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Candice Swanepoel’s Accessible Fuck Position of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown Behind the Scenes Tits of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Wears Short Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears is in a New Location of the Day

2017

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was watching a fat girl eating chips while tanning in a bikini in the park and I thought to myself…”was the dip and nacho cheese” really necessary….I mean it’s like a feeder fetish everywhere I go…when did girls get the confidence to eat in public…I remember the good days when women feared eating in public…the world is doomed…it starts when babes do the opposite of starving themselves…instead of just taking the middle road and being hot..

Sad times…good thing I drink.

Here are some stepLINKS…

David Foster is Getting Fucked by Katharine McPhee
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Elsa Pataky See Through
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Kim Garner – Hot Body – Shining Pants
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Fat at the Football Game
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Scott Disick – is Banging Nicole Richie’s Sister
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Kathy Griffin has a Nice House
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Sloppy Tits
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The Rock in Jumanji – TRAILER
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Taylor Swift Behind the Scenes is the Fuckign Worst
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Paris Hilton Cleavage
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Katy Perry Tits Promote Shoes
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Katherine MCPhee Thick..that said – I’ve Seen Her Pussy Labia Reduction Scabs –
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Ryan Phillippe’s Girlfriend’s Tits Get Counter-Sued – Famewhoring
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Independence Day / Star Wars Mash Up
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Blade Runner Photocall CLICK HERE

Nicki Minaj Nipple
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Devon Windsor – Pussy Flash
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I want Karaoke Carpool to End in a Car Accident
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Nepali WOman Goes Nuts….
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Whore Ariel Winter Whines ABout Being a Whore
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Model on the Beach
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Pam Anderson in a Tight Whore Outfit
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Kate Upton is Not Hot…She Should Be Killed
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Punisher Trailer…
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Naked Amateur with the Best Bush Pranks Her Friend
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Random TUmblr Porn of the DAy
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Naked Whore of the Day
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Artsy Nude Photos
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2017

Sep

Troll Ariel Winter Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter wrote some high school drop out, given a GED, home schooled, mom-less cuz her mom whored her out, prose, or bullshit noise about how she’s just trying to live life, the paparazzi are hounding her, and that her content is just her living her life, and that she’s innocent and not a shameless whore…empowered woman not a shameless tits for hits whore…

This shirt…is the shirt that ONLY a shameless whore would wear out…she’s brainwashed to want attention…this is her attention seeking no matter what “I’m just living my life” she’s trying to use to polarize this shit…really.

Go fuck yourself with your lies you sloppy pig cunt..with your big, rich TV, tits…fucking garbage…

But you like garbage rich kids with no mom trained to whore herself out to get attention from a TV show you must be watching – because someone’s fucking watching it…and I’m not watching it..but I’ll watch the tits…because I hate celebs, but I don’t mind their tits.

To See The Rest CLICK HERE

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2017

Sep

Looking Down Selena Gomez Shirt of the Day

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I don’t think I am alone in saying…it’d be nice if Selena Gomez died from her Kidney failure, like nature intended – rather than having modern science intervene and her using one of her mooch groupies to give her a kidney – because if Selena Gomez was really into GOD she would have let him take her – rather than mooch off the hospital system – taking Kidneys and operating time that a kid could have used – knowing she’s going to die from the disease…and it’s irresponsible for her to have used her rich person access to choose life…

I mean what the fuck is she good for, or going to accomplish, more self indulgent garbage content that doesn’t matter to make her whining rich kid ass more profitable…fuck that…

Oh and looking down her shirt isn’t even that fun..

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2017

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Butt Shot I missed of the Day

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Jessica Simpson drunk from the other day is the highlight of the week – even though she looks as fat as she used to be – and there was zero hot going on….other than being a drunk chick…which is obviously a fetish for most people…who can’t get laid by sober chicks…I think they call it date rape / rape culture even when you’re not the one buying or drugging the drinks..and girl is the one coming up to you, hanging off you, and begging you to be up inside her….rape…

Jessica Simpson is a mom of two, probably bored on her pile of money because people handle all that shit for her, half retarded and if you know anything about retards..they all masturbate all the time…avoid the public pool on retard field day…trust me…and she’s likely the one doing the drunk raping of her man / lottery winner – who only played 2 years of NFL which was enough to trap this one in K-Fed Style…

