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2017

20

Jul

Alexis Ren is Seductive and has 10 Million Followers of the Day

Alexis Ren hit 10 million followers … all she’s got going for her really…which is why she’s so fucking excited about the 10 million mark…this shit means she will continue to get paid as 10 million followers is a lot…I am sure it has a lot to do with her ridiculous body, her shameless softcore porno approach….even showing nipples last week…because people are perverts…men and women alike and they love porn…but that’s still 10 million people to potentially sell product to..and as the Kardashians have proved…big brands don’t mind endorsing porn stars if the pornstars can convert sales..

I don’t know if Alexis Ren is that person, if she has the power to make me buy lip plumper, or to jack up my face with injections to look like a muppet, in what is so fucking weird, like ugly Armenian girls making a world of white girls want to look like them…what kind of illuminati shit is that…

That’s like an obese woman telling all the skinny girls to be fat and all the skinny girls becoming fat because DONUTS are good…which I guess is also happening in society…

Weird times, but at least Alexis Ren and her jacked up tits one of her daddy’s bought her look tight bodied enough for 10 million people to love her enough to click FOLLOW…on Instagram…and app I hope dies a terrible death..

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2017

20

Jul

Wonder Woman XXX Preview of the Day

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You Gang of Herbs love the nerdy shit…all that super hero shit…the only thing that makes money in Hollywood because of Asia….like Wonder Woman…which is apparently a story of Woman Empowerment at least that’s what I saw in all the media because it was a woman directed movie about a woman to appease Hollywood’s knee jerk reaction to equality…trying to be FAIR…

NOTHING MORE EXCITING OR EMPOWERING THAN SUPER HEROS YOU CAN MASTURBATE TO…

So the good people at The good people at VIVID (who I released some porn parody clicks with HERE ) have put together what should be your favorite version of Wonder Woman…Wonder Woman XXX…..and they sent me an exclusive trailer to get you all excited…

Because the only good thing happening in Porn, is Parody….all this internet throat fucking clips is nonsense…I want the OLD TIMES BACK…and this is as close as we get…

This is some masterful work by Axel Braun the Vivid XXX Superheroes expert….

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Posted in:Videos

2017

20

Jul

Celine Dion Freaking Me Out of the Day

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Celine Dion is a Quebec / Canada success story that I am sure all the slutty french girls who have anal on the first date that doesn’t need to be a first date look to – maybe even worship – like they have some kind of shrine set up in their houses – because she is the only thing that has crawled out of the chain smoking, cheap beer drinking, poutine filled trailer park they all get teen pregnant in….

She made it…and all it took was fucking a 40 year old Lebanese man at 14….after he mortgaged his house and got a divorce for you….

It’s really the only way.

This is for vogue and it’s creepy as fuck…good way to start the day…never…

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2017

20

Jul

Pussy Beer Opener… and Other Videos of the Day

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Fatt Ass Bitch Takes Out Abuser in Store

Dude Stabs Girl Randomly

Tattoed Guy Kidnaps a Girl

Smash and Grab Robbery Fail

Naked Weirdo – One SOck

Woman Stripped TOpless

Asians Find Pocket Pussy – Think It’s a Mushroom – LEGENDARY

Naked WOman Sawed off Her Genitals

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

20

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wish I was an asshole man slut psycho you plowed through women with total disregard for their feelings – but I’m filled with so much love…and respect….and can’t pull off the playboy life…

But more importantly….girls won’t fuck me unless I pay them…sometimes very little…but I still have to pay them….

Romance….and Here are some stepLINKS…

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OJ Caught Masturbating is the Story of the Day
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Orangutan Dressed like a Ghost is the Highlight of the Day
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Madonna is Suing over her Dirty Panties
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Charlotte McKinney Huge TIts in a Bikini
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Nerd Trailer of the Day – ALPHA – About the Ice Age
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Why It is Hard to Land on Mars
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Game of Thrones People are making a Show About If the Confederates Won the Civil War….
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2017

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I asked my mom friend with great tits if she calls her daughters her “girls” or her “Young Sluts in Training”….they are both under the age of 5, so in just a couple of years they will be running train at kindergarten….like in the movies they watch on the youtube…

