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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Jun

Marta Placzek Big Polish Tits of the Day

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Marta Placzek is some model, who is apparently Polish, which I assume means she’s got a circus bear that balances on a ball in her basement, assuming she’s got a basement, unless she’s what you’d want from a hot Polish girl, and that’s poor and with no basement thanks to living in a cold water flat, one room for her family of 12…where they eat beets and cabbage waiting for the Nazi’s to lose….so that they can get back to living….

Because the second these poor hot chicks get a taste of the life of luxury, that first 5 star hotel with a rich guy, you know the kind of hotel that has a Rolls Royce pick you up at the airport…it’s fucking over…

It may not quite be over for this one – as she’s got next to no followers on social medai…but it’s magical enough to me…thanks to her perky lookin’ tit.

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2017

Jun

Bella Thorne Armpit Shave on Instagram of the Day

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Bella Thorne armpit shave on Instagram….is some erotica that isn’t really erotic, but that depends who you ask, because I am all about licking armpits as often as I can…whenever I can and I never thought I was a real armpit fetishists, but apparently I am…

I remember I knew a guy who would only cum from fucking armpits, I am not at the stage of armpit fetish, but seeing a shaved armpit in a world of hipster hairy armpit who all love to show off their armpit, I remember I saw a girl in a restaurant with hairy armpits – in the middle of winter – eating with her arms in the fucking air wearing a tank top for everyone to know…because she just wanted everyone to know how feminist she was….weird…I don’t like that…

What it comes down to is that Bella Thorne – is slutty. Yay!

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2017

Jun

Thieves Caught Having Sex in a Boat and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird UK Pub

Offensive Bottomless Cake

Woman Pushes 12 Year Old Girl to the Ground

Road Rage of the Day

Creepy Dude Who Shot Up His School’s Creepy Video

Stage Collapse

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2017

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent most mornings negotiating nudes from fat girls on tinder – which seems to be a hub of fat girls – who are clearly getting laid and who clearly have nudes – and so far the best tactic has been to get them to brag about how good they are at taking nudes – to come back with how much practice I need at looking at nudes….which has so far got me all kinds of nudes – but I am starting to think the fat girls are just eager to send nudes to someone into their nudes….when most dudes probably don’t swipe right on the goldmine that is them….fascinating.

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Horse Girl in a Bikini Top….
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Kourtney Kardashian New Tits….
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Super Tennis Daschunds
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Katy Perry Ranked her Past Lovers…
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Heavy Metal Cover of 1960s Batman Theme
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Father Interviews Daughter First Day of School for 12 Years
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2017

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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SEX.

All I know is that I am a huge fan of the hormones in the food all you hippies are complaining about – because when it is coupled with a porned up society – going to the grocery store on the hottest day of the year becomes a very dirty experience…

No not as dirty as the creepy guy with the bike helmet watching little girls at soccer practice from the other side of the fence..

But the asses in shorts, tight shorts and short shorts, even a few leggings – and sheer dresses where I can see both nipple and slutty panty lion….one of the jungle’s favorite animals….it’s a shock more jerking off in public doesn’t happen…but maybe those same booty and titty making hormones are turning dudes homo – or dressing like women…but seriously…legend is happening right before our very eyes.

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Bachelor in Paradise Cancelled Because of Slutty Behavior
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Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini in Miami
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Nicole Kidman – Anger Issue
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Stella Maxwell – Titties on the Catwalk
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Man on Tractor – VS – Tree
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Multi Dog Tricks
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Rita Ora – Weird See Thru
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Margot Robbie – Fat Legs for the Gym
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Ice Cube Explained to Bill Maher why the N-Word is Bad
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Some Disney Chick’s Legs
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Supermarket Dancer…
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Olivia Wilde – Big Old Cleavage
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Talia Storm – Slut
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Taylor Swift in a Bathing Suit
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Trashy Model of the Day
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Backhoe VS ATM
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I Can’t Jerk Off to the Tony Awards – I Tried
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Katy Perry Apologized to Taylor Swift Like an Idiot….Because She Thinks She Can Inspire the Whole World..
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Some Katherine McNamara Slut
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Thandie Newton – Bush
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Deer Meets Cat
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Trump’s Ridiculous House of the Day
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Ariel Winter – Dumpy in the Parking Lot
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Mischa Barton – Slut
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It’s Raining Sprinkles is the Dumbest Video of the Day
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Pregnant – Lauren Prepon
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Petra Nemcova Still Milking the Tsunami
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Red Panda Gets belly Tickled By Slutty Chick
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Shark in three Feet of Water
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Lily James – Worth Fucking
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Fatty in a Bikini of the Day
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Jared Leto – VS Ghosts
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Amanda Bynes is Back – Fat and Exciting
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Multi Dog Tricks
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Huge Trashy Tits Dressed Like Baywatch
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Some Big tits in a Slutty Shoot NAKED
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SPanish Porn is Better than Japanese Porn
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Just a Butt Plug and a Glove
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Elise Hewitt Tits
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A Bunch of Leaked Nude Celebs
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Slutty Classic Naked Shoot – of the Day
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Hooker in Short Shorts
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Irish Mailman Fucks Mail Slots
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Deep Dildo
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2017

Jun

Rat Cow’s High Testosterone Ginger Fat Boyfriend of the Day

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Ever since I’ve seen Rat Cow on her hustle, I’ve wondered about her boyfriend, who will assume is just a nice dude, something so unlike what you’d expect Rat Cow to be with, since she’s a vapid opportunist cunt on some hustle to get ahead…which obviously works…

Maybe he’s her manager, maybe he’s created her career and they are in this together, maybe he has friends at Instagram and helped her get a following, you know the brains of the operation, or maybe he’s just a security blanket that she doormats…but ultimately….he is a reminder that girls aren’t always superficial, so there is hope out there for you to seduce bitches who think they are hot, despite being bird faced, and thaT women will fall for you if you have a huge cock, a huge bank account, offer support or a mix of the three…

I have heard countless stories from reliable people that she’s fucking directors and actors for jobs, putting her tits out there to lock it all down….and I believe those stories…and I believe that a dude would wait around while she does that shit for work…because he gets to deal with her when she’s at her fucking shittiest…you know…which is better than an uglier chick at her shittiest…

Here’s a handbra gif to remind you who RAT COW is…People find her really hot….so…here you go…..

