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Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Apr

Bella Oelman is My Most Recent Instagram Follow of the Day

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Her name is Bella Oelman – because the world needs another Bella. I am guessing that 20 years ago, when all these Bellas happened, Bella was the name of the fucking year, and for some reason they all turned out hot enough to model – because it is the instagram era of everyone is a fucking model, people don’t want to work, they just want to be paid to exist, and for some reason – a reason I call perverts everywhere – this exhibitionism works…

She is my most recent IG follow, I actually had to go unfollow someone – because I hoard these girls and their feeds – becasue I don’t care about “Ratio” or the face that I’ve maxed out the number of followers I can have – I don’t need to pretend I only think 100 people are worthy of my eyes, because I look at everything – and still don’t care about anything – it is a skill…

So here’s to another one sided relationship with a hot bitch trying to get more and more famous by getting naked – as these kids do these days cuz they are young and hot and the platform exists…

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2017

Apr

Ella Weisskamp in the Shower of the Day

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I follow Ella Weisskamp on instagram. I don’t know how long this one sided relationship has been going on. I just know that it’s a one sided relationship…like all my other one sided relationships on instagram…with something like 7500 women I follow, like and comment on…and they just ignore…because they like having the extra follower…but like all women..are using opportunistic cunts who think they world should be their fans like they are Britney Spears or some shit…when they aren’t much more than an instagram model..

GOOD TITS though…

IN THE SHOWER TOO

Shamless or perfect or both – who knows…

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2017

Apr

Sophia Simone Is Amazing of the Day

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I looked up Sophia Simone on instagram and this is what I found:

I assume that that is not the same Sophia Simone in these pictures, otherwise that would be some pretty next level BLACK FACE….

I love black women, especially when they are built like this…tight body, no fat, except where it counts…her tits…her perfectly massive tits…that remind me of my favorite pussy I’ve ever taken pics of from my OSCARS SO WHITE project a few years ago that no one cared about…

I have never had a black girl willing to fuck me, they probably sense I am a little bitch with a small dick, you know some animal instinct…not to say black women are animals…but to say we are all animals…because everything is pegged racist, can I even call her black, or do I have to say woman of color but not A COLORED…can I even refer to her as a WOMAN or is that me being presumptuous, maybe she is gender fluid…dripping down my chin…or gender neutral…or an IT or a THEY…the world is a confusing place..where inclusive becomes exclusive…and confusing to navigate – when ultimately all that matters is how I want to see more Sophia Simone naked and big titty on her hot tight body…because I am in love and that is what love is about….jerking off to pics cuz girl doesn’t know you exist.

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2017

Apr

Rat Cow Getting Paid of the Day

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It’s hard to say that Rat Cow is disgusting looking, she’s got what you’d call some bomb ass titties, whether real or fake, they are done right and that alone is enough to carry her to the heights she’s got to….

It’s easy to say she got lucky, because she did, she’s not ALL that hot, like she doesn’t deserve to be making over a million a year, which she is, all based on being a great set of tits… it was a timing situation, she got into some video, her tits were as big of the song and she’s been coasting…taking jobs that come for her big following who are only there for her tits…and that are likely 99 percent dudes….

But I guess there is no rhyme or reason to why one set of tits reaches top tier level for tits…and others end up stripping her married to a rich guy angry they never made it…

I will say she has cleverly polarized her tits into “fashion” and “relevant” by attending every singe event she can, don’t say no, never say no, because you’re really easily replaceable based on what you do…so take ALL opportunities…

I am a fan of her and her bird face, I have for her entire public existence…I just think she’s overrated garbage on the grand scheme of things but I’d be totally into her hot boy pissing on my face as punishment for all the mean things I’ve said about her over the years….real into it…

This is her getting paid…I assume her creepy ginger probably rich balding boyfriend who must have a huge dick or like a good CUCKOLD is holding her purse somewhere off camera cuz he doesn’t let her out of sight…even though she’s really not great…but he probably knows she’s a whore and he must monitor her…

WHO KNOWS!

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2017

Apr

Kylie Jenner Body Dysmorphia of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is so freakish looking…they’ve turned this freak into a freak…by sucking so much fat out of her stomach and rebuilding her overly made-up face..it is terrifying…

It’s not hot waist to hip ratio, it’s Facetune and procedures for vanity..and clearly there is something wrong with her to think this is good, or hot, or for the world to think this is good or hot…and that’s obviously got something to do with being a TV whore from a very young age, thanks to her mom being a shameless den mother, madame whoring out her trash….

The issue is that young girls look at this freakish shape and think it is normal…the other issue is that she pretends to be a body positive anti-bullying person – yet she’s saying “young girls you should look like this”….a fucking mutant that they can never be, nor should they want to, yet they do…

It’s fucking weird…she’s got a new show coming out – that people will watch because TV is scrambling and this is the only thing that works.

Her sister is even more terrifying – and together they represent all fucking evil..

Here’s the nipple..

