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Joey King has Nipples of the Day
Joey King has Nipples of the Day
Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day
Nikki Gerber is the Instagram Of The Day
Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day
Trying to Look Up Bella Thorne’s Skirt of the Day
Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day
Oscar De La Hoya’s Girlfriend Holly Sonders Has a Creepy Ass of the Day
Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day
Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

2017

17

Jul

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba bores me but she’s on Vacation with her fake family, sure they crawled out of her womb, but you know the husband thing is just a front she used to get a billion dollar company, when she’s not out sucking producer, actor and director dick to validate her career in entertainment, something she craves….and wants…it’s obvious….she just knows the tech company is what’s making her the real money…so ride that out..while riding out other celebs behind his back…because that’s the kind of woman she is….a self involved twat that’s been shredded by kids…

People still like her, in her old age, so here she is.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is in a white bathing suit bottom and I have a white bathing suit bottom fetish because I am into pussy…and white bathing suit bottoms always seem to be neglected by a girl who doesn’t realize she’s flashing her fucking pussy…you know while they are all busy watching out for their nipples…their asses are often times full visibile and if you’re lucky and hit them from the right angle…you can also see the place where ass and pussy meet / meat…

MEAT….

Point being, I’ve been around white bikini bottoms often enough to know, they are magical and I still remember the first time I saw a white bikini in action at the public pool in the 90s…girl had no idea her full fucking bush was being broadcast to all of us perverts on during that heat wave….and then…a few years later my rich friend invited me to his pool where his sister was also going for a swim…and girl was walking around after her little dip…PUSSY exposed…to the point I could see clit…MY kind of bathing suit I thought…and carried…forever…

This white bathing suit is less exciting than those white bathing suits, but it still speaks to my soul I thought was otherwise dead…I guess that’s why she gets paid so much to wear these bikinis….right…


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Lindsey Von Ass in Pants of the DAy

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Lindsey Vonn is a thick ass, thick legged, pro skier, Olympic dream and for that reason alone, she only dates black guys, as they are athletic and can hit the spot, you know that white guys are incapable of hitting, with their pathetic small white guy dicks, and white guy empowerment, and white guy lack of appreciation for a strong woman who can squat alot, very fast, for a long period of time, and that they are too busy to handle, or fuck back hard enough for her callused ass to feel anything under all that muscle tissue…

I am a fan, mainly because I grew up with pro skier chicks and none looked this good with a cameltoe at a kids event…showing tits at a kids event…because internet porn makes kids sluttier and see through is the norm…

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Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Kimberly Garner in Bikini of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is some reality show trash from the UK, but her ass is amazing and that’s all that matters…

That’s a skinny girl with a tight ass you can chip a tooth on, you know the kind of ass you’d want girls in bikinis to have, in this lazy world of sit on your ass and do nothing but eat processed food world we live in…cellulite ridden pigs everywhere, even on what would have beeen a skinny chick if she wasn’t so fucking addicted to sugar….but luckily some girls are eager enough to find a rich guy to take them to yachts and know fit ass is the key to that…

This is good bikini…

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Posted in:Kimberly Garner|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Bella Thorne is Ridiculous of the Day

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Someone taught Bella Thorne that being an annoying person is the equivalent to her “not giving a fuck”…and she took that advice to heart…knowing that “Not giving a fuck” comes across as authentic and not contrived…the whole “me doing me” movement…and in that weird public rebellion that is really just tactics to get attention to her hot body….because she knows she has a hot body…and that the entire strategy combined will lead to money making scheming like a Vine Star….because this is what “celebrity” looks like today…it’s loud, it’s silly, it’s annoying, it’s irritating, and it is trolling with their jokes…because the more views they get…the better they feel…the more money they make…the winning happens…

She was on Sway in the Morning promoting EDM however that works…because girl has an EDM song now..because it’s just that fucking easy….also easy…jerking off to her….slutty behavior…because she’s a weird disney kid and thus hornier than non disney kids…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Chloe Bennet Agent of Shields in a Bikini of the Day

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Chloe Bennet is on some nerdy show called Agents of Shield…and she’s wearing a bikini in Chicago because that’s what girls do when they are in Chicago…along with eating pizza and visiting Chris Farley’s death site….and really experiencing first hand just how fat American women can be….when they aren’t on a TV…like Chloe Bennet and her round little ass…

The highlight of these pics is the dude who spotted the clit…weird world this internet is…weird fucking world..

