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2017

31

Aug

Bella Thorne Bikini Top of the Day

Bella Thorne is annoying, but has an amazing body…that makes the annoying less annoying…because hot bodies are inspiring and make things more tolerable…because if bitch wasn’t hot bodied and doing all these things…it’d be fucking irritating…and gross…like all these fat models doing fat model things….you know…

Here’s her shamelessness…

There is more….because of course there is…she’s just that kind of shameless exhibitionist pawn being used to sell bullshit like the dancing monkey she is….

You know….Disney Train, Mom Exploited…Internet Influenced…shamelessness…but where’s the damn sex tape…

Posted in:SFW

2017

31

Aug

Berit Birkeland Nude of the Day

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This is Berit Birkeland….

In this era…I don’t know if she’s a model, or just a girl who is willing to get on camera naked because it feels good for her self worth, in an otherwise depressing and unfulfilled way, as the general public are looking for audience and fans…even for doing nothing much…

But I do know that she’s lovely when topless as all girls are…at all levels of modeling fame or etc…

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2017

31

Aug

Natalie Portman Possible Nipples of the Day

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Apparently these are Natalie Portman’s mom of two Jewish Goddess that gives Jewish men hope that if they inherit enough money or become strong enough Lawyers, agents, hollywood execs, they will secure a Natalie Portman of their own, without having to make her convert….you know…iconic, beacon of hope, who cares…

I don’t know what this is for, but she was in Star Wars, so does it really matter to hr fans, it doesn’t…they’ll watch her do anything..

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2017

31

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute titty pic of the day because the world needs model tits…

You know since not everyone in the world of all ages get naked on their social media all fucking day…you know since every time I leave my house I see nipples in sheer tops all teh fucking time….because tits are the new wearing shirts…

Edita Vilkeviciute is an old timer tits, so maybe this is Nostalgia, or it could just be tits…it’s probably just tits…

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2017

31

Aug

Lottie Moss Nipples of the Day

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Lottie Moss is not Kate Moss and I don’t think she really claims to be..

She’s more into using the last name to get her into all the right parties, or have the paparazzi take pics of her, or get into Reality shows as “Kate Moss’ sister”…since it’s far better and more fun doing that than going to college and trying for a real job…right.

You know, make your sister do all the work and become iconic…while you can move in and just have fun with it, get on some bullshit reality show, a few tabloids, all that bullshit…knowing she can never be Kate Moss…but will sure as hell ride them coattails and get that level of attention all girls crave….wearing a see through top…GOOD TIMES…

I follow her on social media…

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2017

31

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Kind Of Naked for Narcisse of the Day

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I find it amazing that 35 year old mom of two or three Alessandra Ambrosio is still modeling, whenever I see her pics I think “she looks good for a 35 year old, but why the hell is she still getting paid to model”…it’s like throw in the panties bitch, we get it your fake tits are only 5 years old, but that doesn’t mean you’re that fresh girl, and we get it you still have a tight enough body, but that doesn’t mean your as tight as an 18 year old trying to get the jobs she’s got, it’s like force her to retire like they do in Switzerland, it’s like get out of her old timer, people don’t know or care who you are anymore, the youth shouldn’t at least and if they do…that’s a real fucking flaw…because there’s not much else to her….she’s not hosting TV like Tyra and Klum or other VS models who have transitioned like they Bruce Jenner…she’s still doing what she did, like she did, as she did, hoping no one notices she’s a fucking old timer…too old to be there…in a get the fuck out of her..situation…

That said, this is one of her hotter shoots…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

31

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Young Mother Tits at Burning Man of the Day

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Here’s Candice Swanpoel, a new mom and VS model who has only done VS, at Burning Man….becuase that’s hat moms do….

they go to that bullshit hippie event Burning Man, designed for disconnected rich people, tech billionaires and models, to reconnect with the earth, or their inner soul, by doing mind altering drugs in the desert, to really feel like their empty lives have substance, and their soulless money grubbing existence has souls, and that their “existence” actually matters….but it doesn’t, it never does…but it does help commercialize through social media…a fetsival that I am sure was always lame, just not this lame, because people who attend mass gatherings are by default idiots…..unless that mass gathering is collectively overthrowing the government so that we collectively don’t have to pay taxes anymore…but no one does that…instead they dance around naked or on bikes in silly costumes they’ve planned and curated all year….idiots..fuck them and the private jet they flew in on..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2017

31

Aug

Bella Hadid for Vogue Bullshit of the Day

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Bella Hadid is a bullshit model but I guess when the industry embraces you, you’re not that bullshit at all, and you’re all of a sudden legit, it’s the voice of the masses, you know social norms…that take a girl from being some rich kid with a PR company that people would have just discounted or reduced to being just a rich kid, to making her a model who is celebrated an in all the magazines…because people just want a taste or feel of what’s “in style”….or “followed” or “trending…and the whole thing is fucking weird…but it happened, it exists…it’s life…it’s America…where a ugly basic Palestinian with rich parents can be rebuilt and styled and branded to exist…it’s almost fascinating, but has been happening forever…rich get richer shit..

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

31

Aug

Anna Ewers by Juergen Teller of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with sewer is showing her tits you’ve already seen for some photographer no one gives a fuck about, or maybe they do, but I don’t, because people can take better pics with their iphones, making photographers obsolete as a profession and any motherfucker running around calling himself a photographer is a fucking pretentious piece of shit who should be made fun of and laughed at…and any company paying a photographer his 40k day rate for his shitty photos is also an idiot..because everyone is a photographer now…some of us creepier than others…thanks to INSTAGRAM.

Here she is anyway..