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2017

05

Oct

Coco for Breast Cancer Awareness of the Day

Remember Coco?

Well she’s out there promoting breast cancer with some of the most amazingly funny breast implants…that remind me of an era long gone…the trashy stripper chick who jacks up her face and body for rappers…that I guess isn’t all that different that what”s going on in social media today…but the girls jacking up their faces and bodies for rappers don’t have bleached blonde hair, they just have real fucking tans, looking like they are arab or something, even though their all white all the time, and the rappers are just there to sell more records…cuz they saw what girl did with her cosmetics line…

That said, as trashy and silly as COCO is, or as funny as this strapless bra she doesn’t need because her tits are filled with helium, I’m old and remember when Coco was out there keeping busy trying to build up her brand around her booty and for that reason alone we must celebrate whatever the fuck this is.

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2017

05

Oct

Kathleen Sorbara Titties of the Day

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Kathleen Sorbara is a model, whatever that means…I mean I don’t know how may times I’ll repeat myself on this shit…but I’ll repeat myself on this shit…and that is that every single girl with social media is trying to be a model, a photographer, an actress, a PR chick, a brand ambassador, an influencer, a fitness GURU, the best they can be…because the internet has been reduced to a bunch of idiots making self indulgent profiles on their feed, making Zuckerberg and shareholders lots of money, where they have board meetings called “How to bait people in to make us lots of money because their egos and boredom force them to be addicted to the platform we created, good job team, let me go buy another private island and FB target ads about how I am going to be the next president, because I am god, the people have spoken, I am god”…

That said, She’s not a traditional model, but is signed with a traditional agency, because traditional agencies are scrambling to compete with instagram, so they bring on the bigger girls, and I’m into the bigger girls sometimes, mainly when I’m looking at their tits, because a sturdy women never offends me when her titties are out…so here’s Kathleen and her tits…proving she’s a model…to those of you who aren’t believers and who just think she’s a big girl who takes nudes for her social media to get followers..you don’t see the big picture. .

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2017

05

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Pantsless on Instagram of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio posted a pantsless selfie on her social media despite being 38 years old…because you can never be too old…even though I think you can be too old…to be pantsless in bed…even old ladies do it…but to post it on your social media like some 20 year old…because some brand still pays you money and because you don’t want to admit you’re done…is pathetic, depressing, creepy, weird…tacky, trashy, time to hang up the pantyhose girl…save the nudes or the selfies shot by a pro photographer for the rich guys you fuck…unless there’s more vagina in them…in which case…send em over.

You see, I like actual nudes, of women at all ages, but this cocktease shit isn’t cute, it’s like getting with an older woman and she gives you a handjob, even though I love handjobs…older women are just supposed to know how to work it…save the entry level shit for the college kids..

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2017

05

Oct

Romee Strijd Nipples for Fashion Shows of the Day

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Romee Strijd is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s very important as a model, unlike all the other models, which is pretty much every single girl in the world with an instagram, doing silly poses for the camera in public places and in private photoshoot settings that they planned and coordinated, in an adults playing games like kids, a little make-belief, while other adults feed their egos and tell them how good they look, even though under all logical obvservation….they don’t stand a fucking chance…yet they keep going and going…because their EGOS are deluded and they believe….that there is more in the world for them….and the world just needs to see them to buy in…even though the world doesn’t really care…but yes…fat chicks can get famous, skinny chicks can get famous, tattoo chicks can get famous…it’s all how you angle it…and people are morons and will believe what you tell them…

But I prefer actual models you know, the girls that some dude or company created to promote product so that my brain doesn’t need to process if they are hot or not, it is just generally accepted as hot…and my lazy mind likes that….otherwise I’d be lost and confused…now tell me what to buy media…TELL ME!

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2017

05

Oct

Titty Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Guy Pushes Girlfriend out of Window

Truck Takes Out Woman

Racist Jewish Woman in Israel Calling Black Jewish Woman in Israel Stinky on the Bus because Jewish people are Racist even to their own Jewish kind

Dude Uses his CRX as a Skateboard and Fucks it up…

Naked Woman Runs Through London

Violent Sucker Punch

Asian Vagina Whip

Videos
The AR-15 Bumfire Chick from CNN of the Day

Man Upset About the Fat Girl he Fucked

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2017

05

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Whenever I think about life problems, I realize the solution is simple, adopt an Communist born and raised Chinese Olympic trained, but not Olympic sent because 40,000 other girls were better than her, gymnast at 17,, become her dad, then Woody Allen her and make her your wife at 18, once trust and love is established….because as a trained Olympic athlete who never made it, she’s got the insecurities of letting down her country, the athleticism you’d want in any woman, the discipline and the willingness to do hard work….making cleaning the house, or posting the site, or getting a beer out of the fridge a hell of a lot easier…

Unfortunately, I’m not rich enough to save or adopt anyone, but sometimes I try to bring homeless women over to wash and nurture like I am their mother bird, but homless people unlike bright, trained robotic, Chinese people…are crazy, disgusting, addicts who have thrown feces at me…

It’s the bootleg adoption…that lasts a few hours and that sometimes gets me a blowjob….filled with fear that my already stump of a dick will get officially ripped off…

