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2017

19

Jun

January Jones in a Bikini Top of the Day

January Jones the Hollywood single mother because she’s smart enough to sign an NDA and no go public with the identity of the baby daddy, cuz we know she didn’t buy sperm on Craigslist or Amazon after they did that whole foods buy….that shit is branded, kid knows the dad, and the hope is to probably not humiliate the wife of the baby daddy, who was cheated on by the baby daddy, with this single mother tits…it’s just another one of baby daddy’s fuck ups, in the form of a monthly check, but based on January Jones and her ego…that probably don’t phase his massive bank account….hookers come in all shapes and sizes…

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2017

19

Jun

GlamourGirl1 is the Cam Girl of the Day

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Here name is GLAMOURGIRL1

This is what she has to say about herself:

Real life can be really boring and too dramatic for many of us.In land of fantasy you will always find what u looking for , i can be a good friend, your mistress or ur private porn star. I have a naughty mind ! and huge boobs

She’s so right…you know…real life can be boring…and depressing…and filled with shitty people…it can be hard to find girls to sext, or who want to sext you, but it can be easy to find girls to sex, who want to sex you, if you use cam sites…sure, it’s transactional…but isn’t everything in life…everyone is using each other, better to be upfront about it.

I know in a world of russian spam bots adding you on facebook to trick you into friending them, it’s hard to trust any girl on the internet, but it’s hard to trust any girl anywhere…so let’s just put our reservations aside and jump into GlamourGirl1….I’m sure not her real name, but with tits like this, who really needs a name….

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2017

19

Jun

Ariel Winter Sloppy and Broken Ass in Bikini of the Day

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Ariel Winter from Modern Family Fame posts some bikini pictures of her ass on her instagram because she is more than just Big Sloppy Breast Reduced Tits

Even when she photoshops herself, has a dumpy, uninpsiring, sloppy, pile of shit ass, that grabbing would feel like sticking your hand in mashed potatoes but that could be from all the Disney Exec casting and producers who violated her ass when she was growing up as they do because they don’t want to pop the virginity cherry – or accidentally get the 11 year old who already has her period due to trauma caused by her parents – pregnant….and I guess when they molest these kids they end up exploiting for money like sex workers – guised as “entertainment” industry…you don’t want to bother using a condom, I mean the whole attraction to these kids being whored by their parents is their innocence and purity…why else would they do it.

Sick fucks…

You know, I get called sick for calling it out, saying “Hey maybe Ariel Winter was molested on some level or another by her parents wanting this fame for her so bad, and that is why she, like so many girls before her…some who have killed themselves from that torment, others who end up Lindsay Lohan….”…Hollywood is a fucking disaster…and these kids are victims, who are making us victims with their shameless half nakedness…that isn’t cute or hot even if it’s young…she’s built like a troll 35 year old with 4 kids…I prefer my 19 year olds not looking like that..you know..I KNOW..

I think it’s fitting she’s on a pizza inflatable because that ass eats pizza too much pizza…

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2017

19

Jun

Russian Woman Gets Pantsed and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Versus Skunks

Woman Shaves Chest on Train

Tranny Gets Stomped…FUCKED

Rule Number 1 – Never Be Number 2

Drugged up Woman…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

19

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Father’s Day is the best cuz you can single out the single mothers feeling guilty about their silly single mother pussy decisions….I mean that or their husbands have died…either way…easy targets to come in and save…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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Elephant Saves her Calf…
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Kid Rocks’ House…is Pretty Good for Such Shit Music
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Stephen Colbert Milo Ventimiglia Homo Clickbait.
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Rihanna Erotica
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Emmy Rossum Tits for Feminism
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News Anchor Drops His Career on the Floor…
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Car Catches on Fire
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Just a Kitten and a Raccoon Together Until the Momma Cat Comes Save Her
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I hate Bohemian Rhapsody
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Rob Schneider Blocked Seth Rogan and people Care
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2017

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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When you suggest doing very vile things to either yourself or with a girl who you are sexting – and you go too far – thanks to being a depraved weirdo with sexual issues thanks to growing up perverted in a world that wasn’t perverted before the world becoming perverted and you needing to step it up in your perversion….and she gets offended…

Always pull the: “I am open minded, I am trusting, I am not hurting anyone, I am adventurous, I like to feel alive, I am romantic, I am experimental, I LIVE”…..

Rebuttal is usually strong enough for these easy to sway half retards…and you’ll be shitting on her face from a step ladder while she sings Nickelback songs in Spanish for Canada as she wears an Avril Lavinge style outfit and swimming goggles in NO time.