THE WORLD DOOMED….SUPER GONO EVERYWHERE…

This is my contribution…

OJ’s Masturbation May Keep Him in the CLANK
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Selena Gomez and the Weeknd By Salma Hayek…WEIRD
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Izabel Goulart – Bikini
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Miss BumBum Russia…
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Jennifer Lawrence Puking on Broadway
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Cat Carries Bed Upstiars..
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Topless SLAG of the DAy
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Microwaving an Airbag
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Kate Upton CLEAVAGE…
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Heidi Klum Nudes
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Bella HADID Has Nipples
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Martha Hunt Flashing her Underwear
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Jenny McCarthy Whore on the Street – Bonus -Vintage Bush Shot
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Hailey Clauson in a Skimpy Bikini
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Breeding the World’s Hottest Pepper
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Ramsay Spits Out Bacon Chocolate Pizza
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Jennifer Lawrence Pukes…When she Sucks Dick…
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Loser 2 Year Old of the Day
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Natasha Bedingfield House
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Joanna Krupa – Whore in Poland
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I Can’t Post this Hooker – She’s Tried to Sue Me Too Many Times
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GNARLY POLISH CYCLIST LEGS
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Kylie Jenner and her Wax Figure
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Eva Longoria on the Bikini Beach Kick
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Saudi Mini SKirt Girl Has Been Released by the Cops
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Christina Milian – Mom in a Bikini
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Rita Ora Cleavage
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Girl WIth Big Tits
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Pole Dance of the Day
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Nerd Strip
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2017

19

Jul

Bella Thorne Bikini Top of the Day

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Bella Thorne was at the club getting cummed on her bra top like a little dirtbag that she is….thanks to her dad dying when she was young…and her mom whoring her out to the media…before she whored herself out to the social media as it is more empowering that way….

She’s an EDM act now, so we’ll be seeing a lot more of her GOGO Dancing…and that body…which is good to look at, even if annoying to listen to talk…

I am a fan….but not really…I am indifferent about all young tight bodies….they are all kind of the same….because none of them are fucking me…

This one is Fucking a Kardashian..amongst other people I’m sure….life.

The good news is that I’ve known ravers over the years, I would go to raves and see all these drugged up idiots dance, while I drank booze I smuggled in the DJs record bag….so I know…it rarely ends well…but while they are dancing, medicated, retards…it’s slutty, wild, and amazing…before it becomes mental issues and smoking crack…so take it in…

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2017

19

Jul

January Jones Single Mother Tits of the Day

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January Jones was one of the original, or more recent celebrities to be knocked up by some kind of sperm donor of sort….who I assume is a rich connected Hollywood dude with a wife…who sends her monthly checks…but could also be a variety of people she’s ashamed of or just doesn’t know who the dad is because these bitches are whore.s..so lets look at her single mother tits…like we do at the strip club..

In recent days – disgusting Mindy Kaling is pregnant with no baby daddy, Jennifer Lawrence puked at a play and thus is pregnant with no baby daddy, Jessica Alba announced her pregnancy, that may not be with her baby daddy since she sleeps around, and I’m sure other people are pregnant too…I’m just too lazy to google…and they are just too lazy to get that abortion.

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2017

19

Jul

Ronja Furrer is Some Model With Tits of the Day

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It’s nice to see Ronja Furrer’s tits…

She’s the kind of FURRER the world needs more of….

I just wish her name was more a nickname she got because of her pubic hair, as a fan of pubic hair, that means a lot more to me and the world as a whole, than a whore showing the world her tits….

But they are still tits…

I have no idea who RONJA FURRER is…but she exists..

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2017

19

Jul

Toni Garrn Topless of the Day

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Toni Garrn was a 20 year old model…from Germany…who is on the farm team for Victoria’s Secret…after walking for them in 2011 and doing a few campaigns for them overyears….you know being conditioned or put through the wringer to see if she’s worthy of being trapped in their Victoria’s Secret cage…and I don’t think at 25…she still is on their team…but I do think her ancestors were Nazis and that’s always exciting…

I also know that she was one of Leo’s fake girlfriends for a while and I guess that didn’t quite work out as well as she probably wanted it to…

I also know she’s topless in luxury since once you go LEO other rich guys want in on that pussy to make them feel better about themselves..because rich people are weird status freaks…that like putting their dick in things they assume are of value…cuz it has celebrity co-sign…

I’m more into unscathed girls, you know give the herpes don’t receive the herpes…But I’ll still look at them tits and model body on the beach…why not…look don’t touch because if you’re not invited to touch…not that you would….because if you were in whatever luxury location she’s at…you’d be with the younger version of Toni Garrn, less ego….not copping a feel of some Leo table scraps..

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