DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2017

04

Sep

Literal Burning Man of the Day

I’ve seen other Burning Man suicides, I know it’s happened before, but that’s expected because Burning Man attracts a bunch of poser follower idiots with zero original or creative thought, just a bunch of lemming retards with little to offer the world, rich or hot and with rich guys, trying to fit into the social media feed, or trying to come across as amazing, despite not being amazing at all, just a bunch of bullshit..

The only tragedy in this is that the entire festival and all the festival goers didn’t jump into the flame with him, in some bad acid trip…because the world would be a better place without the people who think this is event is “cool…or down to earth…it’s just lame as fuck…

Posted in:Videos

2017

04

Sep

Liv Tyler is the Body fro Triumph Essence Lingerie of the Day

No Comments »

WTF?

Liv Tyler…

I mean…Liv Tyler?

Why would any brand, whether it is one Liv Tyler owns or not, would use Liv Tyler as their face, is beyond me….

She’s from before most of our time…I mean not before my time, I am old as fuck and remember the Aerosmith videos back when music videos mattered…featuring her and Alicia Silverstone, in what I guess was Steven Tyler’s attempt to celebrity daughter a girl he fathered but who he was pretty much a deadbeat towards…creating the actress who we haven’t seen act in a long time…making these lingerie pics even weirder…

It’s not like she’s this iconic woman women are into, like Gwyeneth, you know rocking them women’s lifestyle blog…

It’s not like she’s in movies or on TV that I know of…

It’s just boom, here she is in lingerie, haven’t seen her forever, but here she is…at 40…and it’s weird..but that ass is huge in those panties..I dig it…

Posted in:Liv Tyler|SFW

2017

04

Sep

Birthing Videos for Labor Day of the Day

No Comments »

Every year on Labor Day, I find a few birthing videos to celebrate the beauty of Labor and the erotic fetish that youtube caters to with these close up pussies being ripped apart videos….

So for the sake of tradition…and not because I like this shit…here are a few birthing videos…for LABOR DAY…because it’s Labor Day…a Celebration of going into Labor…

Bloody Birth…

Horrible Sounding Birth….

Doggy Style Birthing…

Some Pregnant Baby Going into Labor…

Bush Birth

Irritating Live Birth…

Creepy Breeder Family and the Unassisted Home Birth

Some Water Birth….

Enough of that…

Fine one more Water Birth…

Who are these people…not Serena Williams..>I’ll tell you that much.

Posted in:Videos

2017

04

Sep

Sex in the Pond and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Homeless Titty Spa Day

Which Trash Girl Fight…

Naked Woman in the Street Surrounded by Dudes

Kid Kills World Record on the Rubiks Cube

Flood People Getitng their Fuck On

Crackhead Steals Truck

Fight in the Kebab Shop

Woman VS Man in the Manhole

Priests of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

Negotiating with moms for pictures of their vaginas…is always labor intensive, even on labor day, because they have been in labor at least once and feel self conscious about their pussies..

When really, they don’t look any more damaged than most of the slutty girl pussy I know and see, because the slutty girl pussy I know and see is probably the kind that inserts weird objects or lots of objects in it…while the mom pussy is almost unscathed or untouched since their husband barely fucks them the last 10 years…you know…because they are disgusted with the prison life they chose..and the pussy responsible for it…

Here are some stepLINKS….

The Most Annoying Video of the Day
DON’T CLICK HERE

Britney Spears Reacting to a Drunk Fan
DON’T CLICK HERE

Woman in Tight Jeans Playing Hurling…in a slutty squat…
DON’T CLICK HERE

Reporter Given Beer During Coverage of Harvey….
DON’T CLICK HERE

Dude Does Backflip in Sandals without Spilling Beer…
DON’T CLICK HERE

It’s Beyonce’s 50th Birthday – here are some Slutty Pics of her
DON’T CLICK HERE

Lil Wayne Hospitalized for Seizures
DON’T CLICK HERE

Cyclist Mad for Being More Feminine than Lance Armstrong
DON’T CLICK HERE

Madonna Has Moved to Portugal
DON’T CLICK HERE

Landslide in India
DON’T CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

Labor Day What….

Some idiot escort I found on Backpages, who I follow on Snapchat posted her location (the Sheraton Hotel) and pictures of her stack of 20s from fucking all that dick from BACKPAGES…making that backpages money…and it took a lot out of me to not set up an appointment to rob her…like she was Kim Kardashian, giving her the Kim Kardashian treatment, that would probably excite her thanks to her clearly being influenced by Kim Kardashian and family in that she’s whoring herself…

IT IS CRAZY…

I didn’t do it….but here are some stepLINKS which I did do..