The more interesting pic is the butt shot that was rumored to be posed, oh it’s still posted, I wonder how I missed it… BECAUSE I POSTED THIS ONE …but thanks to her being a wholesome southern girl addicted to sex, breeding out of wetlock, being a titty whore and a lie to the world for her personal gain.you know like a good religious souther god fearing american…who sells her shit to other god fearing americans…she does better.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2017

Sep

Ashley Graham is a Pig Bitch Testing Out the Power of Hotel Furniture and Mattresses of the Day

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I don’t believe anyone finds a pig in make-up, you know a fat bitch, who is married to big black cock who like fat bitches, but who don’t account for the target demo of the fat bitch clothing she sells, or the noise she makes whining to get into mainstream magazines that normally don’t fall for the mid 30s fat bitch wife, or give her the gig, because they would just ignore her incessant fan letters she’d send daily when husband was at work, kids were at school, or she was at home unable to have kids, because she was so fat she couldn’t get her period and breed…so she’s just watch soap operas and get fatter.

I know for a fact – NO ONE LIKES FAT BITCHES…not publicly, at 3 am drunk maybe, but never something you’d admit…and if you did we’d laugh, but not judge because collectively we re fascinated by fat tits…..

I know fat chicks don’t like fat chicks, they can pretend they do, but if they did, they wouldn’t hate themselves and eat their feelings..

I know a fat chick scamming, who wishes she wasn’t a fat chick, but loves eating too much to not be a fat chick….

I know she plays the “Fuck the haters card” but just saying that means you care about the haters, and I have a feeling this bitch keeps eating because she’s found an angel..

You know how not to get made fun of for being fat…by not being fat…or saying fat is healthy..when it’s fucking not…

But why not be fat when you get fucking paid…fat bitch in a fat fucking movement…pigging out to have a fat fucking bowel movement..

These monsters are fucking vile…fat fucking vile fucking pig bitches no one wants to see, yet they get naked on social media for the BBW porn lovers

YES we get it – fat fetishes exist and always have, we’ve seen the magazines…stop fucking shoving fat down all our throats…we collectively hate it

AND put some damn pants on your tranny monster…or did you EAT THOSE TOO….

OR MAYBE SHE SPLIT THEM OPEN ….CUZ SHE’S SO DAMN FAT….

I hate you.

I also hate that she didn’t fucking make that bed collapse with her big disgusting body that makes a King look like a single…

I also hate that the caption on the fat cellulite pic is “Me #sorry not sorry” or something with a princess EMOJI….so empowering…you fucking scammer….all the fat sloppy bitches unite…in a You Go White girl….that said CELLULITE POWER is a real thing if you cut off all the fat you can use it as fuel…i’ve seen Eskimo do it with dead whales…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW|Videos

2017

Sep

Vivid’s Dark Knight Porn Parody to Prepare You For Justice League of the Day

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My FRIENDS THE LEGENDARY VIVID are famous for their award winning Super Hero porn parody movies. They remind me that porn is still what porn was meant to be…fun, with story, mocking the mainstream, in a clever and amazing way…and I am not just saying that…CHECK OUT VIVID.COM to see what I mean…

If you read the site you will know that I hate the state of porn, I hate that these sleazy internet assholes are focused only graphic throat fucking clips, instead of good old fashioned porn actresses, playing the part of what could be a B-Movie role, parodying classic characters…artistry..I miss the artistry…

Porn used to be something you could sit and watch beginning to end…because it was a movie…with hardcore sex in in to break up the boring parts of mainstream movies…with sex…and we all like sex…

It’d be funny, it’d make fun of itself, it knew it was low budget…but it was a good time…

So seeing people like Vivid still making movies, parody movies, means there’s still a market of that…but maybe that’s just because super hero everything sells…

I don’t personally give a fuck about super heroes, or comic books, I never read the shit, but assume all you perverts love that shit, I mean you’re just that socially awkward…virgin losers who had not friends besides your comic books growing up…back when comic books weren’t every single movie ever made in Hollywood…

Now it’s all this CGI superhero crap people love…but it’s missing one important thing…the PORN….you know seeing people like Ben Affleck in tights get sodomized…

But VIVID…the real hero comes in to save the day….because , as a build up to the release of the MAINSTREAM Justice League movie on November 17, I decided to post an exclusive VIVID clip a week (FOR THREE WEEKS) and they feature three of the same characters from Justice League…because why not..

