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2017

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is always awkward when girls who send you nudes find other girls who send you nudes on social media – and give you shit like you’re their husband…

It’s like bitch….we never even met, we don’t fuck, you just show me pics of your asshole, and I love you for that, but I am not about to stop other girls from sending me pics of their asshole, in a world where there are too many assholes that I want to see…

I mean how is this even a conversation….or a thing…of course I look at as many assholes as I fucking can in a day….it is pretty much THE ONLY THING I DO…or write about…or CARE about…

Here are some stepLINKS…

AMber Heard Has Manipulated Elon Musk into Marrying Her – Hilarious
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Famous Film Scorer Hans Zimmer at Coachella
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Bella Thorne Pissed Her Nipples Were Blurred….
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Josie Canseco Bare Titty Grab
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Food Slicer Cannon
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Alex Jones’ Lawyer Says He’s a Performance Artist
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This Hooker Claims Drake Knocked Her Up…and She was Fucking Him Cuz He’s a Good Guy…LOL
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Aubrey Plaza and Alison Brie in a Trailer Together
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Kate Upton in Leopard Leggings
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Rachel McCord Nip in a Pool
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Ireland Baldwin Nipple
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Rachel Hilbert Nipple Photoshoot
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Jesus in Boston Rollerblading is some Dumb Shit
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Richard Simmons Hospitalized for a Reason Other Than Being an Intolerable Faggot
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Hilary Duff Legs.
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Jessica ALba Lives…and is Boring
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Mila Kunis in Jeans
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Water Art is Less Fun than Period Art
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Elephant VS Croc
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COCO IN A BIKINI
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The Kardashian Sisters Look Terrifying and Tranny Like –
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Every Car in Fast and Furios Explained by the Guy Who Made Them
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Soccer Goalie Fail of the Day
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Bella Throne Wants to Bang a Chick
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The Navy Seal Porn Star Weirdness…
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CJ Franco Legs in Shorts
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Slop Motion Air Pistol Shooting Through Deoderant –
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Mel B Fucked Simon Cowell
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Russian Parking
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Obama’s on a Yacht
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Two Spread Asses at the Same Time!
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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A Pepsi Commerical You Can Understand…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amateur of the Day
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Hot Naked Chick with Huge Tits
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Anus of the Day
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Racist Porn Chick
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Bottle in Asshole
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Naked Pussy Pic
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Quick Fuck in a Lecture Hall
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Finger Bang Squirt
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Huge Naked Tits
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Pussy in Socks
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Soccer Mom Masturbates in her Car
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Ass to Mouth!
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Lesbians in Cute Slippers Eating Pussy
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

Apr

Demi Lovato Titty Bikini of the Day

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Demi Lovato was not at Coachella, she’s not posting about how great of experience the corporate bullshit event was, she’s not pretending to be excited or happy with her fake friends who only like her because she’s Demi Lovato, but she is still putting up pictures worth looking at, because they feature her fat tits busting out of her bathing suit, a one piece, so it covers her belly…a belly her fans like because she spins it as Body Positive so that she can eat more Tacos like the Mexican she is.

I don’t care about Demi Lovato and I don’t find her hot, she’s just a Disney scam continued, and even with her mental issues and her probably lesbianism….she’s dull…but from this angle for social media, I can get down to looking at her….

I am a basic man with basic needs and I wouldn’t say this is filling any need, but I like tits, so it’s speaking to that..thanks.

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2017

Apr

Madison Beer Nipples for Coachella of the Day

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Madison Beer is some freshly 18, already showing her tits, because she’s got a stage parent who has really pushed her and taught her the right things – the things she needs to know – the show your tits cuz you got big tits – thanks hormones in the food tits – the youth is so estrogen filled tits – show your tits – get attention for your tits – and the songs will come second to that – the songs will fill the speakers of the world – but the key is to get known for your tits.

She’s some Beiber prodigy who probably banged Beieber when the mom was in the other room – trading fresh meat like he likes for a record deal…

And now she’s at COACHELLA showing tit.

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Victoria Justice who is also some slutty child star was also at Coachella and doesn’t deserve a post of her own, so despite having her show named after her, she’s backseat to Arianna Grande her supporting co-star….meaning this is just reflecting that….

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

Apr

Alexis Ren and her Fake Tits Dance with her Brother of the Day

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Here’s a really creepy dance in her underwear with her fake tits video that is shameless, slutty, weird, like she’s a cam girl…but luckily she’s hiding that not so great face…

Seriously, talk about baiting for BATERS with smutty BAIT….goodness…

She’s back from COACHELLA where I guess we discovered that Alexis Ren is Asian, or is that Native, or is that Filipino….or Mexcian…I can’t really tell…because she was with her TWIN at COACHELLA..

I just know that she looks like she’s smiling alongside her twin….who smiles just like her….but I have facial recognition blindness and all these motherfuckers look the same…because they are all the fucking same. Shameless yet well followed and thus seen as relevant because they have followers, but they only have followers because of their half nakedness….tits..that are clearly fake…and ass that I guess she’s forgetting to bust out….

