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2017

27

Jun

Brooke Burke Pussy Flash of the Day

Brooke Burke looks like a mix between Skeletor and Michael Jackson…and she’s flashing her WILD ON pussy that is still attached to a relatively fit body, freakish even, because she’s got a lot of kids.. like a good low level fake titty model who knows kids mean monthly payments….and the weirdest thing about her…is that she’s got this insane fan base – I don’t know where they are from, I just know they are super fucking fans….which probably feels good for her ego…as all sex workers love that shit.

That’s quite the yacht they are on, looks like sugar baby done good.

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2017

27

Jun

Lesbian Stella Maxwell and Her Lesbian Nipple of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is a famous lesbian fucker who has a nipple…

Hipster scammer who went from Hipster scam model to Victoria’s Secret model….Because that’s the way the world works…

Fuck Miley….get the press….fuck Kristen Stewart…not that lesbian sex is fucking….it’s more rubbing pussies, having in synch periods, and other lesbian like things….including but not limited to dick hating, because it gets in the way of being ANNE HECHE of the modern generation, construction boots, and KNITTING….LESBIANS….

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2017

27

Jun

Gwyneth Paltrow Belly in a Bikini of the Day

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s barrel stomach as she rocks through menopause is not erotic.

She looks like a drunk old man in shorts that are too short for him and a t-shirt too tight for him – because he can manage to squeeze into the pants and the shirt…and feels good about that…not realizing that his thickness, although the same from the front, is substantially greater than it once was from the side…

Not that she gives a fuck. She’s rich. People talk about her. Live the half naked life, I don’t mind lookin….it’s just not quite my vibe….lose those hips….thanks to hormones….because she pushes this healthy food eating…yet she still looks like a slowed down metabolism beer drinking dude…HOT HOT….but not as hot as her pussy in the salt water thanks to the Chris Martin Herpes…

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2017

27

Jun

Fergie Ass on Stage of the Day

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Fergie has an ass in fishnets…for Gay Pride because she’s a dude….in women’s lingerie…like all the gays….

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2017

27

Jun

Serena Williams White Boy Fucker Pregnant Erotica of the Day

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I have a female tennis fetish…because it’s sexy, the grunts, the high society, the panty flashes….and I have a hot black chick fetish…the tits, the ass, the chocolate skin tones….so you’d think I’d die for Serena Williams…known white boy fucker and very famous and well paid athlete….

But for some reason, she has the exact opposite effect on me, she terrifies me…she’s a monster to me….she’s the worst of both those things…

The founder of Reddit who knocked her up seems to have a different take on it….in this pregnant erotica photoshoot for Vanity Fair celebrating love and what I thought was a tranny doing the whole LADY BUG – RIP Jon Brandis – Dude plays a girl in the girl sport league to win….but I guess isn’t…not that hot…but it happened…

I feel like this won’t be posted on reddit and my site won’t blow up from all the traffic making me relevant…because Founders are crazy and don’t like their baby mommy’s called trannies on the internet…CENSORS…evil BILLIONAIRES…

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2017

27

Jun

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland was in a bikini….because the people at Modern Family probably instructed her and her cast to get as shameless as they can for social media in efforts to get people to tune into their shitty show…where they have to sit through badly written low grade sitcom humor to not see the cast they want to fuck in bikinis….it’s a bad strategy…if they want people to tune in, the nakedness should be on the show…not on the social media making the show irrelevant….and what it comes down to is that I am a weirded out by Sarah Hyland’s face / bobble head, small body…and I can’t figure out if I like what I am looking at, or if it is freakish and confusing…I guess I’ll have to spend the rest of the day trying to figure this one out….

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2017

27

Jun

Bella Hadid’s Ass in Tight Jeans with her Dying Granny’s Upskirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid felt the need to post a tribute to her dying Grandma….for attention…she’s the white woman in her ARAB life…who I guess her mom got her slut from that led to rich LA based husbands….and who I guess by default Bella got her slut from…because even when bitch is dying of cancer…she’s in UPSKIRT pose…and it’s hot….

Just a simple dutch pro who taught her girl to chase bigger pro dreams…in America with rich guys you marry and who then taught her girl how to take over the fucking internet on social media despite not being that hot…

Shamelessness, even her tribute to the near dead grandma with a butt in tight jeans…and if you read her masterful caption…written by what must be a half retard thanks to dropping out of school to pursue this existence in a world where you don’t need school or intelligence when you’re rich and getting paid…she’s real fucking obnoxious, narscisstic and made it all about herself..”I took off of work for the past 3 days” like she’s actually working or like that’s a big deal…she’s rich and to fly from Paris to Holland…takes an hour…

Nothing will ever beat this love – I took off of work for the past 3 days to surprise my beautiful Oma in Holland on her birthday. She is going through the hardest struggle of her life battling cancer again but I know for a fact she is the strongest woman i have ever met. Today is my last day with my family here in Holland and the last thing I want to do is leave…But I will, so I can work my hardest and come back soon

It’s a video…

Poor granny…having to pretend to like her shitty grandkid…

Garbage…

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2017

27

Jun

Bella Thorne is a Fucking Wreck of the Day

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Bella Thorne is rumored to be estranged from her mom, typical child star exploited by the parents who want to make as much money as they can off their kids before they turn 18 nonsense….that ended when she turned 18, took control of her life, and started slutting out on social media….

Unfortunately, she’s not estranged from her weird aspiring DJ sister, who has the rainbow hair typic of LA hipster raver trash, because it is rubbing off on this one, and not in a way you’d want to sister rub each other off…in a she looks like a crackhead raver hipster pile of shit…a wreck…..but maybe she always looks like this and I just don’t notice since her tits are spilling out everywhere….right…who knows…right…

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2017

27

Jun

Demi Lovato’s Titties of the Day

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Demi Lovato was a body positive dumpy chick when she was in a relationship, like all girls in relationships, fuck my unshowered sloppy ass now that I’ve given up on life, don’t blame me, blame my bi-polar disorder, see I have a doctor’s note…bullshit…

Well, she got dumped and figured, “let’s get as hot as a I can, I’ll show him” as most women do…and has since been posting titty pic after titty pic because all chicks are the same…they know they aren’t hot when they are fat even if they try to angle it…and when they are dumped…they put in work to get as hot as they can…and when they are as hot as they can be…they broadcast it to the world…

This was a “no make-up”…big belly spilling out of her leotard…looking like the fat downs syndrome girl at your kids ballet recital…and now she’s an insta model…

Typical woman behavior…worse since it is hollywood and a reminder that all things they say and do are bunk bullshit lies…

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2017

27

Jun

Charlotte McKinney’s Tits Drive a Range Rover of the Day

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Like a good, accomplished sugar baby, Charlotte McKinney, and her tits that sometimes get her paid….drive a Range Rover…the way she should…because she’s cheesy, lame, uninteresting hollywood…but more importantly, she’s got great tits.

I don’t know how much money she’s made in this Hollywood game, I mean she’s done a bit of work but nothing substantial…

She is a Florida originating rich kid, who’s dad is some Bahamas based jeweller, or vendor of jewellery in the Bahamas… which sounds pretty fucking suspect, tax evading and money laundering…you know the kind of dad who can afford a Range rover for his retarded daughter and her massive tits…

I scrolled her instagram to see what she’s been up to, you know any shameless tit pics to keep the low level fame coming in…and all I saw was this video….that reaffirmed my distain for her…at least when she’s not showing tits…

But you probably prefer seeing her tits…and really that applies to everyone, not just you, because without her tits she’s really fucking average at best…

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