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2017

27

Jun

Selma Hayek Shitty Topless Selfie of the Day

Selma Hayek is trying to connect with the youth of today by pulling some of their stunts like posting topless selfies….only like the old bitch she is…she’s doing it all wrong….or maybe she’s trying to be coy, a little cocktease, clearly she knows all about how to manipulate men with her toplessness, you know to buy into her and hire her instead of some other huge titty Mexican stealing American Jobs…the way Trump would approve of, since he likes sluts….

I don’t really know what I am looking at, despite the cum face, but I know that if this selfie was really as artistic as she wanted it to be, the reflection in the mirror would either have more anus or in her case more monster tits – since THAT is what we want to see…..Seeing an Aging Hayek face isn’t as good as seeing how her tits are settling into the golden years…

But at least she’s trying.

Posted in:Selma Hayek|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Stephanie Tanner Using Her Meth Mouth of the Day

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I wonder how many other people find these pics of Stephanie Tanner eating some samples at the Farmer’s Market and not at Costco like the white trash broken child star turned meth addict that she is….erotic…

Not because of her monster tits, or her comeback in the lamest way, or her quitting of Meth….after using for years after not being able to get work and watching her Olsen co-stars get richer….but because…no that’s exactly why….

Eat that Farmer’s market samples like it was the cum of the johns you used to turn tricks for meth money girl….you classy and hollywood….all relevant now that netflix exploited you like your pimp during the meth years did…

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Posted in:Jodie Sweetin|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Lea Michele’s Bikini Top of the Day

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Lea Michele is in a bikini top with a friend on a girl trip – which we can only assume means she’ll be fucking the shit out of her – you know using that dick of hers proper – the way it was mean to be used – cuz check out those titties in the pink top..

Don’t let Lea Michele’s shamless bikini pics, in efforts to trick you into thinking she’s a chick, like Bruce Jenner, becuase Lea Michele and her dick are just like a bunch of Bro’s on spring break up in here. Taking bitches on free trips to both buy friends…and guarantee pussy…cuz bitches LOVE free trips…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

27

Jun

LeAnn Rimes Gay Pride Lingerie of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes wore lingerie for the Gays during Gay pride week because gay people love to have powerful singers as their icon, especially when they are as famous as LeAnn Rimes, which despite her not touring or doing music the way she used to, is pretty fucking famous…country music fans pay for CDs because they are too retarded to understand computers….and more importantly are loyal to their own because despite accounting for 50 percent of America they are still small minded small town thinkers…

That said, it’s nice to see LeAnn Rimes, once marketed as a wholesome country girl in lingerie like a drag queen, partially because I like old haggard skinny meth looking bitches in stripper gear…but MAINLY because I like knowing behind every wholesome god fearing or god loving girl…is a fake titty lingerie sex slut..

It makes for a balanced existence…

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Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Ashley Haas Titty Model of the Day

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I don’t know much about Ashley Haas, other than that she’s showing her tits in a photoshoot for some magazine that may not even be a magazine, but rather just an instagram account that looks like a magazine and that gives these models an opportunity to feel like they are actual models, even if they aren’t, since it is the Instagram era and often times doing shoots for these low level accounts is far more lucrative for their careers both for followers and for sugar daddies than doing something like Vogue or an actual magazine….social media is where the action is…

She’s got a great body and she’s signed with a real agency which doesn’t mean she gets actual work or makes actual money – a lot of these girls get a job every 8 months for 1000 dollars…but it’s a good front for their hooking…

I like it.

Posted in:Ashley Haas

2017

27

Jun

Sophia Bush Bathing Suit on a Boat of the Day

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Sophia Bush is in a bathing suit….The only thing I know about Sophia Bush is that she was on some show that really spoke to nerds everywhere….it was called One Tree Hill. I never saw an episode but assume it was garbage….

But nerds I knew watched it, loved it, and thought this Sophia Bush was everything….making them loyal to her…..which is what nerds do to all the women in the content marketed to them and which is pretty fucking good for the girls marketed to the nerds because it gives them a lifeline….it allows them to exist…allows her to last longer than a few minutes…and it triggers extra instagram likes when they post slutty pics that are hardly slutty like this…

Posted in:SFW|Sophia Bush

2017

27

Jun

90210 the Menopausal Years of the Day

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Nothing says erotic like seeing bitches you used to jerk off to in the 90s, not because they were really that hot, but because they were marketed as being hot, on a shitty show everyone fucking loved and watched…..in their mid 40s, all menopausal, and terrifying…

It doesn’t need to be Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling from TV, but really any young woman you’ve wanted to fuck 25 years ago now…

99 percent of the time, they will look like this, because this is what aging women actually look like…

Sure there is always the exception, the fit mom in a bikini at the pool who looks amazing….and not all people age this bad…but as a general rule…this is what we’ve all experienced…

The only hot thing about them is that they can’t get knocked up anymore…their hormones can’t handle it…and even that isn’t that hot, because knocking them up would actually be a decent retirement plan, it’s not like you’re fucking anything better.

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Posted in:Jennie Garth|SFW|Tori Spelling

2017

27

Jun

Woman Treated with Penis Cake and Other Videos of the Day

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DUDES ASSAULT A MCDONALDS EMPLOYEE

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The Girl Who Fell off the Ride at Six Flags

Police Dog Takes Out Suspect

Woman Breaks Arm on live TV

Drunk on Rum Falls off Balcony

Security Guard Accidentally Shoots His Fellow Guard

Married Teacher Had Sex with 14 Year Old – 15 Times

Car Vs Pole

Bridge Collapse

Look in Mirror Before Getting Out

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always see girls from far who I think are hot, only to get closer and find them vile, but luckily I have no standard, I’d still fuck them…but funny enough, the uglier they are, the less likely they are to fuck me, because they think they are too good for me, and they probably are, where as hot chicks are just looking for something different, and sometimes that “different” is something disgusting like me…right place, right time…

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2017

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I shit on Sugar Babies all the time…But I am pretty much a sugar baby…because I don’t pay for anything, I live off my pig wife, who I am sure is a lovely person, if you don’t know her, don’t have to listen to her sleep apnea, don’t have to smell her, don’t have to wipe her ass for her, or any of that other great things about her….that I put up with by cheating on her all for free rent…

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