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2017

Apr

Hijabi Public Blowjob and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man on a Car

Truck Close Call

Car RunningOver People

Skateboarder Scared of Dogs Wipes Out

Dude Dies Live on Indonesian TV Singing Religious Shit…

Fat Guy Taking a Shit in an Earth Quake

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2017

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Since girls I just meet on TINDER or other internet places you can get sex, including but not limited to youtube, facebook and instagram….are uptight and expect me to work them to get their already shot nudes – because they don’t know me – and want to chat for a solid 30 minutes or more instead of just sending them right away to save us all time because we know what I am there for…

I’ve decided to try to convince them I have a crippled girl fetish and that I want to role play it out over snapchat…you know some juvenile rheumatoid arthritis that left them limping with their gammy bum leg….so I’m like “send me selfies of your limping, or with a claw hand, something good, maybe talk out of the side of your face like you’re have paralyzed”….because a pussy is just a pussy…I want a performace…

Needless to say, none of them want me to see their pussyhole, this asshole, or their best retarded person impression on the second message…

Women…so much work…

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The Blind Cheerleader is the VIDEO of the Week
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Kourtney K – Ass on IG
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Kim K Doesn’t Care About Material Things _ I Guess She’s a Minimalist with more Money In her Ass Cheeks than Most People Have in a Lifetime
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Peanut Butter in SPACE
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This Freak is the Worst Video of the Week
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Some Dude Named Jesse Williams on Minka Kelly
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2017

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Making a joke about locking a girl you are sexting in a basement always takes a weird turn when she says “That’s where I feel most at home”….hot right, until she follows up with “that’s where my dad used to molest me when I was 7”.

The wrong response is “where did he cum”….because even if she’s joking because she’s dark, this 7 year old version of herself convered in her dad’s cum will break her”….and the even less popular response is “did you cum”….

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Doutzen Kroes Recover with Ass Being Held Together By Leggings
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How Dracula Became Famous
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Peanut Butter and JElly in Space
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Scott Baio Penis Size Shaming
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Pam Anderson Lingerie in Lace
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Eva Longoria Old and Fat in a Bikini
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Boat Security Shooting Somali Pirates is Mental
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Sloppy Bitch in a Yoga Outfit
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POPE Francis is Doing a Ted Talk
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Margot Robbie Botox Face at Some GaLA
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Katie Price is a Monster
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Josie Canseco in the Parking Lot….
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Katherine Heigl and Rosario Dawson are in Some Lesbian Movie
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Heidi Klum Snaps her Tits
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Anti Fur Protestors VS PAtti Labelle
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Demi Lovato Big Cleavage at some GALA
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Chris Pratt Doesn’t Take Pictures with his Fans
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2017

Apr

Bella Thorne’s IG Bikini Wax Story of the Day

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I am a bush supporter, I am a “SavetheBush”, Don’t Shave the Bush kind of pervert. I just think Bush is natural and thus sexy, and an amazing accessory on all pussy…I don’t care if it is trimmed or not, the bigger the better..and that I firmly believe the waxing pussy is a girl on girl crime, that is blamed on men, since men will fuck anything…even inanimate objects and will never let pubic hair get in the way..

You see they say it is what men want, because it is what dirty porn sluts did to optimize their penetration shots…

They say it’s some oppressive man bullshit, yet all Salons are woman owned that I know of…

They say that it is men trying to sexualize and control women…when it’s all woman media who teach them this shit..

They say down with the patriarchy by protesting the patriarchy – by growing out their bush, a natural and lazy thing….but they are the ones judging each other for having pussy hair stick out of bikini bottoms….

Pussy hair sticking out of anywhere is a fucking fetish, it’s hot..men don’t hate that…maybe gay men…but none that I know..it’s hot..

Not to mention, Bella is a redhead, her pussy hair blonde and fair…to do this to herself…is fucking abusive..

But also a fetish to some…so watch her getting a bikini wax, it’s something I used to try to google years ago and it couldn’t be found…well thanks to shameless sluts letting you into their life…it’s on IG story..and it’s good..even if it’s sad to see her murdering her bush…for a man who loves bush….I shed a tear over this…it’s a horror movie to me….really

At least she wasn’t shitting in the video…

In other Bella Thorne news….she ate a banana, which is funny enough, another fetish of mine, because I am a basic man and see a phallus in a mouth and visualize dick sucking, that’s why I encourage girls to eat bananas in public or on snapchat for me, with either their mouth or pussy – cuz it’s hot..and they know exactly what they are doing…

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2017

Apr

Monica Bellucci Naked in Vanity Fair Italia of the Day

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Immigrants…WOPs…you know the carpenters and mason’s who came to America and in turn develop parts America….with more than just Pizza….because they were too retarded to get work back home in Italy….but who paved the way for becoming the trash that was on the Jersey Shore…fucking love Monica Bellucci

I don’t know if she reminds them of the pope, they mothers, or Nonas, or some fucking mafia wife of top tier titty….or if she just reminds them of the old country, the heritage they are so proud of, and al that..

I just know they love her titty, she’s still on the wall at my Barber’s, she is to them, what Sofia Vergara is to Colombia…no not a drug mule….a star….with big tits.

You can see her nipples in Vanity Fair, and her fan base is probably really excited by this, they are a passionate people and don’t move on from being fans, unfortunately they are too retard to figure out how a computer works…they too busy being bros…

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