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

Apr

Lottie Moss is Not Kate Moss But She Wishes She Was of the Day

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Lottie Moss is not Kate Moss…but that doesn’t mean she can’t pretend she is, or use her name to trick people into thinking she’s the next best thing, thanks to last name….and it doesn’t mean she can’t show her nipples like she was Kate Moss…because it draws more attention to her and more importantly…tricks more people into thinking she’s the next Kate Moss, because they are from the same sperm….fascinating…not really, but it works…because she has a career all while being not that exciting even when showing her nipples.

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

Apr

Romee Strijd VS Model for Coachella of the Day

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Romee Strijd walks more than just the Victoria’s Secret fashion show / informercial…because she’s a promo model…

She always walks the fine line of “is she a model” or “is she a hooker”…..at least in this very revealing outfit, all made up like she’s out to get paid to suck dick….

But I guess that’s a philosophical question worth answering…is being a model hooking, since the sex that comes with modeling is usually free – or for rent or jobs….or is being a model an empowering job using your body to reach your dreams without getting fucked….

Who knows, or cares, just remember summer is coming and more girls, everyday girls, non hooker girls, will be dressed like this…and that in and of itself…is lovely…but then again…I like hookers and sex workers on all parts of the spectrum.

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Other VS Hookers in the COACHELLA FESTIVAL VENUE…

Alessandra Ambrosio Upskirt at Coachella of the Day

Sara Sampaio’s Sucking Popsicle of the Day

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Romee Strijd|SFW

2017

Apr

Selena Gomez is So In Love She’s Posting Pics of Her Getting Fucked from Behind of the Day

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I assume that this arm around the neck, come at her from behind, while she smiles, is obviously or undoubtedly, Selena Gomez with a big black dick in her…selfie…girls these days – just keep pushing how far they can go…

I feel a connection with Selena Gomez, because I know two or three people who have fucked The Weeknd over the last few years he was coming up to the level of stardom he became…so I know all kinds of stories from all kind of hoes about his dick…and exactly how it went down…it’s the Canadian connection…the world isn’t that big of a place and I know whores.

So I can just replace the whore I know with Selena Gomez and it makes me feel connected to this…while being so disconnected since I’ve met none of these idiots…but I don’t mind thinking about how they get fucked…all broken and needy…thanks to parents who sold her off and Disney training…she must be a real pain in the fucking ass..in and out of rehab…unstable…broken…if she wasn’t rich and famous and good for career you’d run….but then again…all bitches are broken….you might as well should take the rich and famous one.

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

Apr

Kate Upton Big Tits in a Bikini from the Right Angle of the Day

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Kate Upton POSTED a bikini picture, because she’s hard at work in Turks and Caicos…wearing bikinis with confidence, which she did when she was 40 pounds heavier…because that’s what delusional, “I can’t do wrong”…”I’m so hot, the world loves me”…does to a set of huge tits…because she know as long as the huge tits were there, she’d be good…

Well, she works out daily now, her whole instagram feed is her working out, and she’s still doughy, but knows her angles, she’s been faking not being doughy her entire career….I guess the fear is losing the tits, you can’t lose the tits, the tits are what the world is obsessed with, even if they are likely terrifying when unleashed…and I guess you can cross reference her leaked nudes for that…

I encourage all girls to post their bikini pics from whatever angle they choose…because I think half nakedness is all that matters…oh and know your angles, I like being lied to in photos if it makes the fat bitch a hotter bitch.

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2017

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Paddle Boarding

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Lindsay Lohan and her GUT went for a paddleboard…because that’s what you do when you have nothing else going for you.

She was in South East Asia, where you can live like a king for a couple thousand dollars a month, sex tourism and hookers included in that couple of thousand dollars, because if you can’t maintain celebrity in America…go to Asia…half of all the instagram followers of most hookers on instagram you see are THAI…so it makes sense.

I love Lohan, her belly in a bikini, her face haggard and looking like Gollum..because she’ll always be LOHAN to me….not to mention, seeing a family and industry eat up and spit out a young girl, like monsters, greedy fucking monsters out to get paid…excites me. It’s the American Dream…and to me Loha is the American dream….I am into it…

Her caption:

“it’s so beautiful I cannot #breathe ???????? #mashallah and I just taught my friend to swim!!! Yes I totally agree.. Often we see beauty not just because the person is beautiful, but because they have an inner glow that comes out with in.. It’s comes from their eyes, smile and movement and most their confidence.

What the fuck this cracker on? Seriously…amazing..

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2017

Apr

Bella Thorne Jessica Rabbits of the Day

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Bella Thorne has a new show out – that is slated to be the biggest new teen show on TV, thanks to featuring Bella Thorne….I think it premiere’s tonight, because she’s been promoting it hard…as it is really going to put her on the map…despite her insane amount of instagram followers from being a Disney Kid turned exhibitionist proving that she is already on the map…

Your big fear should be that this attention and success will make her lazy in her exhibitionism, because she’s got what she wants…a TV show, movies, work, success…money….and when a girl gets what her want, she gets less hungry, and gets tired of the attention…and stops the exhibitionism…TRAGIC..

But I guess we are versatile and can jerk off to her pretty much doing anything…like cleavage in a red dress with her red hair doing what I call the Jessica Rabbit. We are so flexible in our titty obsession….and by we I mean me…I just sometimes think there are more of us.

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