This week, we have Dark Knight XXX – a Porn Parody…amazing I know….this is the SFW clip, but you can head over to STEPSMUT to see the hardcore version…because that’s really what you’re interested in…

Director Axel Braun cast Giovanni Francesco as the Gotham vigilante. For the three female leads he cast Aiden Ashley as Catwoman, Andy San Dimas at Kathy Kane and Penny Pax at Batgirl.

Porn Lives. Thank you VIVID for existing and still bringing the classics, and the future classics. I’m really not just saying that. Supporting actual porn movies is so important. Don’t let the art of porn, what we love about porn EVER die…

CHECK OUT stepSMUT to see the XXX clip..

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2017

Sep

Jessica Biel Does Dirty Dancing for Ellen of the Day

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Jessica Biel cockteased ellen in a tight dress, showing her ass in a tight dress, while on a promo tour, like a lame Bar Mitzvah act…because her and her husband are popstar dancing weirdos…assuming they are still married…and he hasn’t made his full transition to cock, but sticks with girls with deep voices and broad backs who sound and from behind look like they could have cocks…

I don’t know, watching irrelevant actresses from lame shows 20 years ago, 20 years older….still doing shit because they wallet fucked proper…bores me…but you probably like it – because you’re pathetic and can’t move on with your life.

I do love Dirty Dancing though, I own three copies of it and used to (3 years ago) watch it once a month…true story.

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2017

Sep

New Vagina and Other Youtube Porn of the Day

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So I have had countless videos, photos, content deleted off social media since the dawn of social media…

I’ve had accounts deleted on every platform from a weird rave social network in the last 90s….to forums in the Y2k….to Friendster, Myspace, Facebook, Instagram, Vine, Twitter…and YOUTUBE…to the point where I pretty much gave up on social media, even though that’s where the eyeballs are, knowing I can’t control the shit…

Just a couple weeks ago my SFW Cam Girls of the Week video got deleted…for having censored nudity…

Yet…there’s videos like NUDE YOGA…so much nude yoga – because it’s spiritual…or some shit..I can go on an on about the injustice of social media, google, advertising, etc….but I won’t….I’ve been bitching about this since 2004….seriously…and I used to find youtube porn videos and post them to call it out…back in 2007 or some shit..

Here’s that nude yoga…erotica that is Safe for Youtube…but cam girls in THONGS aren’t…

Even though clearly it’s a pervert’s doing….paying Eastern Euro chicks to go to Ibiza with him to fuck, and film nude yoga videos…because he’s a pervert….

Or then there’s the new vagina videos of a plastic surgeon in Singapore who gives discount operations because he’s a pervert…showing off new pussy…like CLOSE UP Pussy…in what is not educational at all…and that you’ll know is not educational at all…when he says the new vagina he made looks YUMMY..

LOOKS YUMMY…the world is fucking crazy…and Youtube is a publicly traded porn site worth 200 billion dollars…

Fucking nuts…

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2017

Sep

Public Sex with a Fat Chick and Other Videos of the Day

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Wife VS Mistress

Flying Sex Doll of the Day

Phone Stolen of the Day

Suntanning Man Gets Run Over

Bus Driver KIlled By His Own Bus

Old Man on his Scooter Driving Down Middle of Road

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Telling the college aged girls you’ve been living next to for the last 15 years – but who you’ve never spoken to – but who you have to speak to because you’re the only two people in the dog park and you have lived next to each other for 15 years that you really appreciate that she’s on trend not wearing a bra because she’s built like someone who doesn’t need a bra – perky as fuck – is not the way to a smash and dash fulfilling her old fat homeless neighbor fantasy….

Following up that nipple talk with “but I like when you wear a bra and panty, remember that day last summer when you were tanning in the backyard in your underwear…you were with a guy and I think you may have been drinking sangria but I couldn’t tell from my vantage point.”..Will not redeem you…so it’s best to switch the subject onto how her mom used to be hot when I moved in – what went wrong…

I assume it’s aspergers

Here are morning links…

The Hurricane Ruined Melissa Joan Hart’s Vacation
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Crazy Napali WOman Attacks
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Breakfast Club Star Convicted of Assault – Not Molly Ringwald
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PUNISHER OFFICIAL TRAILER BECAUSE COMIC BOOK MOVIES ARE THE ONLY THING THAT HAPPENS
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Ariel Winter’s Mom is On a Promo Tour
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Drunk Jessica Simpson is Still Hilarous
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Paris Jackson – POKIES
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Cat Trainer of the Day
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Jessica Biel – Dirty Dancing
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I still can’t get over the Dog Hater of the Week
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