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2017

10

Jul

Scout Willis Bush of the Day

I love bush and all things that celebrate brush – except feminist lesbians who try to intellectualize bush – but only because they think I am a misogynist…even though I am one of themm…

Partially because of my love for bush – I am a bush ambassador…I don’t try to pretend that growing a bush is a protest against the man….even though it’s less work to grow a bush…and men will fuck anything…and it doesn’t need to be a child-like bald pussy to get them off unless they are gay…and more interestingly….and bald pussy is an industry run by women on women hate crimes…judging each other for not shaving…

Well Scout Willis..the hipster who is more attractive than the other WILLIS SISTERS…showed off her bush hanging out of her bathing suit…a fetish of mine…that she probably thinks is being shocking because she’s rich and medicated trying to have purpose in a life with no purpose cuz her parents have the purpose for her….

When really, it’s just hot, erotic, a fetish, and the way it is meant to be…keep the pussy spilling out of the bathing bottoms…

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2017

10

Jul

Taylor Momsen is LIVES of the Day

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Taylor Momsen use to whatever she could to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….because she is forgotten…

She was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…to separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….SHE IS THE GIRL IN THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS LIVE ACTION MOVIE….

All in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows….

The slutty worked better at 16 – 18…but fizzled out…so put out some topless that’s not topless but that’s also not spread vagina…making the whole experience shitty but I’ll still post it because my whole experience is shitty.

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2017

10

Jul

Ashanti in a Bikini of the Day

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I have been doing this site for 10 years…and I have never done a post on Ashanti and I probably shouldn’t have started now..but then again why not…celebrate all things with a voice of an angel – like Ashanti – who is happy she’s not Aalyiah – because she’s not dead….rocking some thick thighs in a bikini…because thick thighs are a sing of fertility and being a proper lady to jerk off to…

I like whatever is going on here..

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2017

10

Jul

Elsa Hosk Nude on the Internet of the Day

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Everyone is getting naked on the internet all day, and now it’s got to the point where it is no fun.

I don’t know why they bother doing it, I mean other than being attention seeking whores…

There is no reason for her to get naked, other than because she’s an exhibitionist, and lives for this shit, or she doesn’t grasp basic marketing or maybe she does…

Still about as boring as naked models….which isn’t that boring…their nakedness unnecessary…but boring…

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2017

10

Jul

Pink on the Breast Feed of the Day

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Pink is not a man…..or she is but she has decided her pronoun is mom…and she’s shoving tits in her babies mouth for the world to see in what she may pretend is empowerment…even though breast feeding in public has never been a thing anywhere I’ve been…for as long as I can remember – women have breast fed in public….but these idiots are trying to find a cause to attach themselves and I’m all for it thanks to tits.

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2017

10

Jul

Sistine Stallone Upskirt of the Day

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Sistine Stallone is Sylvester Stallone’s daughter who’s face is a little too Sylvester Stallone looking for my liking….but she’s flashing her panties…and they are magical because they are celebrity kids, rich kids, brats who people only care about because their dad is Rambo, and that alone makes the pussy properly broken and A-List…

He probably neglected as he was being famous, probably fucking all kind of models, not limited to Brigitte Nielsen, who is the original Bruce Jenner…chick with a dick, at least in broad shoulders…

But she’s got a trust fund and people fuck with anything associated with celebrity…up on trying to be the next Kardashian…but failing…unless you think upskirts are a win…and I do….I think exactly that…

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2017

10

Jul

Topless Protsters and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Tries New Recreational Drugs

Dude Assaults Air BNB Guest

Crash on Livestream

Woman Fails Breathalizer….

Driver VS Joggers

Stripped Topless

Cops taken out

Drifting of the Day

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2017

10

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Jokes may have happened this weekend, but I can’t be too sure, because I was drunk and everything is a fucking blank…everything except my new found love for sending the most awkward flacid cock dick pics to random people – featuring my creepy smiling face because like the rest of the flashing, half retard world….I figure put it out there if it offends, disgusts, while making people laugh….all at the same time you know…

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Leaked Han Solo Pics
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The Dark Tower Trailer
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Waka Flocka and his Sign Language Girl
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A Trip to the Last Standing K-Mart in the World
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Husband Finds Out He’s Getting a Kidney from his Wife
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Couple Get Married in a Grow Op
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Alicia Vikander Ripped Teenage Boy Body
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2017

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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This weekend’s words of wisdom are very simple…

The asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…so be sure to tell her that…because statistically…she’ll be more inclined to let you bust inside her…and a little shit on a dick never hurt anyone…except that guy I know who got a terrible E.Coli / Staph infection and they had to cut his dick off…or at least part of it…which might as well is the whole thing…because no one wants their dick cut off…all because of fucking a bitch up the ass with no condom cuz she was on her period…you know…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Kesha was Sad Seinfeld Didn’t Like Her
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Ariel WInter – Fat Slob
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Amy Schumer – Spread Eagle Bikini
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A Pony and the Queen
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Baby Kangaroo – Takes its first Hops
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Patton Oswalt – NEW PUSSY
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Jessica Biel Flexing her Manly Muscles
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Emily Rat Cow is Such Trash
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Send Nudes Prank of the DAy
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LORDE is NOT Taylor Swift’s Squad
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Mother Defends Fucking while Breast Feeding Baby
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Katy Perry VS Koalas
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Some Hot Chick named Doina
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Chloe Sevigny is Old But Her Legs Look Good of the Day
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THe squid and the WHale
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Rat Cow Nipple
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Disney Kid Nipples
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Model at Some Event of the Day
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Bonfire of the Day
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Lena Dunham’s Panties Bloody – Unfortunately Not by her Death
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Some Chick Named ELle Evans in a Bikini
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Heidi Klum in a Tight Skirt
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Sara SAmpaio Side Tit – No Nipples – Fashion Week
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Celine Dion – EROTICA
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Heidi Klum – Cleavage
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Amateurs!
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Hot Tits on the Beach
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Topless trashy Big Titty DJ
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Big Booty!
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Naked Penthouse Chick
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Public Pussy Play
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CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Idiot Takes Fireworks to His Face
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2017

07

Jul

Selena Gomez Nipples for Her Gucci Mane Sogn of the Day

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Selena Gomez is putting out a video called FETISH, where she plays some school girl looking immigrant that no one likes, but who doesn’t wear a bra because her poor family can’t afford one, and they don’t really know that bras are customary as they usually hide their women under a sheet, only to be approached in a mall by some predator who throws her in the back of her van and makes her live in his basement and make his babies only to be caught 10 years later when she’s 25….you know…THAT FETISH…

The song is with her Springbreaker Gucci Mane, because she’s hood now that she’s dating a black man, or maybe Gucci Mane is frat boy soft….I don’t keep track of this shit..I’m more the guy who notices nipples in pictures on instagram…

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