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2017

17

Apr

Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is my kind of monster…but not really my anything because she blocked me off all social media early on in her quest to get famous – when she took the surf beach girl with a boyfriend angle and failed – so she went dark, lesbian, tattooed, and dumpy instead….

Something, she’s now getting very low level press supporting, that whole Body Positive thing..because what else is a girl to do when she’s 6 foot 5 and 250 lbs…something she shouldn’t really hate about herself – dudes will fuck anything – not to mention Kim Bassinger is her mom – and that’s hot in and of itself…and Alec Baldwin her dad he calls her a little pig – who made her like this is more ways than one – but who will be able to throw money at the problem as most rich dads do…

Well..she’s in a bikini and it’s not that bad…I like the shameless tit flash for the papaparazzi because he knows what matters…TITS Matter

She’s such a fucking mess. It’s wonderful..

When she’s being a monster on the beach..her leach / mooch / cousin who is actually living the instagram model dream – who she probably hates was at coachella…in a bra top…

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2017

17

Apr

Nicki Minaj Rope Shirt of the Day

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Nicki Minaj wore a great shirt…BONDAGE ropes…because she’s so fucking hard…

Just not hard enough to show her actual tits – because despite being a shameless, plastic surgery ridden, monster – who basically through out her candy-coated – acting school nonsense act for the record labels to speak to the direction the kids of today respond to – like porn and slutty bad behavior – she shifted….

So she’ll get out there with her tits tied up like a fetish video, for a selfie…but she won’t actually be in the fetish video because that’s crossing the line…

Even though Nicki Minaj is a fetish in and of herself, that some people jerk off to, meaning to at least one person out there – her big titty implants are a fetish…so this one’s for you…

I find the whole thing pretty boring…really..

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2017

17

Apr

Courtney Stodden Titty Flash at Disney of the Day

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Seeing her plastic / jacked up face trying to emote – is hilarious…

The wind when she already looks like she’s in a wind tunnel – is hilarious…

Courtney Stodden is no joke though, I mean maybe she is…but I like it…

I like that she’s porning up the most magical place on earth, because that’s what Trash does – and a world without TRASH is a world not worth living in..

She’s a big titty monster no one cares about – but I love it…I think it’s everything and more…and most importantly, I’m just glad she’s not at COACHELLA>..

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2017

17

Apr

Kate Beckinsale in a Slutty Bikini Pose of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale the never dying pussy you want to have sex with because you saw Underworld 15 years ago – and you’re still fucking into the babe in the movie – because she looks the fucking same – which is weird – creepy even – but not too creepy to want to stare at her bikini or bathing suit pics –

I mean sure there are some filters going on here, and she’s in a one piece, covering her stomach..and she’s cropped aggressive and wearing a shirt over her arms…and sunglasses over her old lady eyes – but she’s got it down – she knows how to keep bringing it – and that is something more moms of college aged girls need to learn – as there is not enough of them to go around – and most college aged girls need moms like this and not having moms like this is a total disservice to everyone…

Let Kate Beckinsale be more than just a body / personality you jerk off to – let her be an inspiration to moms everywhere to get it the fuck together.

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2017

17

Apr

Tove Lo Titty Flash at Coachella of the Day

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Tove Lo is so edgy…

While tens of thousands of idiots are raging for her like this was something like Woodstock – you know revolutionary – when really it’s just a mall mainstream experience – where the only political agenda the idiots in attendance are excited by is the next pop song, the next snapchat filter, the next line of make-up a Jenner puts out…you know the worst humans ever…vapid…taking selfies of their outfits – as they all walk the grounds – looking into their phones, looking the same, like robots living through a screen…just consuming our resources and better off dead…

Tove Lo pulls out her tits…

And the crowd goes wild…like she’s being innovative, inspiring, exciting, political, with purpose, and not just a shameless bitch who like a half retard likes pulling out her tits as the fans cheer onto what looks and feels like their leader…for those minutes she’s on set, cuz they are flimsy and will move onto the next tits in a minute.

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2017

17

Apr

Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk posted this bikini video of her at Coachella – because everyone who is anyone is at Coachella – some are actually being paid to be at Coachella – and not just by rich dudes looking for hot pussy to party with and share a desert villa with – but companies – every company – uses the festival to cash the fuck in – as that is the American way…turn everything into some bullshit you can monetize and destroy – and fuck over anyone in the way….and since America women are all fat and dumpy – use the SWEDES – import the pussy we use – to sell product and bullshit to the American women they don’t use in the campaigns – cuz they just want their money….BUY BUY BUY CONSUME…..

I don’t see how going from one bullshit corporate event to the other is awesome and amazing, but I guess their hookers they’ve hired are worth looking at in their bikinis…and here’s one of em. From Titty Model to Mainstream as fuck PROMO model…

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2017

17

Apr

Ashley Smith Titty Flash of the Day

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Ashley Smith was a titty model for the first 10 years of her modeling career. You know a low level model – who made a living – but no one ever really heard of her…

But then at 30…she got into Sports Illustrated, and started trying to be all corporate despite her hipster Brooklyn cool girl roots, because I guess she figured she should cash the fuck in when the opportunity presented itself…

Well…at 31…I guess she’s gone back to that titty modeling – because even when she was doing Sports Illustrated at the corporate shit – she was titty modeling…just in a different, candy coated, cheesy way…

That”s not to say this isn’t cheesy – but it’s a pulled out tit…and that works for me…but not as well as it works for Ashley Smith…

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2017

17

Apr

Rat Cow in a Bikini at Coachella of the Day

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Rat Cow is the worst…famous set of tits who should have never quite happened because she’s not that hot – but that she luckily had good timing for…

But she’s got a great fucking body and she’s at Coachella…because her life is going to all the events – to seem relevant and get paid..

I don’t care if she fucks for parts, is a suck up trying to polarize the fact that she is just a bitch who gets naked for attention by being at fashion events – or Coachella…getting paid..when she shouldn’t get paid…I can’t imagine any girls ever say “I wonder what that nude model is wearing I want to buy that”…but marketers are idiots and use bitches like this cuz they have a bunch of dudes following them…jerking off to them…you know…because she’s got an amazing body…and it is also a nice distraction from her mangled bird face…

I’m a fan, I mean, not really, but the message she sends to other whores trying to make it is – is a good one – it’s a case study – it’s proof of concept – it can work….just get naked – it can work..

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Here she is in some bullshit photoshoot…..you can see her nipples…

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2017

17

Apr

Mila Kunis Mom Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Mila Kunis and her mom of two ass in a pair of jeans is really reaching for Mila Kunis sex appeal..

She has so much working against her, like that we know what she looked like when she was 18 and on TV….like that she’s actually breeding with Ashton Kutcher. That she’s no longer 18…and the whole mome of two thing…

But luckily, like SPANX, jeans are designed to keep it all together, squeeze it all together, make it all sort of work….and I guess luckily dudes get into a chick like Mila Kunis and commit, no matter how old she gets…it makes them feel like their relationship is longer lasting and has more meaning – and that is fucking weird…but not as weird as her pussy probably looks…wouldn’t you like to know….it’s probably blown out hard enough that if you look the right way in these jeans – you can see it all…who knows.

So fucking boring. Middle aged mom in jeans….awesome…I can see this all day – everywhere…give me something better…fuck….celebrities are the worst.

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2017

17

Apr

Nina Dobrev Titty Grab of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is a rumored Canadian, but I don’t see how that’s possible, seeing as she’s in AMerica and that is against TRUMP’s way. It’s like leave them in their fucking igloos where they belong, I guess based on his wife, there are exceptions like if they are worth fucking and willing to let you grab them by the pussy.

The important thing about Nina Dobrev is that she’s now dating ORLANDO Bloom, very important…but not as important as the rumor that she has herpes…but that wouldn’t stop you from smearing her onto your face…because when nerdy weridos get excited for a girl…they go for it….they think it is love…or meant to be and herpes is better than not fucking NiNA DOBREV…

That said, all the slophole pussy in hollywood has herpes…so my source is credible – sure – but the info they feed me obvious..and boring…Like NINA Dobrev….

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