Posted in:Chloe Bennet|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Activist Mom of the Day

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I like seeing moms angry that the media is addressing real life issues that porn being available to all at the age of 4 thanks to the internet….freaking out because magazines for teens…who are statistically sexually active…write content about how to do it safely, and better…you know so you don’t get caught by your psycho mom…who is trying to pretend that sex doesn’t happen, so that you learn about it in a truck stop one night by your step daddy or some shit…

I think it’s nice knowing that oppressive, sex fearing parents still exist, because some of the sluttiest girls I’ve knows have been a product of the least liberal of parents…you know weirdo religious types…and it’s let to some great times for me…

So keep the activist parents fighting SODOMY in a world that is genderless, and more interestingly, FAIR…just yesteday in the park I heard a kid saying that all the players on his team are equal….like some kind of pussy…not realizing that no one is equal…but maybe that harsh reality will come before he breaks and turns to prescription drugs in 10 years…like the daughter of Activist Mom….who is probably already working on anal to not get pregnant…like EVERY girl I had sex with in High School…in an era before PORN…because humans are perverts and always will be…no matter how hard people pretend they aren’t….

I mean Activist mom by definition takes cum inside her so who is she to fucking complain…I assume she’s just trying to get viral videos going for Youtube money and this is just a variation of stage parenting…famewhoring…an angle…for her audience..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2017

17

Jul

Someone Who Looks Like Sarah Hyland Naked… NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..of the Day

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I would never go out there and admit that I am knowingly posting pictures of Sarah Hyland naked that I found on tumblr...because we live in a world where I can get sued aggressively for posting pics of a very very rich young girl naked...who doesn't want to be seen naked...despite whoever this is naked...because pretty great to look at naked...and if it was by some weird coincidence actually Sarah Hyland, a freakishly weird celebrity on a very successful show...I would say it could be because her parents whored her out and now she's a sex addict, or exhibitionist...or that the execs at DISNY or ABC or whatever network puts the show out did this to generate buzz and increase her sex appeal...some Sofia Vergara school of marketing shit....or maybe all these people are porned up and taking nude photos....seeing as I've never met a woman who didn't have nude photos...

I will say that if this was to be Sarah Hyland, her weird look has been redeemed as most women I see nude, I'm in love....even though just the other day I thought she was an alien destined to horror movies...

All it takes is a skinny little body naked and I'm sold...

But we all know THIS IS NOT SARAH HYLAND because if it was SARAH HYLAND I would never post them for fear of SARAH HYLAND's power....even if this was intentionally produced as a PR stunt, because nudity is totally fine, acceptable and HOT especially when with another chick.

This must be exciting to all the HERBS who live in their mom's basement and love this girl....NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

This must be angering to her co-star Ariel Winter who will now step it up....NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

I repeat....NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..but whoever it is has a wonderful pussy!

NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..
NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..
NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..
NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

Dear Sarah Hyland's Legal team, please read this carefully...

This is not SARAH HYLAND, But these nude pics that are not of Sarah Hyland, make me like Sarah Hyland Better, NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

More with more lesbianism...NOT THAT THIS IS SARAH HYLAND..

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2017

17

Jul

Customer Gone Nuts…and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Public Sex

Weird Dude Jerking Off on Teen Ass on Bus – WHAT

Weird Magic Trick

Woman Dragged by Subway

Biker VS Pole

Stay Cats Find Air Conditioning

Man Traveling with a Bear

Very Sad Story of a Woman Hit by the Jets in St Martaan Dying

Boobs Against Bull Fighting

Weird Wimbeldon Scene…With a Fan in a Tiny Skirt

Man VS Sprint

Amazing Drive Thru Burglar

Man Drinks Cooking Oil

Vape Explodes!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I try to convince every woman I meet in a bar – that I am trying to get naked – or have sex with in some capacity or another – that I am dead….a ghost or a zombie that no one else can see…a figment of her imagination…a corpse…a vision….a simulation…not actually there…and I’ll spend hours doing this because I am pretty persuasive…but they only realize I am actually dead when I pull out my limp ice cold from poor circulation and diabetes cock…and they see it doesn’t work…but it is a terrifying shade of blue…

It’s some modern romance…you know…

Here are some morning links…

Reporter Stops three Reports From Arguing – Because Misogyny….
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Aaron Carter is Amazing
CLICK HERE

Activist MOM of the Day – VS Teen Vogue
CLICK HERE

Boobs Against Bull Fighting
CLICK HERE

Reporter VS Helicopter
CLICK HERE

Dalmation’s Record Litter
CLICK HERE

Dead Zombie Movie Legend
CLICK HERE

Pizza Parlor Fight in Toronto
CLICK HERE

21 New World Land Marks
CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS