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2017

31

Aug

Morning Hangover of the Day

I always jump the gun on things, instead of letting them simmer, you know go too far, too fast like when I have morning anal sex and say shit like I want your breakfast on my dick when really it’d be their dinner. You know – since they didn’t even eat breakfast yet and it takes time to digest….you know…jumping the gun…you know….enjoying the journey not just the destination…you know…some stepLINKS…

Burning Man is On…Generic Rich Person and Sugar Baby Rave in the Desert Weirdness…here are some of the pics
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Octopus of the Day
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Demi Rose is Non-Cute Gutter Hooker Trash
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Leo DOnates 1 Million to Texas
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Crackhead Gets Caught
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Blake Lively Cleavage
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The Kardashians SAVE Houston
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Cyclist Goes Flyings
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2017

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t care about people, but I do care about Animals, so I urge you to donate to the Houston SPCA HERE …I am sure there are so many abandoned dogs, and dogs struggling to survive and they need help too…you know they don’t have a voice of their own..while people can get their damn shit together…DOGS need you…so DONATE ….who the fuck is going to help them….

Now that you feel good about yourself for being a hero…find a lonely woman to reward you…or do like me and keep the charity work still alive…and find some broken down hooker in a back alley, half dead, struggling, trying to get a hit, you know charity cases, no one wants to fuck, but who need money from fucking to survive and demand a tax receipt…because tax receipts are exciting…

But then again, you’re pretty vile yourself and also a Charity case…so Charity for everyone..EVERYONE…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Snoop and Martha Stewart – Recreate GHOST
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Bra Top…
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Thief Gets Caught Stealing an Old Ladies Purse
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Britney Spears No Make-Up
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Lais Ribeiro Bra Top///
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Mountaintop View of the Eclipse
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Greer Grammer in a Red Dress
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Burning Man Gets Helipads So You Know It’s Authentic Hippie Rich Person Event
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Blac Chyna Cleavage
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Clowns Target Stephen King for Clown Equality – Clown Shaming in IT…
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Frances Bean Nipple…
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Graffiti idiots Paint the Whole Train
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Vanessa Hudgens Nipple…
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Sandra Bullock Donated 1 Million Dollar to Hurricane Harvey
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Dog and Owner Do Tombraider Dance
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Karlie Kloss Boring Nipple…
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Demi Lovato Squate
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Blake Lively Used to Send Leo “Doll” Pics when they Dated – Who Cares
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Kendall Jenner is the Fashion Icon
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Dog Lifeguard of Italy
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Marvels’ Inhuman Trailer
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Ariel Winter – Pig Nip Slip
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Will Smith Taught Jada ABout Grapefruiting 10 Years Ago..
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Slutty Girl with Big Tits….
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Cam Girl in the Grocery Store – Fucks a Cucumber
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Drunk Bithes VS Uber
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Slutty Selfies!
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Random Slut in Lingerie / Naked / Slut
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Trashy Tits of the Day
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Cyber Goths Dance
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Caught Fucking in the Disco
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Watch this Bid Masturbate
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Lesbian Gallery
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Greek Slut of the Day
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2017

30

Aug

Irina Shayk is on Vacation of the Day

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Irina Shayk may have sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…with an A lister, after with being with a series of other people who helped take her out of Russian concrete block to become a “top” model

I am a fan of her both pre and post opportunist uterus being put to good use…I mean why else do you have a uterus…to bring your stability in your life that’s been unstable…especially at 30…when it is theoretically coming to an end….even though she’ll keep looking good…it’s a Russian thing…the ugly ones all died off during communism and that’s why we’re left with these soulless robots and their seduction..half naked…money grubbing hustle…

She’s on vacation, because her life is a vacation now..

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2017

30

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens or Snooki Show Nipple of the Day

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This is Vanessa Hudgens who looks like Snooki, if you remember what Snooki is…and she’s showing some nipple, which isn’t a big deal if you remember she was one of the first Disney stars with a cell phone nude selfie scandal….nipples we’ve seen, but not while they were dressed like Snooki…new fetish…but not really…fetishes get weird with all the porn, but not that weird..

This outfit was from the other night…exciting

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2017

30

Aug

Chrissy Teigen is a Monster of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen has always been an overrated monster to me. In fact she once had her army of idiot fans, I know, she’s actually got an army of idiot fans like some kind of popstar, lash out on me, the site, etc, a year after she told me the site was hilarious and amazing, because she was a drunk….for calling her a sloppy, pug faced monster, who doesn’t deserve to be compared to GOD’s CREATURE the PUG, but that I was using as a reference point of how pudgy, bug eyed and wrinkly her flat face was….I also called her fat, a drunk, who should kill herself, and who at the time hadn’t been knocked up by John Legend, someone who she married before he was really famous, who she invested in and supported, with her fat overrated tits, and that he won’t leave her because she’ll cost too much…and now he’s stuck with an outspoken personality with bad sense of humor…who is fat…

Well, they are on a rich person vacation, and the bikini model who barely was a bikini model to me, despite being one to the world of drones lemmings who buy into anything they are fed, because some pop star is linked to the pussy in the bikini….and she looks more disgusting as ever, but AS disgusting as I always knew she was…and it’s nice to see that I was right as I always am…

A wallet fucker…

Here is John Legend – texting other pussy – because look at what he’s stuck with..

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2017

30

Aug

Alejandra Guilmant Mexican Model Tits of the Day

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My mother was a Mexican, a hooker who died when I was just a baby of what I assume was AIDS she got from the various white man who I saw plow through her growing up, before the orphanage, you know life of a hooker….like my dad…who I will never know but assume is probably someone like Donald Trump..

I was pulled out of Mexico and sent to live with some weirdo religous freaks when I was around 3 or 4 years old….and I’ve only been back to Mexico once or twice to Cancun before spring break – missing out on all the fun…never to reconnect with my Mexican mom / family / etc…I don’t know who they are….

I do know that I am corn tortilla loving taco eating Mexican enough, but not Mexican at all motherfucker, so when tits like Alejandra Guilmant from MEXICO come along and look so good – despite being irrelevant and instagram whorish…I post them…because it’s a cultural thing, I do it for my people.

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2017

30

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Reminds Me of an All Salt Diet of the DAy

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Here’s some bloated Lohan wearing doing a little pre-masturbation seduction with some sexy music, laying in bed…rolling around…likely medicated….and ready to be date raped…some girls…usually ones exploited by their parents at a young age…inflating their ego..only to realize that they are worthless even though they were paid heavy….like it…

I’m digging her new puffy water retention kidney failure face….what a goddess…I will always and forever be in love.

If more women aged this gracefully…we’d likely live in a horror movie set…but I can deal with that….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

30

Aug

Bella Hadid Lingerie Vogue China of the Day

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The funny thing with rich girls is that if you are their absentee father who is out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models because you’re rich as fuck in LA…your only way to keep them happy and feeling appreciated is to shower them with gifts…

So Gigi wanted to be more like her friend Kendall Jenner, so the dad called on his friends…because modeling and instagram followers is the new “Pony and Range Rover” birthday gift….and face injections…..

And with any bratty rich kid, comes a jealous sibling who threatens drug use, stripping, or whatever, even though they all do drugs, unless she get the same gift her sister got, which in this case is not a Pony or a Range Rover but a modeling career…

You all know this, she’s got some tits….for china….international.

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2017

30

Aug

Jennifer Lopez in Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is in a bikini for GQ…and the whole world doesn’t give a fuck because she’s 50 fucking years old…but then I remember she’s J.Lo and has made a deal with the devil…and has secured her celebrity with a loyal audience who I guess think she’s hot and care about what she’s up to because they are drones and were brainwashed or are Puerto Rican and see her as a beacon of hope that other Puerto Ricans can come up from the lower middle class immigrant parents, exploit that, play the Jenny from the Block, to keep some level of street cred, even though it’s all candy-coated hollywood bullshit…I guess 40 year old bitches also look at her and her photoshopped as as a beacon of hope…the first famous fat ass…that I wasn’tinto at the time…but as it ages, it gets better, even if I find J.Lo irritating and the world is more about fat asses…it is like visiting a museum exhibit…and I can appreciate history…

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2017

30

Aug

Ariel Winter Fat Girl in Workout Gear of the Day

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Whenever I leave the house, I see fat girls in fitness clothes and always wonder if they really think they are fit or fitness just because they wear the gear…that make them look like they are about to explode…but realize that they are generally just too fat for anything that isn’t elastic and sucking them in to almost be tolerable…even when you’re 18 years old and famous on a TV show like Ariel Winter….you can manage to still be disgusting…

You can see her sewn on nipple…which may or may not be exciting to you perverts – but I’m going with exciting becauase shes a young slut with a nipple…rich and broken…thanks to being fully exploited by her family for this celebrity life…good times.

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