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2017

13

Apr

Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini of the Day

Some golden colored – california desert looking – VS model promoting – Bikinis for some company that wants the VS association even though they are a the devil – and bikini catalog pics suck – featuring Magdalena Frackowiak who is rumored to be the worst from one dude who I met, that was practically homeless, who claimed he used to fuck her before she was famous, while living in NYC, after she was imported from Poland..

I just assume he was telling the truth, because she’s Magdalena Frackowiak, pretty unknown, probably the last person you’d make up a story about fucking, it was around the time she first closed her VS model contract, because that’s what put him over the edge. She got signed, quit him and he got none of the money or glory and was forgotten….

Not to mention he told me this story 3 years ago, when Magdalena Frackowiak was even as known as she is today, which is pretty unknown…so I am sticking to another Eastern European with a terrible attitude thanks to their dark, cold communist roots…looking good half naked for money – like they should…and I like it…

She’s getting some work you can find more Magdalena in Catalog Pics Here and another set of her here

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Gabrielle Caunesil Topless Bikini Model of the Day

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I don’t know who Gabrielle Caunesil is, but she’s a topless model – posing for this swimwear campaign and the hottest pic in the set is where her bikini bottoms are a few sizes too small, probably some straight from the Asian factory floor samples to get the line off the ground situation, you know …business logistics, start up growing pains, etc…..well thanks to that…there’s one pic, the hottest pic from the set, that makes her pussy look like it’s about to explode out of the bikini bottoms and that alone…is magic…

I don’t need to know who Gabrielle Caunesil..to know…I like her…

FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM HERE

Posted in:Gabrielle Caunesil

2017

13

Apr

Possibly Samara Weaving’s Possible Hot Tits of the Day

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You know how these things go – this may or may not be Samara Weaving, even if it is her, we’ll say it’s not her, until her lawyer tells us to take down the post because it’s not her, or is her but they don’t want you to know that it is her, as nudes make careers, but they have to look like they aren’t staged….and nudes may be embarrassing – they shouldn’t be – since she is from Australia…and this seems totally Australian…

I am the biggest Samara Weaving Fan….but that probably has more to do with her nipple and less to do with her…I’d post pictures of anyone if their nipple was in the fucking mix….cuz I like nipples…they are the feeding tube for our future leaders people….

Point of this is to say….she’s some Australian chick….an “actress” if you will and I’m huge in Australia which works out nicely for me cuz Australian girls are stylish, fun, sexy as fuck, and into getting drunk, being disasters – not that Samara Weaving gets down like that, or maybe these pics prove she does…

Australia…magical….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Samara Weaving

2017

13

Apr

Gal Gadot is Boring in Some Magazine of the Day

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Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman, so the film industry is making her do a bunch of media, you know because she’s a legit actress from Israel, who was really only in Fast and Furious movies, which I guess is enough to matter…

Maybe she did other shit in her native land of Israel, where she did more than celebrae Passover, but also celebrated winning at life, because with her husband and baby daddy, of a 6 or 7 year old and a freshly made baby, they also sold a hotel they owned for 25 million dollars, meaning this movie shit is just for ego…you know make it while you can…

People like her, maybe because she proves to you racists that Jewish people don’t all have tails and horns, and that they can be decent looking…but I find her, these photos, her look boring….sure, she’ll be the first to say it is because I am an anti-Semite, when really I just like pussy that isn’t 31 and a mom of two….

Either way, here she is in a magazine, positioned as editorial, like people care, when really it’s an ad for a movie you will all see…because someone is going to these things…it must be you…

This is all I see when I see her pics – or in her Wonder Woman costume because I am not a nerd with Comic book fetishes….I see a recently shattered mom pussy.

Posted in:Gal Gadot|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Georgina Stojiljkovic for Grazia Serbia of the Day

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Georgina Stojiljkovic is a Serbian model, so it would make sense that she would be on the cover of Grazia Serbia, a fashion magazine. I am sure there are a lot of Serbian models, so that’s not to discredit all that she has accomplished in her career, saying – put the Serbian in the Serbian magazine….Eastern Europe produces babes….

I am only interested in this because nipples on the cover of a magazine – that isn’t a porn magazine – or a catalog for mail order brides – or some brothel menu – like it should be…. because I like how a nipple can be seen as art – until I put it on this site and it becomes porn – the worst porn – but porn to all advertisers…I guess I’m magical.

