your brother’s wife or your stepmother or your stepfather or really anyone in your family that you’ve been cooped up inside watching football and shitty old movies with…conversing as humans do…

I mean otherwise you’ll have to wait until Christmas for your next chance…and that’s a month away…

Assuming you have family, even though you don’t, or if you did, they’d likely not invite you to their dinner – because you are on this site clicking links like a fucking weirdo…instead of jerking off in hopes someone walks in on you…you know since jerking off for people not expecting it is the trend of the year…it’s the Hollywood not officially cheating, not officially rape, but weird as fuck way…

Here are some stepLINKS….I’m Thankful for everything on Thanksgiving…everything but my hemorrhoid, that asshole is angry…and I’m not even celebrating thanksgiving…

Eat that turkey motherfuckers..

Phoebe Price Looking Amazing Tits Out with a Turkey on her Head
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Naked Instagra Model Goes Shopping at the Mall
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Elle Fanning Eating Erotica
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The Vape That Ends Depression – BESt INVENTION EVER
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Dude Does a Giant Leap Across a Road
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Tara Reid – Erotica…
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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I’m Thankful For….Katy Perry Being Disgusting Going to Dinner
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Pregnant Alba Sucks
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Rihanna Topless
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Ashanti in a Yellow Bikini
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I’m Thankful For….Hailey Baldwin Being a Played Out Pile of Dog Shit – On the Streets of NYC
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I’m Thankful For….Zendaya Coleman’s Fuck Me Boots..but More Thankful not Knowing who Zendaya Colman Is
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Little Kid on a Roomba…What the Hell
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I’m Thankful For….Old Lady Pam Anderson Still Doing Slutty Photoshoots
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Dog Trying to Catch Snow
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I’m Thankful For….Mail Order Brides like Olga Kurylenko in Shitty Magazine Photoshoots
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Some Netflix Show Called El Camino Christmas
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I’m Thankful For….Katharine McPhee Being Fat but Half Naked in a Magazine
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I’m Thankful For….Erika Jordan’s Weird Naked Fall Photoshoot
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The Most Expensive Steak in NYC
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Necrophilia Fetish Porn is Fuckin Weird
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Changing Room Voyeur Porn
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Happy Near Year Photoshoot for the Wrong Holiday Porn…
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Pullin Her Panties Down
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Big Tits Adjust Bikini Top – GIF
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Masturbating Amateur Chicks
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Some Good Good Amateur Porn
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This Site is Life!!
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Crazy Cum Shot of the Day
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Cripple Eats Pussy
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Titties in the Slutty Pose
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When Did this Porn Gaping Ass Cereal Fetish Start
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Mud Fetish Porn
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VIRTUAL REALITY PORN…WHAT!!YEES!!
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Job Interview of the Day
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Cheesy Fake titty Photoshoot
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