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Old Dude Head Banging
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Karolina Kurkova – Old in Swimsuits
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Lena Dunham’s Honey Pot
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Alex Jones Finger Banged Megyn Kelly
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Titty Jiggle
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The Weird Dude Joey – at Mud Fest
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Marisa Tomei Hot Old Lady
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Shat Mitchell Looks Like a Kardashian
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Titty Jiggle 2
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Goodbye Christopher Robin Looks Like a Shit Movie…
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Charlize Theron and Tom Hardy Hate Each Other
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Olivia Wilde -SLUT
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Sports wife Butt Floss
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Eiza Gonzalaz is Worth a Fuck
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if Only 100 People Lived on Earth – It’d be Good
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Jeana Turner is a Slut in a THong
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You’ll Want to Fuck Violetta Komyshan cuz she has a Vagina
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Patton Oswalt’s New Pussy was once Hot
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Freakish Chick Named Sabrina Carpenter – who you would let rennovate your dick with her mouth
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Elizabeth Banks Offends Black People
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How Puppies React to Magic
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Elsa Hosk Got Legs and Probably Herpes
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Titty Jiggle 3
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Romee Strijid Braless Nipples
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Titty Jiggle 4
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Bianca Balti – Titties
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Peaople with ADHD – Use a Fidget Spinner for a Week….
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Really Lame People in Bikinis Outlinding the Trouble with Pool Parties…I Hate This Kind of content
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Aubrey Plaza Weird Mouth
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Joanna Krupa See Through for some Bullshit
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Elle Fanning – SPORTS BRA
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Karreuche Tran gets 5 Year Restraining Order Against Chris Brown
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Lais Ribeiro Cleavage Mom Tits
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The Bitch with the Double Dick Top
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Hulk Hogan Documentary Trailer
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Leo DiCaprio Adds New Dick to his SQUAD
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Adventurous Cam Girl – Busted Naked
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Queefing can be Beautiful…
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Hot Slutty Tumblr Account
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Girl in a Pink Thong
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Girl Naked on the Beach
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Some Ask a Pornstar Bullshit
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Dude Fingers One Girl While Making Out with ANother
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Cam Girl Gets Trolled
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Weird Porn Scene at the Laudromat – and the Guy who Happened to Be there and Loved it
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Lesbian Sluts Lesbianing
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Big Trashy Tits
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2017

16

Jun

Rihanna Nipple in a Video of the Day

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I’ve seen pics of this video shoot before, but for some reason it’s all over the place today, and in trying to keep up with trends in celeb tits, tits we’ve already seen, of a celeb who is now old and fat, here’s Rihanna Nipple, because like Rihanna, we can pretend it is 10 years ago, but unlike Rihanna, we won’t be getting paid stupid money for it…

Here are some bonus, if you can call them that, paparazzi pics of her in what could be a see through type maternity dress for the slutty pregnant chicks out there..you know who you are…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

16

Jun

McKayla Maroney in a Bra or Bikini Top of the Day

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This is the Olympic Dream…better than a LIFE Ceral box cover..

If every Gold Medal winner looked more like this and less like Bruce Gender….

The Olympics would be worth jerking off to.

That’s not to say that you don’t already jerk off to the Olympics…you love that SHOT PUT PUSSY….and other erotic sports…

But it is to say that McKayla Maroney is quite the little SLUT and we love sluts…OLYMPIC or not, this girl has a body she likes and has always liked to broadcast to the internet for you PATRIOTIC perverts…you see it feels less sleazy when you’re jerking off to a Olympian…during the Olympics…knowing she was under age…you were doing it to support your country…WELL…she’s not underage anymore and she’s bringing it…if you consider wearing a bikini top or bra bringing it…..

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2017

16

Jun

Lottie Moss is not Kate Moss But She Tries by Showing her Pussy of the Day

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I think I jumped the gun on this Lottie Moss character, who isn’t not Kate Moss, but half sister of Kate Moss…because I thought her short and sloppy self was going to become a thing in fashion industry because people are LAZY, but then I realized she was more of a bottom feeder who wears see through bathing suits and puts her pussy out on blast for the paparazzi to see, like a good girl….with her bottom feeding reality show friends…and I felt better about things…

It’s like mooch the fuck out of your name, go for it, I like that….but not when it works out in a high profile way, I mean I want nothing to do with this look when it’s getting modeling jobs, if anything I get mad and hate her for reminding me of the scam that is media…but throw her amongst reality show trash and all of a sudden…I find her hot…

Lottie Moss…keep her insignificant and milking her name…it’s good….until she gets the cover of VOGUE like a Kardashian or some shit…

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

16

Jun

Erin Andrews Letting You Look at her Body Now That She’s been Paid of the Day

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Erin Andrews is some cunty sports broadcaster who wasn’t satisfied in her career and wanted more and more and more – so she hired some dude to follow her around and film her changing in her hotel room – like a slut – only to leverage it for PR and realize she could sue the hotel chains involved for giving out her identity – which was an added bonus that paid her out something like 100,000,000 dollars or some shit – way more than she’d ever make as spots commentator…

Point being, if you find a loophole in the system while doing your slutting….maximize it like Erin Andrews, because then you don’t have to work and you can spend your days doing bikini photoshoots for your creepy pervert sport loving homo closet case fans that use her to make sports seem less homo.

I’ll tell you something though, her body is not worth the 100 million she got for spy camming her…there are so many hotter chicks to obsess over to the point of peeping tomming them – and far less high profile – not that she’s high profile, but high enough to make noise and get you jailtime…before making herself rich off it…

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