Taylor Swift Still Scissors Karlie Kloss
DON’T CLICK HERE

Courtney Stodden – Topless Goddeess
DON’T CLICK HERE

Madison Beer – Hot
DON’T CLICK HERE

Two Angry Lynx
DON’T CLICK HERE

Mom AManda Seyfried is Garbage
DON’T CLICK HERE

Jessica Chastain – Garbage
DON’T CLICK HERE

Charlotte McKinney is Useless Trash
DON’T CLICK HERE

Kate Hudson in Cosmo
DON’T CLICK HERE

Penis Candle Drug Mule
DON’T CLICK HERE

Cindy Crawford in Malibu
DON’T CLICK HERE

Nicole Scherzinger – TRANNY – BUT I’ve Seen Her Pussy
DON’T CLICK HERE

How to Make a Soup Can Stove you Hobo Fuck
DON’T CLICK HERE

Katie Price Nipples
DON’T CLICK HERE

North Korea – VS – South Korea
DON’T CLICK HERE

Katie Keight – Nip Slip
DON’T CLICK HERE

Violin Clickbait
DON’T CLICK HERE

Lily Rose Depp – Cankles
DON’T CLICK HERE

Serena Williams Took a Shit
DON’T CLICK HERE

Stranger Things Trailer
DON’T CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!
================

Some Nikki Sims Bitch and her Glow in the Dark Tits
DON’T CLICK HERE

Random Tumblr Porn – By Me…
DON’T CLICK HERE

Lesbian Sex
DON’T CLICK HERE

Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
CLICK HERE

Alicia Vikandr Tits
DON’T CLICK HERE

More Monster Tits
DON’T CLICK HERE

Arab Chick Tits
DON’T CLICK HERE

Hot Amateur Tits
DON’T CLICK HERE

Greek Slut
DON’T CLICK HERE

Some Ginger Chick Naked
DON’T CLICK HERE

Tits on the Ferris Wheel
DON’T CLICK HERE

Slutty Selfies!
CLICK HERE

Weird Fetish of the Day
DON’T CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Watch My Top 20 SFW Cam Clips of the Week…
DON’T CLICK HERE

HOT SLUTTY IMAGES OF HOT SLUTTY GIRLS HOT
DON’T CLICK HERE

Find More Great Links Here….
DON’T CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

01

Sep

Top SFW Cam Clips Part 4 of the Week

No Comments »

Only suckers work day jobs…that’s why we partnered up with MYFREECAMS

Only idiots produce content to post for likes and follows while making people like Mark Zuckerberg richer than god….

The smart girls are the cam girls, doing it for money, getting paid…but working for their tips, earning their keep…through creativity and being hot…

The best thing about them is that you can see them all naked…

The best things in life are free…tip them what you want….

The best things they do is the Safe for Work stuff, because anyone can stick things in their butts for 1000 people, but it takes some real talent to be engaging when not naked….

————–

VISIT MYFREECAMS FOR MORE CAM GIRLS CLICK HERE

————–

WATCH – PART 3 – CLICK HERE

WATCH – PART 2- THE REMIX – BECAUSE MY FIRST TRY WASN’T QUITE SFW CLICK HERE

WATCH – PART 1 – CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepTV|Videos

2017

01

Sep

Hannah Ferguson Nipples for Mario Testino of the Day

No Comments »

Hannah Ferguson is the other Hannah from Sports Illustrated, the one who didn’t use her Sports Illustrated model connections to get knocked up by a athlete like Derek Jeter that she met at some Sports related event because Sports Illustrated models throw their hired hookers into everything they can…..to promote the dying Sports Illustrated swim brand…

Well this one went to fashion, titties out and it’s nice…cuz the tits are big.

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2017

01

Sep

Cara Delevingne Sex Scene Because She’s a Serious Actress of the Day

No Comments »

Her name is Cara Delevingne and she’s a serious actress who does “Sex Scenes”….

Or maybe she’s just a scenester fair weather lesbian – who fucks everyone in her quest to be cool – because that’s what all these hipster idiots are about – being cool….being inclusive….being everything to everyone and being nothing at all…pretending to be unique and different…an outspoken individual…while being the fucking same, trying to fit in..

Maybe she’s just a name that hollywood said “give her the job, acting is a joke and we need views…..

Maybe it’s all bullshit, she’s not that hot and this sex scene sucks…

Maybe not everyone deserves to be an actor…if they started out rich, spoiled, entitled, and annoying like Cara Delevingne….

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2017

01

Sep

Jaime King for Galore of the Day

No Comments »

Jaime King is an annoying self involved twat who was once a heroin addict model in NYC during a time when her photographer boyfriend died of a heroin overdose…and who turned into a relevant actress…or relevant enough actress, how the fuck did that happen…but it did….

Well, she’s in a magazine in a bikini in her mid 30s, not as hot as her heroin tits topless in the late 90s, but some people don’t give up, like this one,…not giving up…so let’s post their pics because what the fuck else am I doing today..

Posted in:Jaime King|SFW