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2017

03

Jul

Chanel Iman Model in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Chanel Iman has a pretty uneventful ass for an ethnic bikini model….I would expect more from my bikini models, you know if you’re going to get the 500k – 1 million dollar a year contracts…I mean I want to be able to chip my tooth on the firmness of the ass, I don’t want to be sucked into a series of sunken in, stretch mark ridden weirdness…I mean out of the countless hot bitches in the world with better asses than this, give them a goddamn chance. It’s not like ANYONE is buying ANYTHING because this bitch is part of the campaign…she barely exists…and I guess either does her little boy ass..

Disappointing….

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Posted in:Chanel Iman|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Christin Milian Stll Trying to Be a Kardashian for America of the Day

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Christina Milian, SFW

Christina Milian really wants to be a Kardashian..she probably has a Kim K shrine set uop in her bedroom that she smears her period blood on every month, assuming she’s not too old to get her period, all in hopes that her bottom feeding one hit wonder, single mom with a black rich man, and pile of money…will take her where she needs to go….she grinds at thisshit all day, with a brand that she sells garbage and shameless bikini pics…because why the fuck not, this is America, sex sells, her career based on sex, her financial security based on sex, and social media based on sex, so be fucking sexy as you can despite being 100 fucking years old…

Works for me, I always liked the old rich cougars at the bar better than the dumb young bitches with nothing to offer…but a tighter pussy…

That’s all I have to say about that..

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Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Ariel Winter’s Cleavage for America of the Day

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Ariel Winter was celebrating Canada day – because I guess her houseboy is some farmer hick who made it to America…and I guess that means he’s working double duty to make the broken and empty girl feel love and support she never felt – but more importantly – to get her to marry him for his Green Card so that he doesn’t get deported…that’s how these things work out…so all I have to say is her boyfriend must have a huge fucking canadian cock that tears her apart…because the money, the fame, the issues…make for a prime pussy to mooch off of…it’s the Canadian way….win them with your charm or some shit….milk the fact everyone says you’re nice – all while cashing the fuck in on your own agenda…

Either way, mooched or not, all celebs are in some capacity or another, so might as well be with a Canadian…while she shows her sloppy monster tits…for you pervs….GOOD times….the American Dream…via CAnada…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Lea Michele Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Lea Michele is the American Dream for the Fourth of July weekend as she parades around in a bathing suit – when just 10 years ago she was a little boy no one really gave a fuck about – and never actually wanted to see in a bikini – unless they were closet pedos who didn’t know they were pedos or want to admit they were pedos and liked her act or charade of being a girl to make it less creepy to jerk off to..

Well, she’s made the transition for America and she’s in a bathing suit posing in ways that make me kind of want to fuck her – despite her being Lea Michele….I guess I have a thing for low level instagram whoring at all socio-economic levels..

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

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I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress who I think is on the show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watch Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them.

Well she’s in a bikini. For the USA…AMerican Dreams asshole….deal with it.

Posted in:Lucy Hale

2017

03

Jul

Topless Woman Fights Back and Other Videos of the Day

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Mistress Hanging Off Utility Cables

Naked Truck Driver Protests

Bull VS Assholes

Dumbass in a Bentley

Dolphin looks for a Belly Run

Drunk of the Day

Redhead in a Bikini in Zero Gravity Airplane Apparently…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

03

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am going to assume that it is the Fourth of July weekend because it is the Fourth of July tomorrow, and I am going to assume that no one in their right mind, even people in their wrong mind, are going to be sitting on a computer wondering what I have to say about anything, because ultimately it’s not that interesting….

And while I sit on a rock with no electricity or internet, contemplating suicide, telling the women here about how many women have orgasms during rapes, and eating pancakes, I have to ask myself what the meaning of life is, what our existence is all about, what does it all mean as specks of life that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things and the only conclusion I can come up with is…that it all comes down to nudes…spread asshole nudes…and suddenly it all feels ok….and worth going on…trudging into tomorrow…all for more nudes…