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Glee Actor Gets Off on Child Porn Charges with a Slap on the Wrist
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Kesha and Taylor Swift are BFFs…or some other who Gives the Fuck Unless I see the Sex Tape Shit..
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LG’s TV Wallpaper
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Alec Baldwin Realizes his Mocking of Trump is Bad
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Catherine McNeil’s Breasts
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Abandoned Puppy’s Story of Survival
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Arianny Celeste Slutty Fake Tits Pics for Social Media
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Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford Lose it at Interview
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2017

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was seeing at least 4 women, fit women, in leggings, rocking fitness thighs and fitness booty..all skinny, but thick, it’s something I’m into now…the whole squeeze my head like your making watermelons explode in Youtube fetish videos gets me going…

The sadness of my day was seeing a big girl with tits hanging down to her waist, not even that old, but just each tit the size of two or three basketballs, too big for any bra, big enough to tuck into her elastic waist band…..looking dirty and crazy…and I should have offered her help, a hand..a “LET ME BE YOUR BRA”…but she was disgusting looking…and I discriminate…

The other highlight of my day was two fat dudes riding on an e-bike designed to look like a scooter…totally out there…for all to see..not realizing that together they were a MEME if only I had a camera…

That said…back to the tits…and Here are some stepLINKS

Donald Trump is Gay – He Tried to Bang Brooke Shields
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My Favorite Tranny is Selling her House
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Guy Distracted by Hot Girl
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Katy Perry – Jamie Lee Curtis
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Isla Fisher Cleavage….
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Dog with the Longest Tongue
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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Looking Homeless but Billionaires
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Romee Strijid NIPPLES!
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Kirstie Alley Knows Mass Shooters are on Anti Depressants and That’s why they Do it and I Believe Her
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One of Fifth Harmony Gets Kicked Off Stage
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Culkin Takes Date to Knotsberry Farm
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Zendaya Lookin’ Fine ya
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Vikander – Skinny LEgs
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Gigi Hadid Looks 45
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Honest Trailer for Blade Runner
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Fergie’s New Album Nude Pics
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Jennifer Garner Single Mom Depressing Selfie
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Tommy Lee Jones Hates Jim Carrey
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Selena Gomez Has the Hard Nipples You Know
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Elle Fanning and Dakota Fanning at a Fashion Show
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The New Hefner
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Selena Gomez Legs.
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Fails of the Month
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Slutty GIrls Show You How to Flirt in Mississippi
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Greek Sluts….
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Monster Tits
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Big Titty Teen
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Artistic Underwater NUDES
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3 Girls and their Big Tits
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Marthon Runner’s Dick Exposed
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FEMA Tweets Phone Sex Hotline….
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Fucking Behind a Pub….
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Drunk Girl peeing on the Street
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Ayla Rose in Stockings….
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Hot Naked Chick Named Aspen
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Slutty Selfies!
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Naked with Something in her Pussy
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Hot Naked Chick Named Syvlie
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2017

04

Oct

Bella Thorne Titty Grab Dance of the Day

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Bella Thorne may not be as hot as she might have been thanks to face fillers. She may not be as stable as she could have been thank to a mom whoring her out to the industry…being robbed of her childhood and forced to face all kinds of hardships like being paid lots of money – and being coddled and sucked up to – by people you can’t trust as friends because they are using you..leaving her alone, forced to medicate with the POT, and post it on her feed because it’s recreationally legal and not the 90s when you had to pretend you didn’t smoke pot…but more intrestingly..she’s doing a topless dance, hold her titty, and jiggle and it’s not that hot, it’s almost boring at this point but would I be a site if I didn’t post it..

NO…I wouldn’t be..

Not that I am one..but you know what I mean….and that is that the world needs more Bella Thornes in it.

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2017

04

Oct

Ella Weisskamp Nipples of the Day

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Ella Weisskamp is a model who takes pictures and is thus a photographer – which doesn’t matter as much in this era of the iphone photographer…any motherfucker can take a goddamn pic and they all fucking try…all fucking day because let’s get famous too…but the difference with Ella Weisskamp is that she gets in front of the camera too, and when she does she shows tit…

So it’s this balanacing act of taking pics of bitches to get the social media tag, and posing in pics to get the social media fans, in a double dipping, triple threat hustler…on the INFLUENCER in training kick…and when there’s nipple involved…motherfucker…I’m influenced…

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2017

04

Oct

Ariel Winter Fat Girl Workout of the Day

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Ariel Winter is working out because she knows that her body type is destined to be 300 pounds and she can’t have that. It’s one thing to be body positive and pretend to love your body..but it’s another to cut off your tits cuz they don’t stop growing…only for them to keep on growing…and the rest of her…mainly her gut along with it….making girl nervous, freaking out, eating everything in front of her to deal with the stress…and realizing that’s the problem not the solution…

I don’t know if I find a chubby girl fighting to stay fit hot, I guess it’s like watching someone trying to bail out their boat that is sinking and will sink, it’s the pre-obesity content we can look back on and collectively laugh….as her fans still remain loyal to her because they watched her grow up and feel like she’s family to them…thanks to not having a family of their own becuase clearly they are weird…

I am ready for the inevitable….

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