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2017

14

Apr

Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is a freak of nature…she is like Jesus on the cross….she’s fully come back to life from the dead….or maybe she’s never died…either a vampire or a fucking zombie…who cares…it’s easter….

If she did die at 20, which based on her body, is when she looks like she died, we can assume it was after nerds jerked off to her to so much she drowned on their sperm….they way you’d probably like to kill all women, if only they let you get close enough, you weirdo…

Here daughter – Also in Bikini

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2017

14

Apr

Daphne Groenevald Topless of the Day

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No joke – I was creeping on Daphne Groenevald’s instagram yesterday, I saw her model boyfriend and her in Coachella and thought – damn I like her face – she should post more choking on cock and taking loads in her face…

Then today….this set from a magazine she’s in – or a shoot she’s in with her shirt off pops up and I’m like – OMG facebook is totally listening to everything I do and showing me ads and content related to that – on some I’m being tracked we’re all going to die – but before we do – let big corporations monetize my privacy and person like I am a stat in their marketing sales and buying campaigns – because I am…thanks to the interent…we’re all idiots for using…

Except Daphne Groenevald …even though she’s doing it half right…we got the tits down…the hot model face down…but I want to see PENETRATION / INSERTION / LIFE…

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2017

14

Apr

Rita Ora Big Tits of the Day

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Some people say Rita Ora is a garbage hooker who happens to sing well enough to get a fake record deal – to justify her work visa – so that the dudes who like fucking her don’t have to marry her for citizenship…that turned it into a fake it until you make it situation, where girl now hosts TV shows….while girl is basically a big titty ethnically ambiguous hooker – not a famous and talented artist….

And now she’s hosting TV shows and doing important things like that and it’s magical..because she still shows off her monster tits – that aren’t that big but that are big…

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2017

14

Apr

Taylor Momsen Topless After a Show of the Day

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Taylor Momsen does whatever she can to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….because the world has forgotten who Taylor Momsen was…

She was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…bto separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows….

You see at 16, in lingerie, on stage, making blowjob faces is a big deal, but at 25, it’s kinda what you expect to find at ever college party….or instagram, played out…

So her getting topless, is whatever….especially when there are no nipples ….

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Momsen

2017

14

Apr

Heidi Klum Fishing Erotica of the Day

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Heidi Klum is fishing – because she’s on vacation – you see this past week, if you were a good planner and working in a Jewish industry was weeekend off, Passover monday tuesday, take off wednesday and thursday, only to have friday, weekend and monday off…

You know….10 days of vacation – with only two sick days uses….CLEVER….

I guess that’s why Heidi Klum took the week to get into her bikini and do some fishing, you see because she’s not pretty much retired and her life isn’t a total fucking vacation where she sits around on a pile of money…because I guess she’s german and able bodied and in the mood to make more money…because she’s hot…despite being old…

I mean, here she is just pandering because the whole fishing industry and sport is the biggest sport in the WORLD…and dudes who fish aren’t all rednecks…but they do all like bitches in their fish bra’s and fishing gear…it’s their porn..and I guess this German stepped away from lingerie porn, and interracial porn, and ready to drop porn..all porns she’s been involved in….and she’s not quite ready to show off the shitting porn…scat as german as Bratwurst…but fishing porn…she can fucks with that…and yes I just said fucks..blame social media…thanks in advance.

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2017

14

Apr

Demi Lovato Pussy Shot of the Day

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Demi Lovato posted a picture of her pussy in a bikini bottom…and her inspirational quote:

I don’t have a thigh gap and I’m still beautiful the way I am.

Because the world is about body positivity, not body shaming, it is an angle that worked for her and her audience that allowed her to push as far as she can in her fatness – before getting dumped – and getting fit…but not fit enough to have a thigh gap…

Thigh Gap…was not a thing when I was growing up, no dude I know cares if a girl has a thigh gap, I think it is self perpetuating from women hating women…as they do…but lets keep them insecure about not having a thigh gap, it increases our chances to keep them feeling insecure enough to fuck us – and that is a WIN.

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2017

14

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley may be melting away…her flesh may be hanging off her while in her bikini…she may not be a tone, fit, amazing bikini model now that she’s 100, but for some reason, a reason I call being a pervert who appreciates what was, and can accept what is because it once was…she’s amazing..

But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money….

Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…

Looking good enough to cum inside – but too bad you’re not a billionaire and she can’t get knocked up.

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2017

14

Apr

Jessica Simpson Big Cleavage of the Day

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Jessica Simpson still has monster tits – tits I would like to decorate like easter eggs and hide around the house for me and the kids to milk and jerk off on….because Jessica Simpson despite being a big girl…is a big breasted girl…and rich…a blast from the past, still living, Easter Miracle or some shit…

Easter….tits.

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2017

14

Apr

Victoria’s Secret Bralette Commercial of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is so fucking cheesy.

The girls in Victoria’s Secret are so fucking cheesy.

They are just some mall brand bullshit quality nonsense that the mainstream buy into – and really that everyone buys into – because it’s functional, affordable, and stylish, despite raping China cheap later – to save money they can put into this shit like their team of models…the cheesiest fucking models.

Yes, they are hot, but fuck they are lame…they marry people like Adam Levine and shit…they go to all the parties and are famous and know they are hot…and people want to associate with them because they are famous and hot…and it’s this weird cycle of garbage..supporting garbage…

I like my models edgier and more interesting, but I guess when you’re offered a million dollars to stand around – you take it…But at least they are half naked when they do it…and naked in other work they do to remain edgy, but they are still just promo models to me…really hot promo models.

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret|Videos

2017

14

Apr

Terry Richardson Comeback Photos of the Day

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I guess a magazine called Document – felt it was only fair to give Terry – and icon in the photo world, hated by actual photographers for being a rockstar and a scam, who couldn’t actually take a photo, proving that photography is just about subject / location and pushing them – the device you capture it with doesn’t matter….a chance at taking pics again..

Some pussy bitch ass magazines and celebs have stopped working with him -because he has a bad rep – and they are scared.. but has never been charged with rape or sexual assault…meaning it’s all internet lies and trolls – just trolling for what they think is the feminist good – but that’s fucked up and a reminder that false rape allegations should land a cunt in jail…

The fact is that Terry, married, a father of twins, is probably still a creeper perv, like all 50 year olds taking pics of 20 years old…but that doesn’t mean the whole world aren’t fucking pervs…everyone fucks, everyone is sex obsessed, even the uptight social justice warriors who campaign agains this guy..bullshit…but here are some of his recent pics….

Pretty boring pics….definitely…fucking boring…

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