Posted in:Georgina Stojiljkovic

2017

13

Apr

Nicolle Radzivil’s Rad Tits of the Day

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Nicolle Radzivil is totally unknown, aspiring LA actress, who I guess has been doing the youtube thing, and has been casted in some real shitty movies and TV shows you’d be more amazed to know exist…than to know this unknown was in them….or that this unknown is out posting nude pics of her awesome and huge tits – that are set against what looks like a skinny enough frame, but then again who am I to judge her frame, that would be objectifiying women based on their massive tits, and body…instead of celebrating body positive..

I think the most interesting thing about her and her marketing program is that a long time ago she said basically said be naked…

Then why has it taken so long for her to be naked?

I guess what it comes down to is at least she’s naked….I support titty pics for celebrity so FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM

I mean her tits are massive and wonderful and I’ve been all about big tits lately, so everyone thank you by staring at them.

Great way to really launch that career. Good job girl.

Posted in:Nicolle Radzivil

2017

13

Apr

Michelle Hunziker Bikini Picture of the DAy

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Michelle Hunziker is a 50, which is pretty much a dead for most moms, at least based on all scientific research put into the study of female sex appeal..Sex Appeal Correlates directly with their level of fertility…unless you’re weird and you’re weird…so you like it all – as long as there’s a tit or a pussy – and even that is not a requirement.

Michelle Hunziker tricked the system, and I guess this bikini / lingerie model, bending over pulled it off.

I don’t know what the tabloids love her, maybe it is because she’s a freat of nature…and looks good in a bikini but she’s got 3 kids, probably with really poor guys….you know since models love poor guys…it forces them to keep fit, so that they keep getting work you know….on their toes….

She’s Swiss, so I guess that makes her neutral, or a undocumented tax shelter….something the poor guys she dates probably love.

Posted in:Michelle Hunziker|SFW

2017

13

Apr

Elsa Hosk Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was so kind last night on social media – she posted this very powerful, inspiring, amazing, image of herself in make-up saying the sweet words “NITE”…like she was virtually tucking in all of her fans, followers, individually…but more like a girl sending out the same nude to 30 dudes she’s talking to on tinder, because making 30 custom nudes would take too much time, and the one nude BCCed to the world…gets the job done….you know because she’s a busy slut, there’s lots of dick to fuck, she can’t be bothered dealing with every one, she’s so desirable and she knows it, I mean Victoria’s Secret pays her lots of money she’s important so be happy that she bothered sharing this, you know to keep people engaged in her “personal brand”….

Art…right?

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

13

Apr

My Favorite Public Sex Caught Video and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Strips Herself on the Bus

Caught Stealing a Bike – This is What Happnes

Mini Van Dude with Road Rage Tries to Run Over Kids

Hit and Run Driver Chased Down

Little Kid Sucks at the Train

Naked Man VS Paramedic

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new hobby is reading old booty call messages I didn’t take on – for whatever stupid reason – from girls who at one point in time had a lapse in judgement and wanted to fuck me.

I don’t really keep an archive of chats, but I came across some old emails of a girl, a hot girl, with massive tits, who I’ve knew for years, who was emailing me to fuck on three different occasions ten years ago….and I didn’t take her up on it.

I am sure at the time I had my reasons, but 10 years later, I’m like “why didn’t I do that”…..she was in her mid 20s at the time, in her prime, and I don’t even talk to her anymore and haven’t for about 7 years…

I think lost sex opportunities, is hotter to me than trying to get sex opportunities for girls who will likely never give me sex opportunities, but they may send nudes, which is my usual hobby…

The only issue is that I’ve only had 3-5 times where a girl offered me sex and I said no, and only one of them is documented in email, so that content is going to get pretty old fast….like me…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Soaped Up Ass of the Day
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Michelle Pfeiffer as Bernie Madoff’s Wife….in This Trailer…
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Drone VS Lightning
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Orlando Bloom PENIS Update
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Elsa Hosk Topless in Some Bullshit
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Iskra Lawrence is a Fat Model I’d Want to Fuck of the Day
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It AMazes me that NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS CRAZY NIRVANA COVER
CLICK HERE

How About some Mongolian Eagle HUnting
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Jared Leto Sells his Great House
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Sienna Miller Says She Was Not Flirting with Brad Pitt….Thank God ?
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Realistic Ren and Stimpy Masks
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