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2017

11

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is an old lingerie, I mean if you can call Victoria’s Secret Lingerie, I am sure trailer trash in Texas or really any middle of the road neighborhood in the USA, would consider it Lingerie, it kind of looks like lingerie, it just smells like made in China Chemicals that are probably leading into pussy and tits like you want to, causing pussy and tit cancer…

That said, Ambrosio is one of their promo models who has made a lot with them and I am wondering if her fake tits were a tax write off, or if she just let some rich dude pay for them…

The reason I am into these pics are not the young yungs next to her, but the bent over in bikini pic, always a fetish…GOOD times…

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2017

11

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Model of the DAy

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Ireland Baldwin has me blocked on all her shit for whatever reason..I assume she is a fragile rich kid with famous parents who struggles to make it on her own…and for that reason alone ends up in rehab and other equally amazing places…like in lesbian relationships…being all edgy…while her cousin stole her hustle…by linking up with more important people for their share for share…leaving this one in the dark..forgotten…much like in her home life…

That said, she’s got a bikini campaign and the world can excitedly look at her bikini body, big girls need love too….but they won’t since no one cares about Ireland Baldwin….

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2017

11

Jul

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid in Bikini of the Day

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Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid are fucking useless trash and they are in bikinis looking as uneventful as they are…because they are not that hot, they are not that important, they are hacks, they are bullshit, yet they are still getting paid, their egos fed, as they sit and compete over who is more important while knowing very well that they are equally trash…deep down in their hearts…all delusional people know the truth…

I anxiously await the drug overdoses after people stop caring and they fade out to irrelevance…unless they know the scam will end soon and are just milking it hard…..hopefully I am alive to see it happen…because knowing they will die is magic.

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2017

11

Jul

Dakota Fanning Nipple of the Day

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Dakota Fanning has a nipple, which is good to know, because after seeing her grow up in the entertainment industry, not in a creepy way like most of her fans, who either jacked off to her early roles, or jacked off excited for her to hit 18, I was more creeped out by her whenever she did interviews…and just assumed she was a fucking robot…well ROBOTS don’t have nipples…no do they…so I guess she’s just a victim of abuse from parents that had a dream to milk the fuck out of their kid…

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2017

11

Jul

Kim Kardashian Tits of the Day

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Kim Kardashian has tits she likes to show the world…like she had a vagina that she liked to show the world…in what ended up becoming a billion dollar empire which in and of itself is disgusting, embarrassing for humanity or America and the people who throw money at this garbage, when really she should have just been left in a dumpster outside a stripclub after burning through her dad’s inheritance…instead…she became this thing that sells bullshit, that gets paid to promote bullshit, and at 37, a mom of two, plastic surgery ridden and non-human looking…she can still show the world her tits and they pay attention…instead of calling her and treating her like a fucking sex worker that she is….

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2017

11

Jul

Lottie Moss Bikini of the Day

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I used to think Lottie Moss was shit, back when she first made an appearance as Kate Moss’ sister, because she’s only her half sister, and leave it up to today’s generation to be that entitled, that they attach themselves to anything they can and more interestingly, the world, and not actually the world, since the world doesn’t give a fuck about her or Kate Moss, but the people who decide who to cast in movies and in ads get excited because of the last name…

But then I realized, she’s trying to be a lazy reality star who hangs out in Ibiza in her bikini with trash, and not a Kendall / Kardashian / Jenner / Hadid taking on the fashion industry and I feel like that alone should be celebrated. Know your place…

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2017

11

Jul

Suki Waterhouse Nipples of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse, a model who is hardly model worthy, but when she was younger was kinda hot or hot enough to be a model, or hang out with the cool kids who gave her jobs, and eventually rented her out to Brad Cooper before he chose soulless Russian chick Irina Shayk to trap him, wants you to know that she’s got a nipple, and despite that nipple, Brad Cooper, her reason for existence and relevance, because other than him, she’s got no claim to fame, still found better pussy than her….

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2017

11

Jul

Jessica Simpson Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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18 hours ago – Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her 36 year old mom ass – because I guess its her birthday and she’s feeling hot about it…which is easy when you’re a half retard, rich as hell running a billion dollar a year business, like it’s some kind of joke, a serious fucking troll…but more importantly, she was destined to being a 400 pound monster in a trailer park on disability eating fucking donuts and chips, watchign the Price is Right, discussing how she liked fat Drew Carey better than skinny Drew Carey…but instead she drop the weight and now posts pics like this…and for that it is amazing…

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2017

11

Jul

Isabeli Fontana Nipples of the DAy

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Isabeli Fontana is showing her nipples…

She’s a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system,

She’s no longer 16, she’s old as fuck and a mom of a bunch of kids, but still showing off her nipples…

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2017

11

Jul

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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Ugly face Ashley Tisdale is in a bikini and she’s looking a little thicker than she used to look because I guess she’s decided that thick is in, working out is boring, and no one is giving her work, yet she still has a pile of money from when she did once work, that why bother trying…she’s done, she’s retired, why not make her life a fucking bikini clad vacation where she celebrates her bigger tits than she’s ever had…which is an accomplishment when you’ve always been the broken down faced girl…who people marketed as a babe…

But the tits look good though…

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