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2017

21

Jul

Heather Graham Humping her Bike Seat of the Day

Heather Graham posted these pictures of her riding a bike seat aggressively, like a horny girl pressing up against your leg on public transit, or against the pool jet, or against pretty much anything, because that’s how girls get off..CLITORAL stimulation….and it reminds me of two things…

The first that Heather Graham still exists…those awesome Boogie Night tits and push…I’ll forever appreciate her contribution to cinema…

THe second, that a girl I talk to cums from horse back riding, so she goes horseback riding often, and I wonder if it is considered beastiality….because it’s not the horse getting her off, it’s the vibrations the horse makes…you know…important questions we need answers to…

Right..

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2017

21

Jul

Kim Kardashian See Through Outfit of the Day

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Kim Kardashian wore a see through outfit because of course she did, she’s Kim Kardashian and broadcasting her tits to the world is pretty much what she does when she feels in need of some media attention, some paparazzi coverage, to remind people that she still exists, that she is still shameless, that she is empowered as she makes her billions off brands who support trash…it’s just what she does…

Not to mention, OJ getting out is a great new storyline for the family to take, so you know they are all giving each other handjobs, or maybe just jerking off Bruce’s cock they have as a table centerpiece cuz they are nuts…to celebrate the new found interest in them as they continue to exploit..

I mean they must be on the DECLINE finally…they are so fucking boring…aren’t people bored yet….PLEASE…be bored..

Big tits…though.

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2017

21

Jul

Salma Hayek Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

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I guess old, tired, weather, Mexican actresses who made it in Hollywood thanks to having a huge set of tits that people wanted to stare at…coupled with being a fetish with that accent….who was unlike most Mexican women because she had a neck…you know unlike the breeders you had experienced at the Taco food truck, or at your hotel as a chambermaid, never quite making you want to surprise them with your erection…..like Salma Hayek did…..because she was glamorous and beautiful, rich and connected, with a body that film directors and producers wanted to pay to be around….

Well even in her old age, she’s got a waist to hip ratio / fat ass, that scientifically proven to make you cum to her fertility – despite being old enough to be menopause…

I dig this walk away, it’s kinda the only way I get to appreciate women as I am a slow walker…

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2017

21

Jul

Charlotte McKinney Sports Bra Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney once got a lot of hype, even called the next Kate Upton, because people only see tits, and America, along with being a powerhouse full of rich as fuck people, is a trashy wasteland that created things like Honey Boo Boo and the Jersey shore…so Florida big titty trash is what you people fucking love…it’s what I love..it’s the whole basis of Hooters…the American dream…

Not that Charlotte McKinney is really trashy, her dad is some rich Bahama so no Taxes based dude, that allowed her to be at the right parties, to get her tits out there and some dude put her on TV despite not even being that famous on social media, or even working as a model…

But she’s got the tits…and I like tits, you like tits, everyone likes tits, and more importantly, I respect girls who respect that they only matter because of their tits…unlike EMRATA who pretends her tits are a liability…

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2017

21

Jul

Halle Berry Chugs Whiskey of the Day

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NERD ALERT…

Halle Berry was at Comicon doing some press to draw some attention to some movie she’s in because she’s still an Oscar winning actress with great tits that you probably used to jerk off to because you’re 40…

And she pulled a glass of Whiskey Chug for the nerds who looked on in amazement, because some nerds like to drink, other nerds fear drinking and judge, it has a negative reaction with their meds…or autism…or whatever…

The whole thing was magical…if it’s actually Whiskey and not baby urine that she uses as some elixir to stay young and young…

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2017

21

Jul

I like Charlotte Lawrence of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some random model I follow on Social media, who I didn’t realize I follow on Social Media, because I follow 7500 models and sluts posting slutty content on their social media for me to either try to jerk off to – or to get horny over – so that when I leave the house I can sexualize girls proper…since they are all sexualizing themselves while pretending they aren’t…

I have no idea who she is, but I like her, so she’s the random instagram girl I follow of the day…a new feature that may only last today…

Look at her all in her bikini and stuff…it’s how they get famous…and it’s perfect…I’m a fan.

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2017

21

Jul

Shits on Scooter To Avoid Confiscation and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man on the Streets

Unskirt Filmer

Insane Accident of the Day

Criminal Gets Caught Fast

5 Teens Watch a Dude Drown…

Dude of the Day – Drinking and Driving on Clearwater Beach on FB live

Asshole Dog Tea Bag

Tree VS Girls

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2017

21

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls have rape fantasies and as it turns out rape fantasies are hard to manage….because you don’t want to actually do a rape out of trying to give a girl what she wants…but you don’t want to not give a girl enough of a rape so that she cums….it’s that really hard tight rope you gotta walk, but can’t help be walk, because there is promise of getting your dick wet…

The world…is a complicated place…

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2017

20

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today was not as good as OJ getting off Parole from a crime he was “over-punished” for because a judge had a vendetta..

At this point who even cares about OJs dead sluty disrespecting wife…she was basically a Kardashian…and OJ did what other people probably have wanted to do….what he though was right…

THE ONLY MISTAKE OJ MADE WAS THAT HE DIDN’T KILL KRIS JENNER….WHILE HE WAS KNOCKING HER UP WITH KHLOE AS ROBERT KARDASHIAN CUCKOLD…

It’s amazing the OJ story is still a thing….

I am pumped for the PR spin that’s about to happen…with his daughter Khloe….because OJ is hilarious..

But I did get to see young massive tits, no bra, hard nipple, on a daughter with her mom…clearly on some bonding vacation…

My life…pathetic and uneventful!

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2017

20

Jul

Martha Hunt’s On Set Panty Flash of the Day

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This isn’t a real panty flash, I mean it is for a panty company and it is all part of their shoot, but that doesn’t take away the fact that Martha Hunt, one of America’s last homegrown model, while all the other women have gone off and become fat, is CAMELTOEING all kinds from every angle….It also doesn’t take away the fact that one of the pics of her ass cheek from the front and the other of her full ass…all round and fit…are amazing……

I know, she’s a hired hooker, it’s not that impressive to see her half naked, it’s her job, what she does, but I still appreciate a good cameltoe on a model…I’m not that jaded or desensitized yet…and that alone makes me feel ALIVE…

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