I am a basic man and here are some basic links….for you basic half retards…

Do YoU Remember the “Hot Felon” while He’s Fucking Bikini Wearing Billionaire Chubby Girl Chloe Green – Hilarious
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The 10,000 Dollar Pizza Bikini
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It’s Lohan’s Bday – Everyone Masturbate
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Squirrel Gives Himself a Green Mustache…HUH”?
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Angry Plus Sized Model…
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R2-D2 Sold At Auction for 2 Million
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Texting Driver Hits Curb Blows Tire
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Fidget Spinner Electric Guitar
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Some Chick Named Melissa Riso’s Fake Titty Cleavage
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Woman Who Hates Piers Morgan or Some Nonsense
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2017

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s a long weekend, so what better way to spend it than to adopt a 16 year old asian girl to groom into becoming your child bride…when she turns 18 obviously, otherwise it’s just creepy….we call it doing the Woody Allen…

Or you could watch fireworks in a Walmart Parking lot, trying to get the best vantage point, because you’re life is pathetic and you’re trying to offer some wow and excitement for your ugly fat diabetic kids…provided you have kids…which you probably don’t because you’re sad an alone and you’re just in the Walmart parking lot looking for crackhead woman willing to suck dick for diapers and crack…

Either way, you are all Americans…and anyway you do it…is OK….

God Bless America…if only science didn’t disprove that there is a god…right…

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Hilary Duff Cleavage
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In and Out Burger Challenge
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Paris Hilton Sells Panties
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Steph Curry has a Good House
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Madison Beer – Naughty School Girl
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Zendaya – Thighs
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Amazing Baby Elephant
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Man VS Bush
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Danielle Sellers – Topless
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Alessandra Ambrosio Slutty Outfit – Slutty
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James Cromwell is Hard as Fuck
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Venus Williams Killed a Guy
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Vanessa Hudgens Strong Legs
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Britney Spears – Live Singing
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Braless Heidi Klum
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Huge Yoga Tits
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Madison Beer – Young Slut
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Amazing Tits of the DAy
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Apparently you can Hear JAY Z’s album free – I hear it Sounds Like Beyonce’s Pussy
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Biggie’s Mom Hates the Jenners
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Slut in the Changing Room
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Lesbians!
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Naked Redhead
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Tit Flash of the Day
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Amateur Pussy of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

30

Jun

Ronda Rousey Pussy for ESPN of the Day

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I am going to assume that this isn’t Ronda Rousey’s pussy..because this is ESPN, they don’t show pussy, that would be porn, unless of course they are just trying to clickbait to get as much traction as they can now that they are apparently going bankrupt….

I don’t want to believe that I have now seen Ronda Rousey’s cunt or that she has a cunt…I prefer thinking of her as a man…who pretends to be a woman in her UFC fights because it is good for business…and because she’s thick and a fighter and built like a man or at least a woman who can kill most men…erotic to some, mainly closet cases who were happy women were introduced to the UFC to justify their boners…

This is weird, but better than trying to jerk off to McGregor…that GINGER…

I don’t know, I am sure I could be into this if I tried hard enough now that I know she’s legit got a vag…and that’s all I have to say about that.

Either way, this is a pretty fucking bold move for her….I like these kinds of bold moves…

Posted in:Ronda Rousey

2017

30

Jun

Rat Cow Did a Magazine of the Day

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Rat cow is in a magazine…not being slutty…and thus not being interesting – but I guess it’s part of her rebrand as a non sexualized serious actress..LOL what a joke…

In her interview, RAT COW talks about the criticism she receives for being a feminist. (LOL)

“There’s this thing that happens to me: ‘Oh, she’s too sexy’,” she says. “It’s like an anti-woman thing, that people don’t want to work with me because my boobs are too big. What’s wrong with boobs? They’re a beautiful feminine thing that needs to be celebrated. Like, who cares? They are great big, they are great small. Why should that be an issue?”

No one is not hiring her for having big tits, the only reason she has followers or gets jobs is because she has big tits, the fact she actually things what she does, shamelessly whoring for jobs is feminism, reminds me that she’s an uneducated delusional idiot, but more importantly, her thinking she doesn’t get work because of her tits, also delusional, but the equivalent of a kid who has no friends having no one show up to the birthday party to which is mom says “it’s because you’re too cool, too good looking, too amazing for them”….you know…the kid doesn’t believe it, but it’s sad to be the reject rejected by your peers if you care about that kind of things, and it’s better to pretend it’s because you’re awesome, not because you’re reduced to just tits…

The fact that she’s in magazines is a joke….jokers be everywhere…

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW