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2017

24

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about staring into women’s apartments when they are changing from their fire escapes – is getting caught.

Most people hate that part of voyeurism / peeping tom / the whole idea is to be subtle, invisible, all that good stuff…but the reality is the highlight is when she screams in shock, only to invite you in, because girls are exhbitionists and appreciate you trying to make the instagram like a real life experience!

You are a hero.

Here are some stepLINKs….

Dani Mathers Took a Plea Deal
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Ariana Grande Milking The Sad Story of young Kids Dying for Bad Music
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Katy Perry is Not Ashamed of her 25 Million Dollar Paycheck – That is Crazy.
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Bella Thorney Whoring in Cannes
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Salma Hayek is Super Cleavage…
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Slut Doing Squats
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Charlotte Gainsbourg Nipple Slip…
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Kim Garner – Slutty
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Hailey Baldwin Erotica – If You Can Call it That
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Kendall Jenner’s Ass Looks Awesome
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Katy Perry Performing in London
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The Defiant Ones – a Documentary About Hip Hop
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Flyboard Air….
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Sara Sampaio – Bikini
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Tyra Banks Getting Sued
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Joanna Krupa Pokies in a Pink Top…
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Lindsay Lohan is Working on a Netflix Series
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The Earth is Round
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Man in a Romp Him
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Ashley Benson – Big Girl Dress
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Mommy Shamers!
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Doutzen Kroes – Legs
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Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend is Illuminati
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Kendall Jenner in a Swimsuit
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Kids Tell Their Parents When They Lose Their Virginity
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Buck Takes Out Biker….
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Kelly Brook – Monster Tits
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Drunk Dude Falls Asleep on a Car….
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Jessica CHESTain
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The Guy Kourtney Kardashian Fucks
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Huge Titty Bounce
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Pussy Eating Hand Stand
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This is Why You Don’t Fuck Hookers Without A Condom
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Snatch Play
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Hot Chick Playing with Herself
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Jiggly Asses
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Hot Curvy Blonde
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Slow Titty Rinse
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Naked Pussy Flash
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Cam Girls of the Day
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2017

24

May

Elsa Hosk’s High Production iPhone Picture of the Day

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Bitches are so fucking shameless, I actually see them behaving like this all the fucking time and I always laugh about it, are you kidding, it’s an iphone photo why the fuck are you posing like that, I mean I get it, they get brand deals through their social media, it’s better than just whoring out to some random dude or something, but they end up whoring out to said dude anyway, I mean she’s on a 100 million dollar yacht, she is overpaid, but not that overpaid…she’s arm candy…and vapid and ridiculous at least in her shameless behavior that you’d expect out of an American tourist everywhere they go, but not some swedish titty model…

I love the way this unfolds….first she’s on the boat, then intense model poses straight from Victoria’s secret, then some dude who probably fucks her with an iphone…hilarious…ridiculous..but fucking hot.

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

24

May

Bella Thorne Goes to Cannes with Scott Disick of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her sister are in Cannes with Scott Disick, because you might as well fuck the young hot thing, even if she’s not all that hot, but hot enough, give em herpes or seduce them into the party life, at the luxury villa, with the taste of Kardashian money living, the private jets and yachts and villa life…in Cannes or wherever the rich people are at the time…it’s living the dream…the coke fueled party dream…while drinking and being banged by older dudes…like she was still on set at Disney..

She looks miserable, he’s pulling then “dudes can fuck young girls because young girls have daddy issues and he’s famous so why not”…and I can assume she’s a better fuck than the Kardashian he’s knocked up a dozen times, like the rat she is….but that she’s probably annoying as fuck to be around, so you drink…grab at her…and drink…

This is a pretty funny looking dynamic…I’m into it…..

It’s nice being a old rich dude with booze – manipulating young girls with no parents because of the whole being whored by them – into sex…it is what all men aspire to achieve!

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2017

24

May

Mischa Barton is in Cannes of the Day

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Mischa Barton made it to Cannes – which is amazing – because for the longest time I just assumed Mischa Barton was on the cusp of death, but in recent months she had one drug or alcohol induced freak the fuck out that was hilarious to watch, and one sex tape that got her on Dr Phil talking about how mean exes can be, when we all know she was part of that marketing campaign, a weak campaign, but people like sex tapes…then she did a campaign for low level hooker water in a bikini…and now she’s in Cannes…like a real actress and celebrity from the hit show the OC and the dead girl puking under her bed in the Sixth Sense you probably jerked off to….because dead girls under the bed is your think you fucking predator.

Here she is – GLORY DAYS are AHEAD OF US…

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Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

24

May

Irina Shayk Tits in Cannes of the Day

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Irina Shayk from Russian babe in the sex trade, to model in the Swimsuit issues, to scenester and woman at all the important events, to Hollywood baby momma and possibly wife, I don’t really know what her marital status is, I just know that girl is a solid Russian, perfectly calculating, like when you get a lap dance with one and they take you for all the money you have and threaten you if you don’t pay them in full, because they know how to fucking cheat you with their tits, and they have muscle behind them to kill you if needed…Russia…both the people who chose your election process for your president, and the home of hot soulless pussy…

I’m a fan….even if this is her mom body…check out them hips…I’d say they don’t lie like that song, but she’s a Russian and lying is her foundation…of who she is as a person.

With being a Hollywood wife – she gets to go to Cannes…but she was probably going there when she was just a sugar baby too…life.

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2017

24

May

RIta Ora TIts in a Dress of the Day

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Rita Ora thinks she’s fucking Beyonce…or something ridiculous…but let her be an inspiration to all you low hanging fruit with low hanging tits, knowing that she has the ability to use those tits to get a record deal, what I assume is a hit song or two, and a celebrity that no one really knows our understands…but they recognize her name..it’s like name a Rita Ora Song, I don’t fucking know but I run a titty site on celebrity sluts, if anyone should know it should be me…but then again, I’m not really a fan boy into these women, I just like the click bait…because other people are…

I AM A LOW HANGING FRUIT TOO!!!! Together…we should rot and turn into alcohol…

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She went to another event, bitch thinks she’s really important… she’s like Beyonce…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

24

May

Big Girl vs Big Girl the Charlize Theron / Eva Longoria Edition of the Day

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Here’s a little, or should I say big, contest of who do you think would win in a Wrestling match….big girl Charlize Theron who has grown into her tall model frame, or little Mexican luchador, who for that longest time pretended she wasn’t Mexican due to being ashamed of being Mexican…unless it got her jobs….Eva Longoria…

Both cultures are gnarly at best, South Africa the white people who destroyed the native black people…and Mexican who you’ve seen the drug cartels and know what they are capable of…..so it’s a toss up….

Both girls much bigger than their old self, maybe menopause, but Theron is darker, she’s got the taste of blood, her mom killed her dad…which is on another level…where as Eva Longoria grew up in Texas and just likes eating BBQ like Jessica Simpson…

I figure who cares since they aren’t actually wrestling, but it’s still amazing to see how thick a bitch can get when told being thick is ok…this would have never happened 20 years ago…

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TO SEE Eva Longoria – THICK
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TO SEE Charlize Theron – THICK
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Posted in:Charlize Theron|Eva Longoria|SFW

2017

24

May

Barbara Palvin Thick Titty Grab of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is pretty fucking thick, I guess this is what happens when you pull a Hungarian chick out of poverty and allow her to have access to all the great foods the world has to offer because she’s been made famous for being a titty model in lingerie for an evil brand…

That is assuming her handlers in the sex trade that work with Victoria’s Secret give her any money…

Or maybe this is just what happens to the hot busty 18 year old when she turns 21 or 22 or whatever NON 18 year old age this one happens to be….

It’s like when the hot chick from your high school with the titties you watched in gym glass…is no longer a teen…but a mom…that looks like a mom…who is easy to fuck to live out that High School fantasy…only you don’t want to fuck it…because of what it’s become…

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Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2017

24

May

Naked Halpin Sister of the Day

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Joanna Halpin and Sarah Halpin are apparently sisters, they are in this together, taking on the instagram world of self promotion the right way, because they are in it together, creating a fetish for people who like fucking sisters, or sisters who fuck, the kind of incest far more normal to jerk off to than dads fucking their daughters…right..

I don’t know if they are actually related, but they are free spirited, hip, current, and topless together, as sisters should be…

I do know that anyone with a penis, has known sisters they want to fuck, or see fuck each other, at least I know that every girl I’ve dated with a sister, I’d look at the sister and think, damn, why did I get the shitty sister, the other one is so much better, I’d like her to sit on my face, while the one I date eats my ass, how can I make that happen….well..it’s hard to make happen, because most sister aren’t like these sisters, willing to fuck each other for money, and really that’s a flaw in society…we should raise sisters to feel it is ok to lick each other’s asses for the benefit of men watching on everywhere…it does great in porn.

Posted in:Joanna Halpin|Sarah Halpin

2017

24

May

Hana Jirickova Tits for Vogue of the Day

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I don’t like fashion unless I can jerk off to it – because fashion – like porno – loves naked women…naked tall skinny women – and even though fashion is designed by gay dudes, made for rich women, and women aspiring to dress like rich women – the tits are always exposed…because of art, or naked body form, or that clothing is meant to cover you, so in contrast of that, without fashion you are naked, in what I think is more about clickbait than anything….SHOW tits, don’t call it porn, MAKE real moneys…

The model is Hana Jirickova…she is Czech, which is the location of all of your favorite porno, the girls are the hottest in Czech Porn, and I guess when they are tall enough they throw them into this…Vogue erotica…weird.

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