I don’t want to hate on the poor bastard who has to deal with this trash….because you know he probably brags to everyone he can that this bitch is his…even if she’s not when she’s working on getting cast….and I don’t even want to hate on her, because who cares, make that money if you can….do that hustle and be happy your bf sticks by you because why the fuck wouldn’t he….WHO knows…or cares…I’m just trying to see her asshole in her bikini…

From social..

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Posted in:Emily Rat Cow|Rat Cow|SFW

2017

Jun

Hailey Baldwin in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin’s rocking a cute pink one piece bathing suit in Maimi, where you can see her both giving herself a cameltoe becuase she knows it’s hot…and a stream of water running off her cunt – that makes it look like she’s pissing herself…BOTH amazing things to find in some staged paparazzi pics, you know she staged, not because the paparazzi aren’t hungry for pics of anyone they can get rolling through Miami, but because the people in the paparazzi pics are hugnrier…and call these dudes to tip them off…

The thing with all these vapid, spoiled, entitled, trust fund babies who are finding work as models, because the public and the marketing people are lazy, is that despite being annoying, or useless in the grand scheme of things, because they choose bikini pics over school, instagram follows over substance, and attention craving over actually doing anything good in the world, because ultimately, they can be anywhere – fucking nursing AIDS babies or feeding the homeless..they could be fighting whale hunters or throwing money into a giant freezer to keep the polar ice caps frozen…yet they are in Miami lookin cute in a one piece, giving themselves cameltoes as water streams off their cunt like they are peeing…wonderful…

Out of the group, Hadid / Jenner / whoever else latches onto to this like it was the only tribal woman lactating in the tribe during famine….

Hailey Baldwin is my favorite…. I am sure that means a lot to her…in a world where she’s always second or third tier…

HERE SHE IS FOR VOGUE JAPAN!

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2017

Jun

Our Friends V4 Twenty’s Vape of the Day

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Our friends over at V4-Twenty have released an amazing vape called the v4/Plush that you can and should get HERE …because vaping is a lot of fun for people who like vaping and even people who don’t…and who are confused by the whole movement…like myself…

I am more of a drinker, you know drink hard, try to die from drinking every time I drink otherwise it doesn’t count… instead of a smoker…but I did vape once…it was strawberry flavored and magical….mainly because the girl who made me vape with her showed me her pussy and I love pussy and it can recruit me into doing all things I don’t normally do – like vape….

That said, these are the features of the vape: get YOURS HERE

Built-in magnetic glass mouthpiece with stainless steel filter for cool and smooth/soft inhalation

Ergonomic design for perfect grip

LED lights communicate battery life and temperature settings

Easy to use- 1 button control

Discreet compact design that can easily be concealed in your purse, backpack, pocket or the palm of your hand

Fast, precise & even conduction heating for full extraction and flavorful vapor

Powerful lithium-ion battery for long lasting usage

Shuts off automatically after 5 minutes to save battery life

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2017

Jun

Ariel Winter Looks Like This of the Day

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This is pretty much what I see – in every single picture of Ariel Winter. I think it may have to do with my facial recognition blindness, I latch onto one version of the person and I can’t ever see past that version, and in this case, I just see this big neck on a dumpy girl, even with her restructured tits, because big tits alone can’t win my dick, I need there to be a little more hotness going on….

Meaning, she’s a fucking troll, hard nipples or not, they don’t save her from looking like a middled aged french Canadian woman in a trailer park eating donuts….all day…everyday…

I never watched Modern Family, I like knowing she’s got all kinds of issues with her real family, because it makes her more entertaining in her collapse, but I think there’s just a lot of money behind her and her brand…and that’s why all you suckers eat her up..

When I know…no one watches TV anymore, unless they are retirees in the trailer park….which would explain why she’s even someone people talk about…

A Monster…Yes.

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2017

Jun

Bella Thorne Weird Shorts of the Day

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Bella Thorne is wearing some weird shorts today, because regular cut off shots that ride up her ass aren’t good enough for her, she’s gotta go straight late 80s when I cut my own cut offs from a pair of jeans I owned, the only pair of jeans I owned, I was and remain poor as fuck, and ended up with something a little like this, but probably sexier, at least to a pedophile into 15 year old boys in cut off jeans, because sex appeal is subjective, I’ve found some of the most disgusting things hot over the years, even the occasional fat chick, because hot is a higher concept than just physical…it’s how a slut carries herself, or how she sucks a dick, or how she rejects me over and over making me want to fuck her out of spite…you know there’s lots to why someone is hot…and this Bella Thorne is hot because she’s a young, tight enough bodied, working actress in a world where actors don’t make as much as they used to and don’t matter the way they used to…but when they slut out on instagram like an instagram whore – they are perfect….exhibitionism from a professional liar who was sold out as a kid…and knows all the right moves…wonderful…so Bella Thorne…I dig…

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