I don’t know who Kara Del Toro – but she looks like an LA based Sugar Baby….who is pretending to be a model…
I just say that she’s booked a GUESS? campaign, so I guess she’s an actual model, but don’t let GUESS? trick you with their making a bitch legit…they are the people who took porn looking Anna Nicole Smith and made her big pre-dead tits matter….and she was the ultimate in Sugar Babies…maybe the owner of the brand, a nice Moroccan likes the non Jewish girls who like money….
This photoshoot is nothing to do with Guess?…but it happened….
She was also at an event…but here she is in her casual outfit….cuz bitch gets around.
Danielle Campbell is a Disney Kid…She was discovered in a hair salon in Chicago at the age of 10….in Illinois, which in and of itself is pretty terrifying…
Who the fuck is hanging out in hair salons in Illinois looking for kids, and their narcissistic parents they can easily convince or sell the dream to….
Right…a Disney Exec…they love that shit…
She’s done a few bullshit things, and is now in a movie called F*&% the Prom…which sounds like a huge hit. American Pie for the youth of today, which I guess means has throat fucking scenes in it…
She’s also in Marvel’ Runaways TV show, which is probably a big deal to nerds like you who love all those shitty superhero shoes…
But today..she’s slutty enough in FLAUNT magazine, not known as a porn magazine, but easily made into one by you masturbating to these pics.
Alessandra Ambrosio is naked in this photoshoot – which is so exciting – so crazy – I think I should take the rest of the day off for a nap – because ultimately, who gives a fuck about Alessandra Ambrosio, when you can nap…as napping is one of life as an unemployed obese asshole with Hemorrhoids’ greatest gifts.
I’m sure we’ve seen the middle-aged but still working model naked before, she only exists because she gets into her underwear…so what’s so special about this shit? Other than that she’s not a very good Catholic…but who is when there’s money available…to be made..even Jesus was a Jew and knew this, why else would Christianity have so many real estate holdings…
Katherine Heigl is as doughy, boring, played out as any almost 40 year old mom…rocking that mom body…even though she didn’t have a kid herself, but rather adopted one from Korea and the USA, because Katherine Heigl has had a doughy, boring, played out mom body since she was in her mid 20s.
I never understood why anyone was interested in her, or thought she was anything magical, but I guess she’s rich and was on TV and at least one movie, so that increases her stock value. It’s like “why’s that dude with a doughy mom body with two adopted babies thanks to her being infertile”….”oh she’s from Grey’s Anatomy and 40 year old Virgin and like all doughy mom bodies, has big tits”…..”Makes sense”.
Piece Water in a Booty with a Flower to celebrate what a lovely and beautiful product Piece Water is….for those of you who smoke weed in a water pipe / bong / etc….which should be all of you…because that’s what life is about…getting trippy….
I may not smoke weed, because I am a drunk, but the 22 year old girls I hang out with do, and they say that Piece Water solves every problem you would typically have smoking with a water pipe. Proof.
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So add Piece Water to a clean bong and the bong stay clean and clear from NO resin build up. When you are ready to change your bong’s piece water rinse the pipe with tap water and it will be clean! Piece Water acts as a filter of particulate matter and NO ONE wants PARTICULATE MATTER….which may make for a healthier smoke and HEALTHY is what you need. ?
So don’t clean your bong, use your bong the right way, with an innovative product, because it will impress the ladies…
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2- Eliminates Need To Clean Water Pipe With Harsh Chemicals (Just a quick rinse with tap water and the water pipe is clean!) ?
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4- Viscosity Produces Better Draw For A Deeper Pull?
5- Reduces Smell Between Water Changes ?
6- No Mixing Or Measuring Required?
7- Store in Refrigerator for Cool Hits
8- Much thicker than water, Piece Water is completely odorless, and tasteless.
9- NO MORE TOXIC CLEANERS! NO MORE SOAKING, SHAKING, AND SCRUBBING YOUR BONG
10- Looks good jammed up in a woman’s ass – but only if there’s a flower because it makes it more romantic…
The only Sophie Turner I know or care about…is Sophie Turner who is forgotten….the hooker from
But this Sophie Turner is from Game of Thrones and people fucking love that show and in turn fucking love her – Game of Thrones fans are fucking weird….
Game of Thrones is one of those nerd shows, with fairies and dragons and bullshit that non-nerds should find disturbing, weird, and stay as far away from as possible because it would eventually tarnish their reputation, preventing girls from fucking them, losing their jobs as their obesity and cum covered clothing gets them fired, forcing them to move back to their mom’s basement that’s not so bad because of food in the fridge and it’s own entrance, plus it’s two floors down so your mom can’t hear you as you fuck the doll you made of Sophie Turner out of Mashed Potatos and semen…
Here she is in a bikini…giving the finger like an ungrateful bitch who doesn’t realize she’s won a lottery by getting cast on this show…
She was angry about some magazine editing out her nipples, because she’s a feminist – empowered – and not a slut – she is a woman and her nipples are her nipples – a vessel to give more than just men boners – but also give babies milk…and more importantly – get her followers…
I dig it.
She’s so funny…
She was in Fishnets promoting some bullshit – when not showing her nipples….She’s the one to watch, the only thing that matters / mattress…
I forgot to post Ashley Graham at Coachella Bikini erotica for the chubby chasers, because Ashley Graham is fat, and like all fat chicks, she’s second rate.
Sure she’s making money, and has polarized being fat as being healthy, in a world of delusional people who hate taking accountablity for themselves…
You see, if Ashley Graham changed her diet, she could be skinny, but why would she do that, not one will hire her as a mdoel if she was skinny…
People wonder where her confidence comes…it’s in the followers and money she’s making. I think it’s gotta do with black dudes….black guys is that they are good looking, they have big dicks, they are athletic and they like fat white girls….so imagine an era when fat white girls, even the pretty ones couldn’t get laid, or if they did it was with some loser lame white dude who couldn’t get laid, now having animalistic porno sex like she’s the star of a rap video. That must boost an ego!
Now couple that with people needing to speak to fat chicks, who are protesting the girls they actually want to use…and choose her…but they all know she’s fat and behind her back they call her fat…and her doctors know she’s fat too…cuz he’s fat…she just thinks it doesn’t matter…
I am fat – i am not about to stand out there topless saying “this is the new fit” because I feel good about myself now that i have new energy from my sleep apnea machine. It’s delusional
I think Ashley Graham just speaks to the era, media people, feel they have to give fat love or they’re assholes. Yet most don’t want to be fat. The market is just fat. So celebrate fat….and with fat comes big monster tits….so stare at those…
I’ve been spending my morning hangover trying to get nudes from girls…and being distracted by girls who post nudes of themselves on social media….before going deep into the Aaron Hernandez, the dumbest athlete in the history of athletes committing suicide memes..
I like the “Injury Report, Hernadez Out on a Neck Injury” one….but the “Not the Only Patriot Hanging” one is ok, I just don’t watch football so have no idea what that means….and the “Hernandez Lawyers Told Him to Hang In There”….is the best…..
That said….here are some stepLINKS…while I see what else is going on, but Hernandez suicide is probably the winning story of the day….can’t beat a good NFL player gangster suicide…
